Hot Good Ole Boys

Caption: "Steroid juicer with a popgun."

You do realize that's a model standing in his underwear and not a good ole boy?

I want the OP bro

Boots

Hot Good Ole Boys don't look like gym fags. Amusing that nearly half the Instagram commenters agree that he's unappealing. More like juice-fed.

Rednecks

THIS is a hot good ol' boy.

HUNTING

The moose isn't always the one who is hunted.

nipples

Just hanging out in your bedroom with your best bud shirtless.

RE R8 ... Still not convincing. The guys are overly worked out. Their gear bags are full of cookies for sniffing from their intimately shared blind. The dog on the left is laughing at how gay this all is.

There must be real guys out there, but I imagine they aren't posting for selfies and wondering how to break into g4p porn.

Can they read?

Can we agree that r7 is real and the hottest of them all?

Absolutely! That guy is great looking.

Agree..R7 is something else..

I hope he has teeth...

He can give a good gummer

MAKE HAY

BASS

my type

DL! you used to love me!

R7

Looks like Chris Rockway

couch trash

[quote]Can they read?

I don't think I've ever cared less about anything in my entire life.

R19 WOW! Sex on a stick.

I was surprised when I realized that most guys in the South are cut in keeping with the rest of America. When I was young I always had this vision of illiterate women giving birth in backwoods shacks without running water far away from hospitals and doctors. Or just popping out a kid in a filthy ditch because the mother didn't even realize she was pregnant.

log cabin queens

R27, you sound like you're really stupid - mean spirited, but stupid.

The OP pic is a hot one but it's morphed. I'd love to see the original untreated pic.

Fisherman

Good ole boys - disgusting creatures.

"...I always had this vision of illiterate women giving birth in backwoods shacks without running water far away from hospitals and doctors. Or just popping out a kid in a filthy ditch because the mother didn't even realize she was pregnant."

And exactly what's wrong with these scenarios...????

[quote] Colty's Mom

Colto!

R7 needs to bend over and present his hole!

yeah bro

R35, he did, but is too stupid to realize it. It all seems to be hole...

Oop, R35, I thought you posted r27.

New Orleans artist Michael Meads created an incredibly hot and homoerotic photo series called [italic]Eastaboga[/italic] (named after his hometown in northeast Alabama) in the mid-'90s. The whole series used to be up on his website, but he took it down years ago. Small sampling at the link.

Ride it, Boy.

We need attractive trash like r7 not just trash r40

Actually R41, there are some very attractive guys in the archive of R40's link.

Tasty

Tastier.

Nice

Black guys dont eat corn or work in farms??? Where are the black men?

Go find 'em R46 if that's what you want.

R44 Holy Fuck!!!!!!!!

Best in the whole thread!

Here

r49 that caption should start with "hey, girl..." using 5, 7, and 5 syllables and contain a nature reference =)

Perfect for me.

Half these guys look like they could have just impregnated Bristol Palin.

Then she's a lucky gal.

Good nutrition has given them some length of bone, but they're not one generation away from poor white trash.

Sort of like Chelsea.

Speaking of Bristol, weht Levi Johnston? He is the very epitome of what we're talking about here.

Food Lion

my type bro

The Oh Dear troll has her work cut out for her @r58

R27 LOL!

R35 do you think R7 has a butthole?

These narcissistic bodybuilders / fitness models who get all philosphical on Instagram are hilarious. Almost all of them write this long, inane shit.

Kind of perfect for me.

Him too.

fadsfdsa fdsaf sdaf sda

I mean come on.

Farmboy butts drive me nuts!

I will slaughter that ass!!! R67

1953 Farmboys

I love the Minnesota upturned noses and bunny teeth.

So when people talk about genetically modified corn, they mean corn with anabolic steroids in it?

R71 These farmboys can genetically modify my corn!

You rang the bell, OP? Don't run away now!

bale hay

R62 I never understood why they do that...

