Is Everything Really Better With Blue Bonnet On It?

Read the proportion of the given ingredients on the packages of varying brands of margarine. Little or no differences. It's all about branding and marketing.

OP, are you Mother Nature?

I don't know, but one thing I'm sure of is

if it says Libby's Libby's Libby's on the label label label, you will like it like it like it on your table table table.

I just put some Blue Bonnet margarine on a Libby's label and I'll admit, it did taste better.

"If you thin it's butter, but it's snot, it's Chiffon"

Yes. I like blue.

[quote]but it's snot,

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

It's not better with two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

I always wanted this to happen to me

VICKI (IN ECHO CHAMBER): "Jim never asks for a second pat of butter..."

I miss those "inner thoughts" in commercials

I remember all of those margarine brands from my youth, most of which seem to have disappeared: Parkay, Nucoa, Blue Bonnet, Allsweet, Imperial, Chiffon.

I'm shocked margarine is so bad. It seems like it would be possible to create a product with the flavor of real butter but no one has.

The only thing I use Blue Bonnet for is as a base for a delicious carrot cake frosting I make. The rest of the ingredients are all quality (cream cheese, pecans, coconut, vanilla, etc.). But the base has to be Blue Bonnet margarine, no substitutes work in this case. And just about every time I make this, someone asks me for the recipe. They're like Blue Bonnet? What's that?

Imperial had crowns appearing on people's heads.

Which one had Mother Nature getting pissed off?

The phone number for Holiday Inn is burned into my brain from its jingle. Does anyone else remember?

800-325-3535

Oops, it's the Sheratin jingle. Not Holiday Inn.

For you, R15

They did hire the best actress to portray Mother Nature, with that two-pack-a-day voice and sardonic disposition.

Mother Nature is reading the classic children's story to wild animals, so the roles are reversed, LOL

It's not nice to fool....Mutha Fuka

God no, my mother would never buy it because she said it wasn't healthy. I thought she was nuts at the time, but now I'm grateful she used butter instead. Blue Bonnet is margarine hell.

When I did deep-knee bends for Franklin. his choice of lubrication was always Blue Bonnett.

[quote] I'm shocked margarine is so bad. It seems like it would be possible to create a product with the flavor of real butter but no one has.

Especially since margarine has been around since 1869.

R16, the Sheraton number still works, too.

I put Blue Bonnet on my Land O'Lakes butter. YUM

I figured most Blue Bonnet eaters were dead of hardened arteries by now.

Which brand works best in your margarine fountain?

Fuckin' assholes put me out of business

Actually the slogan is "MOST Everything (but obviously not ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING) is better with Blue Bonnet Et It."

I think toast is better with it.

Dina Deitrich?

I loves the Injun Lakes

Mother Nature shilled for Chiffon, long ago questioner.

The woman who played Mother Nature had a poodle that licked her Coochie.

r31 DENA Dietrich, and she's a DL icon because she was one of the two actresses who played Dorothy's sister Gloria on "The Golden Girls."

I used to love the Parkay package that talked. I was so let down when my mother finally caved in to my begging and bought Parkay and the package just sat there on the kitchen counter, silently.