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The gay trifecta: handsome face, fit body, long and thick cock

While this trifecta is perfection for some, I have a different standard. I like my guys hairy, funny, and we'all groomed. I don't care so much about the state of their faces or even bodies.

What is your trifecta for the perfect man?

by Anonymousreply 51May 2, 2020 11:40 AM

Face, brain and lower body.

by Anonymousreply 1December 15, 2015 8:17 PM

Ah yes, absolutely nothing about personality, who they are as a person, what type of career they have.

Just solely physical appearance. Honestly, sounds about right from what I observe.

by Anonymousreply 2December 15, 2015 8:18 PM

Cute, smart, funny.

by Anonymousreply 3December 15, 2015 8:18 PM

Rich, rich, and rich.

by Anonymousreply 4December 15, 2015 8:19 PM

You don't care what their face looks like? You realize that's what you'll be looking at 90% of the time, right? What if the face looked like Trump?

by Anonymousreply 5December 15, 2015 8:19 PM

Elegant face and body.,tall

by Anonymousreply 6December 15, 2015 8:25 PM

Im insulted R2.

by Anonymousreply 7December 15, 2015 8:26 PM

Good-looking, decent body, large bank account

by Anonymousreply 8December 15, 2015 8:29 PM

[quote] I like my guys hairy, funny, and we'all groomed.

You'all groomed? Good for you.

I like face most. I can live with anything else in most cases. I've never fallen in love with a blond, however.

by Anonymousreply 9December 15, 2015 8:36 PM

OP, my partner had ALL of that and I sent him back to Honduras. Physical attraction is the first thing that disappears in a relationship if the person is an asshole, bitch, selfish, rude, etc.

by Anonymousreply 10December 15, 2015 8:40 PM

Mangina. Mussy. Manhole.

by Anonymousreply 11December 15, 2015 8:41 PM

R2 OP said "funny." Last I heard that was part of personality. Unless it just means "funny-looking" to you, as it might seem to.

by Anonymousreply 12December 15, 2015 8:49 PM

Hairy whory rich

by Anonymousreply 13December 15, 2015 8:56 PM

amusing

charming

employed

by Anonymousreply 14December 16, 2015 12:19 AM

Pretty, rather than handsome, face with beautiful eyes

Big, round feminine ass

Shapely legs and hips

Who is my ideal?

by Anonymousreply 15December 16, 2015 1:26 AM

Femme, twink, virgin

by Anonymousreply 16December 16, 2015 1:29 AM

Clean cut, preppy All American Boy.

by Anonymousreply 17December 16, 2015 1:55 AM

Goofy

Dark features

Passionate about life

by Anonymousreply 18December 16, 2015 2:09 AM

Cute face, big cock, hairy hole

by Anonymousreply 19December 16, 2015 2:37 AM

Smooth, slim, young

by Anonymousreply 20December 16, 2015 2:55 AM

R20 Who is B. Singer?

by Anonymousreply 21December 16, 2015 1:13 PM

R19 Is it harder to wipe your ass and get it clean when you have a hairy hole?

by Anonymousreply 22December 16, 2015 1:15 PM

R22 yes. Takes lots of Charmin

by Anonymousreply 23December 16, 2015 2:33 PM

Tall, rich and grateful.

by Anonymousreply 24December 29, 2015 6:29 AM

Young, dumb and full of cum.

by Anonymousreply 25December 29, 2015 8:37 AM

[r5] is a complete loser. In fact, he's the biggest loser I've ever known. He's a terrible person and everyone knows it.

by Anonymousreply 26December 29, 2015 11:21 AM

Hairy body, beefy, hung.

by Anonymousreply 27December 29, 2015 12:41 PM

Short, Slim, hairy, Tiny dick, bottom, non smoker.

by Anonymousreply 28December 29, 2015 2:00 PM

Nice smile, hairy, thick body

by Anonymousreply 29December 29, 2015 2:27 PM

Four limbs, a head and a torso.

by Anonymousreply 30December 29, 2015 2:32 PM

Good kisser, nice ass, nice legs

by Anonymousreply 31December 29, 2015 2:46 PM

A balding ape is my ideal and it probably stems from some early childhood crush.

by Anonymousreply 32December 29, 2015 2:50 PM

R32, balding apes are my favorite too. Also a childhood crush I think-friend's dad.

by Anonymousreply 33December 29, 2015 3:01 PM

handy, well built, funny

by Anonymousreply 34December 29, 2015 3:30 PM

short, dark, hunky, barely speaks English, top, I married him.

by Anonymousreply 35December 30, 2015 11:02 PM

Lean hairy runners body, big dick, & brains. I got him.

by Anonymousreply 36December 30, 2015 11:35 PM

Just for clarification: tri means three...idiots

by Anonymousreply 37December 30, 2015 11:57 PM

1. Muscular with a big firm lightly hairy ass 2. Blond 3. Decent sized cock, even though he's a bottom

Colby Keller is pretty close to perfect. Or Chris Hemsworh but doubt he's gay or bi.

by Anonymousreply 38January 1, 2016 2:12 PM

Basically I like this type. Tall, model-handsome, don't care about the cock as long as it's in normal range.

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by Anonymousreply 39January 3, 2016 5:05 PM

So basically most of you want something way out of your below 5 average league?

by Anonymousreply 40January 3, 2016 5:07 PM

Basically, R40. I need to make A LOT of money to attain my type of guy.

by Anonymousreply 41January 3, 2016 5:13 PM

Sweet, Smart and Stable

by Anonymousreply 42January 3, 2016 5:16 PM

Smart, loving, stable, at least reasonably fit, compatible personality with mine. All that said i'll admit my man's great big beefy rock hard ass that he loves eaten and fucked ( though he'd never admit it to a vast majority of people) kinda sealed the deal that yep he might just be the one. He was pretty relieved i didn't care that his cock is relatively small..esp for a man of his size

by Anonymousreply 43January 3, 2016 5:26 PM

My ideal would be: Smart, Funny, Nonconformist. I do need to find him attractive, but I'm attracted to oddly cute people anyway. Rarely traditional looking guys.

by Anonymousreply 44January 3, 2016 6:05 PM

Well I like your honesty R41 and that always counts toward bonus points in my eyes.

by Anonymousreply 45January 3, 2016 6:58 PM

Handsome, not slutty, loves Jesus

by Anonymousreply 46May 2, 2020 4:07 AM

90 years old + lots of life insurance.

by Anonymousreply 47May 2, 2020 4:08 AM

Steady income, cash rich, and a diverse stock portfolio.

by Anonymousreply 48May 2, 2020 4:17 AM

Gorgeous face, bodybuilder, easygoing

by Anonymousreply 49May 2, 2020 11:32 AM

[quote]I like my guys hairy, funny, and we'all groomed.

I like guys who can proofread better than you

by Anonymousreply 50May 2, 2020 11:36 AM

Sexy (but not necessarily handsome) face, reasonably fit body with hair in all the right places with a nice sized member eager for attention, and a pleasing personality with no hint of arrogance.

by Anonymousreply 51May 2, 2020 11:40 AM
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