The first time I heard Rihanna give an interview, I thought she spoke English as a second language.
Borderline Retarderd Celebrities
by Anonymous | reply 463 | December 1, 2020 3:55 AM |
Retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2015 3:57 PM |
Jenna Elfman
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2015 3:57 PM |
Cousin Jeri owns this thread
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2015 3:58 PM |
I just saw the typo in the title.
Aw, fuck it. "Retarderd" it is.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2015 3:59 PM |
R3 No, she doesn't. All she has is cerebral palsy. I have Down syndrome and I own this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2015 4:23 PM |
r5
The OP specified "retarded," not "deformed."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2015 4:25 PM |
It would be far less time consuming to list those who are not.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2015 4:27 PM |
These days, aren't they all?
I has assumed someone like Lily Rabe would be very clever and articulate, but I heard her on the Leonard Lopate show in mid-September, discussing "Pawn Sacrifice," and she could not express a single coherent thought in the entire interview.
A stark contrast was provided the very next day, when Carol Burnett was on. She was so lucid and funny -- very engaging.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2015 4:49 PM |
The queeny Ross Matthews. Shallow, vapid puddle of retarded vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 23, 2015 4:53 PM |
Today's "Where the Cunts Come to Cunt" thread.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 23, 2015 5:00 PM |
In that case let me bookmark it....
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 23, 2015 5:05 PM |
Julliett Lewis
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 23, 2015 5:06 PM |
Beyonce is beyond stupid. Vapid, unedicated and self-obsessed.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 23, 2015 5:06 PM |
Which ones have CROSSED that border?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 23, 2015 5:08 PM |
Jenna Fischer seems to have borderline retardation and a form of autism.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2015 5:16 PM |
Adam Beach when he was on SVU. When they introduced that character, I kept expecting an episode to include a story of how the detective had triumphed over a traumatic brain injury sustained on the job. Nope, I was wrong.
Kartrashian daughters. But you can't say that about the mother, she's a genius for turning her vagina into a gold mine
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 23, 2015 5:38 PM |
R13, How DARE you!! Queen Beyonce is so sophisticated.
According to the defunct "A-list" of celebs that was doing the rounds a few years back, Andie MacDowell is 'borderline retarded'.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 23, 2015 5:39 PM |
Definitely Beyoncé. Although she may just be wilfully ignorant and intellectually lazy rather than borderline retarded, but the net result is the same. Seeing her taking selfies in the Louvre was so ridiculous but she seems far too stupid to feel embarrassed for herself.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 23, 2015 5:42 PM |
Cheryl Ladd
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 23, 2015 5:52 PM |
Robert Pattinson.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 23, 2015 5:57 PM |
Any Wahlberg
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 23, 2015 6:00 PM |
Does Steve Douchey from Fox and Friends count - he makes Elizabeth Hasselback look like Madame Curie!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 23, 2015 6:06 PM |
That idiot uber-conservative Heaton cunt who always plays someone’s wife on TV. Besides being a cunt, she is NOT bright. At all.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 23, 2015 6:08 PM |
Douchey's a moron, R23, but Brian Whatshisname on the other end of the couch has an IQ in negative numbers.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 23, 2015 6:09 PM |
Kate Micucci from Garfunkel and Oates.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 23, 2015 6:11 PM |
Alicia Silverstone - not even borderline, just retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 23, 2015 6:36 PM |
Not retarded but Taylor Swift and Kanye may have aspergers?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 23, 2015 6:36 PM |
Laura Prepon
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 23, 2015 6:36 PM |
Honey Boo Boo and family. Or does inbred not necessarily mean retarderd?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 23, 2015 6:37 PM |
Are we really counting reality show types as "celebrities?" HOW DEPRESSING.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 23, 2015 6:45 PM |
Tracy Morgan
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 23, 2015 6:59 PM |
Mark Zuckerberg has tard face.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 23, 2015 7:01 PM |
David Beckham, so beautiful and so very, very stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 23, 2015 7:03 PM |
John Travolta
Cher
Whoopi Goldberg
Quentin Tarintino
Amanda Plummer
Melanie Griffith
Don Johnson
Beyoncé
Jennifer Lopez
The Kardashians
Johnny Depp
Roseanne Barr
Melissa Rivers
Burt Reynolds
Soon-Yi Allen
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 23, 2015 7:09 PM |
My daughter is not a retard
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 23, 2015 7:11 PM |
Beyoncé is retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 23, 2015 7:17 PM |
Jaden Smith (possibly Willow Smith too)
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 23, 2015 7:17 PM |
The entire cast of Facts of Life
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 23, 2015 7:21 PM |
R38 Yeah Tina Yothers always had that tard face.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 23, 2015 7:46 PM |
Jenny McCarthy
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 23, 2015 8:26 PM |
Almost forgot Matthew McConnaughey, imbecilic moron of colossal proportions.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 23, 2015 8:41 PM |
It saddens me that none of you even consider her a celebrity any more. Glenn might not be A-list but she certainly still belongs on this list!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 23, 2015 9:01 PM |
That fat ass obnoxious comedian Gabriel Iglesias.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 23, 2015 10:10 PM |
Ruben from American Idol. Dumb as a rock.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 23, 2015 10:18 PM |
Danny Masterson
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 23, 2015 10:21 PM |
Nicky Minaj animal cunning survival instincts coupled with ignorance and stupidity .
