Borderline Retarderd Celebrities

Retarded.

Jenna Elfman

Cousin Jeri owns this thread

I just saw the typo in the title.

Aw, fuck it. "Retarderd" it is.

R3 No, she doesn't. All she has is cerebral palsy. I have Down syndrome and I own this thread.

r5

The OP specified "retarded," not "deformed."

It would be far less time consuming to list those who are not.

These days, aren't they all?

I has assumed someone like Lily Rabe would be very clever and articulate, but I heard her on the Leonard Lopate show in mid-September, discussing "Pawn Sacrifice," and she could not express a single coherent thought in the entire interview.

A stark contrast was provided the very next day, when Carol Burnett was on. She was so lucid and funny -- very engaging.

The queeny Ross Matthews. Shallow, vapid puddle of retarded vomit.

Today's "Where the Cunts Come to Cunt" thread.

In that case let me bookmark it....

Julliett Lewis

Beyonce is beyond stupid. Vapid, unedicated and self-obsessed.

Which ones have CROSSED that border?

Jenna Fischer seems to have borderline retardation and a form of autism.

Adam Beach when he was on SVU. When they introduced that character, I kept expecting an episode to include a story of how the detective had triumphed over a traumatic brain injury sustained on the job. Nope, I was wrong.

Kartrashian daughters. But you can't say that about the mother, she's a genius for turning her vagina into a gold mine

R13, How DARE you!! Queen Beyonce is so sophisticated.

According to the defunct "A-list" of celebs that was doing the rounds a few years back, Andie MacDowell is 'borderline retarded'.

Definitely Beyoncé. Although she may just be wilfully ignorant and intellectually lazy rather than borderline retarded, but the net result is the same. Seeing her taking selfies in the Louvre was so ridiculous but she seems far too stupid to feel embarrassed for herself.

Cheryl Ladd

Robert Pattinson.

Any Wahlberg

Does Steve Douchey from Fox and Friends count - he makes Elizabeth Hasselback look like Madame Curie!

That idiot uber-conservative Heaton cunt who always plays someone’s wife on TV. Besides being a cunt, she is NOT bright. At all.

Douchey's a moron, R23, but Brian Whatshisname on the other end of the couch has an IQ in negative numbers.

Kate Micucci from Garfunkel and Oates.

Alicia Silverstone - not even borderline, just retarded.

Not retarded but Taylor Swift and Kanye may have aspergers?

Laura Prepon

Honey Boo Boo and family. Or does inbred not necessarily mean retarderd?

Are we really counting reality show types as "celebrities?" HOW DEPRESSING.

Tracy Morgan

Mark Zuckerberg has tard face.

David Beckham, so beautiful and so very, very stupid.

John Travolta

Cher

Whoopi Goldberg

Quentin Tarintino

Amanda Plummer

Melanie Griffith

Don Johnson

Beyoncé

Jennifer Lopez

The Kardashians

Johnny Depp

Roseanne Barr

Melissa Rivers

Burt Reynolds

Soon-Yi Allen

My daughter is not a retard

Beyoncé is retarded.

Jaden Smith (possibly Willow Smith too)

The entire cast of Facts of Life

R38 Yeah Tina Yothers always had that tard face.

Jenny McCarthy

Almost forgot Matthew McConnaughey, imbecilic moron of colossal proportions.

It saddens me that none of you even consider her a celebrity any more. Glenn might not be A-list but she certainly still belongs on this list!

That fat ass obnoxious comedian Gabriel Iglesias.

Ruben from American Idol. Dumb as a rock.

Danny Masterson

Nicky Minaj animal cunning survival instincts coupled with ignorance and stupidity .

Jennifer Hudson. Dumb as a post.

I second David Beckham. Reportedly asked how to spell 'DVD' once.

Kelly Pickler owns this thread.

Miley Cyrus

Jeremy Renner

50 cent

All the Kardashians and Jenners.

Anyone who dates a Kardashian or Jenner.

Floyd Mayweather

Ronda Rousey

Nene leakes , Portia , Phadre from trashy housewives show.

Yoohoo, did somebody call my name? Do I win a prize or something?

Do professional athletes count? If so, then...them.

Yes, Jessica Simpson is so stupid. According to Forbes she was worth $100 million three years ago, and her clothing line is still booming.

Nobody said she was poor, R54.

None of the retarded people I've known have owned billion-dollar businesses, R55.

I used to think Angelina Jolie looked retarded because of her dead eyes, but now I think it's narcotics.

Jax from Vanderpump Rules is an idjit!

Oh for fuck's sake, R56, are you a bit retarded yourself?

She had her father running everything for most of her life and she has business managers now. If you want to say that they are not borderline retarded, fine. Jessica's a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.

Whatever, R58. You're obviously a few fries short of a Happy Meal yourself.

Somebody beat me to naming Melanie Griffith, one of the stupidest stars ever to open her mouth.

Tom Cruise

Of course, R59, and yet I can tell chicken from tuna, go figure.

You're sure, R62? Maybe nobody told you to pretend for a scripted reality show.

Jessica Simpson is like Ringo Starr, she lucked into a massive fortune because she worked with people who could make a product that would go big internationally. Sure, they both helped with the actual product, and were instrumental in selling it to the public, but they're hardly solely responsible for their success.

Speaking of Ringo Starr, it's hard to tell whether he's actually dim, or just completely uneducated. He missed most of his schooling due to various illnesses, and was never able to make up what he missed. He can barely read and write, but of course he doesn't have to.

Almost all celebs under 30-- Extra stupid points if raised in Cali. They may be not be-quite-retarded but have no idea how to speak in public. This is why the Brits seem so smart, they know how to speak the ENGLISH.

Daryl Hannah

[quote] Borderline Retarderd

Bravo for life's little ironies.

Justin Bieber

Kanye West

Any Kuntrashian

Call-me-Caitlin-but-not-at-the-golf-club Jenner

Selina Gomez

Beyoncé

Rihanna

Jayden "I'm a scientist" Smith

R64, Simpson started with a line of affordable, comfortable but stylish shoes in collaboration with a shoe company (IIRC it was NineWest). It was a success and she branched out from there, eventually hiring a creative director who has led the brand to its current success. Simpson has remained involved because she wants to make sure her brand appeals to her target audience. Women love her shoes because they're comfortable.

You may think Simpson is stupid, but she's smart enough to hire the right people, and that's not easy. Nobody sells clothing successfully without having good people in the mix, and she does that very well.

Jay Cutler

Ryan Lochte definitely is developmentally disabled. There's no getting around it. The funniest thing was watching the media drool all over him as their new golden boy and gloss over his obvious mental incapacity, only to have them abandon him when the found out he had latino roots.

A doggedly determined Simpsonstan on the Datalounge?

Papa Joe, is that you?

Jessica and Joe Simpson are lesser evils than Kris Jenner and her fugly daughters.

90% of all the pro athletes.

Whoopi Goldberg and Quentin? Explain yourself, r34.

Well of course they are, R73, there are strains of ebola less evil than Kris Jenner and her vadge-droppings.

[quote]90% of all the pro athletes.

Yes. Also Aaron Rodgers has a retard face

I do think Jessica Simpson is stupid but she makes millions...wish I was stupid like that.

Even though she was only a "celebrity" for five minutes:

John Krasinksi looks retarded.

R78 ... but are you also pretty like that?

OP, Rihanna's native patois is Bajan. She has to work at speaking Standard English for interviews, which she has admitted can be a little difficult.

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara

Beyoncé, stupids and talks dump. Like, she talks with her mouth full.

OMG yes Ryan Lochte, definitely

My cousin Jenny

Mentally Retarded > Retarded Citizens > Mentally Challenged

Sofia verga -woman from mad men Christina Hendricks Harrison ford Tom cruise Jennifer Lawrence - how have u guys overlooked her?

Beyoncé is a maroon.

R88...if only you were a celebrity...

[quote]woman from mad men Christina Hendricks

At least she isn't a clam like Elisabeth Moss.

Isn't Beyonce Knowles supposedly more like Britney Spears (crazy and dumb), than Jessica Simpson (just really dumb)?