Axman

Omg R76, now that so fucking hoooooooooooot.

Chaps

Take yo pick

HAWT

I always thought it was hook, line, and sinker

God this guy looks just like my first serious boyfriend.

Christ, you'd be hard-pressed to find a bigger collection of hicks and yokels than you'd find in much of New England, R27. Even your 'good' families are cursed with hatchet-faced, bat-eared products of consanguinity. Civilized Yankees my clavicle..the same bunch that gave us hard-line Protestantism and the Salem witch trials.

Your remarks remind me of the time that Mirjana Milosevic savaged Hillary Clinton by implying that her knowledge of history came from watching Hollywood movies. The other poster is correct..if you weren't trolling, then you must be mind-numbingly stupid.

R46

here ya go ...

R66 that is a picture of model Chase Bauer thought you might enjoy his modelMayhem page

R66 another one for you

sffsas

This is from an alternate ending to Brokeback Mountain. Too controversial (happy).

Just a qualifier, "good ole boys" are not found north of the Mason-Dixon line.

my type bro

hot to death

Wait...whut?

mphhhh

Not really into the drug addict whore look to be honest. Half of these guys would probably stomp you half to death and then throw you into the Bayou. Just saying.

R93 looks just like th first (& only) straight boy I ever talked into letting me suck his cock

Don't a feller need more than a worn-out ole trucker's cap to qualify for this here thread??

R74/R76/R78/R79 are obviously models made up to look like good ol' boys. We want real candids here.

Yeah. I'm sure you all knew it but the one with the bail of hay is def a model. I grew up on a farm. You would never lift hay without a shirt on.

R88 "Presenting holes" guy strikes again. Dandy...I suppose.

something about those southern country boys that really churns my butter.

R97 Let's cater to your frustration. How about a nice family photo for you so you feel better and your incessant whining poofs away?

Never meaning no harm.

dgse

Fishing stud

This is hot

Hotness

Adorable.

How do I catch me one of these?

I never thought of myself as a bottom until I saw this pic.... because I'd totally let him fuck me.

Hot country boys in love

R109 that's Gary Taylor. He does some modeling on the side, but mainly he does construction of some type. He's also the father of two young girls. A few years ago, he did some private webcams that were leaked. Here they are below. He even presents hole in #4.

He looks pretty rough in those xtube videos.

fifi says ooo laa laa If he's a professional model don't tell me.

He certainly wasn't shy about showing hole.

It was a beautiful hole. Wish he had spent more time showing off his dick though.

LOL I always wonder what is running through there heads in pictures like this.

Here are photos from Gary's FB. He looks a lot better here. (I guess he's going by Leo now.)

hahahahah I lived in Florence Al for six years.

R115 did you watch the other videos? He jerks off to completion in a couple.

Muscle Shoals, Alabama.

In the Gary Taylor videos at R111's link, on the top right corner, you can see the photo of him and his two daughters... while he's getting naked, hard, jacking off, and presenting hole. XD

never meanin no harm

Down on the farm.

Is this a "good ole boy"?

Whatcha cook'n ?

Exhibeartionist

He will be when I sit on that cock, r124.

Finger lickin' good

You can't tell me this isn't totally fucking hot:

boots

hottie

Guns and cigars

Kiss

....

Is the rodeo Broadway and/or the ice capades for hillbilly gays?

Blatant product placement.

No Bears Allowed

I don't wanna see no bears.

Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the hottest good ole boy of all

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NIPS

R125 He is beautiful.

These boys really run the gamut.

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Nips

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What

Blow Me

cleaning

....

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Nathan

Just Do Me

I Love My Horses Ass

....

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J.B. Mauney

I would love to take that mustache for a ride

Water Sports

Yeah I'll fuck ya

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1111

2222

3333

4444

5555

6666

7777

8888

Exhibeartionist@Xtube

AAAA

R124 That's hot!

