"Dirty Grandpa" is apparently one of the worst movies ever made

No surprise here...it looked terrible.

There was a time when DeNiro was selective in the films he did but that ended about 20 years ago. Now he's just another whore actor. Saw the preview looks beyond bad.

A few fatsos on the Internet don't like it because of handsome Zac.

After watching "Dirty Grandpa", Mr. DeNiro's legacy can no longer be grandfathered.

I grew up with a group of Italian American straight friends. It's fun to see them lose their shit everytime I mention that I think Robert De Niro is a ridiculously overrated actor. I have never understood the praise even his early work gets. But as for the last 20 years, the track record has been abysmal and it can not all be blamed on lousy scripts and bad directors (though he seems to have no issue working with either). Literally, the only decent films he's made in the past 20 years - and he's made a TON of them - have been Silver Linings Playbook, Jackie Brown, Cop Land, Heat and Casino. And all but one of those are from the 90s.

Hey "Grandpa", even Vito would have taken sides against the family after reading this script.

I thought it was the sequel to Bad Grandpa. Oops.

Bad Grandpa was fucking hilarious.

Yeah, I'm still going to watch it.

Report back to us R9.

I hear it has cgi zac nudity if it had real nudity I would had drove through a blizzard to see it

Is he the one who likes black ladies?

The Italian American actor who likes black ladies enrages the Italian grampa on our street.

De Niro is now just playing a caricature of himself and it's sad.

Movies like this remind me of the big stars in the 40s and 50s who tried to become super hip in the 60s, like Jackie Gleason doing Skidoo and Bob Hope doing I'll Take Sweden.

Now big stars are trying to be dude-bros and making movies like this.

Well, he uses his assets to the max.

....

Why Robert De Niro Got Pissed At Aubrey Plaza During A Sex Scene

It is CGIed...the nudity. Bah...

He was shooting in flesh-colored panties that day.

But you could still see some sweet stuff.

The review at the link is great.

[quote]This is a very disturbing and difficult movie to watch. Someday, scholars will teach classes, warning them of what can happen when evil wins. When we watch the scene when Zac Efron’s Jason Kelly wakes up on the beach, wrecked after a night of smoking crack, only wearing a thong with a big stuffed bee attached, it’s tragic enough. But then when a small child wants to play with the bee and that child’s father thinks the child is performing a lewd sexual act on Efron, it makes us want to stop the movie, remove it from its projector, and throw it in the river. Then we light that river ablaze in all its glory. But that’s the easy way out. This film needs to be studied so that what’s depicted here can never, ever happen again.

Dirty Grandpa is The Most Important Movie Ever Made.

These reviews are hysterical.

Even the two "fresh" reviews are lukewarm at best- the reviewers hated most of it, but still found enough funny to not totally trash it.

I wonder if it is as bad as "Get Hard"?

Who is that at R9.

Tasteless Gays will flock to see it.

[quote] Tasteless Gays will flock to see it.

So it will be a hit on DL?

Does Zac act real masculine?? If so, I'll see it.

Makes 'Bad Grandpa' seem subtle and sophisticated by comparison.

r22, the dancing at r9 is Zac Efron doing the Macarena in the movie.

Macarena jokes? Those were dated and embarrassing when [italic]Shrek[/italic] did them! Pass. I've already got the underwear shots.

DeNiro, Pacino, Warren Beatty are some of the most overrated actors there are.

Thanks, R29. I'm disappointed. He had no curves.

I want to see it just for the nudity.

Deniro is a fucking joke

Some actors only care about money.

You bitches are ridiculous. You piss all over a great actor like DeNiro but cream in your pants for Colton Hayes.

Gee, I am so surprised the op said that. So unusual.

"You piss all over a great actor like DeNiro... "

One of the reviews of this film answers your complaint quite well:

"If Dirty Grandpa does anything, it should be to make you stop weeping for De Niro's lost greatness. He brought this upon himself".

"The producers made me an offer I couldn't refuse."

Includes homophobia!

From 26:

[quote]Bradley (Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman), a gay African-American who becomes the target of Dick's running insults.

