"Comedians" who have never been funny a single day of their lives

Jerry Lewis.

Bob Hope, your thread is up!

Every male late night host ever

Andrew Dice Clay

Roseanne

Daniel Tosh

Geri Jewell

r4 will be watching "Fuller House."

Agree 100% op-any ounce of success for those fools boggles my mind.

Carrot Top.

Richard Lewis

All female comics except for Wanda.

Pauly Shore

R10 She's not funny.

lol at R6.

Sarah Silverman

ditto [R14]

amy schumer is godawful bad too

Fuck you, R10.

Whitney Cummings

Will Ferrell

Jay Leno

Adam Sandler

Craig Ferguson. How did that whole thing even happen?

Don Rickles.

Never funny. Ever.

Sara Silverman has never been funny ever. That awful monotone yell-talk...

R19, what do you know, you hockey puck!

The PMBT.

Gallagher

Jerry Seinfeld

Carrot Top

Gallagher

Carlos Mencia

Dane Cook.

I remember when I first saw him. I think it was a Comedy Central special. All he did was run back and forth across the stage and sweat profusely. I just did not understand how people thought he was funny.

Howie Mandel. How did he ever become famous?

For all intents and purposes, Jim Carrey owns this thread.

I don't think I've ever laughed at Robin Williams. It's painful to watch interviews with him. The host inevitably forces polite yet over-the-top laughter.

The only time I laughed at Jim Carrey (well I may have laughed some at Dumb & Dumber) was his Letterman Rich People Laugh bit. Letterman's laugh was genuine too.

Oh yeah, Robin Williams. Painfully unfunny. He and Jim Carrey made me want someone to just make it stop.

Any cast member of SNL for the last 10 years or so.

In his youth while his schtick was new, Robin Williams was insanely funny. He was more like a sad clown later which does put off some people. I always liked him.

Rick Mercer wins this thread.

WHAT'S THAT R28? COKED UP YELLING AND LOOKING AT THE AUDIENCE EXPECTANTLY DOESN'T ELICIT A CHORTLE?

Another vote for Robin Williams; disturbing, obnoxious, cringe-inducing...

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Chris Rock yet.

Jerry Seinfeld

Tig Notaro

How do the unfunny comics get to be famous to begin with?

Bob Saget owns this thread.

No. R38. Dane Cook DEMOLISHES this thread.

Most of those mulleted str8 white male douchebags from the 1980s. If Reagan hadn't closed the mental hospitals, they'd all be holed up in Willowbrook.

Barack Hussein

Donald Trump & the whole Republican Clown Car

I second Saget, all he does is throw profanity into a painfully unfunny routine. Whatever the opposite of hilarious is--that's his set.

Judd. Appatow.

[quote]In his youth while his schtick was new, Robin Williams was insanely funny.

Insanely funny? .

Forget "insanely funny". I dare anyone to find a clip of something....anything..... where Robin Williams was even remotely funny.

I never thought Steve Harvey was particularly funny, and when he's trying to be serious he comes off as sexist and mansplainy.

Ricky Gervais. What a DICK!

Followed closely by that idiot Mr. Bean!

Gallagher's recent racist rants put his whole watermelon-smashing thing in perspective: he was metaphorically killing black people.

Jimmy Fallon- if I live to be hundred I will never understand why people find him funny. He is like the seven year old who does an imitation, at his parent's dinner party, before going to bed, and all the adults find him cute. He's not. And NBC made a poor choice in picking to replace Jay Leno, another unfunny person.

R43 -

I think you're reading too much into it.

I think he used watermelons because they made a big mess after being smashed with a mallet.

Other than Colton Haynes, what other fruit makes a big mess when you try to smash it...???

Dane Cook

Sarah Silverman

David Letterman

Bill Cosby

Paula Poundstone

I meant R48

[quote]I think you're reading too much into it.

This is one of the most offensive things one can say about anything. Gallagher is a racist asshole and his act is a reflection of that.

The paterfamilias of unfunny comedians: Red Skelton.

Dane Cook

Steven Wright

Dennis Miller

David Ferrell.

There are more unfunny comedians than funny ones.

Bob Saget Craig Ferguson (I'm still trying to figure out how he got The Late Late Show) John Caparulo Chelsea Handler Josh Wolfe Dean Cook

...just to name a few

Another oldie-but-baddie: Soupy Sales.

Even when I was a child, I thought he was an unfunny moron.

