Our Ugliest Movie Star

I love Paul Giamatti. Don't give a shit how he is in his personal life since that is no one's business. He is one of the best actors today.

Steven Buscemi owns this thread

I went to school with Giamatti and knew him in passing. He wasn't mean, just weird, like many of the characters he's played.

Speaking of Giamatti.....he has a new show with super fruit cake Damian Lewis. What the fuck has that cunt done to her face. She is uglier, cuntier, fruitier, and gayer than Caitlyn Jenner by 10 000 percent. Lewis was never hot but my god her plastic surgery is as bad as Joan Rivers and she is way more feminine than Joan.

John Turturro

Giamatti is famous for his love of leaving piss dribble in his shorts and trousers, to the extent of him stinking like urine most of the time. Some people in the business think he has a continence problem, but others assume he's a piss freak with a passive-aggressive streak about it. And he doesn't care about the "pee spots" when he leaves the restroom. Or, rather, he cares a lot.

Ugh.

r2, Steve Buscemi was adorable in Parting Glances thirty years ago. I wouldn't say he is attractive now, but his face is a standout, fascinating to look at.

r5, I think John Turturro is cute, especially in the photo you posted.

Too easy!

Have to agree with R7, though I still find Buscemi attractive.

Why would someone start a thread asking us to define someone as "ugly"...???

Ahem

But Paul Giamatti rocks. Don't hate.

R7, I love Parting Glances! I kept an old VHS tape, on which I recorded it, because I never thought there would be other ways of acquiring it later. *wink wink

John C. Reilly

15 responses and nobody has yet mentioned Sarah Jessica Parker? She was the ugliest Annie on Broadway and age has done her no favors. The only reason Sex & the City was successful was because ugly women condoled themselves in the fact that if ugly SJP could get laid in NYC, so could they.

And obviously the show hit big in Britain where it's normal for good looking men to date/shag the most hideous women on the planet.

r14, please report back to Stormfront.

You are missed there. You won't be here.

Buscemi and Turturro are so ugly I can't look at them.

I'm no oil painting either but I don't force other people to look at me.

I had to stop watching Quiz Show because Turturro next to Fiennes was too much for God to ask of any human being.

You wanted Fiennes to win even if out of deceit because Turturro in front of a camera was like watching newsreels of the Armenian genocide.

R16 Yes we cannot forget horse-faced SJP.

[quote] And apparently he's a nasty piece of work too.

How is that apparent? I don't remember any gossip, but he's certainly known for playing nasty villains. I hope you're not just basing it on that.

Giamatti's costar on his show Billions, is the also fug Damian Lewis. I like the show though.

R20 is playing stupid, considering the other posts here.

Or not "playing" stupid.

His more overt sexual quirks also are on the nasty side of "typical for actors" territory. Ask anyone keeping their daughters far away from him at parties at their houses.

Anti-semite troll expressing her usual lack of coherence at R14. You couldn't resist being cunty, could you dear?

Steve Buscemi isn't very good looking but he's sexy.

Friends whose kids go to the same school as PG's kid(s) say he is absolutely loathed by teachers, administrators and families at the school.

How stupid would someone have to be not be fascinated with Paul Giamatti's private life? How unbelievably absurd!

R24...I agree. There's just something about him.

He hasn't aged well, but he was pretty good looking in his youth. Not super hot or anything, but strangely attractive.

Sara Jessica Parker, oh wait a minute, she's not a movie star, she just wants to be one, but she's too ugly. Oh well, I'll vote for Rachel Roberts.

I bet when Paul guest starred on Downton Abbey, he farted on Shirley MacLaine and regressed her into one of her previous lives.

Adorable photo R27

No one even comes close to Willem Dafoe. He is so grotesque he deserves his own category.

I've seen SJP lots of times in person (I live in her neighborhood) and she is nowhere near ugly. She's actually really pretty and has a fantastic figure.

r32 Yeah, right.

[quote]Bradley Cooper, known for roles in everything from romantic comedies to action films, reportedly makes women ‘nauseous’ when they see him, according to a recent poll in SUPERSTAR Magazine

Thanks for the laugh R31

I'm surprised it took so long for Parker to get her witchy chin wart removed, but I'm glad she did.

R31 It has to be a joke. Chris Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper are ugly? In a list with Dafoe? Outrageous.

