Any Hot Encounters with Delivery Men, Contractors or Cable Guys?

I usually find them pretty straight, pretty stupid or pretty ugly, but good luck. It is a nice fantasy.

My UPS guy is a lesbian, so no.

I had two deli delivery guys in NYC who were regular fuckbuddies of mine. One was Indian and totally inept at the homosex which made him all the more appealing/charming. He loved poppers. The other one was a Mexican teenager (19) with a big dick that would already be very hard under his apron the moment he got off the elevator on my floor. He loved porn.

They both worked for the same deli - NE corner of 34th and Park Ave, Manhattan, back in 2005.

Oh , and how could I forget my young Eastern European doorman, who would on ocassion join me and hot guests upstairs. He loved big asses and crystal meth. We even managed to make him suck a dick once but it was because it was the size of two beer cans and his curiosity got the best of him. Then one day he was gone for about two months, and came back 20 pounds heavier and totally clean. His wife had caught him one time too many times and he had to detox.

All's well that ends well

Ok, first two came and went. Not hot or gay. Keeping my fingers crossed.

Yes, a delivery guy from Amish Market in Hell's Kitchen.

Cable and Telephone guys are pretty closely controlled by dispatch these days, they just have so long to complete their tasks or a supervisor might be checking up on them. So your tasks are not likely to be serviced by them. Those days are over.

Always make sure you have porn playing in the background. I'm not even joking about this.

^^ TELEPHONE INSTALLATION??

Are you typing from 1967?

Lol r9.

Si signore

Got a better cable modem for letting the cable guy play with my wiener

I had the cable guy in yesterday. He was perfectly adorable, but he stank so of dryer sheets of Axe, I could hardly stand to be in my apartment, let alone get naked with him. Is it a rule that Comcast employees who go into customers' homes reek of scented products? I've never had one who didn't stink of deodorant or laundry products, but this guy was in a class of his own.

Think of the alternative smells

What "alternative smells"?

This is gross. How can you guys hook up with perfect strangers? To get that intimate with a person you don't/barely know? Now THIS is why they hate us and why I'm embarrassed for us.

You know what I bet? I bet R16 has not been laid since 1967.

Well, 1977, anyway, R17.

[quote]Think of the alternative smells

Patchouli? Clove cigarettes?

A cute and furry cable guy came to my place to check my connection and modem a while ago. At the time I had the below picture as a background on my laptop and I didn't even think of it but when he checked and saw my background, he just stared into my eyes and starting talking more slowly and heavily but I didn't pick up on it until later. He kept mentioning "So, you live alone, is this your phone number?" and I just confirmed it, without picking up on what he was hinting until later. He was cute. I now get that he wanted me so badly, it just didn't sink in at the time.

Really, r20? THAT picture clued your CABLE GUY into thinking you were into sucking dick and eating ass? Was he installing 18th century telegraph cable wires?

R21 I know, I didn't get it at first, as well. I'm not making this up. The energy was intense but I didn't pick up on it. It must be my Victorian training.

R21 He looked like a college student, doing that on the side. Dark hair, full beard. A little burly.

Sure, he was flirting with, r20. Sure, he was. Yes, all hot gay/bi/straight service guys outrageously flirt with 80-year-old pansies.

R24 I was in college at the time, Mr. Jealous and that was only a couple of years ago. I think just there being a guy as a background pick clued him in to something. Maybe he had the same one up?

...with pictures referencing Dorian Gray used as man-bait, no less!

R25 "...background [pic]..."

R26 Are you implying that cable guys never read literature?

I'm implying that knowing volumes of literature or getting a Dorian Gray reference isn't usually what gets some young hairy guy's dick hard, regardless whether he's a Rhodes scholar or a high school drop-out.

Jesus H. Christ. Watch some 70s and 80s porn.

R29 I didn't claim that was what got him going, only that he may have been surprised I had that as my background.