According to the LA Times review, there is antisemitism too.

Which in Hollywood makes black gay bashing okay.

R26-

That Hollywood reporter review is harsh! This movie might deserve a rental just to see if it is as bad as they say.

DeNiro has black children and his dad was gay.

R20, weird coincidence about scholars teaching the film; aren't they already (supposedly) teaching Do the Right Thing in college?

[quote]You piss all over a great actor like DeNiro

He. Is. Wasting. His. Talent. Making. Shit.

[quote]one of the worst movies ever made

I've heard this about too many movies to actually believe it.

"Who told Robert De Niro he was funny?" - an in depth feature in The Telegraph exploring the total and utter collapse of De Niro's respectability. I think the writer's too kind to "Meet The Fockers", the film that started this unfortunate last third of his career.

Must be a fun week for De Niro's publicist. Perhaps s/he can meet Charlotte Rampling's publicist for a drink next week.

There's nothing wrong with a so-called "serious" actor doing comedies. The problem is that most of the ones he has chosen are not just not very good, and some are just horrendously horrifically horribly horrid.

Grandpa is dirty because he usually forgets to wipe.

OOps. Sorry about that. Here's the link referenced in R45...

Jess, Meryl and Pacino would never go down this road so why is DeNiro? Small penis?

R49, you mean the same Meryl who did [italic]She-Devil[/italic], [italic]Mamma Mia![/italic] and [italic]Ricki and the Flash[/italic]?

Jess? Jess...ica Alba?

(And, Meryl's done PLENTY of shitty films, but because she works almost constantly, we forget about them so quickly and move on to the next decent to possibly excellent one)

Dirty Grandpa has been universally panned by critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has a rating of 7%, based on 42 reviews, with an average rating of 2.4/10. The site's critical consensus reads, [bold]"Like a Werther's Original dropped down a sewer drain, Dirty Grandpa represents the careless fumbling of a classic talent that once brought pleasure to millions."[/bold]

OMG, now THERE is a pull quote!

Possibly excellent, R51?

Only [italic]Norm of the North[/italic], with an 0% critical rating and a 23% audience rating, did worse. But that had Rob Schneider in it. Anyone who even so much as tolerates anything he's in is too dumb to live.

R53 - that Onion "op-ed" was hilarious and, now that I think about it, very accurate.

[quote]"Like a Werther's Original dropped down a sewer drain, Dirty Grandpa represents the careless fumbling of a classic talent that once brought pleasure to millions."

That is seriously bad writing. Throw in a "ubetcha" and an allusion to Obama's homosexuality and that could almost pass for a Sarah Palin quote.

Dirty Grandpa also stars DL fav and never gonna happen, flop Julianne Hough.

It always makes me sad to see DeNiro doing this kind of dreck. I know he has a bunch of kids and all but he's been a star for a long time plus Nobu made him a fortune. He really doesn't have to do this shit.

If he just wants to work he could get plenty of good work, or interesting work, or work that at least tries to be interesting. I don't understand why he does awful things like Dirty Grandpa and Rocky & Bullwinkle. It's perverse.

R58 His ego dictates that he must continually make movies, no matter how shit, to remain in the public eye and relevant. Sadly no one told the sad fuck to quit whilst he was ahead or choose decent roles. Maybe this is all that's going to a washed up hasbeen though.

With the Oscars changing their membership rules, you're going to see a lot more aging and elderly actors slumming in crap for a paycheck so they can keep their AMPAS memberships active.

Can someone explain to me why Hollywood keeps casting Efron in films?

[quote] Can someone explain to me why Hollywood keeps casting Efron in films?

Look at those shirtless pictures of him and you tell me.

R61 You must be new to this gig or genuinely sweetly naive. Miss Efron sucks, fucks & spins on lots of Jewish cock; that's his speciality. All that sluttiness pays off in scoring new films no matter he shit they actually are. Some Jewish sugar daddy really wants his hot little fuck buddy to 'happen'. Sadly the only think happening is the prolapsing of Miss Efron's hole.

He's doing Baywatch next. He is making full use of his assets. But can he act? What is your impression?

