BRO: the hot new app for Bros seeking Bros

In other words: a new app where closet cases can meet.

They can call themselves kumquats, but that won't make them so.

You're sad and pathetic men. You're homosexuals and you don't want to be, but there's nothing you can do to change it. Not all the prayers to your god, not all the analysis you can buy in all the years you've go left to live. You may one day be able to know a heterosexual life if you want it desperately enough. If you pursue it with the fervor with which you annihilate. But you'll always be homosexual as well. Always, Bros. Always. Until the day you die.

R1 = W&W!

Grindr is for fags, and Bros ain't no fags!

A lot of bros are on Jack'd. A lot of DL bruthas are on Adam4Adam. Yeah, Grindr is more for the fulltime gays.

Labels are for supermarkets!

So funny. Don't they get that "bro" is just another label with it's own baggage? And part of it's baggage is the stink of fear; fear of self, fear of living, fear of truth. Weak and pathetic.

R8 -

What exactly are you saying...???

just bros being bros, bro.

Dang it! They stole my idea. I wanted to develop an app by the same name to captured the growing DudeBro4DudeBro movement.

Don't like labels = Gay

Sorry bro, as much as you hate to admit it, you're gay. You're not straight. You're not bi. You're not confused. You're not pansexual. You're not jocks who just like the company of other men. But just like the Voyeur Boys, Gay Hoopla and Frat Men: You're in denial. You're closeted, self-loathing douchebags. And oh yeah, you're gay.

You can call yourself an oyster for all you like, the delusion table has seats for all

Does this sting Elder Gays? After a life of closet and discrimination, shit like this gets thrown in your phase. Guess im lucky to be young in such an era.

"thrown in your phase"...???

Is this app for straight men who want to network, give jobs to each other, like a fraternity? But of course the gays will get on it and taint it with lurid sex behind everything. The real bros won't know if they are really being asked to hang out or if there is an ulterior motive behind it.

"...give jobs to each other, like a fraternity?"

Well, you're getting warmer...

Yeah, the elder gays and effeminateshere really rage against the masc4masc and bros, but in real life the bros are the most sought after guys on apps and personals ads. I think the elder gays are bitter and jealous.

O Bro-meo, Bro-meo, wherefore thou art Bro-meo?

yEAH Brah

It's not self-loathing to be attracted to a guy who's a GUY, not a mincing, hissing queen, bro.

Getting straight men to overcome taboos and to become more comfortable being physical with other straight men is good for us, even if they only give bro-jobs to each other. It will help break down the barriers between straight men and gay men.

The app is hilarious. Apparently I fall under the "Casual Bro" column on it. It's worth a laugh if you're bored.

This is so exciting. I'm heading right back into the closet.

I just want to find some bros that will let me blow them, with nothing expected in return.

Most Bros4Bros want to be discreet

The stupid shit white people come up with.

The douchebagification of the American male continues unabated.

An ad for JACK'D, similar to BRO

Anyone have any luck using this app?

It's just going to be the same guys on grindr on this. Abd, if it's "DL", why are they marketing it?

[quote]I just want to find some bros that will let me blow them, with nothing expected in return.

Yo, bro.

Why nothing in return?

Let's all sign up and ruin it with our DL faggotry!

Fuuuuuck those are some tits of death at R29!!

Tying it to Facebook is a fatal tactical flaw. Closeted bros dont want any traceable link to their identity

Best comment in the article.

[quote] spoiler alert….. if you are a guy who is seeking out sexual acts with another guy, you are NOT in fact straight. Straight men don’t do that. End of spoiler.

R33, because I like blowing hot guys out of my league, and know damn well they have no interest in blowing me, besides I'm way more into blowing than being blown.

I'm find and content with just being able to play with some quality dick, because that's more than I get now.

If I could find someone that just wants to close their eyes and get their dick sucked? I'd be grateful.

r38, you and I would be very compatible.

Hmmmm

So according to Jane Ward, Bro is sort of a gay version of J-Date.

Okay...

Jdate? Jews?

yes the jews

If this app helps them ease into their sexuality rather than not experimenting in the first place and just suffering in straight relationships for the rest of their lives, I'm all for it. And less sexually repressed people on the street is always a good thing so there's that angle as well.

I see we have a bored thread bumper today.

