Shit! I think I just lost my Temp

#TempLivesMatter

It's possible! You could fix him a delicious symmetrical breakfast to apologize....

Ask him if he's scared of losing his job the next time you see him. Then whip it out and offer to "give him a raise"

Don't contact the authorities on him, Mr. CEO ...........give the poor unemployed temp a break !!

But what should I do? I'm really afraid that he'll think I was a creep and won't come back!

Should I contact the Temp agency and explain to them that I was only hoping to experiment with him and wasn't trying to get him in trouble?

Whatever you do - prelube !

Contact the temp agency to get his number. Tell them you have some different jobs he may qualify for. Do not mention the words hand, blow or rim.

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought something like this would happen to me ...

Dear Gentle CEO, yes, you were a creep. And yes he certainly lacked in judgement tossing in public. You deserve each other. Proceed with caution.

[Love an EST parody thread]

Dear CEO,

It sounds like you have a shot with the Temp's manager. She fired him in a jealous rage earlier today.

Regards, Concerned Frau

I really need help. I went to talk to his Supervisor today and was told that she asked him to leave. I think she was threatened by my wanting to meet with him. I can't believe I screwed this up. Should I tell her that I wasn't trying to promote him over her? Should I be honest with her and let her know that I was only thinking of trying out mutual JO?

You should definitely tell her and everyone in her department that your only desire was a mutual JO that way nobody will be threatened and it will keep the gossip to a minimum. And, who knows, you may find others in the group want to blow you.

a hard temp is a good to find

Well-played, OP!

I really don't know what to do. I made a major mistake and told the head of HR that I was hoping to get in contact with guy to bring him back. He looked at me strangely and said he didn't think that was possible. He said he was pretty sure the Temp already had another job lined up next month anyway. I don't know what to do.

Should I ask the HR manager to contact the Temp? Should I explain tot he HR Manager that if we can't hire the guy, I'm just looking to join him for lunch?

I can't believe he has another job lined up. I think I need to take a Xanax to calm myself.

I've been trying to get in touch with The employee in question, but so far nothing... We have not heard back from him yet, and it's very unusual......

he needs to get in touch with himself first.

Too Much Pornography

Raise your hands, if you've ever jerked off in your car during your lunch break!

Nod your heads, if you're doing it right now!

I'm raising my hand up right now, and reaching down in my pants too!

Don't drop the sandwich!

How many of you aren't exposed but rather carefully covered with a kleenex?

Some people here need to check their assumptions that CEOs can't be an out proud gay man who would be concerned with his company's liability in having sexual predators performing illegal activities in their parking lot.

Some People here need to chill out and Wank off!

I'm tastefully covered!

R24 I don't know what you're going on about. I'm straight and extremely interested in the activities the Temp was engaged in. I just wish he would have opened the door and let me in...

Shit, I think I just lost my sandwich

Don't use your Kleenex to clean it up!

He's a car-eater, OP. You can't tame them - like have orangoutangs who shit all over your floors and eat all your oreos.

Dear CEO,

I am the President of a Temp Agency registered under the name of Little Lord Fauntleroy with offices located in 25 countries and headquartered in Papua New Guinea. We specialize in a range of individually tailored support services with no up front loading fees and satisfaction guaranteed or your money refunded. Please visit our website at:

pittypatforhire@littlelordfauntleroy.fu

Kindest regards

Bruiser Frackchurd

R31 do your Temps typically eat sandwiches in their cars and produce their own mayo during lunch?

R32, while not affiliated with the agency above, I can tell you that my agency can provide you with said employee. We also have female employees, but they can only produce ketchup with their sandwich, during certain times.

Can I pay your employees with tokens, R32 and R33?

R30 The car eating wanker has a message for the CEO.

I wonder what happened to the op, he seemed so sincere

LOL at this entire thread.

Get a fucking blog indeed

wonder if OP is talking about the guy in this thread. What a coincidence.

Fuck off R39. bumping old threads like some old queen.

Hi 2015 bump troll

If you are going to bump a thread, Troll, at least bump the thread that inspired this one first.

Why is it posts from 2015 specifically get bumped?

You'll have to ask the 2015 bumper -- once she takes her meds and is coherent again r43

FF the bumper at r39 and FF him every time he does this shit. Don't flag the thread's OP, FF the bumper. If enough people do this, Muriel can't ignore it.

For me, the text at R39 is greyed out and struck through. Does that mean I've already blocked him, or has he been kicked off the island by Muriel?

That's interesting, R46. The text is ok on my computer. But the greyed out lines are usually an indicator that removal is on the way. Block the bastard at r39!