Help! I'm not going to be able to complete my New Year's resolution this year!
I set out a lofty goal for myself this year that I don't think I will be able to meet. My New Year's resolution was to touch 12 dicks this year, which works out to be about a dick a month. I've gotten 9 dicks so far and the year's almost at an end. That means I have to triple up my output in these last few weeks or else I won't meet my quota for the quarter.
I've already exhausted all my contacts, my fuck buddies, my friends with benefits, my exes, my co-workers. I don't know what else to do. 3 dicks is so few yet seems so far away and out of reach! What else can I do to meet this goal?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2020 1:41 PM
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Oh for fuck sake, go to an adult bookstore and get it done. Stop wasting space on the internet with drivel.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 17, 2015 2:56 PM
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Aren't there any circuit parties this time of year?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 17, 2015 3:19 PM
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Unless you are ugly/fat any gay guy can find some action somewhere. This thread is dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 17, 2015 5:24 PM
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Please...that's a week or less for all twelve.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 17, 2015 8:02 PM
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Oh please, I touch 4 different dicks in a week.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 17, 2015 8:06 PM
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Crowded gay sauna and you'll touch 12 in a second.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 17, 2015 8:26 PM
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[quote]Unless you are ugly/fat any gay guy can find some action somewhere. This thread is dumb.
I don't think that's true. I'm pretty good looking and I have trouble meeting guys. And no, I will not go to an adult bookstore or sex club.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 18, 2015 4:55 AM
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Oh FUCK you, C.J. Yours has been taped back Buffalo Bill-style for so long it's probably dropped off.
Call me, OP Mine's bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 18, 2015 6:15 AM
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Can't you just go to a bar with strippers and tip 3 of them?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 18, 2015 7:14 AM
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Find one of those full length tri-fold dressing mirrors, look into it, touch each pane, and you are done.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 18, 2015 8:02 AM
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If you don't mind a little jail time I have a solution for you.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 18, 2015 8:10 AM
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Go sit by a glory hole and you will tough a few. If you are monstrous make sure your cubby is DARK and also go at a very very very busy time.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 18, 2015 8:14 AM
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That’s pretty pathetic OP. I could get a different dick every day. I *choose* not to because I have standards.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 25, 2020 1:33 PM
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This might be the oddest bump yet.
I wonder if OP is dead.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2020 1:41 PM
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