Seeing Channing Tatum's picture above, not that I think he is ugly, reminds me of someone I do think is an ugly actor, Kellan Lutz. To me, his eyes are too close together, which gives him a rather Mongoloid look. That super-dark hair isn't doing him any favours, either.

Adrian Brody ugly both outside and apparently inside as well.

This list I agree with. Adam Levine especially is hideous. I hate his personality and terrible voice.

r39 Yeah and the bitch had the nerve to tell some fan who was asking for an autograph that he didn't sign autographs for girls that weren't attractive. Said the pot to the kettle.

R31, i find Willem Dafoe incredibly sexy and not ugly.

f39 He supposedly told a young female fan who ask for an autograph, I don't sign autographs for ugly chicks. So said the pot to the kettle.

R41 These pictures of ugliest man alive Willem Dafoe will give you nightmares.

Pff R43... In some photos he is deliberately ugly. Everyone who is making funny faces can seem ugly. I'm talking about Willem Dafoe, in general. Usually photos cannot capture his attractiveness, but if you see him performing for a movie, you will definitely know what i mean.

So I guess you guys don't think Nicholas Cage is a movie star anymore.

William H. Macy

[quote]i find Willem Dafoe incredibly sexy and not ugly.

Me too, R41.

R46 How can I forget how grotesque Macy is! He is even uglier than Willem Dafoe if that is possible. I don't care how good of an actor he is but when you vomit a little every time you think of someone like Macy.....that is pretty bad.

Clint Howard, Ron Howard's brother.

Luis Guzman. Adam Driver. Gabby Hoffman. That kid who plays Joffrey on Game of Thrones truly looks like the product of incest.

I disagree about Joffrey (Jack Gleeson)... he's pretty appealing IRL. Smart too.

r51 The topic is "Movie Stars" not "Nobodys." Oh my God, I forgot that we don't have movie stars anymore. Carry on.

Tom Hardy. I hate his acting, too. Adam Levine. Most definitely. Boring voice. Uninspired music. Nasty personality. If he wasn't in show business no woman would give him a second look. You could probably do pull-ups on his nose hair. Adrian Brody. Ethan Hawke. DiCaprio. He's aging badly. He was so cute and charismatic as Jack Dawson but in the past five years he has started to look like an unwashed pumpkin. Also his human hemorrhoid/butt buddy whose name escapes me. The one who was so good as Frankie in The Lady in White. Jonah Hill. Daniel Radcliffe. Although, he's one of the nicest, most down to earth, people in show business. James Corden. Porky Pig come to life. The talk show doesn't work for me but he's most entertaining if you catch him on Broadway or the London stage. Damien Lewis. I have to admit that I loved him in Homeland and Wolf Hall. I don't mind watching Giamati, Ron Perlman, Buscemi, Dafoe, Macy or Turturro because they are all great character actors who never disappoint. Quiz Show is one of my favorite movies and Turturro was letter perfect as the nebbish who got the answers.

R52 So true. In your opinion, using these three criteria 1 box office success 2 popularity with the public and 3 critical acclaim. Who are the movie stars of today. I am not a member so i cannot start a new thread.

I think Tom Hardy is very attractive with a ton of charisma, but his lips are fucking distracting... and not in a good way.

I think Steve Buscemi is so ugly he's almost circled back around to handsome. I'd fuck him. I vote Seth Rogan for ugliest star. He looks as if he's surrounded by a haze of pot smoke,bacon grease and beer farts.

all the guys listed here up to now are pretty boys!

Speaking of beer farts R57...

such a beaut!

R56 That is fucking funny what you said about Seth Rogen. His 15 minutes were up a long time ago. Nobody wants to see his stupid, inane, single subject, pot smoking crap. Ever heard his horrible laugh? It will make you wanna do illegal violent stuff.....

I need to facepalm after reading R53's reply. Tom Hardy ugly? Yeah right...

Eddie Redmayne. It's like his face is put together with spare parts.

Close on his heels in the TV star category (if being on a USA show counts as being a TV "star"??) would be Rick Hoffman of "Suits." Great actor, best thing in the show by far, but one can't help but think it must be hard for him on a show where the other, 5, principals are very good-looking. Plus he's a cunt on Twitter. You would THINK such uggers would at least have pleasant personalities; guess not.

Always wondered if he were "family"; anyone know (or care? probably not...)

I'm surprised you can take your hand off your dick long enough, r61. I, myself, cover my eyes with my hand anytime that fugly over acting ham comes on my t.v.

When Steve was young, I thought he was kind of cute.