Want me to stroke that a little, brah? It's not gay if we're just two dudes messing around.

The original name of the app was going to be 'Bro Diddley', but there were copyright issues.

Ftms are going to flock to this one.

Oh yeah brah

Hmmm

This might be a good thing in the long run. Douchy repressed males have spearheaded anti gay propaganda since the beginning of time. Let the collective ease up on gay sex and it will help root out homophobia from the larger "self identifying" straight male crowd.

Most males are Bisexual to various degrees, homosexuality is a natural state of the male sex.

Who is the actor in the right in the picture? He's really hot!

I've seen him on TV...

More evidence that identity politics as the anathema to gay rights. Homosexuality is not a "label" or "identity"; it is a biological state. Apparently SJWs don't get that.

Truec

Their business weakness is requiring face pics. Most bros are "discreet" and want to be anonymous

What is so threatening about men CHOOSING to be with other men? Not a biologically determined outcome but a personal individual identity choice? Is that very threatening or menacing or frightening, that a man could choose to be gay? Does that deserve to be treated with exclusion from social participation, whether from gay subcultures or dominant cultures? Does a man have to prove that he is biologically gay rather than gay by choice in order to deserve to be accepted into societies, or should he be accepted into free and open society regardless of whether he was born gay or chooses to be gay?

What does that have to do with this app and bros4bros?

Well R57, sometimes discussions lead in different directions, you see, and people get interested in discussing them - especially gay political topics on a gay forum. Why do you ask? Are you a PR person involved with promotion of the app or organisation and don't understand gay forums very well?

BRO = Bottom4Bottom

So how many DLers have joined to try and hook up with brahs they constantly make fun of yet would drop to their knees the second a brah would present their alpha cock to them?

Judging by Craigslist and Jockd, a whole lot

Is this still a thing?

Straight dudes are recognizing that conventional relationships with "girls" are too high maintenance. They have to jump through hoops just to get some daintily delivered head, when there are a ton of dudes out there who will just take care of business, expertly, no muss, no fuss, no drama, no expense, no "walking on egg shells," no "commitment."

Bro anus is the best anus!

BRO: the hot new app for bros who want to bump pussies.

I agree with R63. Why go through the whole dinner and inane conversation without any guarantee you're going to get laid when you can go an app and and be hit up by five willing bro mouths in minutes. Within an hour you can be back to watching ESPN.

More stupid shit!!!

That app has to be overwrought with 40 year olds.

Do not be ridiculous, R65. Have you gone to a nightclub on a Friday or Saturday night? Most girls will open their legs to anything nowadays. Men have never had it easier to get all kinds o sex from women... If a man is looking for another man to sexually satisfy him, he isn't anywhere near straight regardless of whether he called himself a bro, a potato or a truck.

And R56, the notion is threatening because homosexuality has always been regarded as an unnatural perversion at worst, and a mental illness or character flaw at best. Bisexual men can choose to identify as gay while whining about bi erasure, but we homosexual people are just born as we are, and there is no need to put our sexuality in doubt just because someone wants to engage in a futile exercise of pseudo-intellectual self-indulgence. Besides, who in their right mind would chose to be regarded as less than, discriminated, rejected and attacked? Come on, do not be stupid.

Ah yes the hot new app for guys who don't understand bisexuality is a thing and they are proof.

Thanks, Gents, but this whole phenomenon was neatly summed up by R1. Thread closed---thanks for playing!

No. This is not a thing. Next.

Hmmmm

The requirement of using real names and face pics dooms this app. Most real Bros4Bros don't want their faces or names revealed on a male4male site.

New app for fags who like to play at being straight.

Shut up using the f-word r75. Don't be ignorant

has anyone been on it?

I can only imagine it's filled with really annoying people.

Yo bro, you wanna brottom for me tonight?

LOL R79

Is this still a thing, or has it folded already?

These things sorta need a critical mass to be successful.

How’s it going?

TOKAY

Who knew that being gay could be so complicated?

Why would you develop an app for brosexuals that demands they have face pics to join? Not smart

Thmmmm

There was already a Bromance related site which shows videos of what bros really want to do when they meet up. Bromo.com

A friend of mine is currently fuck buddying with a prominent realtor in Boston, who is also sleeping with two females who know nothing about each other or the fact that their boyfriend likes the peen.

