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Why are there so few attractive male masseurs?

I get a massage about weekly on average. I have noticed that while there are many very attractive female masseuses, I have found very few attractive male masseuses. I would think there would be a lot of strong, muscled buff young men in the professional, but all the men seem to be skinny unattractive men. You would think personal trainer and fitness model types would be heavily drawn to this as a way to supplement their incomes. No, I am not willing to go to a masseuse that dabbles in escorting or other sketchy commercial activity. I am only talking about legitimate masseuses.

by Anonymousreply 6904/15/2019

[quote]I have found very few attractive male masseuses.

Not my experience.

Go to a top notch gym.

by Anonymousreply 112/31/2015

You haven't seen attractive male masseuses, because a masseuse is a woman. You must have had massages from cross-dressers.And don't make enemies with the trans community.

by Anonymousreply 212/31/2015

In DC, male masseurs tend to be skinny Asian guys. There is one hot somewhat muscular young Asian dude that I know of that is a masseur in the entire city. The rest are not attractive at all. Where are the buff ones?

by Anonymousreply 312/31/2015

"Male masseur" is redundant. As noted above, all masseurs are male; all masseuses are female. It's safer to just use the gender-neutral "massage therapist."

by Anonymousreply 412/31/2015

Go to an Equinox spa, if you have a location nearby (although not sure if all locations have a spa outside of CA).

You'll find at least one to your liking, and they're actually good at their job. So while they actually look good, you'll feel better.

by Anonymousreply 512/31/2015

Who you callin' ugly, bitch?

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by Anonymousreply 612/31/2015

I've been lamenting this fact for years, OP. It's all skinny ugly guys with "GQ" muscles. So disappointing.

And why should we have to go to a top notch gym, r1? Why can't attractive masseurs come to our homes like the skinny ugly ones do? Oh don't even bother, I already know the answer...because they don't have to.

On an unrelated note...why can't I see the text of the original post while I'm typing a response? Is that part of the new and "improved" DL?

by Anonymousreply 712/31/2015

You guys complaining should hear what the masseurs say about their 'ugly' clients. . .

by Anonymousreply 812/31/2015

Not my experience at all. My current masseur is super hot albeit super straight.

by Anonymousreply 901/01/2016

Super Straight is the saddest phrase in history. :(

by Anonymousreply 1001/01/2016

If you're after one to fuck you then you can pay for a hottie. If you want someone To give you an actual massage, who the fuck cares what they look like.

by Anonymousreply 1101/01/2016

[quote]On an unrelated note...why can't I see the text of the original post while I'm typing a response? Is that part of the new and "improved" DL?


by Anonymousreply 1201/01/2016

OP, Up your game and spend more for a better massage therapist and you will get the better looking and more knowledgeable ones.

by Anonymousreply 1301/01/2016

Don't you have to be a member of Equinox to get a massage there? Not realistic.

by Anonymousreply 1401/01/2016

I like Asian dudes, but only the jockish muscular ones. Asian masseurs are always the opposite of what I like.

by Anonymousreply 1501/01/2016

I actually found a hot muscular athletic Asian masseur. The thing is he is so macho and masculine, and then he starts massaging me, he becomes so gentle and focused on my needs. I love the contrast. He has this thuggish jock vibe at first, but when he massages me, he is so gentle and sweet.

by Anonymousreply 1601/01/2016

That's why I go to the illegitimate ones. You might some good looking legitimate male masseurs in your top city spas.

by Anonymousreply 1701/01/2016

Any hot ones in DC?

by Anonymousreply 1801/01/2016

I hate that threads like this one, which truly interest me, get < 20 responses and then die, but those stupid Jon Kortawhateverthefuckhisnameis threads are on like part 43 gazillion.

by Anonymousreply 1901/01/2016

And I knew even that bump would do nothing.

by Anonymousreply 2001/01/2016

You are all pathetic, lonely things. Gawd.

by Anonymousreply 2101/01/2016

Not everybody can afford anti-depressants like you, R 21.

by Anonymousreply 2201/02/2016 search ur area. they have a legit option

by Anonymousreply 2301/02/2016

good link r23

by Anonymousreply 2401/02/2016

I would settle for a masseur like this.

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by Anonymousreply 2501/02/2016

Maybe he was like that in the 90s, and now he's just had some wear and tear, that's all.

by Anonymousreply 2601/02/2016

OP = John Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 2701/02/2016

I get the feeling that Travolta doesn't have great taste in masseurs.

by Anonymousreply 2801/03/2016

Any hot ones in Durham or Raleigh?

by Anonymousreply 2901/08/2016

I've never been to one that had on-deck seating (NSFW). Maybe it's an English thing.

by Anonymousreply 3001/08/2016

Are you in L.A., R16?

by Anonymousreply 3101/08/2016

Lots of escorts are licensed, massage therapists as well.

by Anonymousreply 3201/08/2016

Who is the guy at R6? Can't find him searching the image url.

