Kyle Krieger - anyone had her?

Gotta admit, that ass is pretty damn fine. Shame about the speaking voice.

He is uber uber styled from toe to frosted tip.

His voice kills a lot of his sexual appeal.

Yes, and he's full of faux-wisdom from his sobriety, but with that ass it kinda doesn't matter.

He has used the name Brendan Patrick in porn.

More Kyle Krieger as Brendan Patrick

HIEEEEEEEEE

Uhhhh... are you blind R5 / R6?

Haha, thank you R8. I was about to post the same thing.

Supposedly a Top...

REALLY, R10?

No, Brendan Patrick is a hot Irish guy

Does Max have a porn name?

I watched a few of his videos, but I couldn't follow him. He strikes me as a bit too shallow. Jugding by what I have seen in his videos he seems to surround himself with men who meet his looks almost excusively.

Now, if I saw him inviting ordinary gay guys who don't care much about physical appearance, the hair, the skin, etc, perhaps my perception of him could change.

Nice hat. Did he steal it from Princess Kate or Camilla?

God damn.

[quote]I watched a few of his videos, but I couldn't follow him. He strikes me as a bit too shallow.

While he does surround himself with those people, he's actually a very *genuinely* sweet guy overall. Like, so sweet, that you'd wonder why he was actually being nice to you because he's hot. For the record - I always felt like I should be sexually attracted to him because he is attractive but I never was. He's just, super nice.

R17 - this is first-hand experience or are you talking about his Instagram persona?

I'm sure he also has a nice side of his. I am only judging by what he shows of himself on Youtube and the impression I get from him is that he cares way too much about aesthetics, the skin, the hair, to the point that he seems to only sorround himself (at least in his videos) with men who meet that criteria.

Perhaps, he is a (hair) stylist and that's why he seems kind of obsessed with the perfect hair ad the perfect skin, but even then, if he could come dowm from the heavens to Earth to share with less beautiful (pretentious) people it would make him look more approachable.

R18, First hand, before and after the internet even knew who he was and for that reason I'm bowing out of this thread.

He's vers top. Max Emerson on the other hand....

Max is definitely a bottom.

Yes, r21?

he was a contestant at "get out alive with bear grills" and tbh I found him genuinely nice

Is she a frustrated actress?

Kylllllll talks like that womannnnnnnnnn on Jeoparddddddddddy.

Trashy and extraordinarily in love with himself.

Aw. R20 - you don't have to bow out. Especially not if you're just here to relay positive experiences w/ KK. Honestly, from what I've seen your assessment holds. Yeah, he is, by his own admission a bit obsessive with with the exterior stuff, but he does seem like a genuinely nice dude. He also talks quite openly about the serious social anxiety he deals with - kinda nice to see someone that good looking not try to pretend he's perfect in every way possible.

So does that mean his ex is a vers top?

So did he do porn or not?

Can't you tell by matching the tattoos, R30?

Do we think his roommate, Benny, is a bottom?

He has an attractive body, but his caring so much about his hair and skin makes everything a turn-off for me.

You people are so silly, if there was a guy with average messy hair and average skin you'd probably still find something to criticize smh

And what's so wrong with his voice, half of you probably sound "girlier" than him, get over yourselves!

Frankly, I think there's something kinda hot about the juxtaposition of his, yes, more... traditionally "fem" voice and his ripped, hyper-masculine physicality.

I don't get the criticisms on aesthetics. He's selling "beauty". Have we ever had a thread on that fat cub musician who dresses like Dafydd, the only gay in the village? I don't think so. And if we did it went nowhere.

I wonder if when he does a hook up only, he does the old "I'll leave the door on the latch. Come in. Say nothing. Fuck me n go." Then again, I guess the voice would stop some guys from dating him rather than fucking him.

If he's with Emerson, he's a least not dating a clone of himself. Max is very much on the lean side, not beefy. I'd go for Max, if I had the choice. Neither look to be packin'.

Yes, but some guys are growers, R37. During the Bush administration, I briefly dated a fella with what appeared to be a tiny penis. Seriously couldn't have been more than 2.5" flaccid, but was a solid 6.5" at full attention. Anyway, Kyle seems like he'd be a nice, if not particularly intellectually demanding, date.

Much more agreeable than DaveyWavey

Has he selected a bridge to fling himself off of yet?

"Instagram sensation" is the 2015 equivalent of "Starlet"

Someone with a great body who posts pictures of himself nonstop is all t takes to be an Internet sensation???

Standards have fallen

"Much more agreeable than DaveyWavey "

Honey, an inbred Florida gator trainer with two teeth would be more agreeable than that...thing.

Davey Wavey doesn't seem to be high maintainance.

Anyone know if Kyle is still posting Snapchats in his scanties? Assume (from the SC'esque writing) that these images are from his Snapchat. Can't find anymore saved SC images, but there must be more, right? Kyle's actually a pretty talented photographer, but these more candid shots are hotter...

second part of that snapchat....

He's nude in a friend's book. Wonder if he shows what we want to see?

