Nick Jonas Shoe Closet

The only thing in Nick's closet is Nick.

Hot monkey-face studlet.

Dorothy's ruby slippers, or at least a very good copy of them

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I find it amusing that we humans alway possess one of two distinct looks, simian or amphibian. I them both but our little friend Nick is definitely simian. Truly a hunky monkey.

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Do these pants have built in knee pads?

When Nick Jonas was younger seems that nearly every photo of him he was wearing some type of dress shoes, now he is rarely photographed in dress shoes even when wearing a suit. Picture is 2015 grammys.

Orange shoes

Cute?

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[quote] "I find it amusing that we humans alway possess one of two distinct looks, simian or amphibian."

I find it amusing that you think a person can look like an amphibian. What planet are you on that has people with gill slits who slither around and look slimy. Hollywood?

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Is that a gill slut?

Nick has become a new gay icon, not least for his role in Kingdom, in which he plays a closet gay boxer. "It’s an honor, but I don’t think of myself as an icon. There should be a lot more straight artists who don’t have a problem with having gay fans. I’m really proud to play gay characters and I’ll continue to do so. I think it’s among the challenges of maturing as an actor". -

So he refers to himself as a 'straight artist'?

It doesn't sound like he is coming out any time soon.

His feet look small. What's his shoe size? 7?

In Nick Jonas's closet is Nick, Manola Blahnick and Jimmy Choo.

He is very tiny, R17, so I wouldn't be surprised.

r17 it's said to be an 8

Would he be willing to reveal his cock size?

I'd love to be one of his shoes. Preferably one in a pair he works out in.

I wouldn't mind being Nick's other shoes

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I love that story of when he was at some fashion show and farted and his brother - I don't know which - punched him in the arm laughing and scooted away and Kanye leaned into him from the other side obviously enjoying the smell. I swear in the video you could see West saying something like, "Got another?"

Oh, I'm so surrrrre.

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I was flipping through the channels the other day and this clown was on Ellen, and I couldn't believe how Ellen was asking how he was since he had broken up with his "girlfriend". It was almost as embarrassing as when she tells Ryan Seacrest he needs to find himself a "girlfriend". Ellen doesn't do anything but go along with the charades. It's disgusting.

It's what she's PAID to do. She's a host who treats her guests with courtesy.

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It's not her job to out someone else.

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They make a cute couple.

I wonder if they got together later and sniffed each other's shoes as they fucked.

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God this guy is homely.

He could just as well be on the ugly actor thread.

Where is Salim Kechiouche when you need him?

He actually is rather homely. But he works out, so that's supposed to make it okay. This is all because of the improbably popularity of Justin Timberlake, a skinny, underdeveloped unattractive former teen idol who has no apparent singing ability. Just fugly on a stick. And a big old homo to boot, which would be fine if he would come out. But he won't. He's destroying his Maybelline® polished nails as he clings desperately to the fading hope that people won't soon realize he's a mo -- and a rather ugly one at that.

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[quote]Where is Salim Kechiouche when you need him?

I think he showed his ass not too long ago in the European mini-series "Odysseus" .

what is Salim Kechiouche after these day?

He's better when he plays gay.

His feet don't look very big. Size 8 is probably right.

Wow. Doesn't he just scream, "I'M A DIRTY SKANK! GIVE ME A BATH AND A SHAVE!"

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He looks weird in that photo, R45.

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Nick Jonas was a hot a year ago, but he's fading in the final stretch.

That's an interesting pose in R47's picture. Do you think he's suggesting that he wants a partner to play a Beethoven sonata...

bump

Why do people "bump," when they could just EXPRESS A THOUGHT to keep the thread going?

Dude needs a tailor - almost ALL his jeans and trousers are way too long.

You want I should measure the in-seam, dahlink?

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Well if he is a size 10.5 I would love to play in there for a while.

According to this site "Nick loves boots" however it seems to me he wears sneakers more.

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R41 Kechiouche has never had any problem being naked in films.

And if I looked like him(ha!) I wouldn't have any problem either.

A beautiful man in every way. At least physically.

His lack of modesty and relaxed attitude makes Mike Fassbender's quickly walking naked through his apartment look like an embarrassed boy caught without his clothes on.

Who cares about his shoe closet. I want to sniff his dirty underwear.

Nickie's a good bottom, isn't he?

probably has one of those

Doesn't that belong to Pegleg The Butt Pirate?

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Nick needs to take his clothes off if he wants more attention from the gays.

Bump

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Oooh

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I don't know what it is but to me Nick always looks so much hotter when he is wearing dress shoes.

I probably just looked at 60-70 pictures of Nick in dress shoes and he was wearing different dress shoes at every occasion. Plus he seems to prefer sneakers now a days so his shoe closet must be huge.

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I don't like those ugly boots Nick has been seen wearing a lot lately.

R71 Nick does look good in dress shoes

Does Nick have a shoe fetish?

Don't know r76

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Ummmm.....

Nick Jonas with Colton Haynes both with rather ugly shoes.

Yes the shoes they are wearing are ugly r80.

He's too bulky now. It makes him look shorter. He looked much better slimmer.

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R80 who's shoes would you start on first?

The fact that he isn't wearing socks in a couple of these pics is very disconcerting. Doesn't he know how bad that makes your feet/shoes smell. Gross! I learned this lesson when I was 12 wearing boat shoes without socks. How is it that a 23 year old (really?) still hasn't figured it out yet. By the way, I thought he was in his 30's. He needs to lay off the steroids.

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Bump

Average at best and not really hot. But yeah, keep trying.

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R85 while I am NOT a fan of the no socks look, Colton has 100's of shoes. I doubt he wears any of them very often or enough to smell.

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Bump

A man with a shoe closet is not in the closet

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He is the hottest of the 3 Jonas bros, but he is straight, as is Joe, who is apparently a bit of a sleaze. Kevin is the gay one.

He look like a monkey.

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bump

God, will those Jonas fuglies EVER go away?

Gucci flip-flops

Regardless of the brand or style, they're all adapted for his cloven hooves.

Bump

Impressive Nick!

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More pics like R110.

Bump

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Nick's face reminds me of James Naughton circa 1974.

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Are there any barefoot pics? I'd like to see those puppies....

R62, quit making me laugh.

THIS is worse than the Pom Pom song, which I didn't think was possible.

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For the right price. Those of you with a shoe fetish or just a Nick fan can own Nick Jonas Golden Globes Prada dress shoes.

R1 pretty sure Kevin is squeezed in there, too.

R123 It seems that Dames Judi Dench and Helen Mirren are also auctioning off a pair of their shoes along with Bear Grylls and Jamie Oliver.

Well probably some British DLer, fetishist or stan has bought Nick's shoes.

The complete collection of Joan Collins Come-Fuck-Me Pumps.

How do you know they aren't all 3 r126. A DLER who is also a Nick Jonas stan with a shoe/foot fetish.