I get a massage about weekly on average. I have noticed that while there are many very attractive female masseuses, I have found very few attractive male masseuses. I would think there would be a lot of strong, muscled buff young men in the professional, but all the men seem to be skinny unattractive men. You would think personal trainer and fitness model types would be heavily drawn to this as a way to supplement their incomes. No, I am not willing to go to a masseuse that dabbles in escorting or other sketchy commercial activity. I am only talking about legitimate masseuses.
Why are there so few attractive male masseurs?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/15/2019|
[quote]I have found very few attractive male masseuses.
Not my experience.
Go to a top notch gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/31/2015|
You haven't seen attractive male masseuses, because a masseuse is a woman. You must have had massages from cross-dressers.And don't make enemies with the trans community.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/31/2015|
In DC, male masseurs tend to be skinny Asian guys. There is one hot somewhat muscular young Asian dude that I know of that is a masseur in the entire city. The rest are not attractive at all. Where are the buff ones?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/31/2015|
"Male masseur" is redundant. As noted above, all masseurs are male; all masseuses are female. It's safer to just use the gender-neutral "massage therapist."
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/31/2015|
Go to an Equinox spa, if you have a location nearby (although not sure if all locations have a spa outside of CA).
You'll find at least one to your liking, and they're actually good at their job. So while they actually look good, you'll feel better.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/31/2015|
Who you callin' ugly, bitch?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/31/2015|
I've been lamenting this fact for years, OP. It's all skinny ugly guys with "GQ" muscles. So disappointing.
And why should we have to go to a top notch gym, r1? Why can't attractive masseurs come to our homes like the skinny ugly ones do? Oh don't even bother, I already know the answer...because they don't have to.
On an unrelated note...why can't I see the text of the original post while I'm typing a response? Is that part of the new and "improved" DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/31/2015|
You guys complaining should hear what the masseurs say about their 'ugly' clients. . .
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/31/2015|
Not my experience at all. My current masseur is super hot albeit super straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/01/2016|
Super Straight is the saddest phrase in history. :(
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/01/2016|
If you're after one to fuck you then you can pay for a hottie. If you want someone To give you an actual massage, who the fuck cares what they look like.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/01/2016|
[quote]On an unrelated note...why can't I see the text of the original post while I'm typing a response? Is that part of the new and "improved" DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/01/2016|
OP, Up your game and spend more for a better massage therapist and you will get the better looking and more knowledgeable ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/01/2016|
Don't you have to be a member of Equinox to get a massage there? Not realistic.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/01/2016|
I like Asian dudes, but only the jockish muscular ones. Asian masseurs are always the opposite of what I like.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/01/2016|
I actually found a hot muscular athletic Asian masseur. The thing is he is so macho and masculine, and then he starts massaging me, he becomes so gentle and focused on my needs. I love the contrast. He has this thuggish jock vibe at first, but when he massages me, he is so gentle and sweet.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/01/2016|
That's why I go to the illegitimate ones. You might some good looking legitimate male masseurs in your top city spas.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/01/2016|
Any hot ones in DC?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/01/2016|
I hate that threads like this one, which truly interest me, get < 20 responses and then die, but those stupid Jon Kortawhateverthefuckhisnameis threads are on like part 43 gazillion.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/01/2016|
And I knew even that bump would do nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/01/2016|
You are all pathetic, lonely things. Gawd.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/01/2016|
Not everybody can afford anti-depressants like you, R 21.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/02/2016|
masssurfinder.com search ur area. they have a legit option
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/02/2016|
good link r23
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/02/2016|
I would settle for a masseur like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/02/2016|
Maybe he was like that in the 90s, and now he's just had some wear and tear, that's all.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/02/2016|
OP = John Travolta.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/02/2016|
I get the feeling that Travolta doesn't have great taste in masseurs.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/03/2016|
Any hot ones in Durham or Raleigh?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/08/2016|
I've never been to one that had on-deck seating (NSFW). Maybe it's an English thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/08/2016|
Are you in L.A., R16?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/08/2016|
Lots of escorts are licensed, massage therapists as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/08/2016|