As much as I want to, with a few of the cute, very friendly ones, I try not to sexually hit on them. One exterminator that comes to my house once a year is really hot. He did give me his cell # on the last visit if I need him. I was not sure if that was all work related or he was being suggestive. I have a long time partner living with me, and he gets difficult if I get company from another guy. Oh well....

alas, neither of the ugly-hot plumbers laid any pipe. the closest such encounter I've had was the cable guy putting my DVR on HGTV when he left. such good customer service.

as someone said above, all very straight.

I one time hired a painter to do the interior of my house. He was your perfect transplanted NYC Guido to Southern California. Married, kids, swarthy Italian good looks, early 30s, ass like Jell-O on springs. I couldn't take my eyes off that ass in his painter's coveralls. It eventually became too much for me and I got very bold. I casually mentioned that I was into guys and got absolutely no reaction. After some subtle conversation manipulation, I finally got from him that maybe he'd "messed around once or twice" when he was younger, but that it had meant nothing. "Well," I told him, "if you're ever interested in something like that again, keep my phone number." Ha ha! We both laughed and nothing more was said.

Until a YEAR later. One night I got call from him. "Were you serious about what you said before?" he asked. "You know, about..."

Oh, HELL, yeah!

He came over about 10 p.m. We had a spectacular time. I even got to plow that spectacular ass of his. It was truly one of the high points of my sexual career. We subsequently did it several times more. Unfortunately, he wound up moving back to New York, but it was certainly fun while it lasted.

Yes, I've hooked up with two separate cable men, ten years apart.

Always, always, ALWAYS have porn playing on the DVR/VCR. Always.

My only experience with something remotely connected to the thread topic was when a tree removal service guy showed up at the house. The second I opened the door the chemistry was palpable. He looked like a dark blond Hugh Jackman...taller than I with a beautiful smile. Just my type. He followed me out to the backyard checking out my ass the whole way.

UNFORTUNATELY, it was my MOM'S house and as I had an appointment to keep I had to hand him over to her and never saw him again!

Ages ago when I was 20 and reasonably hot, I was home from college on winter break. My mom hired some guy to install new carpeting in the hallway and bedrooms. The guy was smoking hot. Early 30s, blond, musclebound and wearing a too-tight baby-blue tee shirt and jeans. I was fixated on watching his biceps twitch as he laid the carpet. I don't know what I was thinking, but when my mom left to go shopping, I made my move. It could've gone either way. I remember him asking how old I was, and I assured him I was legal. I wound up sucking him off. Average length but beer-can thick, and the lushest blond public hair I'd ever seen on a guy. I sucked him to completion. He might've been up for more, but I was a late bloomer and had never had anal at that point (butt cherry would be popped two years later). Pretty hot and innocent looking back.

Had the Comcast guy come to check out some issues with our service.. Average looking guy, not gorgeous, but not ugly and with a nice body. He fixed the connection problem in the bedroom TV and then sat on the foot of the bed and turned it on and switched the channel to Logo where Will and Grace rerun was on. He looked at me and said, "I used to love this show when it was on, how about you?" I said yeah, and he patted the bed next to him and said "Let me show you the how the new voice controlled remote works". For some reason, I got freaked out that he was fucking with me and told him I could figure it out on my own and sent him on his way. I keep wondering if II was reading too much or too little into it.. It just seemed too weird, like a set up or something.

.[quote]Pretty hot and innocent looking back.

Hot yes, innocent,no.

[quote] I keep wondering if II was reading too much or too little into it.. It just seemed too weird, like a set up or something.

You're right...it WAS a setup....to this:

This was about 25 years, when I was into the phone lines. It was so so odd and I've never really figured it out. But I did get a sex call from a young phone repair guy, and he eventually came over. He was adorable, lean and cute. I'm not sure how it got my number either. The sexy was fun and he called again but I was away for a few weeks on business and that was that. The whole thing seems sort of like a dream to me now.

Short, built, Puerto Rican plumber. He was there to install something for my then roommate (a female).