[quote]But can he act?

I've never seen anything that suggests he can.

R64 Is that a joke question? Of course he can't act. He plays the same shit in nearly everything and is always in the same type of shitty movie. He's like an even more fucked up male version of a budget Goldie Hawn. Not pretty, not pretty at all.

I was amazed at how vulgar the trailer for this film was, and I swear I'm not some old priss (I'm 31), but I don't remember movie previews being this profane even when I was a teenager and snuck into the R-rated movies every weekend.

If I was Queen Latifah, I'd be offended.

Efron seems to be yet another one they keep casting and casting and casting until he finally fails enough times to make them stop. He's getting close to that line. He was actually there already but the horrid "Neighbors" movie kept his career alive because it made money.

R63, let's leave religion out of it, nobody cares how they pray. Efron relentlessly utilizes the casting couch and his sugar daddies keep him working.

R68 You can put your handbag away, you don't need to slap anybody with it or get your panties in a twist. Hollywood is run by Jews and gays so I'm not bringing religion into it but stating a fact. Efron would be spinning on Jewish cocks. Why mention praying? Bizarre.

R63 is unaware of anal reconstruction surgeries.

The pedo joke has been a not too ambiguous nod at DL-gays.

R70 true I'm not up with the latest surgeries as my ass is not hanging out of pants yet, but surely those surgeries are only good if you stop the abuse on your hole. Miss Efron will never stop getting ploughed, it's his bread and butter so his hole is not long for this world.

R65, "Charlie St Cloud" suggested he could act.

But this is his second major box-office bomb in a row. Pretty soon he'll get a bad reputation.

Box Office Poison

R69, you brought up praying when you bizarrely dragged his sugar daddies' supposed religion into your rant.

Hollywood is run by bankers, most of whom are nowhere near Hollywood nor are they spinning Zac on their cocks.

And I'll slap you with my purse anytime I feel like it. Moron.

R74 Calm the fuck down little fucker. No I brought up Jews and fucking. Not praying. Your imagination did the rest.

Most bankers are Jews. Dear god, are you for real. You're utterly clueless how Hollywood is run and it's embarrassing. Hollywood financiers are very much involved in production too dear and have a lot of clout and yes they too spin Miss Efron on their cocks. Miss Efron gets passed around a lot.

Will Hollywood/Jewish Sugar Daddies finally stop trying to make Zac Efron "happen", like they finally did with Ryan Reynolds?

Come, come, Robert DeNiro was the existential darling of film classes at way out colleges for decades. The New Yorker and other condescendingly sophisticated publications worshipped him. Give him credit, "1900" showed him graphically whacking off with Gerard Depardieu. I have seen "Grandpa" yet, but if it shows bare college guys on spring break, it's well worth the price. Be glad it's not another "Birdman."

It's a flop, with an 11 million, 4th place opening. Will probably come around $20 domestically.

DOWNTOWN!

DOWNTOWN!

[quote]You bitches are ridiculous. You piss all over a great actor like DeNiro but cream in your pants for Colton Hayes.

No one creams their pants for Colton Hayes because he's a great actor, you stupid cunt.

As with most flop comedies, I'm sure Dirty Grandpa 2 won't be too far in the future.

[quote] R49, you mean the same Meryl who did She-Devil, Mamma Mia! and Ricki and the Flash?

Or Stuck on You with Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear as Siamese twins. Academy Award-winner Cher was also in it as Frankie Munoz's lover.

[quote] always makes me sad to see DeNiro doing this kind of dreck. I know he has a bunch of kids and all but he's been a star for a long time plus Nobu made him a fortune. He really doesn't have to do this shit.

According to a rambling, embarrassing speech he gave when getting a lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes, he did does the bad films to pay for private schools for his kids because who wants their kids going to public schools. Matt Damon presented him the award and awkwardly went along with the bizarre, unfunny jokes

[quote] No one creams their pants for Colton Hayes because he's a great actor, you stupid cunt.

Colto.

Doesn't look THAT bad.

