Let's Guess Celeb Cock Size

Sounds perfect, OP (I don't need lockjaw).

Nyle DiMarco

6.7", slender

Mark Ronson

7.4", rather straight and not super thick

Justin Theroux-- a good 8 inches, thick, heavy and slightly curved (with big, egg-sized balls).

Marky Mark Wahlberg: 4.5 ("At least my shit works, man").

Liam Neeson, when rock hard, is probably 9 inches, thick and straight. Low hangers are a definite.

River Viiperi

6.2" - slightly bigger than average girth

Pendulous Neeson dong...

Neville Longbottom

7.8", slender but curves up

Matt Damon

6.7" - slightly bigger than average girth, big head

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps, 5" [italic]soft[/italic] with pendulous balls, 8.25" thick & bouncy.

Chris Jones

8.4", thick

Levi Johnston

5.8", thicker than average

Caitlyn, large soft

r14 soon to be in a mason jar filled with formaldehyde?

Damn, that Liam Neeson dong @ R8 though...

[quote] Matt Damon

He has a cock?

Henry Cavill

7.6", sturdy, curving up

Enver Gjokaj - 6.1", slightly thicker than average

James D'Arcy - 8.5", thinnish

Adam Levine -- skinny, bent dick curving downward to the left when hard. Average length.

Probably finger size.

R7, no guesswork required. Presenting River Viiperi's alleged penis.

Top Male Model Kaylan Morgan

R22, it seems I wasn't too far off with length in my R7 guess. Girth looks quite average though. Still, a hot piece River, you pretty boy you.

Canadian Male Model Eian Scully

Anderson Cooper

6", thick base, hot pink, hairless

Donald Drumpf:

3.2 and gray with a bright orange tip.

Sam Heughan - very white and thin. Just over 6 inches. Overhanging foreskin.

Sam Smith - 3 or 4 inch micropenis lost in lots of folds of skin that formerly contained fat. Smelly.

Ted Cruz: 5", hairy, never-been-touched, definitely premature ejaculation

Marco Rubio: a healthy 7 uncut inches that used to swing in circles at Miami foam parties

Justin Theroux, HUGE

^^ Justin

Bea Arthur: 11.25 inches. A shower.

Joey Pollari: 7.4", long and not too thick. I bet his dark pubes are beautiful. He looks like he might have low hangers as well.

(Sorry Joey if you end up reading this but you know how it is.)

R33 you're way off.

Connor Jessup: 6.7", curves up. thicker than mine.

It's hilarious that you all are guessing over 7 inches for the majority of these. Especially for Matt Damon, lol. You all been watching way too much porn.

[quote] Especially for Matt Damon, lol

Why especially Matt Damon?

R37, never mind him. Ben's just on one of his whiskey binges. He gets catty when people think I'm bigger than him. He's never been that great with reality.

DL queens:

Atrophied tiny meat from persistent non-use.

Kim Kardashians big black dick is girthy, humorless & stupid. And stands about 5'10".

OP and r1 are Italian which means they're automatically thick.

r40 her big black dick also wants to be Design Director at Hermes.

Liev Schreiber. 5.7" not big. but Super THICK DICK.

Peter Sasgaard. 8" long but not that thick.

Average peen is about 5.5", yet all the attractive celebs in this thread are supposed to have 6-8+ inch dicks with thick girth? Sure.

The orange-tipped Donald Drumpf and Anderson "hot pink" Cooper ones made me giggle tho :)

[quote]Liam Neeson, when rock hard, is probably 9 inches

Except he's got one of those spongy.stretchy looking,long dicks which.even in porn, never seem to GET.... "rock hard".

Peter Sarsgaard has shon his dick in movies. It's not even 6 inches, much less 8 inches.

[quote]It's not even 6 inches, much less 8 inches.

SIX inches??

Bitch, you are VERY generous!

Guys, Leave Peter Alone!

Is Peter sasgaard Asian?

Whatever Saarsgard lacks in cock he more than makes up for it with a gorgeously hairy chest and belly that I would love to run my hands over and a lush,manly bush I would happily bury my face in.

[R50]

Holy Mother of God!! His pubic hair is longer than his small penis!!

[quote]Whatever Saarsgard lacks in cock he more than makes up for it with a gorgeously hairy chest and belly

Not to mention his wonderful ass

[R53]

I wonder what flavor his Ass is?

^^Sweaty butt flava

John "Beer Can" Krasinski - a thick 9 1/2.