I don't know much about Giamatti but ugly doesn't usually make you sweet. He is more homely than ugly.

Danny Trejo

Yaphet Kotto

Eddie Redmayne

I'll never forget the day I noticed the distinct resemblance between Benedict Cumberbatch and Rocky Dennis.

Eddie Redmayne is hit-and-miss---he can be either really attractive or really unattractive, depending on the photo.

Judd Apatow and any of the actors connected to him. He is the King of the Uglies.

[quote]Judd Apatow and any of the actors connected to him. He is the King of the Uglies.

I agree with this. Jason Segel is a fug.

[quote]Always wondered if he were "family"; anyone know (or care? probably not...)

I don't know about Rick Hoffman in real life, but on the show they write him as the queeniest queen that ever queened. I think one day he stamped his foot and said, "Don't write me as gay" because they had a couple of episodes with him sleeping with a woman. But his character loves to go to the opera, travels all over the world for mud facials, drinks prissy cocktails and stamps his foot everytime he doesn't get his way.

The worst thing about him is his gopher teeth. And he's like Mandy Patinkin in that at one point he was sexy, but the fatter and balder he gets, the ugly genes starting kicking in.

Macaulay Culkin is well on his way to ugliest, especially considering what a cute kid he was.

If Amy Schumer keeps doing movies then she could have the title of ugliest female movie star.

Matthew Perry....chins for days

R75 Wanna-be movie star doesn't count R76 nor does washed-up drug addict! I always hated Ms. Chandler, who looked like a drugged-out Gollum for most of Friends.

Character actors aren't pretty; that's why they're character actors.

"Giamatti is famous for his love of leaving piss dribble in his shorts and trousers, to the extent of him stinking like urine most of the time. Some people in the business think he has a continence problem, but others assume he's a piss freak with a passive-aggressive streak about it. And he doesn't care about the "pee spots" when he leaves the restroom. Or, rather, he cares a lot. "

Boy, you're really interested in Paul Gaimatti's piss. And why should anybody believe your tales about him, anyway?

Patricia Mara is ugly as sin. Her face is lopsided and she reminds me of Wednesday Adams.

Agree, R80. Her sister is Plain Jane, too, but softer and not so harsh-looking. Nepotism at its best.

Channing Tatum is going to look like ass in 6-10 years. He's a DNA strand from a monkey.

More stories about Paul Giamatti please. damn, he is ugly.

Jonah Hill, Woody Allen, Sean Penn, Bentobox Cumbucket, Michael Cera, Shia LaBouef

While doing an image search of Redmayne I realized he's got a strong case of gay face in certain pictures. It wouldn't be surprising if he came out of the closet in a decade or two... or three.

Here he is looking pretty sexy IMO:

[quote]Here he is looking pretty sexy IMO:

Sexy? He looks like he rides the special bus. One problem is that he has weird lips. Second problem is that he has a weird nose, the bottom third of his nose is bulbous. Right now people think he's sexy because he's young and boyish. But as he ages, he's going to really fugly up.

Ugly people are often the most petty, defensive, and selfish of people. They're the ones most likely to use you then drop you like a brick when something better comes along.

"[R2], Steve Buscemi was adorable in Parting Glances thirty years ago. I wouldn't say he is attractive now, but his face is a standout, fascinating to look at.

[R5], I think John Turturro is cute, especially in the photo you posted."

I cannot BELIEVE how low men set the bar for men. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? These guys are UGGOS.

As the old lady nurse said on Call The Midwife: Marry an ugly man, he'll appreciate the attention.

Welcome, R79. It's obvious you've recently discovered DL.

I think Eddie Redmayne is okay looking. Probably better looking in person, too. I can imagine he smells very nice and is well groomed and dressed. Not too bad at all.

Adam Driver owns this whole fucking thread. Even he thinks he's ugly.

Adam Driver is pretty ugly, but, for me anyway, it's not off-putting. Nice eyes, nice hair, nice body. I'd do him if ever given the chance (not likely since he's not gay). He had BDF also.

Someone who is ugly and off putting to me is cumberbatch. He's got those freaky reptile eyes that really creep me out. I wouldn't want to wake up and see those things looking at me.

Thanks to his famous Dad, Paul went to Yale and was a classmate of Anderson' Paul resides in Brooklyn.

Leonardo DeCaprio still looks like a 16-year old lesbian. He's a whiney, mannered, lousy actor. His emotions run the gamut from A to B.