I seem to recall a certain atrocity involving the word "Bullwinkle" happening before "Meet the Fockers," R45.

Does the anti-Semitic fuckhead have to stick his dick into every fucking thread?

Look, "Neighbors" wasn't worth paying for in the theater, but it wasn't a bad way to spend an afternoon sick on the couch when it hit cable/Netflix. Especially with those shirtless scenes. Same with "That Awkward Moment".

I imagine this movie does suck, but I'll watch it on cable just to catch the shirtless/nude scenes.

Looking at IMDB, the dude was in FIVE movies in 2012 alone, and I haven't heard of any of them.

So I doubt this movie will hurt him too bad.

Which dick do you prefer?

[quote]Can someone explain to me why Hollywood keeps casting Efron in films?

Because tasteless gays will pay money to see him in anything.

Hey stupid. It's the Efron's tasteless fangirls that pay money to see him in anything, not the gays.

WHAT movie is that in R88's link????

Robert DeNiro in bed with a woman and another naked man???????

Where the fuck have you been, R91? That's seriously old news.

What movie is that??????

Zac hasn't shown his goods yet, so we can't pick.

The last "comedy" that people appeared to really hate this much was Eddie Murphy's "Norbit."

Under our new rules, this would be eligible for best picture since a monkey directed it. Thank you for your support.

The straight-to-video sequel will feature Frankie Grande and Abe Vigoda.

R93 1900. Imdb is your friend

Zac seems awkward and slightly retarded. DeNiro lost his magic years ago.

I think the scene with the little kid trying to take the bee was really hot for some reason especially since they used a little boy instead of a girl

At least Mamma Mia! made a lot of money. Universal is doing a sequel. I have some possible coffee commercials in the pipeline.

Is "Downtown" hetero for something perverted?

[quote]Is "Downtown" hetero for something perverted? It's where Efron goes to purchase his crack.

De Niro was great in The Intern

Sounds like Zac is ripe for a re-boot of The Cat in the Hat.

From the Deadline link:

[quote]Audiences found it funnier than most critics by giving it a B CinemaScore. Could have something to do with the fact that the average reading level of adults in the U.S. is 7th or 8th grade.

Who is Anita Busch? I didn't even know it was possible, but she's a bigger cunt than Nikki Finke!

The film was promoted with that awful and played out Mackkemore song Downtown.

[quote] Under our new rules, this would be eligible for best picture since a monkey directed it. Thank you for your support. —Cheryl Baboon-Isaacs

Yes, a thread about one of the numerous all white flops (that Hollywood spent millions of dollars making) is the perfect opportunity to malign and demonize the people who believe in equality and who believe ""the world's preeminent movie-related organization" should not be 94% Caucasian and 77% male, and have a median age of 62.

Your white supremacist jokes are hilarious. Great job spreading hate and promoting bigotry.

Aw, cancha take a joke Blanche? It's time to eat yar din din.

[quote]"Who told Robert De Niro he was funny?" - an in depth feature in The Telegraph exploring the total and utter collapse of De Niro's respectability. I think the writer's too kind to "Meet The Fockers", the film that started this unfortunate last third of his career.

Ummm actually, that would be "Analyze This" a year earlier.

[quote]Jess, Meryl and Pacino would never go down this road so why is DeNiro? Small penis?

Nah, never.

[quote]Could have something to do with the fact that the average reading level of adults in the U.S. is 7th or 8th grade.

Busch isn't a film critic, because I doubt any film critic who wanted to be taken seriously would say that. Someone wanting to cause a stir and get attention at any cost might, but those people are, by definition, hacks.

Busch is a Hollywood journalist, the lady who sued Michael Ovitz for hiring Anthony Pellicano to intimidate her.

Any movie where Zac Efron is shirtless is automatically worth watching repeatedly.

Ironic how so many people in this thread are hating on DeNiro, referring to him as old, washed up, irrelevant, etc., yet when he spewed his classless rant at the Tony’s, he became a DL hero.

HOT ZEFRONCAKE, THOUGH!!!!

I'm hoping that De Niro got to plow Zac's tight ass or at least got a blow job.

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