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No anal this week

From Thursday on, at least. I mean, the turkey, the mashed potatoes, the gravy, the stuffing, the green bean casserole, the pumpkin pie. No fucking way anal is happening.

by Anonymousreply 11April 9, 2021 12:57 AM

Nope, afraid not. Oral and frottage only.

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2015 11:50 AM

Food comes before anal.

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2015 11:59 AM

That's OK Kim, Kanye will find another hole to try to wreck.

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2015 12:28 PM

Anyone who insists on "oral and frottage only" deserves that sad fate.

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2015 2:16 PM

I plan to have lots of anal ... easy for me as a top.

There's no shortage of horny, home alone bottoms in NYC.

Eat like a pig and screw as many of them as I can.

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2015 2:35 PM

[quote] No anal this week

Oh! I thought that said 'No Amal This Week' and I was sad I wouldn't be able to see what cute outfits she would be wearing. :'( Don't scare a girl like that, OP!

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2015 2:50 PM

TOO FULL TO FUCK

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by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2015 2:55 PM

I have a special "surprise" for you OP.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2015 3:46 PM

Sounds like you really enjoy Thanksgiving food if it replaces sex for you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9April 9, 2021 12:54 AM

The sizemeat acts as a digestion aid when inserted forcefully and deeply!

by Anonymousreply 10April 9, 2021 12:57 AM

What is Defarto trying to bury now? Does Boris do this programmatically? Python?

by Anonymousreply 11April 9, 2021 12:57 AM
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