Or is that a rumor that Kris Kardashian started because Beyonce hates/snubs the Kardashians? To be fair, the trashy Knowles family is no better than the trashy Kardashians.

JEAH!

[quote]Or is that a rumor that Kris Kardashian started because Beyonce hates/snubs the Kardashians? To be fair, the trashy Knowles family is no better than the trashy Kardashians.

There is gossip that Kim Kardashian calls her black celebs friends, "the Auntie Jemima Crew" behind their backs. That could be the reason Beyonce hates them.

Candace Cameron Bure

If R39 was being serious, he's over the border, too.

Tracey Morgan, BeYawnSay and Kenya West

Nick Lachey, after reading how much Simpson is worth. He must kick himself in the ass every time he thinks about it.

Brad Pitt and Angelina

Tom Cruise is seriously retarded

Raven Symone

[quote]Beyonce is beyond stupid. Vapid, unedicated and self-obsessed.

oh the irony

Keanu Reeves and Harrison Ford, nothing going on upstairs for either of them.

Cher is far from stupid. But Jennifer Lawrence ISN'T far from it.

I can't believe that I've read 100+ posts and no one had mentioned

M A R I A H . C A R E Y

Heather Graham always comes across as a dim bulb.

Kardashians and Lance Bass.

If you hear Lance's radio show, he's not very bright. One example - they were talking about the phrase how you should eat more in the morning and less at night. He thought it was "eat like a king for breakfast, a queen for lunch and a princess for dinner". The other said "no, it's eat like a king for breakfast, a prince for lunch and a pauper for dinner."

A pauper? he asked. What the hell is a pauper? Who knows what that is?

Sean Penn for sure.

Steve Harvey

Laura Benanti seems to be nowhere near as smart as she gives herself credit for.

Tobey Keith

Kelly Osbourne

Flavor Flav

R104, Mariah never actually said that. It's an urban legend. I don't think she's particularly stupid. Crazy, yes, but not dumb.

Whoopi is an intelligent woman. Roseanne is highly intelligent- and bat shit crazy. Quentin T is a certified genius. He just looks Special.

I'll never understand why some people regard Whoopi Goldberg as some sort of Buddha figure. I think she's sort of an idiot. Probably not much dumber than most of the other VIEW hosts, but an idiot, nonetheless.

Antonio Banderas has nothing going upstairs as well, my friend worked with him.

R112 Do you think Roseanneis is crazy for discussing MK Ultra?

R58 and R59 , I'd say Jessica is a few tacos short of a fiesta.

R111

She's dumb as shit. Ever heard her talk ? See her interviewed ?

Amy Schumer looks retarded.

Most rap artists look retarded.

I'm certain most of the are extraordinary however and bright, bright, bright !!

I'm not retarded. I'm the only celebrity with a degree from an Ivy League school.

Jessica Simpson is retarded. She just has had savvy management and knows, like so few 'tards, how to keep to the script and how to take direction. But she does have to practice things like answering simple questions - she "gets" the appearance of normality but there's just little working behind the bright, big eyes. She BELIEVES she's smart. But then you hear about handlers having to brush her teeth for her….. Such a sham.

Her ex knew it all. She's (meaning her people are) still paying him to keep quiet.

R119

Hardly !!

R119

Don't forget me stupid !

Rosie O'Donnell

Lamar Odom

Guy Fieri

R119

Add me to the list please.

[quote] Yes, Jessica Simpson is so stupid. According to Forbes she was worth $100 million three years ago, and her clothing line is still booming.

r54 is certainly NOT borderline retarded! People who make a fortune are--ipso facto--sheer geniuses!

The majority of celebrities seem none too bright. I don't think hardly any of them READ. Some, like John Travolta and Cher, are high school drop outs. No, it doesn't take brains to be a popular celebrity.

There are many dumb people who went to Ivy League Universities, they are merely book smart and many lack common fucking sense. Hello, look at George W. Bush.

Jodie, you're not only smug, you're dumb. Brooke Shields graduated from Princeton.

r128, you're not only smug, you're lazy and dumb. Otherwise you have noticed r121 already posted that fact.

Christine Ebersole seems pretty stupid.

Here's a short list of other actors who graduated from Ivy League Schools, including the aforementioned John Krasinski.

Gad - did it REALLY take 31 posts to come up with the right answer?

The King Of The Retards is, was, and ever shall be, world without end, amen, Twacy Mo'gan.

R48 will believe anything!

I've met David Beckham, he ain't a rocket scientist. He is a nice fella, but dumb, dumb, dumb. Vain as fuck, just like his other half.

Matt Damon and Matt Bomer

R124 Conan managed to get in to Harvard.I find him hilarious. I guess you either get him,or you don't.

Jeremy Renner looks like he barely lucked out in the chromosome sweepstakes. My coworker asked me if has Down Syndrome, lol!

R134 someone I know was at a dinner chez Beckham over ten years ago. He told me there were around twelve people at dinner and a conversation about sunglasses lasted for about two hours. Two hours. Sunglasses.

There's a reason in the UK they're called Thick 'n' Thin.

R138, so the other dinner guests participated, then one of them ran out to tell the tale?

Has Johnny Depp been mentioned? He looks like an inbred hick.

[quote]The King Of The Retards is, was, and ever shall be, world without end, amen, Twacy Mo'gan.

I forget about Twacy. Another SNL alum that is retarded is Victoria Jackson. One current SNL cast member that has tard face is Pete Davidson.

Tracy Morgan may seem stupid, but it's alleged that he got a $90 million settlement from Walmart. He didn't lose his eyesight, hearing, legs or arms, and he's able to work, so that settlement was huge.

Nobody ran anywhere r139, the guests were split between some taking part in the sunglasses debate with Thick n Thin, the rest bored to tears at the banality but stuck there for the duration. The story came up in conversation some weeks later.

No, no, no , R142. He was brain-dead LONG before the truck-bus crash.

R142, You need to get your hearing checked. No way he got 90 million. But hey, when stories get passed around, people like to spice it up.

It's a figure of speech, R143. It doesn't that someone actually ran out. If I sat through two hours of banality, so I'd be embarrassed to talk about it afterward.

Tracey Morgan has always been dumb. I still wonder why Tina Fey hired him for 30 Rock. Was she pressured by Lorne Michaels?

Kanye West, Al Sharpton

Dax Shepard

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Channing Tatum comes acros as " unintelligent "

[quote]Whoopi is an intelligent woman

The woman who said what Roman Polanski did wasn't rape rape? She's a genius alright.

I cant believe I've read this thread and Iggy Azalea's name didn't show up yet. She IS retarded.

K-Fed Kirstie Alley Oleson twins

Paula Deen

Rachael Ray

The crew of The Talk and The View and Fab Life.

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!!!!!

[quote]The woman who said what Roman Polanski did wasn't rape rape? She's a genius alright.

Was that Debra Winger? I remember Debra defending Roman a few years ago at some film festival in Europe.

R151 established he was talking about Whoopi, R154. Now we have to nominate you for this thread.

Paltrow

Kelly Ripa and her husband

Daphne Oz - kinda ditzy too

[quote]Kelly Ripa and her husband

I agree on this couple. Also Channing Tatum's wife doesn't seem too bright.

Cannot stand Goopy Paltrow but she is nowhere near dumb , speaks at least 3 languages and has turned her mediocre talent into real moneymaking.

Goopy is smart. I helped her get into UC-Santa Barbara

Beyonce

Kendra Wilkinson

Terry Bradshaw

John Leguizamo

Miranda Lambert

[quote] Beyoncé is a maroon.

R89, you're starting to slur your words. Did you mean moron?

And BTW, I don't agree.

R136

I don't think you understood the post at R124

When I posted adding Conan to the list, that was in response to R119 to indicate that other celebrities beside JODY FOSTER had attended an ivy league college; CONAN included.

R163, using "maroon" as a slur on someone's intelligence has been around since the days when Bugs Bunny was young.

Please try to keep up.

R165: isn't that comment par for the course when it comes to the 'Beyhive'?

I saw Beckham on a talk show once and he was terribly arrogant and bad mannered. Dumb as hell too, no wonder he hangs out with Tom Cruise. I think they are fucking.