MILTON BERLE

I agree with all of the above (except for Gervais who can be funny but not all the time)

We've seen war crimes that were funnier than any of these hacks!

Daniel Tosh

Sarah Silverman. God, how she sucks, both literally and figuratively.

That muscle-headed that Joe Rogan, which is ironic because he considers himself an "expert" on who and what's funny.

Kevin Hart

Chris Tucker

*twat* Joe Rogan

Stop censoring me, autocorrect!

Miss Piggy. Seriously.

Gary Shandling

Jimmy Fallon (Switch channels if I even hear him)

Howie Mandel (Up there with Fallon-talentless nits)

Chelsea Handler

Tell us some that are funny, please. How I hate modern comedy, with all the smut and scat references.

Ones I like: Rik Mayall Larry David George Carlin

Ok, I'll stick my neck out here, maybe I'm warped, but Pee Wee Herman in his prime always managed to make me laugh. He was brilliant.

Oooops that was from another thread. Here's PeeWee.

R68: You hate smut and scat references but you like George "the seven words you can't say on television" Carlin?

Will Ferrell owns this thread.

Conan O'Brien. I have watched him in awe trying to figure out why anyone would watch him and can't figure it out.

Agree with Will Ferrell. Also awsome in his lack of funniness.

Comedy gets old. You can't judge Bob Hope from today's prospective, I suspect he was actually funny in his day when he was novel. Likewise many of the comedians named above. In my lifetime, for example, Chevy Chase was funny once. But he ran out of material, and his material got old and familiar.

Margaret Cho. Painfully unfunny. Talentless famewhore, hanging onto the gay community's coat-tails.

Almost everyone previously mentioned above is unfunny. Add Louis CK.

Chris Rock, Dane Cook, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, Will Ferrell...ugh.

And Kathy Griffin stopped being funny once she literally escaped the D List. Now she's a parody of herself.

Have to agree on Robin Williams -- that stream of consciousness stuff was supposed to be so edgy and surreally brilliant, but I just found it ham-handed and pretentious. When I was a teen other kids were so smug when older people would say about Williams,"he must be on drugs" -- they'd say "old people just don't get how wild Robin is, how surreal. Drugs, bullshit!" I'd nod and smile and quietly hate him because it was clear he thought was far funnier than he actually was. He thought everything coming out of his mouth was pure genius so he just let it flow and flow, LOOK AT HOW FUNNY I CAN BE NONSTOP, and I wanted to hit him over the head with a really high quality frying pan. Then I'd use it on all my friends who thought they were so cool because they "got" his humor.

Sarah Silverman, she can be funny now and then with her startle humor, but like Whitney Cummings she definitely gets a pass because straight guys are attracted to her. The shock shit gets old after a while but she just keeps peddling it.

Have to disagree about Leno, at least when he was younger. He did this sort of exasperated observational humor that was very sharp, and could be EXTREMELY funny. People who only know him as the tonight show host doing the night's corny monologue have seen a completely different, and infinitely less funny, comedian than he was as a young guy.

Letterman, when a young comedian, while not as laugh-funny as Leno was quite interesting to listen to and could crack me up as well. He was more surreal than Leno. Actually his early humor was part of what laid the foundation for the quirk that oversaturates our pop culture now -- but when he was doing it, it was still fresh and weirdly funny. He was a Midwestern guy who did really subversive humor about traditional Americana. I loved a lot of what he did. His NBC talk show was a brilliant forum for that, and did a lot to undermine the pretentiousness of talk show culture. As time wore on and he got old and was denied his coveted Tonight Show he just got weird and crotchety.

I enjoyed Robin Williams as a comic actor, not a stand-up. The same applies to Jerry Seinfeld. Both excelled at the former and failed at the latter.

[quote]Margaret Cho. Painfully unfunny. Talentless famewhore, hanging onto the gay community's coat-tails.

She was great until after her 2000 show. After that, she went lez, got a bunch of tattoos, became serious and political, and it all went to hell.

I loved Whoopi as a comic actor -- I understood her early appeal as a sand-up performer. NOW, I hate her as both. She's a bitter, unfunny old hag. It's like the former Whoopi was murdered by whatever creature sits before us. Does anyone remember her short-lived wannnabe "All in the Family" sitcom "Whoopi"? OMG, that sums up all that went wrong with her. "Whoopi" is what Roseanne's 2013 sitcom, had it been picked up by NBC, been like: an unfunny, contrived soapbox.