Well pardon, you did say good ole boys' and this is a not so delightful one taking a Ted Cruz.

more pics!

Are Good Ole Boys the same as White Trash dudes?

Good Ole Boy Smile

Good Ole Boy Bod

Hotness

You heard me boy... STRIP!

R182 that is Jake Tyler Houser he has a ton of pictures on the internet.

More Jake Tyler Houser

r'179 has posted a photo of remarkably handsome young man

all yours bro

Guys like these are why I'm gay.

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

hillbilly sluts!

r188 Mariah. Cut back on the cola. You are going to be as BIG as a house if you keep this up!

I wanna see her hole R179

R191 do you think she has one?

How else does she poop?

Here come the scat queens

Brah

very hot

you should see my gym

scroll down link for cock

freeballing

scroll down link for cock

scroll down link for cock

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scroll down @ link for more pictures

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urinal

log-

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scroll down @ link for cock & ass

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hanging out cock

Deviant Otter

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scroll down @ link for more pictures

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Deviant Otter again

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cowboy with selfie stick

hung

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hugz

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R212 that's Shay from Fratmen. Though he has shown his cock and fooled around with other Fratmen, that picture is obviously Photoshopped. For one, that cock looks fake. But here's the real one:

soldiers

This thread seems to have escaped the wrath of the make colored happen guy.

Lawnmower Man

Shay is fine

Cornfed?

Cornfed corn-holers would be more correct!

I'm sorry but do some people in the USA really have toilets outside like at R240 and actually use them?

[quote]I'm sorry but do some people in the USA really have toilets outside like at [R240] and actually use them?

Huge country with a lot of people so anything is possible, but it isn't common or normal.

A lot of rednecks and hillbillies love their "shack in the back."

Nice boots Chris Pratt!

Could we start a threat showing good ole boys who look good enough to fuck? Or is that impossible?

Why don't I ever find naked guys just sitting on the curb?

Any pics of good ole boys with small dicks?

Ole blue eyes

He'll shoot you up

Tattooed

sawhorse

Oh man I should have made that wood on the sawhorse

Piss on you

R65 wins

This gives tailgating a whole new meaning

jiggler

muddin'

swingers

Hillbilly sizemeat is legendary - long , thick, uncut, and stinky with cheese!

Deviant Otter

CamoKiss

Dildo?

pumping gas

Drinking Buddies

Bravo Delta (@bravodelta9)

Why don't my landscapers go nude?

I'm Smilling

Rockstar

Love at Walmart

puttin' on a show

Nascar's Austin Dillon

BootMatt

I love the pantsing GIF but it's too bad the thread descended into porno hell.

Dr. Drew

hot as a gasoline skillet in Lubbock

hawt

The governors of Mississippi and North Carolina would explode if they knew what their redneck boys and hillbilly boys were up to.

Multiple pictures with some cock at link

Flashing the whole damn world

wtf

I've actually talked to this guy, his name is Evan, he lived in Minnesota when this picture was taken, lives in Colorado now, he has gotten rather heavy but he is really into feet.

bravodelta9

Pantsing is always funny unless it is happening to you.

My boy CR7 aka Ronaldo

R358, in what possible way is he a "Good Ole Boy"?

R357 ouch! I covered my mouth with both hands, instintively, because I'm very protective of my straight, pearly-whites, so I nearly got a fright from watching that.

R361 talk about tall and brawny and handsome! I would love to climb him like a tree!

Some tongue

R372 how were you able to post that without a caption? Every time I post something, it tells me I need to write something four characters long.

R372 oh you want me to reveal all my secrets? Spaces are characters too.

Looking into a guys eyes like this would weird me out.

R375 thanks! There's so much that we as the public don't know.

Guy on the left is HUGE

R378 how can you tell? You can't really see his bulge or a VPL.

please don't fart -- please don't fart --please don't fart -- please don't fart --

R381 I was talking about the whole guy, he is huge

scroll down at link for many more pictures

apparently Matthew provides drilling services.