I don't understand why dumb celebs don't get an education once they have money. It must be awful sitting at a dinner table with Beyonce, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt and they have nothing of substance to say.

Have you ever seen an interview with Matt LeBlanc? Dumb as a box of pubic hair.

I'm sorry OP I'm not trying to derail your thread at all I just have a question. Since a poster brought Ringo Star I always wondered, is he gay? or bisexual? I always got that vibe about him.

One of the dumbest celebrity interviews I ever saw was when Brad Pitt went on the Charlie Rose Show to expound on his vast but imaginary knowledge of architecture. It was quickly obvious that Charlie wanted to be anywhere but where he was, but he gave it his best shot. I've seen it replayed and you can tell when Charlie realizes how bad it's going to be because he can't get a meaningful answer out of Pitt. It's all about Pitt's ego.

At one point, Charlie asks if Aniston is as interested in architecture as he is, and Pitt says very coldly something like he has no idea what she's interested in, that she had her interests and he had his.

That was the day I realized Pitt is a stupid and arrogant jackass.

It took me three years to find out Brad was dumb as a rock, something I still find painfully embarrassing.

Tom Cruise. Once he fired Pat Kingsley he allowed the full magnitude of his stupidity shine.

Pat Corley

Anyone associated with the "Jackass" tv show or movie.

Oh god Demi Moore is SO dumb! Years ago that used car salesman Deepak Chopra told her she could live forever and she believed him.

R170, those actors and actresses who go on Charlie Rose's show are complete jerks! They go on his show with this complete Bohemian BS routine. They all try to dress in dark colors and look unkempt and disheveled. And they all try to speak as if they belong to an elite club for people who have high IQ's when in reality they can't intellectually grasp global current affairs. They are a bunch of losers ,and I don't know how people like these celebrities today. I love old movies and I love the old celebrities.

Oh my R163 get famous and add your name to the list.

Amanda Plummer

R142 I noticed he ditched the cane two weeks after he won.Walmart can spare it.I've never liked his humor.I don't understand his popularity.

Would it be easier to create a thread on which celebrities *aren't* borderline retarded?

Yes R180, but it would only have one post.

Jenny McCarthy

Not sure why Paltrow or Tarantino are on the list. You can hate GP but she's definitely educated and whilst Tarantino is a bit mad, he's not an idiot. I hate when these threads have unfounded names thrown around- Beckham is dumb as rocks though

Not a celebrity per se, but I know a guy in charge of a multinational goverment-type operation and I swear he is retarded. I just don't know how these people get these critical jobs. He's so dumb, sometimes I want to hold accountable the person who hired him.

Gwenyth dropped out of university r184 so I'm not sure how educated she is. Not to mention being educated doesn't necessarily make you intelligent and vice versa. This thread is about how stupid certain celebrities are, not how educated (or under educated in GPs case) they are. Her intelligence is like most peoples, she's average. Gwenyth however excels in elitism, pretentiousness, and snobbery.

Ben Affleck when he's talking politics.

I'm sorry r146. Didn't mean to be cunty but sometimes when I'm tired I find I can't differentiate between normal speech and the dumb-as-a-rock things that are posted here. I apologise.

Still, 2 hours....

I also vote for Melanie Griffith.

Are you sure Brad Pitt like I'm sure many celebs didn't just overindulge? Coincidentally met one of his old frat bros and Pitt was the top doper even way back then.

R98 I couldn't deal with creepy Joe Simpson grabbing on me for life. No amount of money is worth it.

Naya Rivera

Jennifer Lopez and Beyoncé , they flair their nostrils when they are thinking what to say. , a sure sign of " specialness

Carol Kane

Whoopi Goldber's "rape-rape" comment definitely puts her in the retard category.

Quentin Tarantino acts like a retard. If anybody says anything about him he doesn’t like Tarantino turns into a giant baby. He spits on people, screams at them, threatens them (usually behind much security), he does everything but grab a bottle and lay on the ground crying.

You're right R127. Where does being book-smart get you these days? The only things that matter are good social skills and common sense, period! Being book-smart means nothing! We don't need creative geniuses anymore.

Add Meek Mill to the rappers list. He and Nicki Minaj will have the dumbest babies ever.

"There are many dumb people who went to Ivy League Universities, they are merely book smart and many lack common fucking sense. Hello, look at George W. Bush. "

Are you saying George Bush was "book smart?" I don't think he ever read a book in his life. He had no sense, common or otherwise.

If you're rich enough, you can get into an Ivy league college despite low SAT scores. That's how Brooke Shields got into Princeton; she was accepted despite mediocre credentials. And you can buy a college degree; the aforementioned George Bush is proof of that.

"Where does being book-smart get you these days? The only things that matter are good social skills and common sense, period!"

So says the retard.

r35

She's not retarded, she just has no talent and is ugly.

Future Darwin Award winner Chief Keef. He's 20 years old, and he already has 4 kids.

r194 Sad, but true.

Oh good, no one's mentioned us yet.

Thanks, you got it R200.

[quote]I don't think he ever read a book in his life.

Excuse me?

I wouldn't exactly call them celebrities, but I would like to include the Palin family.

Joanna Newsom, whom Andy Samberg just wed. As someone so aptly put it, she sings "like a retarded baby."

I think R200 and R202 are the same retard.

Jesus Christ, R205. That wasn't an SNL skit?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling R206 --- in your skull?

Connected air bubbles Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag shouldn't go unmentioned here. Oprah hasn't had one thought that hasn't been cooked up by someone else. Brad Pitt and here's proof in writing:

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[quote]Oprah hasn't had one thought that hasn't been cooked up by someone else.

She was such a fuckup when she was on ABC in Baltimore that they almost fired her a good half dozen times. The only reason that they didn't was because she was the first African American female on the news in that market and they were afraid of the backlash so she was given chance after chance. When the top anchor refused to go on the air any longer with her, the management was beside themselves. It was Richard Sherr who saved her ass. He was working on putting together a morning coffee talk show and thought that the two would make a nice team. It was her last chance. The show, called People Are Talking was what got her noticed and the rest is history.

Most of her former co-workers were astounded by her later success in Chicago.

Is it DAE-ESSSCH?

Liza? Anyone?

I was going to add Gwen Stefani, but the real answer is all of them.

Rosie

Fantasia Barrino

(R205) I literally blushed listening to that , it was absurd.

I lasted one minute with that harp playing girl and half of that was Dave making a taxidermy joke.

Leonard Pinth Garnell level bad.

Minka Kelly

CS and DH

Who are CS and DH?

I'm thinking CS = Charlie Sheen.

Oh duh, thanks R221, Mr. In the News himself. I don't think he's one of the borderline retards, he's out of his mind on drugs and bi-polar crazy.

I could be wrong, he could be a 'tard. He married a few tards.

Anything that ever came out of Jersey Shore.

Every one of them. Moronic to the nth degree.

R196, Agreed. ALL colleges and universities thrive on free publicity which celebs provide. Heavy donors also are prioritized when it comes to admissions' policies. It's assumed that the wealthy will pay for tutors to ensure their prodigy will not totally flunk out. Since the best tutors are usually Teaching Assistants or grad students in the same field of study who really need the supplemental source of income, it's a win-win for everyone. Lazy students have been known to find far smarter but poorer class members to type their class papers while often heavily re-writing and drastically improving the original. Of course these coddled undergrads have already been steered towards the lightest course load with the easiest classes.

Mischa Barton

Suzanne Somers

Russell Brand

Carson Daily

R205, I've heard screeching cat fights that sound better. How can you wreck harp music? Couldn't listen to it for even 3 seconds.

I've read a few of Russel Brands "autobiographies." Yes he has some bizarre ideas but his writing shows real talent unless someone else heavily ghost wrote the books and his comedy material.

Met "Cheech" of "Cheech 'n Chong" fame way back. Sure heavily into smoking but clearly very creative, imaginative and savvy. Understand why he was able to build a successful career. Now since so many desperate wannabes are willing to do anything sexually with anyone, what's the REAL reason so many discussed on the above posts got somewhere in the entertainment industry? Can't be just "dumb luck."