Daniel Tosh? Tosh is very funny. In fact, he's Datalounge.

Dane Cook, Bob Saget, and Chelsea Handler own this thread.

Bill Cosby was someone you were suppose to find funny. He was highbrow comedy (ie, unfunny). He made white people feel that they weren't racist. They liked that negro.

[quote]Followed closely by that idiot Mr. Bean!

Mr. Bean is a character, you idiot.

[quote] Bill Cosby was someone you were suppose to find funny. He was highbrow comedy (ie, unfunny). He made white people feel that they weren't racist. They liked that negro.

He always kept getting on his high-horse about race-based humor. But he failed to recognize a distinction between jokes that deliberately set out to make fun of certain people and jokes about being black in a majority white country.

[quote]Tell us some that are funny, please.

How could we forget?!

TWACY MO'GAN.

I agree with most on this list, and I realize it's not necessary to post rebuttals, but I want to disagree with Ricky Gervais being on this list. I haven't seen him very much but he was very funny in For Your Consideration, and when he hosted the Golden Globes. Also, this video of him with David Bowie is very funny.

Sorry. Carry on.

Andy Kaufman. The crazy thing is people thought he was a "genius."

Ditto Steve Martin, although he might have been funny as a kid in class. As a professional, nyet.

Bob Hope. His material sounded like it was written by a committee of church ladies.

I can torture you all with Gary Gulman

I will eat the foeces of anyone who can convince me Larry the Cable Guy has ever been funny.

R71, maybe not the funniest guy ever (especially given the darkness of his material), but George Carlin may have been the most prescient and accurate observational comic of recent times. Amazing truth telling in this clip.

Sam Kinison

Andrew Dice Clay

I hesitate to say this because I liked her and I liked the idea of her humor, but I never heard a single funny line come out of Joan Rivers' mouth on stage.

I know we all admire Lenny Bruce politically, but dude did not have a sense of humour.

Watching women do comedy sets me back a bit.

Seth Meyers is funny. Ben Stiller was funny. Andy Samberg is not funny but is a decent short film maker. Robin Williams had some drug fueled brilliance. Dane Cook might be the least talented person ever to have a career. Seinfeld can be very smart and funny but become boring easily. Will Arnett not funny at all and smug. Jimmy Fallon is only mildly amusing. James Corden can be funny. If you pay attention to it, the cast of Horrible Bosses 2 was very well written and performed team comedy. Sean Anders, the director did a great job. Tina and Amy can be funny when not being self congratulatory. Whitney Cummings is considered funny because she is prettier than she is talented. Amy Schumer is very funny but in danger of running out of material. Joan Rivers was funny in her era and lasted because she had enough tragedy in her life to keep the audiences interested.

In France, Matt Damon is considered a very funny comedian. He is known a Monslieur Derriere.

More names of those you think are funny.

Robin Williams. I agree with everything R76 said about him.

Don Rickles, Lisa Lamponelli, Sarah Silverman, Andrew Dice Clay, or basically any person who thinks comedy is being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. They're just being dicks and calling it comedy.

That Lisa Piganelli is the perfect example of out-of-date "comedy". Making fun of gays is so 1980's/early 90's.

[quote]He is known a Monslieur Derriere.

I thought for a moment you meant Le Petomane, a remarkable comedic talent.

T. J. Miller - I don't know why Hollywood seems to be pimping this obnoxious douche bag as the next big thing. Can someone please explain this asshole's appeal?

Funny?

Richard Pryor, #1 by a mile.

Young Leno was very funny until he started doing all his shows like his audience was the IBM Annual Sales Meeting crowd.

Roseanne Barr was hysterical when she first started out.

I never really liked Robin Williams' or Jim Carrey's manic, "look how crazy I am" shticks. I hate Jay Leno with a passion.

I used to love Kathy Griffin, Sarah Silverman and Margaret Cho, but they've gotten stale. Dane Cook is horrible.

I still like Ricky Gervais, Amy Schumer and Louis C.K.--and sometimes even Chelsea Handler, even though I think she must be a total bitch.

To me, the funniest person out there is Amy Sedaris, but she's not really a standup comic.

R98, Ellen Degeneres' "Here and Now" on HBO (2003) was very funny.

There would be no amount of money in the world that could make me sit down and watch her talk show, though.

[quote]More names of those you think are funny.