Bromo is a porn site and the guys on it rarely are hot or jocks

Anyone joined it?

Seriously R85

My friends and I always say that one of the reasons apps like Grindr are so popular is that they allow closet cases (and cheating gays) to join up without ever having to reveal who they are. Hence all the blank profiles or photos of trees or random body parts.

Not to mention torsos of porn stars or fitness models because who's really going to notice in a dark room.

I don't get why more straight guys don't use grindr. I mean, once married, the wife probably isn't going to deliver any more blow jobs. And all the ladies on Craigslist want to get paid to do it. Then, there's a large number of men who would LOVE to take care it for them without wanting anything in exchange. The straight guy gets a blow job; the gay guy gets to manhandle a masc guy's tool. Seems like a win-win situation.

R92, what a stupid post

So they're gay. Right, OP?

It's really not R93

Silicon Valley did something like this.

They should label the new app "Closeted Gay Man Seeks Closeted Gay Man," but it's a little long. How about the acronym, "CGMSCGM?"

New app name: CloBro:

In other words: "Closeted Bro"

Yo, brosexuals are hot 💪🏽

Is the app available in Bropahl?

HELLO MY FRIENDS...I JUST INSTALLED THAT PROGRAM ON MY TELEPHONE... WILL REPORT BACK. BLESS,BILL

Here is a review of it.

"Once I am set, a grid of hopefuls show up — I am slightly disappointed. It’s a sea of men I’ve blocked on Grindr, long forgotten exes, a few friends and men I’ve always seen around but never spoken to."

The reviewer sends a message to a man identifying as straight:

I wait for 10 minutes. I wait for an hour. I wait for a whole day. He never replies, killing my sitcom dreams even before we can shoot a pilot.

The next day...

Still reeling from the rebuttal, I open my Bro with no new expectations. The app doesn’t disappoint — apart from two requests for my sexual preference, my message inbox is emptier than my heart. I switch off, vowing to never come back again.

R102’s reviewer does sound like a Bro.

[quote]R21 It's not self-loathing to be attracted to a guy who's a GUY, not a mincing, hissing queen

I meant he doesn’t sound like a BRO

[quote]R63 Straight dudes are recognizing that conventional relationships with "girls" are too high maintenance. They have to jump through hoops just to get some daintily delivered head, when there are a ton of dudes out there who will just take care of business, expertly, no muss, no fuss, no drama, no expense, no "walking on egg shells," no "commitment."

[quote]R66 I agree with [R63]. Why go through the whole dinner and inane conversation without any guarantee you're going to get laid when you can go an app and and be hit up by five willing bro mouths in minutes. Within an hour you can be back to watching ESPN.

I will leave aside the fact that guys who would go to this site want to have sex with men...but these comments kind of make my head hurt.

The reason straight men don't usually want head from gay men is IT IS NOT A TURN ON FOR THEM. Would a gay man just fall to his knees and suck a trans dick just because it's a dick...even though it's attached to a 36-25-36 figure with cascading hair? A rare few might, but most would not because the female form IS NOT A TURN ON FOR THEM. Would a top want to mount a muscular bubble butt....attached to a woman? Most probably NOT. It's just not their thing.

I used to be hurt when straight men I had crushes on wouldn't go further with me...but WHY would I expect them to? Why would I think that would be arousing to them? I do not have a female body, and that's what they like. Just as we like male bodies - - that is what we like. Which is why we don't settle for sex with those who appear female....even if they have a great ass or a dick.

They need an app with lots of dudes like this

TYfdds

Clearly this app is not going to happen.

YTnotyh

This app will be filled with gay guys pretending to be straight curious guys, hooking up with the same... if even that happens. Nice fantasy though! LOL

Knowing the group well that you are targeting your product to is the first rule of business. How dumb do you have to be to think brosexuals would put their face pics on a M4M app?

Amazing how many guys on Grindr include a link to their Instagram site, where their real name, first and last, is clearly visible.

here you go, wankers

I’m on the app dude and I’m meeting fellow dudebros all the time bro. We hang out and do bro things. Sometimes we even bust a nut together. Bro stuff!

Really r113?

I have money and soap, so I'm not really the demographic who this app is targetted to.

Huh?

Smash

How’s this app doing?