R131's list of Ivy-educated celebrities is interesting in that there area number of people on that list who got in before they were famous and who had no family connections to rely on (e.g. Rashida Jones may be super intelligent, but being Quincy and Peggy's daughter must have influenced the admissions decision.) Matthew Fox, Amanda Peet, John Krasinski, John Legend, Elizabeth Shue, David Duchovny-- I had no idea

All that said, I've met lots of Ivy-educated idiots and many very intelligent people who went to little-known colleges and came into their own intellectually later in life. All an Ivy degree indicates is that you were a smart high schooler who knew how to play by the rules.

Russell Brand is not unintelligent. You can say a lot of things about him, but that isn't one.

"Oleson twins"

Again with the irony...

"All an Ivy degree indicates is that you were a smart high schooler who knew how to play by the rules."

With good connections.

[quote] The only reason that they didn't was because she was the first African American female on the news in that market and they were afraid of the backlash so she was given chance after chance.

#BlackRetardsMatter

Speaking of black retards..Wiggy Williams.She contradicts herself constanly.

Whoopi did theater in East Germany from 1979-1983. She also trained under Uta Hagen. How dumb can she be? If anything, she might be just be getting dementia.

John Leguizamo is NOT stupid.

The relentless use of the word"tardface" makes me question the intelligence of some of the basement dwellers posting on this thread...

House O' Buggin' was brilliant!

R234, how do either of those things make her intelligent? I'm asking.

"Whoopi did theater in East Germany from 1979-1983. She also trained under Uta Hagen. How dumb can she be? "

Pretty dumb, it would seem. She doesn't come across as an intelligent, educated person. She comes across as a loudmouthed, opinionated, rude dimwit. She FARTS in public.

Caryn Elaine Johnson (Whoopi's real name) is a particularly good example of the way the borderline retarded hide behind the cloud of guilt and "isn't she something for an ugly black woman" patronizing SO common when dealing with the retarded, and merely incompetent, dishonest and lazy, members of the historically/forever victim classes. Her hate speech, her ugly stunts, her fits of potty-mouthed smug dithering, her defense of every bad action by anyone she likes because they look like her Uncle Rufus all mark her as the type: I'm 'PESHUL because MY T SHIRT say so! And it's a good thing her handlers have managed to keep the freak-show mess of her "personal" life hidden. She's like a combination of R. O'D. and Susan Boyle without the capacity to hit a note right.

R238 Susan Boyle is an Aspie and it turns out she's highly intelligent just socially awkward.

R238 that's her real name? Why the hell does she go by Whoopi?

Wait - you thought Whoopi was her real name?

"Susan Boyle is an Aspie and it turns out she's highly intelligent just socially awkward."

I truly do NOT believe that Susan Boyle has Asperger's Syndrome. I think that's just a convenient excuse for her bizarre behavior. It's a fad these days to label anybody who acts odd with Aspergers. And who ever said she's "highly intelligent?" She's never done or said anything to suggest she has any intelligence at ALL, much less being "highly" intelligent.

So she's retarded, R242. Next...

It doesn't really matter if you believe it or not r242, the doctors who diagnosed her believe it.

Princess Diana Kate Middleton Tom cruise Rob Lowe James woods

Link to the "messy" hidden private life of the Academy Award Winning actress of Ghost, please.

Whoopi is a certified rape apologist.

Has Shailene Woodley been mentioned? Her new age tweets make her seem very nutty and quite dense.

Also, regarding the discussion of ivy- educated celebs, there's a big difference between celebrities who earn admission into Ivies before fame and the celebrities who earn admission after fame. It's much easier to do the latter.

That awful Chrissy Teigan is all kinds of stupid.

No, R241. I know Whoopi is a stage name. I am curious as to how one goes from Caryn to Whoopi. Who told her that was a great idea?

I believe it was Mr Bob Eubanks who told her to roll with Whoopi

Who is the actress who always claims she went to Columbia, but all she did was enroll in a couple of classes through their continuing education program?

Terence Howard!

Some of you are unable to distinguish between people who are uneducated and unintelligent.

Terrence Howard seems like an example of both, plus he's crazy. Whoopi is probably more uneducated than unintelligent, certainly she's smart enough to troll you bitches and get you talking.

I think Tracy Morgan got the 30 Rock gig because he was literally the only black person Tina Fey knows. She didn't think Tim Meadows had the range, but she's wrong.

Gwyneth is indeed dumb. Vag steaming, talking to water to make it feel better, complete social tone deafness, breeding with that gawpy faced twat from that shitty band? She's an idiot.

Ted Nugent

[quote][R131]'s list of Ivy-educated celebrities is interesting in that there area number of people on that list who got in before they were famous and who had no family connections to rely on (e.g. Rashida Jones may be super intelligent, but being Quincy and Peggy's daughter must have influenced the admissions decision.) Matthew Fox, Amanda Peet, John Krasinski, John Legend, Elizabeth Shue, David Duchovny-- I had no idea

Buzzfeed put out a longer list of Ivy League actors this past summer. Tracee Ellis Ross , Alison Williams, and Mira Sorvino are on that list. Those three like Rashida probably had parental influence in admissions. Paul Giamatti is a Yale grad and his father had served as a president of Yale. A few celebs on that list like Edward Norton, Jordana Brewster, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Ellie Kemper come from wealthy families. Maggie's little brother Jake is a Columbia drop out.

Laverne Cox is a moron. I was glad when people called her out for defending a convicted murderer.

DL Cunts . . .was there ever a more regarded group? And let's not forget the DL Fraus.

R251, are you thinking of Kelly Bensimon?

Russell Brand is smart as a whip. Very quick thinker.

R63 herself has got to be one of the dumbest people alive if she thinks anyone for whom image, being cool, is a large reason one's famous, would willingly debase oneself to millions of people because it's "just TV".

Celebrites still have amour propre, honey. Even if they're doing reality TV.

[quote]herself has got to be one of the dumbest people alive if she thinks anyone for whom image, being cool, is a large reason one's famous, would willingly debase oneself to millions of people because it's "just TV".

What a needlessly awkward and tortuous sentence.

R209 I'm glad you said Oprah. She has great emotional intelligence which has made her unbelievably successful, but has not an original thought in her head. She believes in a whole lot of spiritual charletons, believes she was chosen for greatness by God and can't distinguish real science from quackery. She's no genius that one.

My sister years ago went to a state university and she dated this guy who went to Stanford. They were observing what each others homework was like. My sister was shocked because her homework was very tedious and hard,on the other hand, his homework wasn't that hard at all. My sister's homework wasn't hard for her because she has an extremely high IQ and she was eligible to join Mensa,but the homework as a whole was very hard.

BTW, I'm not trying to derail this thread ,but since Oprah is brought up, I have ask this question. I don't usually watch The Atlanta Housewives show ,but I just watched the first episode this season. Kenya was at a party and she said there are so many beautiful women in this room I can almost dip into the lady's pond. Marlow said, but you don't have Oprah's money to dip into the lady's pond. I was thinking, uh? that sound like they know more than the public that Oprah is a lesbo?

BTW, someone said James Woods is retard, wrong. His IQ is 184.

Here is a list of celebrities IQs

I love the celebrities who went to college for a semester or two before flunking out or dropping out, and then they claim they were majoring in nuclear physics or something just to sound intelligent.

Ashton Kutcher claims he majored in Biochemical Engineering, but he was only at the University of Iowa for about a year, so he probably never even declared a major, much less took any real science courses.

[quote]I'm glad you said Oprah. She has great emotional intelligence

She is an idiot who believes in new age mumbo jumbo. No halfway emotional intelligent person would say 'atheists and non-believers cannot experience “awe” and “wonder”. The woman is dumb, making money from selling dumb things to dumb people.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Stupid doesn't even beginn to describe her.

Chaka Khan. Maybe it was just the situation, but I saw her on DWTS and she didn't come off as very bright. She seemed nice and rather shy.

[quote]Ashton Kutcher claims he majored in Biochemical Engineering, but he was only at the University of Iowa for about a year, so he probably never even declared a major, much less took any real science courses.

He claimed years ago that he majored in that to help find a cure for a heart problem that his twin brother suffers from. During the year he was there he might have taken an intro science course or two, but probably no extremely hard science courses.