R56 is so sexy to me.

Krasinski has a nice big fat ass too

DW Moffett is working with a nub.

Brad Pitt - almost 6!

Caleb Reynolds - 5.3 inches

Steve Byers - 7.6", thickish and curvy

*curved

... to the left.

James Wolk

5.2", sturdy

These are not guesses at all but rather fantasies. Having seen many of these alleged big dicks in both swing clubs and gyms, you all are way off....way off. Many celebs are insecure and a surprising number have small ones.

R65, obviously fantasy plays part here. I've posted in this thread and I only do it about guys I find sexy. I myself have a 7.1" and since that size is the most familiar to me I use it as a basis for my guesses even though I am fully aware that it's a bit larger than average. The absolutely hottest cock I've had was a tad over 4.5" so it's certainly not about the big size for me but there's no denying that I tend to imagine certain types of guys having bigger cocks.

BTW, am I getting it right that you've seen some of the celeb cocks we've been talking about here? If you have feel free to offer your own guesses of them hard. Dick size certainly is a tender spot for all of us, not just for celebs, but at least the guys we're talking about here hopefully keep in mind that they are talked about because they are hot, or at least most of them are.

Andy Cohen is very pleased with his endowment if he does say so himself for all to hear.

Gio - 5"

Tommy - 5.5"

John Wesley Shipp: 7.5, thick, mushroomy head, ejaculates thick creamy globs.

Oh, wait. I'm not guessing. I actually sucked it! And I rimmed his ass for hours (in 1990)!

^^HOT!

I've always tried to imagine what JWS's dick looks like after watching (years ago) an E! special on Dawson's Creek where he sat talking to the interviewer in tighter-than-tight jeans with his legs open and a considerable bulge showing.

Cock bump

OMG. You bumped an ancient DL thread. Some of these names are unrecognizable in 2018.

Joe Keery, 7.1", curves up

David Harbour, 6.4", thick

Ty Burrell:

My guess is 7.5 inches when hard, thick, cut, big head, and hanging from a beautiful, thick black bush.

Jensen Ackles, 4.2 inches, not very thick. Extremely small balls.

Jay Ellis. 8 inches with average girth.

Ewan McGregor, 7.9", thickish. Curves slightly down to the left.

Chris Pratt, 4.2", average girth.

Donald Trump 1/2 imch , possible kleinfelters

Sarah Huckabee Sanders 8inch thick girth

Aaron Hernandez. 7.2 flacid, 9.5 erect. Uncut. RIP.

The Jonas “boys” have vaginas. They’re perpetrating a fraud.

Logan Paul, 5.7", not very thick.

What's the story with that David Harbor pic?

Jon Hamm, 8 inches and thick with low-hanging balls.

Jason Priestley, 7.8" with sizable balls

Jerry O'Connell, 6.2" with average balls

Connor Jessup- six inches, average girth, uncut, surrounded by an untrimmed bush

Garrett Clayton

5.5 inches. Trimmed but intact bush.

Kevin James 5 inches

Henry Cavill 5.5 inches

Sam Heughan 7 inches

James McAvoy 6 inches

Sean Biggerstaff 6 inches

Ben Wishaw 7 inches

R86, that sounds perfect.

Way too generous OP. Joe Jonas yewtube vids are a reality check. 4.5-4.75” tops. It’s just perky.

R85, I rented Calendar Girls back in the day. I think you’re optimistic about the twigs. Unless they’re showers, O’Connell was just a lil stub.

Donald Trump= penis non-existent that is almost a vagina

R2 I think it would be bigger.. somewhere around 8", I think

TOMMY DIDARIO= 10-inch

Chris Evans' girlfriend= 11-inch

Colton Haynes' husband- 10.5 inches

Keeps Colton's needy ass satisfied

KJ Apa= 13 inches, keeps Shawn Mendes well fed

Zac Efron: 4.5

John Krasinski: 7.5

Chris Pratt: 6.9

Brad Pitt: 6.5

Bradley Cooper: 4

Henry Cavill: 7

Prince Harry: 7.8

Ryan Reynolds: 6.1

Matt Damon: 7.5

Jon Hamm: 8.5

Arnold Schwarzenegger: 6.4

Matt Bomer: 6.6

Channing Tatum: 7

Eddie Cibrian: 8.1

Spencer LoFranco: Girthy 8.5

[quote] Matt Damon...He has a cock?

Why would you doubt that, R17. He has something like four biological girls.