OMG ... Feminist blogger makes bread with yeast from her vagina

Use it to make toast to go with your cum omelette.

"she'll be periodically posting updates about the bread."

So every 28 days, right?

Every now and then, a thread is posted that I click on, and regret it so much that I delete it from my laptop history. This is one such thread.

This is another woman calling this nutcase 100% insane. Doesn't she have anything better to do with her time, like if she's a true feminist tutoring underprivileged girls so that they do better in school?

So is anyone else suggesting using spit as a substitute for water in their fav recipe?

So these vagina mono logs are made from flower?

Is this bread fresh? It tastes kinda fishy!

Muriel, I don't say it often enough, but thank you for the thread blocker.

OMFG, that fucking disgusting picture in OP's link! *vomits*

She's nuts. What is she trying to prove? We can all think if something disgusting to do and try to palm if off as some kind of statement.

I scream with sourdough power!!!!!

Uh...yeah...we decided to just go out for Thanksgiving this year, but thanks for the invite.

And you thought Jesus feed a lot of people!

Probably a friend of Charlie Sheen.

You know that bread needs some [italic]cheese[/italic] on it...

I'm anxious to try it with her "homemade organic tuna salad!"

"I can't believe I ate the HOLE thing!"

Coming soon to a bakery near you: Snatch Snacks.

I shudder to think of the buffet she could produce were she to get pregnant and lactate.

She's not even original. Women have baked cockle bread (small portions of bread dough shaped by pressing it into their genitals) and put menstrual blood in men's food or drink as part of folk magic for generations. And some restaurants have made breast milk cheese and yogurts.

Why are all these women angry? I'm a woman and not angry at the world or men. Are they just attention whores?

Yes, we know a woman's body is a utilitarian thing

next...

That is some 70's feminist shit right there. Bloodroot. Kate Millett. Jennyists in Garp. Schmear Tactics.

Well i guess I just imagined a feminist underground film by Barbara Hammer called "schear tactics" because the only one I can find now is called dyketactics. But I'm pretty sure I had a film workshop with her and she showed a film about feminists in a sort of negative nightmare feminist version of the Vassar daisy chain...

Please stop ruining Thanksgiving!

Candida isn't yeast. It's fungus. There's no such thing as a "yeast infection". It's a fungal infection.

I can't stomach the link... so if she already covers this, I apologize for the duplicate.

There's only one reasonable reaction...

This guy made beer from his beard!

Contrary to popular belief (even in the world of baking) the specific strain of yeast needed to actually make a sourdough starter does not live anywhere else except on grain. No other strains of yeasts can withstand such a high acidic environment that is produced by those that live on grain. So, no.

Easter ' s around the corner - I'll start working on my Hot Cross Buns.

I never thought I would get to say this, but THIS is why they hate us. Also like to add: Please don't let her be white! This has to be the whitest thing I have ever seen a desperate feminist fame whore do. She must idolize Lens Dunham.

I used to make cookies from my shit balls.

I can smell it from here...

Did someone say desperate feminist fame whore?

Now I'm hungry for a piece of Minny's Chocolate Pie! Mmmmmmmmmmm!

Oh, it's that girl? I've seen her on Twitter. She's charming.*

She is hideous in every way possible, and she is bold enough to be begging for money. I imagine she will be single for quite a while.

the obligatory trans shout-out:

I’m also not doing it for any feminist protest type reasons, although I am very interested to note how many people are horrified at the very notion that something may have once been near a vagina–since time immemorial the “eww” response has caused a lot of trouble for those of us who have them (and a fair few women who don’t).

The Daily Mail has picked up the story. This guy wins comment of the day:

This really empowers women. Well, at least she's still in the kitchen.

R24 is correct. Candida produces a yeast like smell, but it isn't yeast. Bodily fluids should be kept to oneself and sex partners or nursing babies. She make feminists look bad.

[quote]This really empowers women. Well, at least she's still in the kitchen.

Hahahahaha

I eat out funky asses on a regular basis, which is why I probably don't ever have irritable bowel syndrome. Must be getting some balancing bacteria.

Someone didn't get enough love in her childhood.

I thought part of the original sourdough taste came from the dough being slapped against the swarthy baker's sweaty, heaving bare chest.

Is this woman slapping her beef curtains with dough? I refuse to click the link as this thread has more potential than her reality.

This is gotta be the new mooncup for DL Minge bread Beets puddingbread

I look forward to her cheeseballs

I was wondering how the fuck she extracted it. For those that don't want to click the link.... she scraped it off a dildo she had stuck in her vag. *vomits*

Ugh.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

If this doesn't get you off carbs nothing will

So this person scraped her discharge into her mixing bowl? Maybe I missed something but that's just gross. I'd rather eat a giant cockroach or slimy embryo with Jeff Probst.

She actually working against the feminist cause with such a stupid stunt like that. She is certifiably crazy.

R40 Recently I learned that a treatment for some colon problems, Bacteria from healthy feces is placed a patient's digestive tract. So you might be on to something.

I think I will make soup from my ball sweat so we can have something to go with the bread.

Percimon bread made with vage yeast anyone?

I'm sure she is just saying that she did this to get attention.