Andrea Martin and Catherine O'Hara

Andy Samberg, what an unfunny cunt.

There's nothing funnier than PC comedy. I love it when people don't make fun of anything. It's hilarious.

Hannibal Buress

Arsenio Hall Wayne Brady Jay Leno Conan

Byron Allen

That's intensive porpoises, R26

Seriously, George Lopez..Hideously unfunny and as dumb as your Grandma's collection of soap slivers. Which he looks like he could make good use of-he stinks

So, according to this thread, no one is funny ever. Jesus. What's wrong with you people? There's so much good stuff on this thread. Amazing.

Who are these people?

Up all your noses with rubber hoses!

It's interesting to see how much people disagree. I would about pay money to watch Ben Stiller get hit by a car.

I was going to say Ellen but that's not really true. She was hilarious when she took on the religious right.

[quote] So, according to this thread, no one is funny ever. Jesus. What's wrong with you people? There's so much good stuff on this thread. Amazing.

No one ever said no one is ever funny. This is the kind of hyperbole that some women engage in and all it does is reinforce the worst stereotypes about women. Was that you Tig? You are not funny, never have been, never will be. You suck.

And you perpetuate that other stereotype, that women are thin-skinned. You suck.

Someone asked, so here's who I think is (was) funny:

R109 Hilarious!

Tim Conway. I never got him! I used to watch the old Carol Burnett Show back in the 70s, and whenever Conway would be in a skit with Harvey Korman and Harvey would start to laugh out of character, I truly believed he was doing it just because he felt bad that Conway was so awful and wanted to make him feel better. Like he was the retarded cousin that everybody felt bad for.

Donald Trump. I thought he was funny at first, but the skit has gone on way too long. Please will someone make him stop!

DY-NO-MITE !!! I didn't make this list! Thank you everyone!

I'm also glad not to h-h-have made this list.

H-H-H-Hello? Is this thing on?

For you, r134

Everyone mentioned so far was funny when they first started out, but the average comedian has maybe 2 hours of material inside them, a true genius like Richard Pryor might stretch that to 4 hours, but whatever the number, once it's gone it's gone, and the rest of their career they're out there doing a poor impression of their younger selves.

I think both of these comedians are smart, clever and quick-witted, neurotic and insightful (and ANGRY, each in their own way, which I really dislike), but not really funny - or at least, neither has ever made me laugh, that I recall. And I'm a fan

Marc Maron Jen Kirkman

Michelle Collins, the comedienne who is one of the "ladies" on The View. Totally lame.

Jack Black

Sorry, can't agree with you about Andrea Martin. Martin Short on the other hand is funny as a crutch.

Elaine Boosler

Joy Behar. She never made me laugh, not even when she was young and fresh.

Here, I'll let you guys decide:

The only comedian who always makes me laugh is Sarah Silverman. Rita Rudner also made me laugh a lot. But maybe I am stand-up immune, but few other comedians consistently are funny to me.

Then you have the Adam Sandlers...I just do not understand....

[quote] In France, Matt Damon is considered a very funny comedian. He is known a Monslieur Derriere.

Monslieur?

Thank God we're not on this list:

Abbott & Costello - Laurel and Hardy - Mel Brooks - Rodney Dangerfield - Jack Benny - Louie Anderson - Drew Carey - Greg Giraldo - Mitch Hedberg - Demitri Martin - Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling - Gilda Radner - Steven Wright - Jon Stewart - Howard Stern - Gilbert Gottfried - Phyllis Diller - Dave Attell - Bea Arthur

A lot of people listed here are comedic actors and not comedians. Conan and Seth Myers are comedy writers who turned into talk show hosts.

R128 made me realize that a lot of comics are deeply angry people. Why is that?

Angry people, and/or depressives (anger turned inward). (Also, Jews or Catholics, which I also wonder about)

I never understood the appeal of the two that used to appear on Carol Burnett, I think their names were Shields and Yarnell. Not really comics, but it was supposed to be entertaining, whatever it is that they did. Speaking of the Carol Burnett show, I also never understood the appeal of Harvey Korman, either.

I absolutely cannot stand Chelsea Handler. She's nothing but an arrogant skank who sucked her way into a career and now has the nerve to act like she's an authority on who's authentic and who isn't. And the way the people around her kiss her ass is even worse. She's truly a person someone needs to tell to go fuck herself (and preferably on-camera so that the clip can be played over and over again).