Oscar nominee Jonah Hill

Sarah Jessica Parker

Brad Pitt is hideous.

Wannabe movie star John Krasinksi is a male butterface. He could benefit from ear pinning and a rhinoplasty.

Ron Perlman - most of his roles have been creatures: Beauty and the Beast, Hellboy, he played a hunchback in one of his early movies, and he played a Neanderthal caveman from Quest for Fire. His face is a thick lump of flesh.

Runner up is Michael Shannon; his face is just too much face with a pinch of crazy eyes.

Aw, I've always liked Ron Perlman and his Cro-Magnon looks. He was kinda sexy in Sons. I agree about Shannon- he's definitely not quite right looking.

Shannon could qualify as ugly-hot. He does look/seem a bit "off" but I like to imagine that sex with him would be intense; the crazier he acts (in movies, anyway), the more it turns me on.

R96, Jonah Hill is destined to play Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in a remake of Dune.

Toni Collette

I'll take Ron Perlman and Michael Shannon, if none of you queens want them! Ron Perlman has always set my loins a-blazin'!

Eddie Redmayne is the poor man's Jamie Bell, looks-wise.

Perlman is very hideos. Shannon is a bit creepy but not fugly.

Danny Devito once owned this title.

Eddy Redmayne looks okay to me.

I'm with r10. Calling someone 'ugly' is such a terrible way to define anyone. So many of the 'beautiful people' are really shitty people - 'ugly' on the inside. Yes, some people are more traditionally good looking than others, and some are extraordinarily beautiful, but discounting someone because they're average or homely looking is so distasteful to me. I'd never be able to be a friend to someone who describes others as ugly.

R110, this is not Tumblr

Could someone start a thread on the meanest celebrities?

John C. Reilly confuses me. I mean he's definitely ugly, but he has some weird charisma that makes me find him oddly sexy. Willem Dafoe and Ron Perlman too.

I rarely perceive anyone as truly ugly. I usually just think of them as awkward or the result of a rarely irrigated gene pool. Then I watched Amazing Grace and saw Benedict Cumberbatch. The juxtaposition of him beside smokin' hot Ioan Gruffudd was too much for even me to take.

I actually like Benedict in most things I see him in and I feel sorry that he has read comments about his looks, which he can't help, but I'll be damned if he doesn't look like the extra Down Syndrome chromosome and alien DNA combined unfavorably.

His voice though... Jesus Christ!

Willem Dafoe is hot to me.

Peter Frechette (ok, he's not a star, but whatever)

Jon Favreau plus he's gained about 100 pounds...

JEREMY RENNER

R119 someone called him "1920's catchers mitt ugly" on another site. Best description of him so far.

I refer to him as "melting bologna face", but he used to be ugly-hot before the baby mama ridiculousness.

R52, definitions are out of whack in a thread proclaiming Paul Giamatti a "movie star".

r120 that is very apt. I like that description.

Are they giving out a equivalent award for TV stars?

When Michael Shannon was a stage actor working in Chicago in the '90s, he was a regular at a cafe I worked at in the Gold Coast. He chain smoked rolled cigarettes and wrote furiously in a notebook. I thought he was a crazy person, but my co-worker had the hots for him and dubbed him "Frankensexy". Imagine my surprise when Frankensexy wound up with an Academy Award Nomination about ten years later.

[quote]Frankensexy

Nice... yeah he's more "creepy-hot" than "ugly-hot". He's also tall at just barely under 6' 4"

Billy Bob Thornton: gaunt, bad hairpiece, bad facial surgery, looking like a human rodent. When I was looking for a picture of him to post here, I saw that there are older pics where his hair is gray. So Mr. Vain is dyeing his hair(wig) and eyebrows and maybe that nasty goatee.

After my GG win last night for TV, this is my mission!

Any Jew actor. When they turn 40 they all look like rabbis.

R127 he looks embalmed. Whatever cosmetic surgery he's doing, I hope he stops now.

Billy Bob Thornton was pretty sexy in season 1 of Fargo, but at certain times his over-groomed/waxed eyebrows, and eyeshadow were distracting.

Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell.

How did we forget hideous douchebro Miles Teller?

Barbra Streisand. Her soul is as black as night.

Miles Teller is a fucking potato face if there ever was one. Inside and out, he's hideous. But I'm not sure he's uglier than Ansel Elgort, whose face looks like it's imploding on itself and has a similar personality as Miles'.

