Let's Discuss John Mayer

Justin Timberlake cover

Killing it on stage telling jokes on a cruise

Talking about Datelines To Catch A Predator

I'd say more than a little bi.

Bizarre sexual reputation, from trannies to scat.

Probably fascinating but also arrogant I suspect.

Why does he keep dating Katy Perry then splitting with her constantly.

He would fuck anything that stroked his ego.

She's more famous than he is.

As was Taylor Swift, And Jennifer Aniston. He's a famewhore but, in fairness, so are they.

Little Jew

I suspect he is his biggest fan.

Let's not.

OP, R1, R2, R3 = John mayer

He kissed Persz Hilton? Disgusting. I'm betting Hiltons asshole is as big and gaping as his humongous mouth.

Shawn has such a crush on him, it's so cute. I bet he was thrilled when John recently followed him on Instagram.

He's hot as fuck. He looks dirty too. I love him.

[quote] Little Jew

An uncut Jew.

Shawn?

Shawn Mendes, R15. Cute gayling, up and coming singer/songwriter.

There is no bigger or grosser douche bag around than John Mayer. Always hated him and always will.

I've heard the scat stories too, R4. Many seem to be sourced from hotel staffs who had to clean his rooms.

Major douche, only out douched by James Franco

Agreed. No one beats Franco. He's the Douche King.

R8 He's a half Jew. He is not that little.

Queen Andy Cohen spent time at his Montana retreat. I wonder if Andy sucked him off or not? Mayer must have at least topped him.

R5 Katy is now with Orlando Bloom. I guess she has a thing for quasi-douchey, sexually ambiguous guys.

R21 that's gross. Still, if Mayer is into trannies and scat, then Andy Cohen isn't that much of a step down from there.

Andy said John freeballed and cooked him breakfast

[quote]Still, if Mayer is into trannies and scat, then Andy Cohen isn't that much of a step down from there.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while and perfectly expresses how I feel about the idea of sleeping with Andy Cohen.

OP

I was going through CDs from a decade ago and found an MP3 disk with dozens of bootlegs of his live performances. I've been skipping through it for the last few days and it reminded me of what an incredible musician he is. He's no Jeff Buckley or Santana, but definitely one of the best in pop music this century.

Ugh! His too round clowny eyes. Nothing exotic about this childish scat ho.

Mayer is fuckin' way hot. I'd like to suck him off and smell his farts.

He's a friend of the smack right? Major reason he never broke into a huge hit maker, he was actually a great CBS late talk show fill in before awful Corden arrived.

he's so quirky, so funny watch this first thing....lol

R28 - nope. You are incorrect. His first CD was released and became big, but his audience were pre-teen girls. He toured with Maroon 5. Watch the Any Given Thursday DVD. By 2006, he toured with Sheryl Crow. It was pretty clear based on his set list and focus on guitar solos that he wanted to distance himself from a teen audience. He made the conscious decision to move to blues based rock instead of top 40. You can hear the progression on Heavier Things and Continuum. Then the vocal polyp problems started happening. He couldn't sing for 3 years after surgery. At that point, he was planning a career as a supporting guitarist/session guy. He moved to Montana and released the more acoustic CDs. I think the recent Dead and Company shows are interesting because he doesn't have to sing all night. He shares the vocals with Bob Weir. He's the supporting guitarist, but is much better than Trey in that role. Maybe that's his career in the future.

Thanks R30, erm, I mean John!

Ugly.

Nice cover of Stevie Nicks' "Dreams", though....

John singing Franklin's Tower with the Dead and Company. His future.

No mention of his huge fat cock?

he was the cat's meow when i came to the DL years ago and everyone hated him then too

His arm tats turned me off to him, but he is musically talented.

John Mayer has the AIDS you know.

WHET John Mayer after he buried himself with the talk about Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Anniston?

He said Jessica Simpson’s pussy was “sexual napalm.” At the time everyone thought it was a compliment to her. However, I perceived this as that her pussy stank so bad he had to blow it up and deforest it so bad that generations of people who came into contact with that pussy would die of cancer. That is how bad that pussy smelled... it had to be chemically annihilated. And then their descendants will die from exposure to the pussy bombing.

I keep seeing John MAJOR, ex-Brit PM.

What a corn ball. Only a DL fangurl (with terrible taste in music) would think he's newsworthy.

He's not much of a singer. Should have been the sexy guitar player and sang some back up.

He got his start in Atlanta. I saw in a couple times back in the day at Eddie's Attic (in suburban Decatur). His whole demeanor and attitude changed (and not for the better apparently) after he hit it big. It appears fame has done him few favors.

But DAMN he looks good in a mankini.

Alas that is peak Mayer from some years ago, now.

His success is a mystery to me. His music is just.... so bad. Whose cock did he suck to get where he is?

God what a flat ass!!