I was installing new shower curtains on my bathroom when he came in and asked if he could use the bathroom. He motioned me not to bother leaving, he could just pee while I still fussed with the curtains. Then out comes this huge uncut pinga shaped like a plantain. He was very aggressive stroking it after he peed. I needed no more hints.

I am also Puerto Rican, so our "relationship" switched to Spanish and completely excluded the roommate, who by the way had expressed interest in him, thinking he had been flirting with her. The deed had happened already so I felt obligated to tell her. She took it well but I think still harbored interest at a chance with him, since he mostly led a heterosexual life (had a girlfriend).

We carried out for over a year - with him calling every time he was in the area - until I moved out of state.

It was hot, especially because, huge dick and all, what he sought from me was having his very hot compact ass worked on. It was nice and smooth, more like a Mexican mestizo's than a hairy Caribbean dude's.

"Now THIS is why they hate us and why I'm embarrassed for us. "

No, but they should be embarrassed for having Comcast.

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Fucking the help is vulgar.

You could not be more wrong, R45. We've been sampling the rough for centuries.

Sort of? A few years ago, I lived in an apartment complex that had cobble driveways. Someone was putting new cobbles down, and he was hot as hell. Seriously, smoking hot. I struck up a conversation with him, and -- since he didn't know my name or anything -- I was pretty freaking bold and told him I wanted to blow him. He was a little put off, but I wouldn't let up. After he finished his work, he knocked on my door and came in. He gave me a piece of paper with his number on it and told me that he does odd work around the house if I ever needed a handyman. Then he said, so you want to blow me? Then he pulled his pants down and had a huge, beautiful cock. I kneeled down right there and sucked him off. I tried calling the number he gave me, but, of course, it wasn't his real number. Dam, that was one of the hottest encounters Ive ever had, and I am usually never that bold.

I had a cable guy working at my house and found the best way to figure out your odds is to remark on their tattoos. In about 2 minutes his shirt was off as he proudly displayed them. Invited him back on the weekend and swallowed his load.

Well, since none of them are particularly interested in risking losing their jobs, it remains a fantasy.

Are there any real any encounters someone would like to share? I believe maybe 1/4 of these.

I don't want any man who I think hasn't showered that day and definitely before he started to sweat.

used to blow my mechanic after hours at his shop. Good times

Hope you got a discount R52.

r53 And he had plenty of grease!

I've had a few along this line. I'll post a couple here. First on point one was with a contractor. One of my types is a tall, beefy, hairy guy. My married contractor was just that--early 40s, tall, beefy, hairy, bald, and rugged looking. I was doing a renovation, so spent weeks working from home with him. He finished up some of the detail work by himself. He kept finding reasons to take his shirt off. One day he must have caught me looking at his chest enough and he finally just asked, "See something you like?" That was all it took and we were off to the races! He fucked me the rest of the week that he was there finishing up details and we stayed fuck buds for about a year, but it ran its course like those things do and we full out of touch. Frankly, he wasn't that great a top, but he took direction pretty well and turned into a decent f-bud.

Second was a bus driver. I love African-American guys, too, if taller and beefier. When I just moved to a new city, I took the bus every day. He was the driver on my route--tall, kind of fit-fat, mustache, nice looking guy. When I first moved to the city, I worked temp jobs and would sometimes just work a half day as needed, or be off for a day or two at a time. He and I used to look at each other in his rearview mirror. Other than in the morning and after work, the bus could be very slow and was often empty. One day when I got out early and was headed home, the bus was empty. I sat in the middle. He saw me looking at him and said he was lonely and to come talk to him. After some chitchat, he basically got right to it and asked if I'd be interested in hooking up sometime. I was a bit surprised but really interested. I had no jobs scheduled for the next couple days, so invited him to my place and as luck would have it, one was his day off. He showed up around 9:30 in the morning and was an incredible top. We fucked four times that day and he left around 5:00 in the evening. Really sensual guy, great kisser, knew how to eat ass and get the bottom ready for him. And his cock was very large. It was tough getting it in on the first one, but after I adjusted, we couldn't get enough of each other. We were buds for a couple years. One of the best tops I ever had.

