At the gym, do you work out which team a guy's plays for by the brand of underwear he's wearing?

Na. My best mate (who is straight) wears Andrew Christian and Aussiebum. My ex-boyfriend used to say that you could tell who was gay at our gym if they went commando whilst wearing rugby shorts. Come to think of it, he wore rugby shorts...

I wear 2xist white briefs. There is no confusing what team I play for. Do straight guys even buy underwear? I went on a week vacation with my straight friend. Day 2 he confessed that he brought new boxer briefs for the trip and they were 2 sizes too small. He could barely sit down. We went shopping and solved that problem. Up until I was 22 and moved into my own apartment, my youngest brother would steal my sort of old underwear when his had too many holes. Just totally lazy.

What brand do hipsters wear?

Only porn stars wear Aussie Bum (outside of Australia) or Andrew Christian (anywhere).

You might want to test just how straight your friend is R1! Andrew Christian is deliberately marketed to gay men with their use of mainly pron models.

Aussie Bum and Andrew Christian actually pay porn companies to have their underwear worn by porn performers in scenes. That tells you who their primary audience is.

I wear 7-day pack Bonds and I've been smoking pole for 15 years.

Andrew Christian, Aussiebum and 2xist are embarassing gay ghetto trash. I completely lose my boner if I pull down a guy's pants and they are wearing any of that shit.

do you work out which team a guy's plays for by

do you figure out which team a guy plays for based on

Fruit of the Loom, Costco's Kirkland, Rite-Aid. I'm not fussy.

R8 - you haven't worn 2xist's standard fly front tightly whities. They're the best made ones on the market. I also have them in black. The rest of their catalog really isn't for me.

2xist also lasts longer than some other brands I've worn R11.

I can see hipsters wearing union suits R3 unironically.

Andrew Christian underwear is very flamboyant, flaming, effeminate. Aussie Bum is less flamboyant, but definitely not for mainstream American men. It has a very "gay" look to it, and the fact that the overwhelming majority of their underwear or skimpy briefs automatically makes them "gay" to most American men. 2xist is the least "gay," although still pretty gay. Again, most of their styles are skimpy briefs, and they offer very few boxer briefs. The cuts of all three of these brands are rather girly or effeminate. Even 2xist boxer briefs are rather short and skimpy, more like trunks.

R12 - totally agree. They're virtually indestructible

.;..l

I'm super gay, really gay, gay gay gay as the day is long, but I'm all about practicality and comfort in underwear. If it's clean, fits well, and affordable, I'm wearing it.

I hate those silly foo-foo brands. I'm way more interested in what's inside the undies.

You can always spot the straight guys in the locker room by their Hanes boxer briefs.

Or Jockey and Fruit of the Loom.

Or pink panties.

I used to like 2xist until I learned it's owned by Orthodox Jews who market the product to gays but hate gays themselves. In fact, when one of the original company founders came out as gay, they hounded him out of the company.

I wear 2xist!

I wear Hanes bit if I see a guy wearing a fru fru brand I get excited.

Actually, OP, my gym is one where people work out in the nude. (Old-time Orthodox - not Hasidic - Jewish steam room, sauna and work-out facility.) Yes, there are strict rules about using towels with the equipment, but anyone who dares to try to walk around or work out with underwear on, or even a towel wrapped around him, is rather briskly made fun of.

There are plenty of goyim who belong, straight and gay. Gay activity is pretty much accepted, shrugged off, so long as discretion is applied. Meaning don't do anything other people are going to turn the corner or walk into the sauna and see. Plenty of private rooms and private spaces - the place is huge and often sparsely populated. "Boys will be boys" is how the older men seem to treat it. They themselves are rather intimate, giving each other long-sponge-whippings (I dont' know what else to call it - it's like the softer version of birching to scrape and clean the skin.) and massages. It is not uncommon for the old-timers to ask if you want a rub down. It's kind of sweet.

In the locker room the underwear doesn't tell anything - the younger Jews sometimes adopt brand-name underwear and sometimes they wear old-style boxers. The non-Jews lean toward trendy metros and gays and blue-collar straights and white-collar straights.

But the main reason I'm posting is that in this environment who's straight and who's gay is irrelevant. A man's a man and some men do this and some men do that and the line may be crossed but don't make a big deal about lines. It's just about the healthiest male environment I've ever experienced.

I agree with R8. All those brands are cheesy and queeny. The "fun" colors? Revolting. And yes, I definitely assume a guy is gay when he's wearing those.

I think it's actually in better taste to wear Fruit of the Loom than any of the gay brands.

I wear thongs so no panty lines.

[quote]Gay activity is pretty much accepted, shrugged off, so long as discretion is applied. Meaning don't do anything other people are going to turn the corner or walk into the sauna and see.

How boring.

A naked gym? R24 Sounds like a pron scene!

I can't believe dudes actually wear those stupid flaming cut-out briefs. Talk about lame clown drawers.

I wear both Aussiebum and Andrew Christian, and I'm straight. Both labels have their stock standard line of briefs which are incredibly comfortable.

Where is this gym, R24?

I think I own about 20 pairs of Andrew Christian underwear. They feel and look amazing. I'm a straight guy and my gf loves the way they look on me. Some of the styles are defiantly feminine in color, cut and fabric but I don't care. If I have to wear some pretty pink satin AC briefs for my gf to get hot and bothered, so be it.

Dish the locale r24 or you’re lying.

Plain, boring, standard, military-issue, white cotton boxers.

Baggy boxers = straight

My gym is near CAA. Everyone wears trendy gay underwear but most of them are dumb straight bros.

This is why they hate us.

Andrew Christian disposable briefs give me the moisture control I need to make it through the day. The patented gel, infused with designer cologne scents, holds more moisture than the leading brand. And frankly, I need that.

Should I be embarrassed to be seen in my Calvins?

R38 Disposable briefs? Is that really a thing?

Hanes and Fruit Of The Loom boxer briefs. Comfy and cheap. Who the fuck has the money for Andrew Christian and Aussiebum's $26-per-pair underwear? Also, those companies pretty much only make "sexy" underwear. Does anybody really wear "sexy" underwear just day to day? Even the whoriest of whores don't wear jockstraps and skintight briefs just to go to Rite Aid or Costco something. You pretty much only wear Andrew Christian or Aussiebum underwear when you plan on getting fucked, and I don't even get the purpose of wearing special underwear for getting laid because it's just gonna get taken off anyways.

R41 Thank you. That is how I've always felt as well.

Another troll thread trying to make gay men look bad.

OP, it's doubtful you wear anything other than Fruit of the Loom. Aussie doesn't make a size that can accommodate your ginormous waist. It's unlikely any of the trolls in here have the brands they claim to wear.