Love the pic at R386, but those aren't good old boys. Chavs or lads, perhaps.

aaron connelly

We must have run out of pictures since the same ones are being re-posted. How about telling some juicy stories about hot good ole boys you have encountered.

There's a company called "Southern Strokes" which specializes in Good Ole Boy gay porn.

yummy

Hot...

R396 one of their models "Joe" (Scott Lamar Abbott) knifed his girlfriend and three of her friends to death.

my type

Sometimes they do things.

hawt

so hot

r375, r389, r400 are all spectacular. I grew up surrounded by this, but didn't come to better appreciate it until I ended up in the big city.

I really want R389. He combines so many fantasies so well.

what a ass

I'll take a triple stack please.

Bridger Watts

R416 the cows are like "Brah!"

I used Bulk Image Downloader to download all 170 pics in this thread, and saved 38, including 3 great skoal ring ones. That's one of my favorite fetishes, chewing tobacco, I've used it for over a year and it's a fun macho trip. Tastes just as terrible as you imagine, but that's the fun. It's always going to turn me on that the southern hyper-masculine culture tells guys just stick the tobacco directly in your mouth, and man up about it, ya pansy. My Flickr account is a monument to tough guys, rednecks, military, sports. I'm a gear-fetish guy.

studs

Is Johnny Rapid a good ole boy?

Me for sure always

R421 = Donna PHUC

The last few pics do not belong here

Good Ole Boys Groomsmen

More Good Ole Boys Groomsmen

Prince Charles as a good ole boy.

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Those groomsmen are trying way too hard

Sorry about the duplicate I was trying to post this picture

R432 could have been extremely hot.

R435 is incredibly erotic.

cozy shooting buddies

Nick Jonas looking like a good ole boy

What an ass.

Drooling over theses photos does not change the fact that most of these guys would put a bullet in your head, proud of the fact they were saving the world from one more faggot. And their families, friends, and church would fully support them.

Out shopping

Great smile

Sure R446 sure.......

r446 MARY!

As a flyover native, I've had more than one such redneck tell me that if I were a girl, we would date. Good ole boys are up for being sassed.

Real Life broke-back mountain... these guys are smoking! (literally)

Sexy pose

Square-Jaw

Short but hot

Rebel Yell

Just don't call 'em "gay"...

He is gay hot and on XTube as Exhibeartionist with some really hot jack off videos

[quote]Drooling over theses photos does not change the fact that most of these guys would put a bullet in your head, proud of the fact they were saving the world from one more faggot. And their families, friends, and church would fully support them.

Unlike you R446 I don't prejudge people, I have found that to be quite foolish. You are probably correct about some and horribly wrong about others but the ones you are correct about would really hate the fact that a bunch of gay guys are "drooling over their photos" and that is enough of a reason to post them. You don't approve, well no one is forcing you to look at them.

More revealing pictures if you scroll down at the link

Deep Woods

Give him a joint and a beer, and he'll let you suck his dick

...he's not an alcoholic or anything

Just goofing around... sorta...

Banging your cock on a picnic table

R468, that nerdy jew is not a "good ole' boy"

Dang

R424 how tall are they? They're almost as big as the mack truck.

What the hell is going on here?

R469, did you miss the foreskin?

Most of these guys can't stay far away from me. Are some of you obsessed with men that will most likely be disgusted by you? Also, is having a gun a requirement for pictures on this thread?

Grandpa Sugarpuss aka r477 has stated her boundaries.

for R477

Omg R485, that's hawt. I can't wait for them to shoot me!

Well if you live out in the middle of fucking nowhere like most of these guys. The real ones anyway. Then yes. Yes you do need a gun. For lots of reasons. Two are they still supplement their family food supply by hunting out of necessity and for protection. When you live where it can take an hour for a cop to get to you, if your local even has one at all, you have one to protect yourself. More importantly everyone knows in these rural areas they have a gun to protect themselves. That's half the battle.