This was years ago when I worked in a large office in Los Angeles. My cubicle wasn't far from the reception desk and we had a regular UPS guy come in every day at the same time. I always heard his Australian accent so got curious enough to see what he looked like. I heard him come in one day and sauntered over and it turned out, he was a dream come true, at least for me: big, beefy, brown hair, a beard. And you could see thick chest hair peeking out from his collar.

I had brought something to make a copy of at the desk, so did that while he dropped off the packages. We made eye contact and he grinned and nodded. This was back in the day when I was closeted at work, so I merely nodded and walked away. Not long after that, I contrived to be in the elevator lobby when he was leaving so rode down in the elevator with him. Unfortunately, there was someone else on the elevator, but we made small talk. Once again, he flashed me that charming grin. I was smitten, but had no idea if he might have been gay.

Before long, we had another UPS guy and I relegated him to my fantasy life. Little did I know! I was from the Midwest, only a year out of college and inching my way out of the closet. I went to a gay bar near me several times, enough to have the bartender recognize me. I was chatting with him one time when I heard an Australian accent behind me. I turned and it was the UPS guy. The bartender saw me looking at me and said, "Oh, that's Tim. You're in luck. You're just his type." The bartender called Tim over and introduced us. Tim recognized me and asked if I still worked for that company. He had been put on another route, but he was really just working at UPS until he could find a job in his regular field. He bought me a drink. I went home with him. He was aggressive, enthusiastic and passionate. He fucked my brains out with his big, fat dick. I didn't know what hit me.

We met up quite a few times over the next few weeks. It was my first experience of having sex with someone more than once, and I made the mistake of thinking we were boyfriends when he clearly wanted a more casual relationship. I got clingy, and had my heart broken. It was a hard lesson to learn, but if I had to go through it with anyone, I'm glad it was with him.

I had a tile shower put in by a tall , built sexy/ugly guy from north Carolina . I flirted subtly but relentlessly for 2 days , and on the 3rd day I made sure no one was home except me . He had been responding to my flirting , but on this day he seemed kind of subdued , so I just knew it was all for naught . I was in my bedroom when he called out to me , and I went to see what he needed . he was standing in my new shower completely nude , with a respectable uncut cock that was so hard he could have cut glass . Of course I was on it like white on rice , but I asked him why he was acting so weird earlier and he told me it was because he knew he wanted to " try " something with me but didn't really know how to go about it ! I sucked him for a few , then stood up and got naked and spread eagled myself against the vanity and it was all over with but the cumming . He fucked me so hard we actually loosened the vanity and he had to help me fix it ! I was the first person to ever eat his gorgeous tight ass , and he went crazy for it ,screaming and hollering like a madman . It was an incredibly hot scene , and I thought for sure thered be a repeat , but he never called again . Then again , he was married with like 5 kids ,so I guess there was no future in it !

r56 r57 You should write novels. A few too many cocktails and a fountain pen darlings?

I was exchanging my new TV and a beautiful dark blond man came to pick it up. I don't usually go for blonds but there was just something about him--his 5 o'clock shadow, dimpled chin, and hairy chest.

We flirted, and after a bit, I boldly touched his ass. We kissed and kissed and felt each other up. He seemed to have a nice cock as I squeezed it through his pants. Abruptly, however, he said he had to go and finish his pick ups for the day. After work he said hhe would return. I gave him my number and he left.

Unfortunately he never came over that night. A week later he called to tell me that he had just moved in with his bf and just could not cheat on him. I respected that but then he kept going on about what he wanted to do to me. It became a great phone sex session.

He never called again but I fantasize about him whenever I dildo myself. God, he was hot.