The Beau Book features some penises. IDK about Kyle, R47.

He sounds like all other Youtuber / Instagramer : completely superficial.

"Have any other artists or photographers have inspired you for your self portraits?"

"Rembrandt, Monet!"

OMG! What a bunch of airheads.

her?

Have you heard the voice R50...

THINK this is Kyle. Can anyone confirm?

This is so fucking stupid, but the way his friend feels up his tatas at about 2:40 is fucking hot.

I guess OP calls him "her" because he seems to have preferenecs for activities deemed feminine... hair and skin care, looks in general, etc...

he should have at least washed his feet in R52's photo

Kyle's posse of oppressively beautiful gay men now have their own thread.

Ugh. So gross.

What are ya tryin' to do? Make me SICK??

What happens when hair starts falling out?

I was unsure before but I actually think they may be together after all. This pic is very "couply".

Dude get an upper fucking lip.

All of these Insta-hos are starting to look the same. Same tattoos, same dumb hair, same poses, same insipid life advice, same looking friends.

YAWN.

He cuts my hair and does a very good job and seems very sweet, though I don't know him outside of that capacity

I'd block him on Grindr.

He's def very good looking. But he's kind of a character that's made himself up to look like a masculine str8 guy type. But sadly he's anything but that. The voice is awful to listen to. I'm sure he's not a bad person but he def comes off very shallow and totally into himself. Obviously he's having success and more power to him. He's nice to look at in my opinion but that's it. I'd take a real masculine guy with a dad body over him.

So, this kween is a motivational speaker who warns kids about the people he's killed with substance abuse?

[quote]I looked down beyond his wet, glistening torso and I noticed that he had defecated. And that's when I knew he was going to die.

LOL!

Disgusting tattoos, horrible facial hair, horrible speaking voice -- KILL IT FIRE!

His body is hot but that many tatts and the voice is a turn off for me.

I know it's been talked about to death here but why do so many gay guys end up speaking this way?

We made our generation's Michael Alig famous [html removed] after [html removed] he killed, absolved him of his crimes, and apparently praise him for it. We are officially the worst. generation. ever. I get what you eldergays have been saying now.

Former druggie and alcoholic. Damaged goods, so run for your life.

Kinda harsh, guys. He's hardly a great intellectual, but I watched one or two of the YT vids of his and he seems like a decent guy with a good head on his shoulders. Yeah, he's obviously narcissistic and needy and thirsty, but which IG ho isn't? He's obviously come out the other side a better person and conquered his addiction. And, I dunno, I think there's something oddly hot about a guy with such a hypermasculine build and more effeminate sounding voice. There's nothing terribly interesting about him, but I don't understand the vitriol he's receiving either.

He replaced his addiction to dope with his addiction to IG and Youtube attention whoring.

I don't care how much money they make — "Youtube Celebrity" should be a deeply humiliating occupation.

Yet for some reason, they smile?

He's dumb as a box of hair. And no, not a top.

So is Nico Tortorella fucking him or what?

Oh, dear. Kyle's really packing on the muscle. It's almost...too much when your forearms start getting bigger than your biceps.

I'm a little tea cup short and stout here is my handle here is my spout

His hands are pushing his forearms forward, R75.

Yeah, I get that he's posing in a way that accentuates his forearms, but that Popey look is a bit cartoonish. He's also got kinda short arms so when he packs on that much muscle it doesn't look that attractive. He was already hot with an incredible body. He's been talking about trying to bulk up to more than 200 lbs recently. I wish he wouldn't try to overcompensate for his somewhat effeminate voice. You are who you are. Just own it.

This post is causing a bit of controversy in the comments:

From the "all lives matter" crowd who don't even understand the point of the black lives matter movement. Kyle won't care about that kind of "controversy", it plays as ignorance.

I don't get it. The plucked eyebrows, the "whoosh!" douche-hipster hair...if I wanted to date pretty girls, I'd do that. The body doesn't make up for the over-groomed bearded lady face.

He'd be a lot hotter without the tats and if he kept his mouth shut.

Sleeve tattoos are gay. They don't make guys look masculine. When will gays learn?

Sleeve tattoos aren't gay or straight, they are just unfortunately a common thing guys do these days.

[quote]over-groomed bearded lady face.

LOL, this describes half of all gay men in 2016.

I thought white people weren't allowed to "appropriate" BLM tee shirts.

Kyle's tweet after Nico's coming out interview was spot on. Nico's been showing off his lady on IG in no uncertain terms. He held back from doing that with Kyle. So much for his claim that he's always marched to his own beat...

Who is the junkie he killed with drugs?

The guy lived after all.

R87 - can you show us the tweet you're talking about?

Of course he's hot and thanks to Instagram, a dime a dozen.

We finally get to see the goods.

Nice, R92. I wonder what trick leaked them online. Does every gay guy have nudes out there?

Enh....Dime a dozen. Not any more hotter or special than any other Instaho featured here every day.

Hot? Of course

Vapid? Of course

Did porn? Of course

Fucks other Instahos? Of course

Incredible.

