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Help! I'm not going to be able to complete my New Year's resolution this year!

I set out a lofty goal for myself this year that I don't think I will be able to meet. My New Year's resolution was to touch 12 dicks this year, which works out to be about a dick a month. I've gotten 9 dicks so far and the year's almost at an end. That means I have to triple up my output in these last few weeks or else I won't meet my quota for the quarter.

I've already exhausted all my contacts, my fuck buddies, my friends with benefits, my exes, my co-workers. I don't know what else to do. 3 dicks is so few yet seems so far away and out of reach! What else can I do to meet this goal?

by Anonymousreply 19November 25, 2020 1:41 PM

Oh for fuck sake, go to an adult bookstore and get it done. Stop wasting space on the internet with drivel.

by Anonymousreply 1December 17, 2015 2:56 PM

Aren't there any circuit parties this time of year?

by Anonymousreply 2December 17, 2015 3:19 PM

Can you count your own?

by Anonymousreply 3December 17, 2015 3:34 PM

Unless you are ugly/fat any gay guy can find some action somewhere. This thread is dumb.

by Anonymousreply 4December 17, 2015 5:24 PM

Slut...

by Anonymousreply 5December 17, 2015 7:08 PM

-7/10

by Anonymousreply 6December 17, 2015 7:37 PM

Please...that's a week or less for all twelve.

by Anonymousreply 7December 17, 2015 8:02 PM

Oh please, I touch 4 different dicks in a week.

by Anonymousreply 8December 17, 2015 8:06 PM

Crowded gay sauna and you'll touch 12 in a second.

by Anonymousreply 9December 17, 2015 8:26 PM

Pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 10December 17, 2015 8:29 PM

[quote]Unless you are ugly/fat any gay guy can find some action somewhere. This thread is dumb.

I don't think that's true. I'm pretty good looking and I have trouble meeting guys. And no, I will not go to an adult bookstore or sex club.

by Anonymousreply 11December 18, 2015 4:55 AM

Call me.

by Anonymousreply 12December 18, 2015 6:07 AM

Oh FUCK you, C.J. Yours has been taped back Buffalo Bill-style for so long it's probably dropped off.

Call me, OP Mine's bigger.

by Anonymousreply 13December 18, 2015 6:15 AM

Can't you just go to a bar with strippers and tip 3 of them?

by Anonymousreply 14December 18, 2015 7:14 AM

Find one of those full length tri-fold dressing mirrors, look into it, touch each pane, and you are done.

by Anonymousreply 15December 18, 2015 8:02 AM

If you don't mind a little jail time I have a solution for you.

by Anonymousreply 16December 18, 2015 8:10 AM

Go sit by a glory hole and you will tough a few. If you are monstrous make sure your cubby is DARK and also go at a very very very busy time.

by Anonymousreply 17December 18, 2015 8:14 AM

That’s pretty pathetic OP. I could get a different dick every day. I *choose* not to because I have standards.

by Anonymousreply 18November 25, 2020 1:33 PM

This might be the oddest bump yet.

I wonder if OP is dead.

by Anonymousreply 19November 25, 2020 1:41 PM
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