I know a guy who isn't particularly attractive physically to me but he carries himself with such confidence that men seem to fall all over him. The stories he tells about hotel staff and flight attendants are amazing. He's bedded men from coast to coast.

And, R50, all of them were straight, good looking, built, hung, smelled good, ate kale three times daily and hated chain restaurants. I know I believe them.

SOME of us actually got laid , Darling R58 .

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All I was trying to say was that I shoved my cock completely up his ass!

I have never had a delivery man, contractor or cable guy who I wanted to fuck.

Not a delivery guy. I noticed a guy in shirt and tie wandering around my yard on a really hot day in July. Grabbed a tall lemonade and ran out to see what was up. He was pleasantly surprised and thanked me. Asked me me what I thought my property was worth. I grossly underestimated as a scan of his paperwork revealed he was a Tax Assessor for the City.

He wrote that number down.

Did you put him in a sling after the spiked lemonade?

I'm choosing to believe these stories.

Sex with blue collar guys is so hot.

Good to know there are others in this world who still enjoy sex. I am 56 and still enjoy the deed.

Made out with our gardener after he finished mowing our yard. Not a teen - in this 30's. (I know someone will ask if his name was Joey.)

I connected with the bottled water delivery guy at my office. He was running late and everyone else in the office had left early, since it was the day before a holiday. We went into my office, locked the door, and boy did he deliver!

Recently, with an Electrician that works for the electrical contractors at my job, we currently have an extension being added to the facility, they've been there for months and still have a couple more to go. Early 40s Great "dad bod" I suspected that he might be trade and made a few suggestive jokes and he finally approached me about if I wanted to "suck his dick".

We fucked around off and on for a couple of weeks mostly me going down on him and letting him fuck me. I finally convinced him to let me fuck him and I gave him what I'm sure was the orgasm of his life concentrating on his prostate, jacking him off, and playing with his nipples. It took him at least 10 minutes to move afterwards. After that he spent the better part of two weeks acting weird and asshole-ish.

Last Monday he started Snap Chatting me wanting to fuck around again and acting like I must miss his dick (apparently straight guys do this with women all the time) I refused. He started again on Saturday with the whole "You suck better dick" and how women won't let him into their ass. I gave in, but realized that I felt pressured into the sex and wasn't enjoying it. When he left I decided that I was done with it. I deleted him from my Snap Chat, he won't risk regular texts. When we encounter each other at work we just act like nothing ever happened. I still halfway want him when I look at his body from across the parking lot, but I remind myself about the whole implication that I missed his cock. I'm a gay man. There are way more cocks out there than his, some of which I might actually end up in a relationship with.

[quote]I still halfway want him when I look at his body from across the parking lot, but I remind myself about the whole implication that I missed his cock

Who cares? I let these bitches think whatever they want so I can get what I want. Just play the game!

R20, he was a student at FIT and thought you might have some connections.

I was taking a cigarette break on my window ledge while making some pasta when my cute doorman sent up this hot i think Russian housepainter. But he made some rude comments about my plastic floor and left.

Amazon

Will I need to learn the “bend and snap” as I don’t think my knees are up to it anymore?

R77 Are you going to promote yourself on any more old 'delivery boy' threads? Please warn us now.

Years ago, when I was with my ex, we had a security system guy come over to work on our system. I had taken off work early to be there for the late afternoon appointment. The repair guy was in his 20s, little shorter than me, brown hair and eyes, adorable. We chatted while he worked and when he was finished he said I was his last appointment, and was glad it was Friday. I’m pretty shy, and also often oblivious when people are flirting, but I definitely picked up his vibe.

I offered him a beer, and after hesitating a bit, he accepted. He then started commenting on our “cool” art and decor. We walked around the house and I told him about different pieces while he drank the beer. He kept getting closer to me as we looked at and talked about each object. I was showing him this vintage cigarette lighter thing, and he got so close his chest was pressed up against my arm. He was pointing out different things about it and touching my hands while doing it, and looking into my eyes. I got extremely hard. Even my naive ass knew what was up. I wanted to drop to my knees right there, but I knew my then boyfriend would be home soon. I’d never cheated on him, and I just couldn’t get my head around doing something with this cute guy.

