Ian Thorpe's boyfriend

Good for Ian. The closet really did a number on him so it's nice to see him kiss his boyfriend in public.

Ian is serving up major boozeface.

And his BF is serving up major "I'll do anything to be noticed!" narcissism. (The friend he is posing with seems like a horrible, Bobby Trendy-type queen.)

The comments suggest that the boyfriend is an opportunist.

Does Australia age people more rapidly than other continents?

All the 'ard drinkin' and sun, mate.

Shiny head

Too bad Ian is fugly. At least he's an athlete

How do these fugs get such handsome boyfriends? It cannot just be the size of their cocks.....I would have to put a bag over Ian's head. What an unattractive man. yes - I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder....blah blah blah

R8 Are you thick? Ian Throrpe is loaded. He has earned tens of millions from advertising and brand sponsorships. That's how you get the trophy wives/husbands, with money.

R8: Your are, truly, an idiot. Not only is Ian rich, he is very famous. In our current culture of celebrity, that is everything.

And his boyfriend looks totally vacuous.

I would prefer to see Ian naked than that plastic looking boyfriend.

His boyfriend looks disinterested in most pics while Ian is clearly besotted. He's in it for the money, honey.

The boyfriend has a major plastic gayface. Ian hon you can do way better!

Ian Thorpe is loaded, pretty nice bod and from the face a club for a penis...I so would...

If the bf does him doggy there is no need to look at Ian's face. And his swimming body is nice. So it probably isn't that bad.

R15 there is no way that the boyfriend is anything else than a 100% bottom. Look at his face!!

The boyfriend looks a little like Marco Rubio

Didn't he just last week cry he's not finding any boyfriends? Someone moved in fast.

Ian's not that loaded. He hasn't worked in years. And has major mental health issues. He's just the first step on the ladder for that little gold digger.

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Hope they're happy together.

So the guy giving Ian the pill is his boyfriend's ex-boyfriend who is a model and runs with a fast gay crowd in Sydney. Meet Oliver Barry, the fast ex-bf and model. This is what passes for a model in Australia.

The definition of a model might be different in Australia, but the definition of an escort is universal.

Not surprised in the first picture I saw of the boyfriend he was waiting on a street corner for Ian to pick him up.

Might've known he'd pick somebody cliche.

The bf is a smoker and handles his cigarette in a very fey manner.

So much for a "healthy" lifestyle.

Ian will be fat and drugged up in short order.

They all look greasy. It looks more like a picture from Hollywood Boulevard in the 1970s.

The 'model' is porking fast. Whatever Ian eats seems to go around.

'Model' strikingly similar to 'actress'. Does not necessarily mean that one has had a paid role in the described field of endeavour though recompense for rolls in other fields are often not precluded nor can the devotion to and practice of supply side economics be overlooked.

Wait, so which one is the new boyfriend?

This won't end well for Ian. The boyfriend, his ex and their pocket sized friend all look trashy.

It's the dick equivalent of the hick in the Big City

I wonder the company that you queens keep

having said that the BF has no bulge in his speedo shots and is bloated.

The boyfriend is the smoker.

"Model" - second from left

Ian's boyfriend and the ex-boyfriend look better here, but not quite model material

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Man, those are some skeevy queens that Ian has associated himself with.

Gross.

Ian can do much, much better.

[R19] A LOT of gay men have mental health issues baby, that's why its often hard to find a boyfriend, many of us are majorly messed up. Haven't you noticed?? These threads are evidence alone.

[quote]this is bloated?

No R35...THIS is bloated!

Olympian proportions!

Now, he head looks even smaller for his body.

Seeing these guys, it explains the Australian food thread.

bloat all he wants as long as that foot long is working...:)

Oh Ian

r43 What's he done now?

Now that's a healthy muffin-top he's got overflowing from his board shorts!