Why are there so few attractive male masseurs?

[quote]I have found very few attractive male masseuses.

Not my experience.

Go to a top notch gym.

You haven't seen attractive male masseuses, because a masseuse is a woman. You must have had massages from cross-dressers.And don't make enemies with the trans community.

In DC, male masseurs tend to be skinny Asian guys. There is one hot somewhat muscular young Asian dude that I know of that is a masseur in the entire city. The rest are not attractive at all. Where are the buff ones?

"Male masseur" is redundant. As noted above, all masseurs are male; all masseuses are female. It's safer to just use the gender-neutral "massage therapist."

Go to an Equinox spa, if you have a location nearby (although not sure if all locations have a spa outside of CA).

You'll find at least one to your liking, and they're actually good at their job. So while they actually look good, you'll feel better.

Who you callin' ugly, bitch?

I've been lamenting this fact for years, OP. It's all skinny ugly guys with "GQ" muscles. So disappointing.

And why should we have to go to a top notch gym, r1? Why can't attractive masseurs come to our homes like the skinny ugly ones do? Oh don't even bother, I already know the answer...because they don't have to.

On an unrelated note...why can't I see the text of the original post while I'm typing a response? Is that part of the new and "improved" DL?

You guys complaining should hear what the masseurs say about their 'ugly' clients. . .

Not my experience at all. My current masseur is super hot albeit super straight.

Super Straight is the saddest phrase in history. :(

If you're after one to fuck you then you can pay for a hottie. If you want someone To give you an actual massage, who the fuck cares what they look like.

[quote]On an unrelated note...why can't I see the text of the original post while I'm typing a response? Is that part of the new and "improved" DL?

Yes.

OP, Up your game and spend more for a better massage therapist and you will get the better looking and more knowledgeable ones.

Don't you have to be a member of Equinox to get a massage there? Not realistic.

I like Asian dudes, but only the jockish muscular ones. Asian masseurs are always the opposite of what I like.

I actually found a hot muscular athletic Asian masseur. The thing is he is so macho and masculine, and then he starts massaging me, he becomes so gentle and focused on my needs. I love the contrast. He has this thuggish jock vibe at first, but when he massages me, he is so gentle and sweet.

That's why I go to the illegitimate ones. You might some good looking legitimate male masseurs in your top city spas.

Any hot ones in DC?

I hate that threads like this one, which truly interest me, get < 20 responses and then die, but those stupid Jon Kortawhateverthefuckhisnameis threads are on like part 43 gazillion.

And I knew even that bump would do nothing.

You are all pathetic, lonely things. Gawd.

Not everybody can afford anti-depressants like you, R 21.

masssurfinder.com search ur area. they have a legit option

good link r23

I would settle for a masseur like this.

Maybe he was like that in the 90s, and now he's just had some wear and tear, that's all.

OP = John Travolta.

I get the feeling that Travolta doesn't have great taste in masseurs.

Any hot ones in Durham or Raleigh?

I've never been to one that had on-deck seating (NSFW). Maybe it's an English thing.

Are you in L.A., R16?

Lots of escorts are licensed, massage therapists as well.

Who is the guy at R6? Can't find him searching the image url.

DC masseurs are overwhelmingly Asian and middle age. I love Asian men, but the type of dudes that are masseurs around here tend not to be my type. There aren't many muscular fit dudes in the business. It's not a "hot fitness bro" career.

r15, Ken Ott is offering "sensual massage" ....I think he's in the Phoenix area.

Why should it matter what the masseur looks like? After all, you're only interested in a massage.

For Mary OP

I care more if he smokes. Smokers make the whole room stink and to have one close to you is gross.

I wish all the bulging flexing male fitness models would become masseurs

R36, straight men often go to good looking chicks for legit G-rated massages and bodywork. It's about having eye candy while getting rubbed on

I used to go to a very hot muscular Brazilian guy in DC (Georgetown) and he was amazing - I don't know if he's still there or not, this was 8 years ago. I think his name was Marco I think. He worked out of commercial townhouse on Wisconsin Ave. I used to go once a week or every other week and we never messed around until about 6 months when I rolled over he absolutely inhaled my cock.

Uh not talking about prostitutes or sketchy workers. Real legit masseurs dude

We once gave a ma$$age in London to a fairly attractive 40ish City businessman - he lay on his back and when his massive 9 inch + uncut sizemeat revealed itself we immediately performed 'oral love' and swallowed every drop.

Got paid very well for having fun!

Uh no

You found one into scat Erna? good for you.

Smdh

R14, Their spa is open to the public.

You should have gym access that day as well if you're not a member, as long as you have a spa appointment.

How about Massage Envy?

Still no hot mainstream ones in DC?

" It's safer to just use the gender-neutral "massage therapist."

You aren't paying attention. OP wants a "legitimate" massage from a hot boy who won't touch him there. Or something like that.

Gender neutral massage therapist?

I wish more fitness bros would go into massage therapy. Skinny older Asian men seem to be the only men doing it mainstream

I like the idea of having a hot, buff masseur, but thats mostly due to fantasy and stuff I see in porn. I’m paying for a good deep-tissue massage, not the boyfriend experience. No legitimate masseur wants to be sexualized by his client — he’s not there to role play with you, he’s there to address muscle/tissue issues. So, sure it would be great if the masseur was hot, but looks have no bearing on the quality of a massage. And besides, I really don’t want to up the chances of getting visibly aroused in that setting, as I find it embarrassing for myself and bordering on harassment against the masseur (involuntary though it may be).

New York has hot Asian masseurs.

Adri Dal-Ri is a hot one!

Never ever had a massage...is it creepy or wonderful?

Find yourself a female masseur.

And sometimes the MT is so good at his job that he [italic]becomes[/italic] hotter the more you see him. I started seeing mine for deep tissue work, no funny business. Now I go because it's fun to have your crush run his hands all over your naked body AND get a great massage.

Masseuses should look like this client

OP, huh?

I hope the glut of male fitness models will produce a new crop of hot buff massage therapists

r59 Really? He doesn't look female.

A really hot muscular latin dude on Grindr texted me offering a massage. He looks like the muscle guy above. I told him only if he is nude and touching allowed. He asked for my pics and said yes and quoted a price that is way less than an escort. Will be my first time paying, but am seriously considering.

I never had a non-sexual massage. I think muscle memory would make it a very embarrassing experience for me.

Wow, I have never had a sexual massage

I've never had a (professional) massage of any kind. And I'm 66 and well off.

Oh, Rose, don't be so stuck up.

Huh? 🤷‍♂️

I need to find masseurs who look like this