[quote]Andy Samberg is not funny but is a decent short film maker.

Was never a fan; however, my respect for him went up with Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

[quote]Martin Short on the other hand is funny as a crutch.

Martin Short is funny when he chooses not to waste his talent on shit like [italic]A Simple Wish[/italic]. Even when I was a teen, I thought that movie was stupid and insulting to my intelligence and my little sisters could take or leave it.

I used to like the Whoopster until she began appearing regularly on the The View and showed her true colors. She affects a jolly, laid back persona but seems to be one of those liberals who is tolerant only so long as you agree with her. Rosie said she feared that working any longer with Whoopi would give her a heart attack and I believe it.

Seth Meyers does do stand up. He's very clever and likable and fuckable. but his Hebrew wife won't let anyone get near him.

I also used to hate Chelsea Handler with a passion, but when I started getting into Jen Kirkman I downloaded all of their "After Lately" episodes, which I found terrific, smart and at times hilarious, and this really improved my views on her. She's a bitch, but a funny one (on that show at least... I still hate Chelsea Lately). Kirkman has also said a lot about her on her podcast which is complementary. Although... Heather McDonald recently had an interview where she described being in constant fear working with Chelsea on her show.

[quote]T. J. Miller - I don't know why Hollywood seems to be pimping this obnoxious douche bag as the next big thing. Can someone please explain this asshole's appeal?

Thank you. He's an abrasive frat boy.

Chris Turner improves a lot when you've had a six pack.

Ironially, Bob Hope had a sardonic wit and he was funny when he was required to ad lib.

When he just stood there reading the canned jokes off the cue cards, as he did mostly, he was awful.

Sarah Silverman owns this thread. Never funny.

Joe Piscopo

Ricky Gervais

Chevy Chase

Russell Peters

Harvey Korman often did drag on The Carol Burnett Show, and drag was considered hilarious in the 1970s.

George Carlin did plenty of bits that had no "dirty words" in them. He was very clever and funny in his prime. In his final years he turned bitter, mean and too political and lost the sense of humor that made his career.

Jackie Gleason. Ick. Just...ick.

The vile, racist George Lopez.

The über-disgusting pig Ralphie May.

The über-disgusting pig Ross Matthews. (Although he's probably considered some sort of "personality," rather than a comedian.)

90% of today's crop of black comedians, whose black accents/dialects are so thick that they are virtually unintelligible.

Nig Trigaro or whatever her name is.

Yeah that racist Russell Peters shit bugs me.

Kathy Griffin used to be funny but now she is just cringeworthy like showing off her body on the New Year's Eve special.

Gabe Igleisias

[quote]Harvey Korman often did drag on The Carol Burnett Show, and drag was considered hilarious in the 1970s.

And a couple of decades before that, thank you very much!

R144, I agree that After Lately was very funny, even while the "humor" on Chelsea Lately was just awful. Chelsea had a show before Chelsea Lately which showed her stand-up to be awful, but her skits were very funny. And the show Girls behaving Badly was hilarious. Chelsea is so good in self-deprecating sketch comedy, and so bad doing stand-up or interviews. It's truly night and day.

Steve Martin

Seinfeld

soooooooooooo boring

Amy Schumer . She is a pudgy,baby faced unfunny cunt. The fact the she looks twelve makes her more unfunny than if she was just fat.

Chelsea Peretti. She looks so much like Penny Marshall she looks like she crawled out of her ass. Not only not funny but she thinks she's hot. I got that from someone who hung out with her.

Andy Samberg

All of the minority 'race comedians'. - "I'm black/ mexican/ asian/ indian/" ....and who gives a shit?

All of the female 'shock comedians' - "Oooo I just said the word 'vagina'. Aren't I hilarious?".....uh no.

Anyone remember Bobcat Goldthwait?

If you have knees, prepare to slap them!

I would say most of you don't have a sense of humor, you blame the comics but it's really just you. You have a personality flaw, or simply depression. That isn't the comics fault,

^^^^^^^^Or we're not stupid enough to laugh at something that isn't funny.

[quote]That isn't the comics fault,

Oh, dear.

Gabriel Iglesias hides behind his fat "fluffy" shit, but he seems like he has a mean streak underneath, not to mention a perv vibe. Dead eyes. And, yeah, not funny.

R166 = Bobcat

Andy Samberg owns this thread, followed closely by that closet cut Martin Short, who was only good at playing the kid from Deliverance.