Kelly Osbourne

James Woods is not retarded. He's a conservative nutcase. They are very similar though.

Rihanna is not American. She was from some island.

[quote]Kelly Osbourne

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

R261 has never heard of Gracie Allen and Lucille Ball, both of whom played dumb women as a foil to their husbands? How about the recurring "dumb blonde" meme that was done so well by Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Goldie Hawn, Suzanne Somers, Lisa Kudrow and many others for many generations? It's a fucking comedy stereotype and R261 hasn't noticed.

Lisa Kudrow was probably the only intelligent person on Friends set.

I think Kudrow herself is bright, but she played a character on Friends who was so naive she came across dumb much of the time.

Kudrow has a biology degree from Vassar. Her father was a doctor who specialized in headache treatments. Lisa was on his research staff and later left to pursue acting. She was the commencement speaker at Vassar in 2010. You can find the video on youtube. She gave a good speech and talked about the failures she had before Friends. I think Kudrow did play up the Phoebe vibe in real life to make people laugh.

Boyle does not have Asberger's. She had a hypoxia-related birth injury that left her - wait for it - RETARDED. Her lack of socialization, her impulsiveness, her inability to wipe her own fat ass properly - the stories from the show when she first started her audition rounds tell of it - all relate to her "specialness." No one is saying there's anything wrong with being a 'tard. What's wrong is quibbling and not embracing the fact that some people, even successful people with talents in various areas, are RETARDED.

And my earlier connection of her to Goldberg related to Goldberg's actions, not a comparability in mental acuity. Goldberg's issue is not hypoxia. It's the typical born-dumb-and-having-nurture-issues retardation complex but using racial stances to cover it up. Cop a shit attitude and people will assume you're smart. Goldberg has been coasting on a pose her entire career.

And I'm not saying she didn't have talent. Her early scenes, through walking out of the house and becoming "independent," in COLOR PURPLE are absolutely brilliant.

Why? Because Spielberg coaxed her to play what she is - retarded. A glorious, true-to-life performance.

[quote] You shore is ugggggggllllyyyyyy!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Kudrow is a tard

I suppose it's unnecessary to mention dear Edith Massey, but perhaps doing so will place celebrity retardation in context.

It is part of the picture with specialness that the special do not know they are special. Rather like a chimp does not fathom human culture - it just figures out how to work around it and get what it wants when it can. Feeling inadequate is more a burden of the intelligent.

Celebrities who can parlay appearance, particular skills and other attributes into commercial success tend to start acting out the worse side of their natures. So do smarties. But the 'tardos need handlers and managers to get them through, and the dynamics tend to be different. Look at the lives of Brit-Brit, Mariah Carey, even Elvis. Parasites feeding off the success of the retarded.

Massey is a goddess in the category because she did Waters' requests and then headed back to the bodega or shop. She remained herself in her little world - tickled at fame, but not succumbing to losing her humanity. Just because you're limited it doesn't mean you HAVE to become a monster.

I don't see Sherri shepherd in this thread... She belong

R276

I think you're right.

I would disagree with the person saying Elizabeth hassleback . The few times I've seen her on back in the day and they were doing "trivia" and such, she was the only one getting all the questions right. The rest of them sat there like they were stoned. Just because you disagree with someone's politics, doesn't make them retarded.

[quote]I don't see Sherri shepherd in this thread... She belong

Yes. I would also add her buddy Yvette Nicole Brown to the list.

Deb Winger

Kate Hudson

Lil Wayne

The Duggar family are all retards.

C'mon, if everyone is special, then no one is!

I asked a casting director this question once, and the answer came right out: Brad Pitt.

Dumb at a bag of hammers.

Laverne Cox was interviewed by the Times in one of those one-hour shows they do, and it quickly became apparent that she too is dum dum.

And then there's David Beckham. Oy.

R279 I'm sure the doctors who diagnosed Boyle with Aspergers can spell it. You can whine about it all you want but the fact remains that she was diagnosed by doctors not gossipy stage hands.

R289 I knew Laverne Cox was when she said she has a feminine penis.

Regarding all those celebrities with very high IQs...

Haven't you people ever heard of publicists? Sometmes they think that puttinhg out a ridiculously high number is good for the client's image. Which means that celebrity IQ estimates are about as reliable as Craigslist dick size estimates.

[quote] Lisa Kudrow was probably the only intelligent person on Friends set.

She was wasted in that show, and she's probably the only one who ever would have had success in a show that actually lived up to the hype of that one.

Daryl Hannah is not retarded. Autism is not mental retardation. But for her, reading social cues is literally like reading a foreign language. It worked to her advantage when she was playing a mermaid in [italic]Splash[/italic].

Kirstie Alley

I vaguely recall Daryl Hannah saying she she was dyslexic years ago.

Beyoncé, of course.

Lisa Kudrow might not have had sex until she was thirty-one so, she's got major issues one way or another.

How many on the above list are mentally challenged versus demonstrating the effects of over partying? Have met several on the Autism Scale, and sometimes they become so stressed from being constantly picked on as "different" that they become extremely uncomfortable around others. Could that be part of Susan Bpyle's issue? Or she and others could have been raised by parents who didn't have strong social skills either.

" Just because you disagree with someone's politics, doesn't make them retarded."

Does shoving comments in where they don't belong make you retarded?

*commas

"I had no idea until Michael (Douglas) explained it to me that Germans had done so many really bad things to jews in the war (WWII). I must've missed school that day (it was taught ?)."

-Melanie Griffith to interviewer during post production of SHINING THROUGH in 1992.

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[quote]I vaguely recall Daryl Hannah saying she she was dyslexic years ago.

Isn't it remarkable how many Hollywood actors claim to be dyslexic? I guess that sounds better than "dropped out of school at 15 and never really learned to read past the 7th grade level."

R284 I'm not American which makes me neither Republican or Democrat so Elisabeth's politics are irrelevent to me. However I can tell a poorly informed dimwit when I see one. Just because Elisabeth could regurgitate some information she'd heard on Fox News before arriving at the studio doesn't make her smart.

And your point about her answering some trivia questions correctly as proof of her high intellect is a huge reflection of how low the bar has been set when judging someone's intelligence.

R302 I'm cackling

" doctors who diagnosed her believe it."

What doctors? I never heard of any doctors who confirmed a diagnosis of Asperger's Syndrome for Susan Boyle.

I think her publicist probably "diagnosed" her. It's a lot more acceptable to have Asperger's Syndrome than to be mentally retarded. But it's obvious that Susan Boyle is the latter.

I don't know what you expect r306 - should her NHS doctor break the NHS rules about not talking about patients just to satisfy you? Who do you think "confirms" a diagnosis? Is there a special committee that announces health news for famous people?

Why are you so invested in trying to make her out to be something different? Did she piss in your cornflakes?

Could someone fill me in on what Susan Bole has done to make her appear on this list? I have never heard anything about her after her win on that show she sang on.

When any celebrity who is a member of $cientology gives an interview, it pains me to listen to them. They get hooked young, and never have the chance to develop their own thought processes, Danny Masterson is one of the biggest tools on the planet, but thinks he is brilliant. Damn him for pulling Laura Prepon into this cult!

R308 do you live in a land without access to television, google or music? I didn't watch the show and I'm not a fan of hers, but I still know who she is. Not to mention her first album went to number one on the charts around the world.

"Why are you so invested in trying to make her out to be something different? Did she piss in your cornflakes?"

Why are YOU so invested in trying to make her out to be "intelligent?" It is painfully obvious that she is not. Susan Boyle is mentally deficient.

Can the sue Doyle tards take it some place else. This 'debate' makes Demi Moore look like a rock scientist

"Could someone fill me in on what Susan Bole has done to make her appear on this list? I have never heard anything about her after her win on that show she sang on."

Have you seen any pictures of her? In ones that aren't professional photos, she's always mugging, making funny faces, scrunching up her face like asmall child and making hand gestures. She behaves erratically, has temper tantrums and once had a "breakdown" due to being separated from her cat, Pebbles. In the village where she grew up she was known as "Simple Susie."

