While this trifecta is perfection for some, I have a different standard. I like my guys hairy, funny, and we'all groomed. I don't care so much about the state of their faces or even bodies.
What is your trifecta for the perfect man?
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While this trifecta is perfection for some, I have a different standard. I like my guys hairy, funny, and we'all groomed. I don't care so much about the state of their faces or even bodies.
What is your trifecta for the perfect man?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 2, 2020 11:40 AM |
Face, brain and lower body.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 15, 2015 8:17 PM |
Ah yes, absolutely nothing about personality, who they are as a person, what type of career they have.
Just solely physical appearance. Honestly, sounds about right from what I observe.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 15, 2015 8:18 PM |
Cute, smart, funny.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 15, 2015 8:18 PM |
Rich, rich, and rich.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 15, 2015 8:19 PM |
You don't care what their face looks like? You realize that's what you'll be looking at 90% of the time, right? What if the face looked like Trump?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 15, 2015 8:19 PM |
Elegant face and body.,tall
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 15, 2015 8:25 PM |
Im insulted R2.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 15, 2015 8:26 PM |
Good-looking, decent body, large bank account
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 15, 2015 8:29 PM |
[quote] I like my guys hairy, funny, and we'all groomed.
You'all groomed? Good for you.
I like face most. I can live with anything else in most cases. I've never fallen in love with a blond, however.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 15, 2015 8:36 PM |
OP, my partner had ALL of that and I sent him back to Honduras. Physical attraction is the first thing that disappears in a relationship if the person is an asshole, bitch, selfish, rude, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 15, 2015 8:40 PM |
Mangina. Mussy. Manhole.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 15, 2015 8:41 PM |
R2 OP said "funny." Last I heard that was part of personality. Unless it just means "funny-looking" to you, as it might seem to.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 15, 2015 8:49 PM |
Hairy whory rich
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 15, 2015 8:56 PM |
amusing
charming
employed
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 16, 2015 12:19 AM |
Pretty, rather than handsome, face with beautiful eyes
Big, round feminine ass
Shapely legs and hips
Who is my ideal?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 16, 2015 1:26 AM |
Femme, twink, virgin
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 16, 2015 1:29 AM |
Clean cut, preppy All American Boy.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 16, 2015 1:55 AM |
Goofy
Dark features
Passionate about life
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 16, 2015 2:09 AM |
Cute face, big cock, hairy hole
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 16, 2015 2:37 AM |
Smooth, slim, young
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 16, 2015 2:55 AM |
R20 Who is B. Singer?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 16, 2015 1:13 PM |
R19 Is it harder to wipe your ass and get it clean when you have a hairy hole?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 16, 2015 1:15 PM |
R22 yes. Takes lots of Charmin
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 16, 2015 2:33 PM |
Tall, rich and grateful.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 29, 2015 6:29 AM |
Young, dumb and full of cum.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 29, 2015 8:37 AM |
[r5] is a complete loser. In fact, he's the biggest loser I've ever known. He's a terrible person and everyone knows it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 29, 2015 11:21 AM |
Hairy body, beefy, hung.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 29, 2015 12:41 PM |
Short, Slim, hairy, Tiny dick, bottom, non smoker.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 29, 2015 2:00 PM |
Nice smile, hairy, thick body
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 29, 2015 2:27 PM |
Four limbs, a head and a torso.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 29, 2015 2:32 PM |
Good kisser, nice ass, nice legs
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 29, 2015 2:46 PM |
A balding ape is my ideal and it probably stems from some early childhood crush.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 29, 2015 2:50 PM |
R32, balding apes are my favorite too. Also a childhood crush I think-friend's dad.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 29, 2015 3:01 PM |
handy, well built, funny
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 29, 2015 3:30 PM |
short, dark, hunky, barely speaks English, top, I married him.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 30, 2015 11:02 PM |
Lean hairy runners body, big dick, & brains. I got him.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 30, 2015 11:35 PM |
Just for clarification: tri means three...idiots
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 30, 2015 11:57 PM |
1. Muscular with a big firm lightly hairy ass 2. Blond 3. Decent sized cock, even though he's a bottom
Colby Keller is pretty close to perfect. Or Chris Hemsworh but doubt he's gay or bi.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 1, 2016 2:12 PM |
Basically I like this type. Tall, model-handsome, don't care about the cock as long as it's in normal range.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 3, 2016 5:05 PM |
So basically most of you want something way out of your below 5 average league?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 3, 2016 5:07 PM |
Basically, R40. I need to make A LOT of money to attain my type of guy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 3, 2016 5:13 PM |
Sweet, Smart and Stable
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 3, 2016 5:16 PM |
Smart, loving, stable, at least reasonably fit, compatible personality with mine. All that said i'll admit my man's great big beefy rock hard ass that he loves eaten and fucked ( though he'd never admit it to a vast majority of people) kinda sealed the deal that yep he might just be the one. He was pretty relieved i didn't care that his cock is relatively small..esp for a man of his size
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 3, 2016 5:26 PM |
My ideal would be: Smart, Funny, Nonconformist. I do need to find him attractive, but I'm attracted to oddly cute people anyway. Rarely traditional looking guys.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 3, 2016 6:05 PM |
Well I like your honesty R41 and that always counts toward bonus points in my eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 3, 2016 6:58 PM |
Handsome, not slutty, loves Jesus
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 2, 2020 4:07 AM |
90 years old + lots of life insurance.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 2, 2020 4:08 AM |
Steady income, cash rich, and a diverse stock portfolio.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 2, 2020 4:17 AM |
Gorgeous face, bodybuilder, easygoing
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 2, 2020 11:32 AM |
[quote]I like my guys hairy, funny, and we'all groomed.
I like guys who can proofread better than you
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 2, 2020 11:36 AM |
Sexy (but not necessarily handsome) face, reasonably fit body with hair in all the right places with a nice sized member eager for attention, and a pleasing personality with no hint of arrogance.
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