I don't understand how people can say Sarah Silverman is unfunny. I understand people have different senses of humor, but OMG she always makes me laugh and does not take herself seriously at all.

Bob Hope is absolutely hilarious in a lot of his 30s and 40s films.

Joan Rivers as well earlier in her career on Ed Sullivan and Johnny Carson.

Comics do not age well.

None of them do. Even the really good ones become desperate and shrill.

Funny thing is how much I agree with most of the names posted here. Considering there's a consensus by and large, no one answered the question posed earlier - how did they even get on the stage screen and air much less become famous??

Lewis Black Sarah silverman, Amy Shumar Kevin Heart Carlos Mencia Daniel Tosh Dane Cook Chelsea Handler Steven Harvey Dane Cook

Kevin Hart

Louis C.K.

Amy Schumer

R77 I've always had the same perspective about Jerry Seinfeld. His stand up is God awful, but Seinfeld was one of the funniest shows that was ever on TV. And it's because of the dynamic between the members of genius ensemble cast. Robin Williams I have never laughed at. Not once. Ever. In fact he always made me very uncomfortable because he seemed desperate to me. Anyone who thinks Jim Carrey isn't funny needs to see the first Ace Ventura Pet Detective. He was brilliant.

Woody Allen has never said anything funny in either his standup routines or his movies. And he just repeats his unfunny shtick ad nauseam.

Colin Quinn

Everybody hated Raymond for a a reason.

Bill Cosby

I think comedy must be really period specific. Williams was probably seen as funny on Mork and Mindy. Did people back in WWII find Bob Hope funny ? As a high-school kidI loved Steve Allen. It was great being sick so I could stay home and watch his daytime talk show. Maybe I should try to find it on YouTube to see what I think of it now.

This is really clever ad lobbing but only slightly amusing now. I wastrongly probably falling out of my sick bed laughing at 17.

Dennis Miller hates to close down another thread with so many left to be named? Oh, that's a joke he just told - get it?

Bob Newhart

Adam Sandler, Norm MacDonald, Jon Stewart, suck, suck, suck. Chris Rock at the 2016 Oscars where he did that nearly 4 hour long impression of a cockroach in a box of crackers, hilarious!

r182, Mork and Mindy came on when I was in grade school and even then I didn't find Robin Williams funny. I used to cringe at his interviews, he was so manic and tried too hard but I didn't dislike him.

Sarah Silverman

Dennis Leary

Andrew Dice Clay

Adam Sandler

Gallagher

Carrot Top

Homosexuals Seth Meyer and Andy Samberg. Never funny. And they gay.

The blond fat cunt....Schumer. Stupid and not funny.

Joy Behar. Why? Why? Just die!

Patton Oswalt is about as funny as a foam finger. I was forced to watch his latest show on DVD, and thought the audience had been drugged with nitrous oxide, they thought is was SOOO hilarious. - However, I'm also one of those people, who think Ellen DeGeneres was really funny in the early days. Those winding stories she did still crack me up.

Pinky Lee.

Mark Russell

Those horrible, rat-faced Sklar brothers.

The morbidly obese, mean-spirited Ralphie May.

The racist George Lopez, who couldn't be more obvious about his hate for white people.

The only stand up comic I really enjoy watching is Bill Burr. He is hilariously funny.

The writers of MASH, Friends, Sarah Silverman, the Seth creature, and that uptight woman with the scar who impersonates Palin.

Seinfeld.

R195 Agree, Tina Fey is not funny.

No during WW ll Bob Hope was not considered funny at all.

Billy Crystal anyone?

Apologies if I missed it

Imus.

I never got Adam Sandler on SNL. Not funny. Was the the one who did that stupid goat boy routine? I totally didn't get that.

Robin Williams. The only funny thing he ever did is how he offed himself.

Adam Sandler

I'm going to throw Chris Rock in there. I don't find him funny or interesting at all.

Louis CK too

Whitney Cummings is the only one above I agree has never ever been funny.

So according to DL, NO comedian has ever been funny except who....Joan Rivers? Wayland Flowers and Madam?

LOL. What a bunch of squares.

Ron White

^^^ I beg to differ. Ron White is funny. Particularly if you down a few drinks, and possibly a few tokes, before watching him.

Red Skelton wins hands down.

Homophobic ass.

God Bless.

Right Red. Go fuck yourself.