by Anonymousreply 3301/08/2016

DC masseurs are overwhelmingly Asian and middle age. I love Asian men, but the type of dudes that are masseurs around here tend not to be my type. There aren't many muscular fit dudes in the business. It's not a "hot fitness bro" career.

by Anonymousreply 3405/29/2017

r15, Ken Ott is offering "sensual massage" ....I think he's in the Phoenix area.

by Anonymousreply 3505/29/2017

Why should it matter what the masseur looks like? After all, you're only interested in a massage.

by Anonymousreply 3605/29/2017

For Mary OP

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by Anonymousreply 3705/29/2017

I care more if he smokes. Smokers make the whole room stink and to have one close to you is gross.

by Anonymousreply 3805/29/2017

I wish all the bulging flexing male fitness models would become masseurs

by Anonymousreply 3905/29/2017

R36, straight men often go to good looking chicks for legit G-rated massages and bodywork. It's about having eye candy while getting rubbed on

by Anonymousreply 4005/29/2017

I used to go to a very hot muscular Brazilian guy in DC (Georgetown) and he was amazing - I don't know if he's still there or not, this was 8 years ago. I think his name was Marco I think. He worked out of commercial townhouse on Wisconsin Ave. I used to go once a week or every other week and we never messed around until about 6 months when I rolled over he absolutely inhaled my cock.

by Anonymousreply 4105/29/2017

Uh not talking about prostitutes or sketchy workers. Real legit masseurs dude

by Anonymousreply 4205/29/2017

We once gave a ma$$age in London to a fairly attractive 40ish City businessman - he lay on his back and when his massive 9 inch + uncut sizemeat revealed itself we immediately performed 'oral love' and swallowed every drop.

Got paid very well for having fun!

by Anonymousreply 4305/29/2017

Uh no

by Anonymousreply 4405/29/2017

You found one into scat Erna? good for you.

by Anonymousreply 4505/29/2017


by Anonymousreply 4605/29/2017

R14, Their spa is open to the public.

You should have gym access that day as well if you're not a member, as long as you have a spa appointment.

by Anonymousreply 4705/31/2017

How about Massage Envy?

by Anonymousreply 4805/31/2017

Still no hot mainstream ones in DC?

by Anonymousreply 4905/31/2018

" It's safer to just use the gender-neutral "massage therapist."

You aren't paying attention. OP wants a "legitimate" massage from a hot boy who won't touch him there. Or something like that.

by Anonymousreply 5005/31/2018

Gender neutral massage therapist?

by Anonymousreply 5105/31/2018

I wish more fitness bros would go into massage therapy. Skinny older Asian men seem to be the only men doing it mainstream

by Anonymousreply 5205/31/2018

I like the idea of having a hot, buff masseur, but thats mostly due to fantasy and stuff I see in porn. I’m paying for a good deep-tissue massage, not the boyfriend experience. No legitimate masseur wants to be sexualized by his client — he’s not there to role play with you, he’s there to address muscle/tissue issues. So, sure it would be great if the masseur was hot, but looks have no bearing on the quality of a massage. And besides, I really don’t want to up the chances of getting visibly aroused in that setting, as I find it embarrassing for myself and bordering on harassment against the masseur (involuntary though it may be).

by Anonymousreply 5305/31/2018

New York has hot Asian masseurs.

by Anonymousreply 5405/31/2018

Adri Dal-Ri is a hot one!

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by Anonymousreply 5511/21/2018

Never ever had a it creepy or wonderful?

by Anonymousreply 5611/21/2018

Find yourself a female masseur.

by Anonymousreply 5711/21/2018

And sometimes the MT is so good at his job that he [italic]becomes[/italic] hotter the more you see him. I started seeing mine for deep tissue work, no funny business. Now I go because it's fun to have your crush run his hands all over your naked body AND get a great massage.

by Anonymousreply 5811/21/2018

Masseuses should look like this client

Foot Fetish Papi on Twitter

“Maaaaannnnnn the masseuse is so fucking lucky”

by Anonymousreply 5903/02/2019

OP, huh?

by Anonymousreply 6003/02/2019

I hope the glut of male fitness models will produce a new crop of hot buff massage therapists

by Anonymousreply 6103/02/2019

r59 Really? He doesn't look female.

by Anonymousreply 6203/02/2019

A really hot muscular latin dude on Grindr texted me offering a massage. He looks like the muscle guy above. I told him only if he is nude and touching allowed. He asked for my pics and said yes and quoted a price that is way less than an escort. Will be my first time paying, but am seriously considering.

by Anonymousreply 6303/02/2019

I never had a non-sexual massage. I think muscle memory would make it a very embarrassing experience for me.

by Anonymousreply 6403/03/2019

Wow, I have never had a sexual massage

by Anonymousreply 6503/03/2019

I've never had a (professional) massage of any kind. And I'm 66 and well off.

by Anonymousreply 6603/03/2019

Oh, Rose, don't be so stuck up.

by Anonymousreply 6703/03/2019

Huh? 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 6803/03/2019

I need to find masseurs who look like this

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