But I don't think Ansel E is homophobic, is he?

Why has r77 linked us to a clip from a porn movie from Randy Blue?

Ugliest man in film today: Adam Driver

Ugliest woman in film today: Sarah Pessica Parker

Ugliest man in film ever: Rondo Hatton

Ugliest woman in film ever: Sandra Bernhard (narrowly beating out Whoopi Goldberg)

R136 he's done extensive heterosexual disclaimers setting gay rumors about himself "straight" but otherwise no he just appears to be a complete idiot.

But jewish actors until they're 40 are hot hot hot.

After which they turn into Mandy P. and you are thinking ugh gross what did I ever see in him.

OP has no business calling Paul Giamatti "ugliest" with actors like Eddie Marsan around:

Or Will Poulter:

[quote]But jewish actors until they're 40 are hot hot hot.

I think it depends on what tribe they are from. If they came from Rachel (Joseph, Benjamin) then they probably keep hold of their looks. If they came from Leah's brood, they are as ugly as sin.

Adam Driver looks like he is retarded

If there was a thread on ugly TV actors/actresses I would put Mindy Kaling at the top of the list. As for ugly TV actors, there is that hideous Keegan Allen on Pretty Little Liars, Kevin McHale from Glee, and brit Russell Tovey.

I agree Eddie Marsen's not attractive but that's the whole point of him. He is a fantastic actor.

Worked on crew of Billions. Giamatti is actually an extremely nice guy.

Paul Dano. Just look at him set against actually attractive people.

Sandra Bernhard gets my vote. So ugly, she hurts my feelings!

I've seen Jesse Plemons in Fargo and Black Mass. He was pretty heinous in both - oversized head, lumpy face and body.

Why does everyone say he is a good actor? He has to nasalize his voice to sound "in character" (i.e. not affected and obviously put-on). Another bad actor is Hugh Laurie. These guys cannot inhabit a character. They can only make it grotesque. Esp Laurie.

[quote] Jack Gleeson

Looks EXACTLY like my dead Irish grandmother. It's uncanny

[quote] I cannot BELIEVE how low men set the bar for men. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? These guys are UGGOS

It's got to do with fame. The ugliest man in the world will appeal to a good number of people if he is famous. If he hauled your garbage away for a carting firm, he wouldn't get a second glance.

But famous ugly women don't get the same attitude. See the SJP threads over the years.

Jesse Plemons will never be handsome but I hope he is able to shed all of that excess weight.

[quote]But famous ugly women don't get the same attitude. See the SJP threads over the years.

That is because the media put forth SJP as a figure of beauty. They tell us Jonah Hill is funny, not handsome. But for some reason, they expect us to believe that SJP is pretty and sexy just because they say she is.

Paul Rust from the Netflix show "Love"...in which he has attractive women constantly throwing themselves at him. Yeah, right.

OP We don't have movie stars anymore. For the ugliest film actor today, I vote for most of them.

[quote]Paul Rust from the Netflix show "Love"...in which he has attractive women constantly throwing themselves at him. Yeah, right. You think that's bad, try watching that new show Billions. We're supposed to believe a babe like Maggie Siff would be married to a troll like Paul Giamatti.

One for the brits. Mostly TV, but occasional movie.

Don;t forget about me!!!

Jonathan Banks, but by all accounts, a nice guy, so maybe we should give him a pass.

Luis Guzman -- good actor but hard to look at

I thought young Jonathan Banks was kinda cute, r161.

[quote]One for the brits. Mostly TV, but occasional movie.

But he's the cute one on Peep Show! I'd fuck him...David Mitchell, on the other hand...

Daniel Craig looks like he had a fire on his face and someone tried to put it out with a track shoe.....with CLEATS even!

Timothy Spall, the British actor who played the artist, Mr. Turner. Ugh.

Just looking at Keegan Allen gets me hard.

R15, I find him exceedingly sexy.

Martin Clunes (Doc Martin) - mostly a TV star in the UK but has done movies too, including Shakespeare in Love.

Bump

Ron Perlman is sexy, he's a big guy too. He should have gotten an Oscar for his performance as Salvatore in Name of the Rose.

That Brit Cumberbach is hideous and very creepy.

Saw Ron Perlman in person. We’d both just come off the same Jet Blue flight and he was carrying his tiny, adorable dog around the gate area. He looks like a gargoyle but he’s incredibly sexy and charismatic.