Another vote for that dullard, Bob Saget.

Chris Rock and Billy Connolly aren't funny and laugh so hard at their own "jokes" that they can hardly do the routine. Urgh.

Tina Fey Rick Mercer Jerry Seinfeld Rosie O'Donnell

Foster Brooks. Famous for acting drunk. How hilarious! He was from my home town of Louisville, KY and had a golf tournament every year there so that's probably the only reason I know who he was.

How did this thread go on for so long without anybody mentioning what's his name whose career was ruined for like 20 years when he gave Ed Sullivan the finger on air?

Jon Stewart..... All the Jewish Comedians Another vote for Bob Saget, ...Sarah Silverman, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Jerry Lewis all those who used their Jewish connections in the entertainment industry to promote their unfunny shit.

I really like John Mulaney. I find him really funny.

I'm really diggin' Anjela Johnson, too.

How is it possible I block antisemites on thread after thread but I still seem their posts on new threads? How many are there?

Yes exactly.

The goyim hate them but the j-ws keep forcing them on us.

Which is why they go on for decades making a gazillion dollars because they only appeal to other j-ws.

Woody Allen and Jerry Seinfeld are two others which have been constantly shoved in our faces despite the fact that nobody likes them except the jewish show business mafia.

Seinfeld pulled in between almost 20 to almost 40 million viewers for 9 years. Nobody liked him? fuck off bigot.

[quote]fuck off bigot.

Speaking of which, how is Michael Richards these days?

Jennifer Lawrence and Jimmy Fallon...

Stiller wrote Tropic Thunder and I loved it.

When Joan Rivers was young she was funny, then she over stayed her welcome.

I never got Adam Sandler, ever.

R209 Red Skelton? That motherfucker has been dead for years. He hasn't been relevant since he narrated Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Don't tell me you still kept all your Burl Ives records as well..........

Billy Eichner. I don't know what's worse--the screaming or the ugly pout face.

[quote]Don't tell me you still kept all your Burl Ives records as well..........

Darn tootin', along with Ukelele Ike and Phil Harris, too.

Jew butt kisser Whoopi Goldberg..clever black lady giving herself a Jewish name...The other lady on the view who talks like she is Jewish and kisses Jewish ass Joy Behar. The guy from loveline who says he wishes he was born into a Jewish family Adam Carolla.......Most of the sitcom writers are Jews that why no one watches those shitty shows anymore. (Seinfeld was a diamond in the rough, he got where he was by his own merit......rare for a Jew in the entertainment industry). More unfunny Jews shoved down our throats Amy Shumer, god awful Billy Krystal, I could go on and on .....

Jewish nepotism is also in Ivy League Schools..... Jewish students comprise only 2% of the American population, they account for 12-15% of the student bodies at Dartmouth, Princeton, and Cornell. And more than 25% of the student bodies of Brown, Columbia and Yale; shockingly, more than 30% of the students at the University of Pennsylvania and Harvard, are Jewish.

Joan Rivers was nasty and unfunny who only made fun of non Jews....Al Franken..Jack Black..Fran Drescher..Seth Green and on and on........

R226 -- I also kept the Philco radio-phonograph console to play the records on. The radio is the cat's whiskers. On a clear night it can pick up the A&P Gypsies.

Kathy Griffin is not only unfunny, she's butt-fug.

Norm MacDonald. Never funny EVER.

R26, I think you mean 'intensive purposes'

there are so many, but to pick one woman and one man:

Amy Poehler (not pleasant either, maybe she knows we know)

Ben Stiller

Why are so many members of StormFront on a gay website?

Could someone in studio/production power, was getting a regular piece of Daniel Tosh? I have been unable to figure it out otherwise. Maybe he is really talented and I don't see it.

I really liked Jack Benny when I used to see him at the Palace.

Stiller wrote Tropic Thunder with two others - Justin Theroux and Etan Cohen- R223, so he may be only one third as funny as you thought. And anti semites, go fuck yourselves. Don't you know that islamophobia is the hatred de jour for bigots?

R236 A jewish real estate agent for the Saudis.

Would open a Nazi concentration camp if an Arab sheik gave him enough money.

R216 I agree. John Mulaney's delivery is very funny. R234 Daniel Tosh can be very funny. Like everything else, comedy is subjective. Different things make different people laugh. Nobody on this thread appears to think Robin Williams was ever funny, but apparently somebody did. Or else he wouldn't have ever gotten roles. Same for all these other comedians. The only one I've ever seen that absolutely nobody think is funny is Amy Schumer. Never saw one single person say the made them laugh.