On a blog someone asked "what disability does Susan Boyle have?" Someone suggested she might have ADHD. But someone else said:

"As someone who has worked and cared for people with learning disabilities both voluntarily (in my family and community) and professionally I have to disagree, it was apparent to me from her first appearance on TV that she has a degree of learning disability, which I read somewhere is for her due to oxygen starvation at or immediately after birth. "

"This 'debate' makes Demi Moore look like a rock scientist"

How do you figure that? Tara, you're retarded.

Levi Johnston

R310 do you have reading comprehension problems?

I never said that I don't know who she is, I said I haven't heard much about her after the win & don't know why so many here are saying she is autistic, or socially inept, etc. and I'd like to know why.

Thank you R313. I hadn't noticed that, I don't pay attention to pics of her much.

[quote]Susan Boyle is mentally deficient.

Are you people saying this just because I keep forgetting to flush after going to the loo?

No Susan. We are saying this because you forget to lift the lid before sitting down and taking your infamous black-pudding-and-Marmite shits while squirming side to side, humming and pulling at your lady taffy.

Michael Phelps.

Obviously.

[quote]No Susan. We are saying this because you forget to lift the lid before sitting down and taking your infamous black-pudding-and-Marmite shits while squirming side to side, humming and pulling at your lady taffy.

Oops! Didn't know you we're watching me, love!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Late Steve irwin

Deniro

Cher

Harrison ford

Lady Diana

Prince William

Brad Pitt

Gwyneth Paltrow

Late Steve irwin

Deniro

Cher

Harrison ford

Lady Diana

Prince William

Brad Pitt

Gwyneth Paltrow

Late Steve irwin

Deniro

Cher

Harrison ford

Lady Diana

Prince William

Brad Pitt

For those of you into name calling and getting angry at me on account I don't think hasselback is "retarded", go fuck yourselves. I'm not saying she's bright or smart, but she's not as stupid as the other View stars. I disagree with her on most things, but I think someone who walks out on someone because they disagree said persons opinions, is more retarded. Example:Whoopi and Joy walking out on Oreilly and people thinking that they were radical and smart.

I never got a "dumb" vibe from Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She knew her niche and filled it. The View needed a conservative, so she played one well. Same with Fox & Friends. She's been working for more than 10 years on national shows and has probably had the best post-reality TV career of anyone ever, at least anyone who started from complete obscurity without a specific talent.

The difference between the conservative talkers and the liberal ones is that most of the conservatives are creating a product and giving the audience what they want to hear, the liberals tend to actually believe what they say.

Is Arnie on this list yet?

R306

How can you say that ? She always looks so stylish, so composed, so well mannered and at the top of her game. Excellent actress. Oh, I am sorry; you are 100% correct. I misread your post. I thought you posted Susan Sarandon. I am dyslexic afterall.

Carlos Mencia

R329: I literally forgot he even existed

Someone on here once made a solid case for Robert De Niro being borderline retarded. It would explain his complete inability to do an interview.

Is Al Pacino a borderline retard?

[quote]I still wonder why Tina Fey hired him for 30 Rock. Was she pressured by Lorne Michaels?

Lorne Michaels pressuring ANYONE to hire a black man? Now THAT'S funny.

[quote] I don't understand why dumb celebs don't get an education once they have money. It must be awful sitting at a dinner table with Beyonce, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt and they have nothing of substance to say.

So that they would be able to speak substantively about the celebrities who they believe to be less intelligent?

Please don't wake up the "literally" troll.

Many years ago my mother ( who is a very bright woman btw) worked as a court stenographer with Harvey Keitel he had not made it yet as an actor , in any case she mentioned several times that her impression of his was a not too bright of a guy.

TINA YOTHERS WAS NEVER ON FACTS OF LIFE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina Yothers had so much tard, it bled into another show where she never appeared!

Why don't dumb celebrities get an education once they have the money? Because they don't need an education - being uneducated has led them to wealth and fame!

Unless they're genuinely interested in something, like that guy from Queen who became an astronomer, or they give up on show biz or go back to college so they can get a real job, they have better things to do than school. Sure, they know that middle-class snobs like us look down on their poor grammar and general ignorance, but they're the one living in a ten million dollar mansion. Who's the smart one, huh?

Adding to the list of Ivy-League-educated celebrities: Pat Boone (Columbia 58) and Jack Lemmon (Harvard 47).

Gwen stefani

Okay, so I guess there are plenty of "borderline retarded" people in this thread. Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel aren't dumb in any sense, they're creatives. They want to absorb themselves in their craft, not give pointless interviews or work in an office setting. Of course, some creative people are more willing and able to play the publicity game, but none of them can do the normal 9-5.

Carol Wayne seems to have been forgotten. Her dumb blonde schtick was her brand, especially with Johnny Carson in his Art Fern sketches.

I wouldn't say Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel are in the retarded celebrity category. They just seem very uninteresting. They're just dull; not dull witted, just dull.

R344, I hope you know the difference between acting dumb and actually being dumb.

Christopher Sean seems to be missing a few screws.

[quote]When any celebrity who is a member of $cientology gives an interview, it pains me to listen to them. They get hooked young, and never have the chance to develop their own thought processes, Danny Masterson is one of the biggest tools on the planet, but thinks he is brilliant. Damn him for pulling Laura Prepon into this cult!

I have a tiny bit of sympathy for Danny Masterson and his siblings because they are second gen Scienos. But I still can't stand Masterson. He probably tried to pull in other cast members from That 70s Show. Laura was the one who took the bait. Danny and Bijou have several other C and D list female actress friends who hang out with them quite a bit. Lauren German, Alexandra Breckenridge, and Krysten Ritter are in their posse. There is some speculation that those women are secret Scienos.

There appear to be a few people here who can't distinguish the character from the actor r346. Someone upthread was insistant that Lisa Kudrow is dumb, when clearly she isn't. I assume this is because she played Phoebe on friends.

It's like those old ladies who stop their favourite soap star in the street to give them a talking to for the behaviour of their character.

I don't think having poor communication skills in interviews makes someone retarded. Maybe they have poor social skills or get nervous and can't think or act right but lots of people with high IQ's aren't the best socially or good at interviews, while someone of average intelligence may whiz through an interview and come off much smarter than they actually are.

Rooney Mara seems a bit on the autistic side.

I also figure it has a lot to do with alcohol and possible drug consumption in the green room before they go out on stage for talk show interviews, R350.

That could be R352 because a lot of celebrities drink and do drugs for the very reason that interviews make them uncomfortable. I remember back in the 1970's many guests on the Tonight Show seemed either half drunk or high on something and at awards shows too. Intelligent celebs like Lisa Kudrow often have little quirks that make them seem dumb when actually they're the opposite. Sometimes I think very intelligent people think too deeply or are very sensitive which hinders their communication skills.

Kristen Stewart is one I think of who you can tell is absolutely miserable when being interviewed, at least most of the time.

Keanu Reeves isn't stupid but he does seem to have some kind of problem...maybe he's just drug damaged?

I nominate Dennis Quaid.

What about me r355? Why does he get all the attention just because he's better looking? I'm no genius either you know. Sheesh.

I once watched the Rosie O'Donnell show and she interviewed Julia Roberts. Julia said she was going to do a documentary on Mongolia and she said she didn't know where that was. Rosie looked baffled and said I don't know. They truly didn't know.

BTW, about the Susan Boyle. Sharon Osborn said Susan Boyle looks like a hairy asshole and I think there has been a lot of really cruel things that have been said about her. People need to do a examination of their own lives before making judgements like that about other people. Sharon Osborn is married to a complete freak who bit the head off of a bat ,and she laughs it off saying, well Ozzy though it was chocolate.

Eva Longoria

In prior years Andie MacDowell used to be cited in the least intelligent listings. Now she doesn't get mentioned at all. Guess her celebrity isn't what it used to be.

Longoria can come off like a ditz, but she has a Masters or PhD. She also has a successful production company that markets shows and movies to the Latino community, along with doing movies like John Wick. Isn't she producing and starring in a new show on NBC? Unlike, Charo, Jr., she is actually doing her own projects because she knows she can't play the "spicy" Latina role but for so long and stay viable un the business.

[quote]In prior years Andie MacDowell used to be cited in the least intelligent listings. Now she doesn't get mentioned at all. Guess her celebrity isn't what it used to be.

