I put my son in kitcheb, then the phone rang. i left her there, and i pick up the phone. when i returned, i find her inside my large pot which i'm boiling some eggs. she must be fallen into that opened pot. I pick her up, and dry hwr with hair dryer. but she do not speak any words. How come???
My BABY is sick, help me!!!!!!!!!!?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 8, 2020 7:13 PM |
Ever heard of 911?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 30, 2015 10:05 AM |
Not funny, OP
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 30, 2015 10:07 AM |
Stik a fork in it, it's done
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 30, 2015 11:58 AM |
Your mistake was using the hair dryer, an extremely dangerous household small appliance that often causes fires. You should have microwaved her instead.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 30, 2015 12:13 PM |
Are you russian?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 30, 2015 12:36 PM |
If you're making egg salad, I hope you don't compound the tragedy by using Dukes instead of Hellman's.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 30, 2015 2:13 PM |
This is NO BABY!
You're illiterate and possibly deranged.
Call TLC immediately! You can appear on several of their Cray Cray shows.
"I think l burned my baby!" "No Sir, you didn't."
"ARE YOU SURE? My baby was crying just a minute ago and now she's not!"
"Sir, that's a doll. It was NEVER crying. It never burned."
"But l smell smoke!"
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 30, 2015 2:30 PM |
And this is what the paid membership of Datalounge chooses to create as a thread? Huge waste of money.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 30, 2015 2:33 PM |
Watchu talkin' about, Willis? You don't have to be a paying member to start a thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 30, 2015 3:15 PM |
He/She/Zhe has died. Bury him/her/it.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 1, 2015 12:24 AM |
Everyone knows that you ROAST a baby, you do NOT boil it, not until later when making a nice stock from its bones.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 1, 2015 12:32 AM |
The gender changes from first sentence to second, I'm not convinced this trans identifying-as-dead baby is on the up and up. Pictures?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 1, 2015 12:36 AM |
This thread is useless without recipes.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 1, 2015 12:40 AM |
This would work better at a place like Babycenter.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 1, 2015 12:41 AM |
Boiled baby penis and clitoris are tender and yummy.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 1, 2015 12:49 AM |
I worked for an insurance company about 8 years ago doing customer service, and got a call like this from a mother. I could hear the child crying in the background and she ask "My three year old got a pot of boiling water spilled on his head, is this covered if I go to the ER?"
I didn't know how to respond other than to tell her (in the nicest way possible) to get that child to a fucking ER.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 1, 2015 1:39 AM |
Boiling? You'll ruin the flavor of those delicious, nutritious pineapples like that!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 2, 2015 2:29 AM |
You shove the baby in the broiler below the oven!
I thought everybody knew this.
How else will you get that crispy skin that everyone craves?
Don't forget to fill the uterus and/or asshole with stuffing. YUMMO!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 2, 2015 3:59 AM |
Well, it’s no worse than Mrs. Patsy Ramsey’s excuses.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 8, 2020 5:42 PM |
Thank god there weren’t any dingoes nearby.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 8, 2020 6:15 PM |
FF the bumper at r19 and FF him every time he does this shit. Don't flag the thread's OP, FF the bumper. If enough people do this, Muriel can't ignore it.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 8, 2020 6:47 PM |
Lmaooo
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 8, 2020 7:12 PM |
What the fuck, R19??? The 2015 thread troll is at it AGAIN!!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 8, 2020 7:13 PM |