Tracy Morgan, hated him on SNL and on 30 Rock

R216 There was plenty of Mulaney on the brilliant Kroll Show. It was so good. Rich Dicks and Pawnsylvania were absolutely genius.

I also thought Sarah Silverman's shtick was basically "Look at me! I'm the cute girl with the potty mouth!" But the more I see her, the more impressed I am with her. I also really like her on Masters of Sex.

Also, Amy Schumer is okay. I don't think she's that bad. But I'm not particularly a fan, either.

Dane Cook just baffled me. I guess it was one of those fooling the people some of the time situations. He's practically a nonentity now.

I have to ask, when did Jennifer Lawrence become a comedian?

Dane Cook and Jason Sudeikis are both really cute, but really, really not funny.

I have never seen anything funny that Zack Galifianakis has done. Painfully boring and unfunny. Robin Williams and Jim Carrey are/were horribly unfunny in their desperate nonstop attempts to garner attention. I find both unwatchable.

Everyone jokes about how Carrot Top is terrible, but apparently he has a regular gig in Vegas that's been going for 13 years. I don't get it.

Twacy Mo'gan.

Twacy Mo'gan.

Twacy Mo'gan.

R244, plus, the Pope LOVES him!

Every one mentioned on this thread. Except for Wanda Sykes.

Yeah, sorry Joan Rivers lovers; Not funny, ever.

R210, that photo (of Saget) is of a man who deeply hates himself.

R232, Amy Poehler’s autobio made me deeply dislike her, when I had no real opinion of her when I picked up the book.

Johnny Carson owns this thread.

When he was on "What's My Line," even that darling Arlene Francis rolled her eyes, and she liked pretty much everyone (but the drunk Judy)

Sid Caesar. Sam Kinison with that stupid yelling.

An oh god yes, Jerry Fucking Lewis.

Are we talking only stand up? Or are comic "actors" included? Because the casts of How I Met Your Mother (with the possible exception of NPH), and Two Broke Girls, (with the exception of Jennifer Coolidge) ought to be in jail for what they did.

Cassie Workman. Basically preaches the woke sermon but with tedious "sassy" schtick, Needs to work on comedy technique, not just rely on votes from the dutiful.

R79, was Whoopi ever a "comic"? The one woman show that moved to Broadway and broke her to the general public was funny, but she was going as much for poignancy. It was along the lines of Bogosian or Sarah Jones.

Did she ever do stand up? (I am asking because I do not know.)

Pretty much every comedian ever.

never got Sandra Bernhardt.

Sandra Bernhard just did a low budget DIY commerical for a NYC dermatologist office. I wonder if she agreed to appear in it in return for some free treatment.

jay fucking leno

Don Rickles

Louis CK (I never laughed once at him & was amazed that he was considered a comic genius)

Johnny Carson

Sam Kineson (sp?)

Lynne Koplitz is funny, but can’t seem to get enough exposure.

R262 I remember seeing a Comedy Central special of hers and it was hilarious.

Cristela Alonzo - her jokes are lame

Chris Farley. Wannabe John Candy

Leslie Jones

Sarah Silverman

Adam Sandler

Dennis Leary

Roseanne Barr

Andrew Dice Clay

Whoopi Goldberg

Carrot Top

Rosie O'Donnell

Gallagher

OP.

I watch SNL clips sometimes. Who is the white woman who has squinty eyes and doesn't do anything? She just squints her eyes and laughs. She's so useless I think she must be Lorne Michaels granddaughter or something.

Brian Randolphs.

Tina Feyk and Amy Bipholer

The tiresome side eye middle brow humor is not funny, clever or sophisticated.

Burns and Allen were very funny even until middle age.

Bob Hope is still hilarious in his early movies.

I saw Victor Borge twice on stage. Nice enough but corny type vaudeville stuff. Then about half way through without you realizing it he had you helpless with laughter. Happened both times. Really astonishing.

Can't think of anybody else.

Jackie Gleason

tl; dr

Has Leslie Jones been mentioned? She is not only unfunny, I actually cringe for her. She foists her scattered personality onto everyone in her SNL scenes and just ruins shit.

R254 - No truer words have ever been spoken.

Twacy Mo'gan. "Shameless coonery," someone here once posted.