Thanks r92. I never understand why these instagays don't just freely distribute some nudes, seems to odd line in the sand, but at least there is decent odds of them leaking.

Yes, r95, I literally gasped when I first saw it. It's nothing less than PERFECTION.

As much as Kyle hates it, you know that ass of his still desperately misses Nico's cock.

Yeah, his ass is spectacular. He's shown it off plenty of times in his 'legit' photos, too. Good genes + fierce attention to glutes and legs in the gym pays off. Can't find that fun GIF of him rubbing his cheeks all over a shower door. Perhaps someone else has it. But, here... buttage

Backstage pass

duo.

2fer1

"Look, Dad, I'm a top"

R101 is less erotic than interesting in showing how bodies of the same height can be proportioned very differently.

R6, that naked wrestling looks just like regular wrestling.

Friend had him. All I heard was KK said something along the lines of how much he loved "that feeling of cum dripping out of your ass.." Draw your own conclusions.

How long before the bareback sex tape leaks?

How tall is she?

R106: so Kyle really is a TOP. Gasp!

I'm pretty sure KK was talking about his own ass, R109.

R105 Once again, Brendan Patrick is a completely different person from Kyle Krieger.

[quote]Friend had him. All I heard was KK said something along the lines of how much he loved "that feeling of cum dripping out of your ass.." Draw your own conclusions.

I believe here Mr. Krieger is using the generic form of the pronoun [italic]your[/italic], rather than the possessive ("that feeling of cum dripping out of [italic]my[/italic] ass").

Brendan Patrick is a nasty bareback porn star, I doubt he'd be giving life advice on Youtube.

R101 Levi's video.

Oh, So he's a porn skank to?

holy shit r114! thx for posting. Levi's a hot fucker.

R116: and a former Mormon no less.

I'm sure if someone said to Kyle that his hair at the temples is thinning he would freak out. 😜

Oh, please R118. He spends half his life taking self portraits. And the other half he's in front of a mirror cutting other people's hair. He's probably well aware of his thinning hair.

It was actually a joke based on how pretentious of a man he seems to be. I haven't actually spotted any receding temples on him R119

What is it with gay men and their need to video themselves jerking off.

Funny how you think that only gay men do that.

Funny how you think it's not mostly gay/bi men that do it.

I think pretty much everyone has had it, even on datalounge.

You are delusional, tons of straight men do it as well r123. How many straight guys have had their dick pics leak?

[quote]What is it with gay men and their need to video themselves jerking off.

It's not just gay men. It's part of the oversharing culture of social media that makes everybody a social media star and his own brand. You put yourself out there and as a reward you get followers.

Can someone give context? Why are you people talking about jerking off?

Yeah, did a j/o video of Kyle leak?

No one told us why so much talk about jerking off so sudden.

Anyway, I sense he is a top or top most of the time.

He seems tiresome and not nearly pretty enough or interesting enough to be so self involved.

So is he fucking guys who play teenagers on TV now?

Found it unexpectedly while looking for another guy.

This is the one downside to living in LA: you can be good looking, educated and in shape, but queens will obsess over some low IQ nitwit like this idiot because he posts photos of his hot ass all day. Trust me, he's trash.

R134 Trust you? Why?

[quote]This is the one downside to living in LA: you can be good looking, educated and in shape, but queens will obsess over some low IQ nitwit like this idiot because he posts photos of his hot ass all day. Trust me, he's trash.

Are you telling us that gay people are shallow and vapid R143? Why...I NEVER.

Goddamn these photos and videos are hot. I don't care if KK, Max and/or Levi are vain, vapid or vacuous. I very much like to see them in speedos, nude or jerking off.

I bet he has a really wet, sweet pussy.

to R68 - Yin/Yang unbalanced

Noah looks sooooo sparkly at R132.

I guess if he showed himself surrounded by not fabulously looking gay men more oftenly he would look less pretentious...

BODEH image.

[quote]Friend had him. All I heard was KK said something along the lines of how much he loved "that feeling of cum dripping out of your ass.." Draw your own conclusions.

I want R106 to spill more tea. Were you outside the door? How long were listening? Have you asked your friend about it since?

[quote]This is the one downside to living in LA: you can be good looking, educated and in shape, but queens will obsess over some low IQ nitwit like this idiot because he posts photos of his hot ass all day. Trust me, he's trash.

Why so mad, bro? You want shallow trash, which goes for trash like Kyle Krieger, to notice you? Way to reach for the stars.

I do get what that poster means. LA is the worst when it comes to everyone being shallow, vapid, and fame-obsessed. It is the type of place where guys will be into you based on how many instagram followers someone has, because they want to increase their followers if they are seen with you.

Can be hard to escape that vibe in the gay world there, it is pretty toxic and frustrating if you are a real professional and not that type of idiot.

His tagline on IG is deeply ironic:

"Being popular on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly money."

Ask Nico Tortellini.

So much fuss about him.

I just find him pretentious.

He’s still got it