I sort of broke away and started letting him know it was time for him to go. He gave me a card with his personal number and said to call him if I ever needed “anything”...as he was walking out to his work truck to leave, my boyfriend pulled in from work. He later remarked “well, he was cute” and I just blew it off and claimed I hadn’t noticed. The kicker is that less than a month later I found out the boyfriend had been cheating on me with a coworker and wanted to be with him. Best believe I tried to find that cute guy’s phone number, but alas, I lost it when I was moving out.

Boyfriend’s relationship with coworker blew up so badly (less than two months after I moved out) that the guy moved back to his home country, and bf wanted me back. By that time, I was hooking up with a hot contractor so I was like NO THANKS. I’ll tell the hot contractor story later.

I know this is another bump bitch thread, but R73 referring to his attraction as "trade" gives him away as a queen of at least 80 years old.

R32 - “oh well”, indeed.

You’ve gotten more than “company” and you know it. The evidence doesn’t lie.

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… Bueller?

Many missed opportunities. well, not MANY I am a fat Whore. For a couple of years in the late spring, Dish network would have these hot-tatted-up young studs come door to door trying to get you to purchase. Always very forceful to get in your apt. They looked like they were working their way through college or fresh out of Juvie. The last one that came by was a gorgeous Latino wearing a pink tank top. I should have taken my chances. to be stuffed into a hefty bag or have a mouth full of Latin cock.

Cable guy. I was his last appointment on a Friday afternoon. Very cute with a really nice smile. He asked if I had plans for the weekend. I told him I had recently gone through a break up and was talking it easy. I offered him a beer since his shift was over. He had noticed my DVD collection and we got to talking about some movies. Two beers later we ended up in my bedroom. He was very fit with a real nice dick. We flip flopped for a good long time. Incredible. I confessed to him that hooking up with a cable guy was a big fantasy of mine. He said I'd be surprised how many offers (some obvious, some implied) he got, though he usually turned them down. We remained fuck buddies for a good two years until he moved back east.

I want to know how R3 got the deli dick!

R86 worth it either way

[quote] We flip flopped

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Do you ever get tired of making up lame stories, r87?

Cable guy came to my house. Very unsuspecting guy closer to my dads age, with commensurate looks. Had to use his phone and sure enough scruff was on there. He must be fairly discreet since he’s local and I’ve never seen him on there.

Do you ever get tired of being joyless, R90?

In the early 2000s, I lived on a street that dead-ended into stairs in SF, and the FedEx guy (cute, sweet, smart, 20s) used to back into the street and eat his lunch there. It was directly under my second floor deck, and my kitchen window also looked down onto where he parked. I would sit on my deck when I was home during the day, and we'd say hi or wave, and glance at each other frequently. The glances turned to stares, and he started playing with himself (through his shorts), and I did the same under the deck table...no-one else could see what was happening. I started going into the kitchen, and directing the mini blinds downward, and getting totally naked and hard so he could watch...he responded by pulling his huge, thick dick out and stroking. Once I was pulling into my garage, and stopped to talk/flirt with him, and he got wood in his shorts, so I said, "you should come deliver something to me sometime." And he did. We kept it up until I moved out of the country, but since I've been back, I've never run into him again, but I still fantasize about him. Wish I knew where he was...totally great guy.

FedEx

I was a cable tech years ago. I was regularly propositioned. Mostly by married guys. I always played dumb. No stories.

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Not a hook-up but once the cable guy came to my apartment to fix my TV - all that the screen displayed was a blizzard. When he got the connection restored, for some reason the VCR clicked on and suddenly the hardcore gay porno I had been watching filled the screen. Loud porno sex moaning echoed through the apartment.

I was petrified, but it didn't faze him one bit. I guess they see everything.

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