These days she occasionally does small roles in movies. She is doing a show on the Halllmark channel now and she was on a short lived ABC Family show prior to that.

Oh. Just remembered that interview from years ago where Faith Ford admitted she didn't understand the writing or plotlines on Murphy Brown.

Keanu is asocial. His acting shows it. He imitates human behavior as well as he can, but he doesn't really understand it as an interior, existential embodiment.

Danny Bonaduce

Eva Longoria and George Lopez went to the White House and to congress and these to bastards said the American people owe our people, Latinos, everything and more. Eva Longoria belongs to La Raza witch means the race which is the Latino KKK. She doesn't like white people at all. She is a major bitch and I wouldn't watch anything with her in it. George Lopez is another one who hates white people and he is a complete piece of shit!

R196, Brooke Shields is actually surprisingly intelligent and well-read. She has worked very hard in her adult life to make herself so as she is still embarrassed by some of the statements she made when she was young.

A friend met Orlando Bloom around the time the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie came out. She said he was very sweet, but "not the brightest bulb in the yard". By the end of their conversation she wanted to "pat him on the head, give him a cookie and tell him to go out to play."

Tom Cruise is genuinely unintelligent, which is why the COS has been able to manipulate him so well.

R196, Brooke Shields is actually surprisingly intelligent and well-read. She has worked very hard in her adult life to make herself so as she is still embarrassed by some of the statements she made when she was young.

A friend met Orlando Bloom around the time the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie came out. She said he was very sweet, but "not the brightest bulb in the yard". By the end of their conversation she wanted to "pat him on the head, give him a cookie and tell him to go out to play."

Tom Cruise is genuinely unintelligent, which is why the COS has been able to manipulate him so well.

I've heard stuff about Longoria hating white people. I don't think she is huge moron. One of the problems with Longoria and George Lopez is that they don't acknowledge the awful things their own ancestors did. Mestizo and Spanish settlers did horrible things to U.S. Native American tribes in Texas, California, Arizona, and New Mexico. Longoria can go on and on about how Latinos have suffered, but they like other race and ethnic groups aren't completely innocent.

Longoria has had some success with producing. She is one of the producers on Devious Maids along with Marc Cherry But her upcoming NBC show Telenovela looks awful. Maybe she is hoping to reel in the viewers of Jane The Virgin. Longoria's acting sucks and Gina Rodriguez is miles ahead. I'm not a huge America Ferrera fan, she is still better than Eva.

"Brooke Shields is actually surprisingly intelligent and well-read."

I've never gotten the impression that Brooke Shields is "surprisingly intelligent and well read." She's one of those people who has had things handed to her all her life because of her looks, and that includes a college degree at an Ivy league school. Definitely NOT "surprisingly intelligent", not by a long shot. People like her never are.

Cameron Diaz. Dumb as a box of rocks but likes to think of herself as intellectual.

R370 obviously used to work for Cameron Diaz. Or did you just get snubbed by her at a restaurant or something?

R370 I have heard that too about Cameron Diaz and top of that, she can't stand anyone who isn't financially in the same level as her and who isn't well connected. She thinks people are beneath her if they are not wealthy.

R368, Longwhoria and George Hoepez are Mexican not Spanish. When Mexico took over California and other states, the land grant families didn't identify with the Mexicans. It would be like we are Americans and Canada took over the United States after England left, and Americans became Canadian, but originally you were American. So when Mexico took over California, they were Mexican in the sense that the Mexican government took over. The California's identity, culture, and infrastructure, was already established before Mexico took over. Also, Mexicans didn't like Californians ,and they didn't want them to go near Mexico. I am an 8th generation Californian on my mother's side of the family. My California ancestors date back to Early Spanish California. Its highly possible I have native American ancestry as well. My great, great, great, grandfather married a Spanish land grant heiress. I totally agree with you that the Spanish were mean to the natives of the land .but actually the ones who were really ruthless were the Catholic church who came with the explorers. The Spanish priests who came to California and who tried to convert the natives into Catholicism were all Jesuits, which are the worst of the worst in the Catholic church. The Jesuits are ruthless even to this day. There was a true story in California history which a Jesuit priest was so vicious to the natives that the natives couldn't take it anymore and hacked the priest to death.

I remember several years back Cameron Diaz tried to be a high profile environmental activist. She had some MTV show thing and in interviews she was talking about driving hybrid cars, finding ways to use less water. I think that stopped after awhile when she wasn't getting enough attention.

R350 is right. Smart, sensitive people understand how deeply creepy humanity is and react accordingly.

Kristen Schaal from Last Man On Earth

Schall looks and sounds retarded, but that bitch is funny. Smart as a whip, that one.

Kirk and Candace Cameron

So if Eva Longoria hates White people then why try to be the long-term lover or pap escort of famous white men? A fling for a career boost and media attention would be easier.

Celine Dion and Ricky Martin. Their interviews are excruciating to listen to.

Eva Longoria would be considered "white" almost anywhere in the world.

Eva Longoria is mixed but ignores that she has European heritage.

[quote]Celine Dion and Ricky Martin. Their interviews are excruciating to listen to.

I can tolerate Ricky Martin's interviews. Celine Dion is dreadful in interviews.

Depends if your're interviewing Celine D in English or French.

Rebel Wilson

R73 Then Cameron Diaz wrote a health book and when interviewed by Oprah gave incredible insight on the subject of human poop - healthy human poop to be precise.

R385 here. ^^^ Meant to type r373

Tom Cruise is almost creepy retarded, comes out for full effect in Magnolia.

Not retarded, but needs a more developed vocabulary - Laura Prepon

Areola Granola and her possum-faced brother

Jennifer Nettles

I have trouble determining whether Laura Prepon is retarded, or a calculated Sociopath. She's a Scientologist. She has that same empty look in her eyes that Cruise has.

Prepon has been brainwashed by the $cienos and that stupid fuck Danny Masterson. She is scared to get out because she'll lose all the people she's been isolated with the past 20 years. The only other people she's allowed to hang out with besides the $$ and her handlers are her dumbass UFC buds. They are safe, because they aren't a threat to the $.

Hey, don't forget about us.......we want in immediately!

R323, R324, R325 top of the list of Borderline Retarded Non-celebrities.

[quote]Prepon has been brainwashed by the $cienos and that stupid fuck Danny Masterson. She is scared to get out because she'll lose all the people she's been isolated with the past 20 years. The only other people she's allowed to hang out with besides the $$ and her handlers are her dumbass UFC buds. They are safe, because they aren't a threat to the $.

Was she ever friends with her That 70s Show co-stars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher? They managed to avoid Danny Masterson's Scieno pitches?

I like blue.

Dear Loretta Young.

[quote]Cecil B. DeMille directed Loretta Young in “The Crusades.” She was doing a scene urging Richard the Lion-Hearted to fight on behalf of the Christian nations in the crusades. Loretta read the line: “Richard, you gotta save Christianity!” She wasn’t very convincing. So DeMille took Loretta aside and asked her to put some AWE into her line. They reshot the scene, and Loretta Young said: “Aw, Richard, you gotta save Christianity!”

Jenna Elfman is another retarded celeb $cieno

Another vote for Beyoncé

Channing Tatum

Paula Abdul

Brad Pitt

After last night - Steve Harvey

Why would anyone suggest Brad Pitt is borderline retarded. He is a wildly successful film producer which takes some brains and good taste. No one in the industry shares this opinion. I think that rumor was started by Goopy after Pitt dumped her ass for cheating on him.

R400 Steve Harvey has always been a borderline retard

"Dear gods I's funny !"

"Oh, and nexts years when they's has mes back at that Miss United Contest, I's gonna insists on a raise !"

R404 Racists aren't witty or smart, either.

Steve Harvey is a homophobic asshole too.

Keanu Reeves is dumb as a box of hair, but he is a very nice person, so he gets a pass.

What about the Olympian/reality show star, Ryan Lochte? Always seemed dumber than dirt, but very pretty to look at in Speedos.