Who is the guy at R6? Can't find him searching the image url.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/08/2016|
DC masseurs are overwhelmingly Asian and middle age. I love Asian men, but the type of dudes that are masseurs around here tend not to be my type. There aren't many muscular fit dudes in the business. It's not a "hot fitness bro" career.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/29/2017|
r15, Ken Ott is offering "sensual massage" ....I think he's in the Phoenix area.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/29/2017|
Why should it matter what the masseur looks like? After all, you're only interested in a massage.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/29/2017|
For Mary OP
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/29/2017|
I care more if he smokes. Smokers make the whole room stink and to have one close to you is gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/29/2017|
I wish all the bulging flexing male fitness models would become masseurs
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/29/2017|
R36, straight men often go to good looking chicks for legit G-rated massages and bodywork. It's about having eye candy while getting rubbed on
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/29/2017|
I used to go to a very hot muscular Brazilian guy in DC (Georgetown) and he was amazing - I don't know if he's still there or not, this was 8 years ago. I think his name was Marco I think. He worked out of commercial townhouse on Wisconsin Ave. I used to go once a week or every other week and we never messed around until about 6 months when I rolled over he absolutely inhaled my cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/29/2017|
Uh not talking about prostitutes or sketchy workers. Real legit masseurs dude
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/29/2017|
We once gave a ma$$age in London to a fairly attractive 40ish City businessman - he lay on his back and when his massive 9 inch + uncut sizemeat revealed itself we immediately performed 'oral love' and swallowed every drop.
Got paid very well for having fun!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/29/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/29/2017|
You found one into scat Erna? good for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/29/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/29/2017|
R14, Their spa is open to the public.
You should have gym access that day as well if you're not a member, as long as you have a spa appointment.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||05/31/2017|
How about Massage Envy?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/31/2017|
Still no hot mainstream ones in DC?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/31/2018|
" It's safer to just use the gender-neutral "massage therapist."
You aren't paying attention. OP wants a "legitimate" massage from a hot boy who won't touch him there. Or something like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||05/31/2018|
Gender neutral massage therapist?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/31/2018|
I wish more fitness bros would go into massage therapy. Skinny older Asian men seem to be the only men doing it mainstream
|by Anonymous||reply 52||05/31/2018|
I like the idea of having a hot, buff masseur, but thats mostly due to fantasy and stuff I see in porn. I’m paying for a good deep-tissue massage, not the boyfriend experience. No legitimate masseur wants to be sexualized by his client — he’s not there to role play with you, he’s there to address muscle/tissue issues. So, sure it would be great if the masseur was hot, but looks have no bearing on the quality of a massage. And besides, I really don’t want to up the chances of getting visibly aroused in that setting, as I find it embarrassing for myself and bordering on harassment against the masseur (involuntary though it may be).
|by Anonymous||reply 53||05/31/2018|
New York has hot Asian masseurs.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||05/31/2018|
Adri Dal-Ri is a hot one!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/21/2018|
Never ever had a massage...is it creepy or wonderful?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/21/2018|
Find yourself a female masseur.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/21/2018|
And sometimes the MT is so good at his job that he [italic]becomes[/italic] hotter the more you see him. I started seeing mine for deep tissue work, no funny business. Now I go because it's fun to have your crush run his hands all over your naked body AND get a great massage.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/21/2018|
Masseuses should look like this client
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/02/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/02/2019|
I hope the glut of male fitness models will produce a new crop of hot buff massage therapists
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/02/2019|
r59 Really? He doesn't look female.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/02/2019|
A really hot muscular latin dude on Grindr texted me offering a massage. He looks like the muscle guy above. I told him only if he is nude and touching allowed. He asked for my pics and said yes and quoted a price that is way less than an escort. Will be my first time paying, but am seriously considering.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/02/2019|
I never had a non-sexual massage. I think muscle memory would make it a very embarrassing experience for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/03/2019|
Wow, I have never had a sexual massage
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/03/2019|
I've never had a (professional) massage of any kind. And I'm 66 and well off.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/03/2019|
Oh, Rose, don't be so stuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/03/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/03/2019|
I need to find masseurs who look like this
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/15/2019|