Some people can look at a picture of some black young men and see nothing but thugs

Some people can look at a picture of gay men and see nothing but freaks and degenerates

Some people can look at a picture of country men with guns and think bigots

I prefer to not prejudge people by their appearance and it has worked well for me,

because I have found plenty of anti-gay bigots in nice suits and ties and R477 would probably be drooling all over them.

I really love this picture even though it doesn't really show much.

R500 is the guy playing freaking Archie in the new Archie TV show. I don't think he qualifies as a good ole boy.

Hotness

Don't worry R477, this guy is gay I have seen his profile on X-tube and he is more likely to shoot his cock at you than his gun.

Where can we see more of r498?

Well at least my comments brought life back into the thread.

I can't find anything more on R498, and I am usually pretty good at finding sources for pictures, if there are any.

R477 I was already posting to this thread, sad that you think that you can judge what is in peoples heart by a photograph, you brought nothing to this thread.

R498 looks like porn-star Jimmy Fanz

R509 My favorite part after your sanctimonious argument is the picture of the guy eating ass posted afterwards. This is why I love DL. Don't worry dear, this threads belongs to you!

Love Miss Thang in r487, and r489 is right, any of these guys could be gay or have gay siblings/cousins/friends.

Some of you have absolutely no clue what a Good Ole Boy is.

What is that from, R509? It is hot!

Mark Bowe of Barnyard Builders

make the Barnwood Builders. pre-emptively "oh, dear"-ing myself.

Why is Archie hot?

I want me a redneck boy.

hmmm

Brandon D Parker

Just goin' out on a limb here, but I'm betting the guy at R525 wouldn't be considered a "good ole boy" by most good ole boys.

Lazy boy in the barn, boots and basketball shorts, no shirt that looks pretty good ole boy

I thought this picture was hilarious the yard barely has a blade of green grass growing in it, but the deck is sprouting green grass like mad. Then there is the guy sitting on the deck with his pants down like he is taking a shit.

r492 inspires awe.

Is the guy at R527 a midget?

Glenn

Rocco-a-Billy.

Hot n Good fa sure

whew

R538 didn't understand the assignment.

Neither did R525.

If you don't know what a Good Ole' Boy is, don't post.

Alpha

More GoBs!

Awesome, R541!

🔥🔥🔥🔥

My type

John Cena and bros

Pickup

beer bud

Trims and edges also too.

.......

hot n more than good in my eyes

Eyes

Dude

Alpha

From upthread. Still the best picture posted on Datalounge

The above is my fantasy dude

Mmmmm, R559, he looks scrumptious.

LOVE the handsome devil at R555!

Tractor

Pickup truck

Boots

Mechanic

Whoa

Canadian model Chad Reeh

Life in Appalachia: Walmart, church, politics and a tight community – in pictures

Prestonsburg is a small coalmining town in the Appalachian hills. It has undergone drastic changes in recent decades but a sense of community remains, much of it centered around the shopping plaza on the outskirts or one of its more than two dozen places of worship

Paul Gyllespie: ‘I love the flag, because I love fishing and hunting. That is what it means to be from the south, and I am proud of being from the south’

Uh why r575?

DAMN, R573... woof!

British good ole boy

Nice find dude

Reposting assuming his CL ad won't be up long

We flyover States have our appeal huh? Hometown, haystack honey-boys. Missouri can SHOW you a real good time.

Real redneck hottie !

Different hair ...

Hot bro

Nick Jonas

sexy

Drop trou

r574 Ah, sweet Mister Reeh (of life) at last I've found you.

r587 I'm guessin' he could be talked into just about anything. C'mere, son, let's have a chat.

Walt Windham from [italic]Party Down South[/italic]

Hmmbv

Boom

My type bro

Flex

buds

Beast

Smokin

Stunner

Eyes

:)