Cecil B. DeMille directed Loretta Young in “The Crusades.” She was doing a scene urging Richard the Lion-Hearted to fight on behalf of the Christian nations in the crusades. Loretta read the line: “Richard, you gotta save Christianity!” She wasn’t very convincing. So DeMille took Loretta aside and asked her to put some AWE into her line. They reshot the scene, and Loretta Young said: “Aw, Richard, you gotta save Christianity!”

Loretta Young was a whore who hid her lovechild with clark Gable, pretending to adopt the child. She was so holy

[quote] How about the recurring "dumb blonde" meme that was done so well by Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Goldie Hawn, Suzanne Somers, Lisa Kudrow and many others for many generations?

Imbecile.

These are actresses playing dumb people roles on TV - except for those retarded old people who confuse actors for the roles they play (of which you're one example), people wouldn't assume them to be defective, and they'll not be hurting their brand.

When Jessica Simpson asked what kind of tuna she was eating, fish or chicken, she was not understood to be playing any role - she was being herself, thereby damaging her already low image.

Anyone who has ever been a client of PR maven Pat Kingsley. Tom Cruise and Demi Moore come to mind. You'd always see these long profiles in Vanity Fair in which the celeb would appear to be thoughtful and intelligent, but then when they were solo you could tell there wasn't a thought in their head other than grasping, shallow ones.

Angie Harmon comes off as a borderline retard in interviews.

[quote]I have trouble determining whether Laura Prepon is retarded, or a calculated Sociopath. She's a Scientologist. She has that same empty look in her eyes that Cruise has.

I have noticed that empty look in her eyes. If she isn't a sociopath, she was the perfect idiot target for Scienos to recruit.

Someone upthread mentioned Suzanne Somers. For the past several years, something about her seems off.

Thank goodness Steve Harvey made the list. And I agree, he's always appeared to be retarded.

Steve Harvey has been called out in the past for some of the dumb ass things he has said and done. Those incidents weren't big stories though. Harvey's comments about atheists not having moral barometers pissed off a lot of people and he got slammed on reddit and other sites. The Miss Universe incident became a big story because of social media trending topics and it seems that some people are starting to realize that Harvey is an idiot. He isn't a nice person either. Stories of him being an asshole are out there.

:: snort ::

[quote]Someone upthread mentioned Suzanne Somers. For the past several years, something about her seems off.

If by "several" you mean "sixty," I'd agree.

Beyoncé for sure. She's doesn't even seem human, more like a wind up robot.

Katie Holmes owns this thread. I've been watching her over the past few years, especially after the Cruise divorce, to get a sense of the kind of person she is. The must have been 'something' that caught/retained Cruise's interest. (No snickering).

When she was cast as Jackie Kennedy 3 or whatever years ago, I watched the entire made-for-TV series to see the 'intelligence' this actress brought to her famous political character. Holmes was pure camp, zero emotional intelligence - flat, uninspiring - zero energy. Dead on arrival 'acting.'

I thought "Well, maybe the script was bad and made worse by untalented co-stars. Until.....until... I started listening to her being interviewed. She appeared a few months ago on Kelly and Michael Show and she sounded like a ten-year old. Every other interview she did, this same clueless, and I mean deeply clueless personality emerged.

I wondered if maybe it was nerves. No, not nerves. Katie Holmes may have a slight developmental challenge to deal with and the dumb and

Cher is not retarded , she is an amazing conversationalist and extremely intelligent, I know first hand bitches.

R421 = never happened

Incomplete r240 ^^^^^

..."and the seemingly 'child-like' responses she consistently gives really are a precise mirror or representation of her intellect. Then the Scientology and Cruise mishaps in her life began to all make perfect frightening sense. "

Cheri Oteri

[quote]Many years ago my mother ( who is a very bright woman btw) worked as a court stenographer with Harvey Keitel he had not made it yet as an actor , in any case she mentioned several times that her impression of his was a not too bright of a guy.

He has always seemed like a dumb ass. His ex Lorraine Bracco is another borderline retard. I couldn't stand her or Edie Falco on The Sopranos. I

Adam Driver looks retarded.

Keanu Reeves is an actor who cannot even PLAY smart. He tries to project intelligence and fails. He was wholly unconvincing even as a small-town (well, Hamptons) doctor in "Something's Gotta Give."

I hear Keanu Reeves is retarded

[quote] I wondered if maybe it was nerves. No, not nerves. Katie Holmes may have a slight developmental challenge to deal with and the dumb and

Precision of language, R420.

Boxer Manny Pacquiao. Yeesh. He's beyond gullible/vulnerable to people who kiss his ass.

And I saw Nascar guy Jeff Gordon do an interview in which he came across as being as dumb as a box of rocks. In fairness, he can talk technical, racing-related stuff all day, but his knowledge of/interest in the world beyond that came across as thin to a point of being transparent

Katy Perry, and I'm not trying to be mean but mentally she's just not all there.

I watched her interview with Howard stern once and it was very disturbing...like watching a pervy male adult try to manipulate an autistic girl with barely a 1st grade education. During the whole interview I felt like Katy didn't really know what was going on.

And also Britney Spears, and I really like Britney but she's not all there either. It's sad because if she would have had decent parents and a normal childhood she may have turned out differently.

R362 Faith Ford has those types of problems because she has Grave's disease.

Kristen Stewart. Vapid, self-absorbed, arrogant.

Kristen Stewart's Twilight cast mate Ashley Greene doesn't seem too bright.

Harry Belafonte owns this thread

R435 it says retarded not insane.

Keanu may be retarded but has a great agent...$$$$

Comedian Fortune Feimster looks retarded.

On Jessica do your research she has an empire worth up to a billion dollars , she may be retarded and stupid to you but if she is please give me lessons Jess...

R439 would qualify for the list if only she was a celebrity

Whoopi Goldberg aka Cosby defender

Shay Mitchell

Talia Shire

Sylvester Stallone

I remember on Nick and Jessica's old show when her best friend, Cacee, was apartment-hunting and one thing she insisted on was a month's free rent. She turned down one place because they offered "only" six weeks' free rent.

Chad Michael Murray

Dakota Johnson

Mika Brzezinski

The reason people like Tom Cruise and Demi Moore relied so heavily on their publicists, back when they were more in demand, was because both are nearly illiterate. They can't be trusted to ever utter a word that is unscripted.

Tab Hunter, a can of Tab would've been smarter

Justin Bieber seems “special”

She's probably not considered a celebrity now, but Yasmine Bleeth.

I saw her on Celebrity Jeopardy years ago, and the answer was: "This country's other name is The Netherlands." She couldn't get the question/answer format right, and said, "Sweden?"

Beyonce definitely comes across as 'slow' That's why she rarely does talk show interviews. When she was on some late night talk shows, every other word was 'erm', 'um' and 'yeah'. She definitely sounds completely uneducated. She's one celeb who is extremely lucky to have talent, she's sure no Rhodes Scholar! She's charmless, she seems so empty.

antonio banderas. heard he is one of the dumbest one in hollywood.

no shit, rhianna and bey both seem ..... dim. omg mika for sure, says so little, old joe carrys the show

i was walking near stallone once in bev hills on rodeo, he passed casey casem's bimbo wife on the sidewalk and said to his bodyguard " thats one pussyhole ide like to ram'....one gross fuk

yea, adam driver fer sure.

omg i forgot bout old fat whoopsie defending her buddy billy cosby......so bozo

Beyonce.

Tippi Hedren Merle Oberon.

Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex

Not sure if she qualifies as a celebrity, but Robin Thicke's fame hungry girlfriend/baby mama strikes me as borderline retarded. Her posts on instagram are cringeworthy, she comes off like a 13-year-old at best. And then there's the fact she's only 25 and on her fifth pregnancy (including one miscarriage and one abortion). Apparently, she admitted that at least the last two pregnancies weren't planned, plus the abortion at 19 ... mistakes happen, but THREE unplanned pregnancies in 6 years?? And I don't think she 'trapped' Robin and is lying about it - she really seems to dumb to use protection. Not quite 'special', but really really vapid and incapable of making good choices.

As for Brad Pitt, he sounds extremely slow in interviews, but if you actually focus on the content of his words instead of articulation/intonation, he doesn't seem that dumb. He's probably just high all the time ....

Beyonce.

Shaggy the reggae guy is duuuuuuumb.

Warren Beatty.