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 23, 2015 10:27 PM |
Jennifer Hudson. Dumb as a post.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 23, 2015 10:31 PM |
I second David Beckham. Reportedly asked how to spell 'DVD' once.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 23, 2015 10:33 PM |
Miley Cyrus
Jeremy Renner
50 cent
All the Kardashians and Jenners.
Anyone who dates a Kardashian or Jenner.
Floyd Mayweather
Ronda Rousey
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 23, 2015 10:38 PM |
Nene leakes , Portia , Phadre from trashy housewives show.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 23, 2015 10:44 PM |
Yoohoo, did somebody call my name? Do I win a prize or something?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 23, 2015 10:46 PM |
Do professional athletes count? If so, then...them.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 23, 2015 10:48 PM |
Yes, Jessica Simpson is so stupid. According to Forbes she was worth $100 million three years ago, and her clothing line is still booming.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 23, 2015 10:53 PM |
Nobody said she was poor, R54.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 23, 2015 11:11 PM |
None of the retarded people I've known have owned billion-dollar businesses, R55.
I used to think Angelina Jolie looked retarded because of her dead eyes, but now I think it's narcotics.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 23, 2015 11:15 PM |
Jax from Vanderpump Rules is an idjit!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 23, 2015 11:15 PM |
Oh for fuck's sake, R56, are you a bit retarded yourself?
She had her father running everything for most of her life and she has business managers now. If you want to say that they are not borderline retarded, fine. Jessica's a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 23, 2015 11:27 PM |
Whatever, R58. You're obviously a few fries short of a Happy Meal yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 23, 2015 11:28 PM |
Somebody beat me to naming Melanie Griffith, one of the stupidest stars ever to open her mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 23, 2015 11:31 PM |
Tom Cruise
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 23, 2015 11:33 PM |
Of course, R59, and yet I can tell chicken from tuna, go figure.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 23, 2015 11:35 PM |
You're sure, R62? Maybe nobody told you to pretend for a scripted reality show.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 23, 2015 11:41 PM |
Jessica Simpson is like Ringo Starr, she lucked into a massive fortune because she worked with people who could make a product that would go big internationally. Sure, they both helped with the actual product, and were instrumental in selling it to the public, but they're hardly solely responsible for their success.
Speaking of Ringo Starr, it's hard to tell whether he's actually dim, or just completely uneducated. He missed most of his schooling due to various illnesses, and was never able to make up what he missed. He can barely read and write, but of course he doesn't have to.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 23, 2015 11:44 PM |
Almost all celebs under 30-- Extra stupid points if raised in Cali. They may be not be-quite-retarded but have no idea how to speak in public. This is why the Brits seem so smart, they know how to speak the ENGLISH.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 23, 2015 11:45 PM |
Daryl Hannah
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 23, 2015 11:48 PM |
[quote] Borderline Retarderd
Bravo for life's little ironies.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 23, 2015 11:50 PM |
Justin Bieber
Kanye West
Any Kuntrashian
Call-me-Caitlin-but-not-at-the-golf-club Jenner
Selina Gomez
Beyoncé
Rihanna
Jayden "I'm a scientist" Smith
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 23, 2015 11:58 PM |
R64, Simpson started with a line of affordable, comfortable but stylish shoes in collaboration with a shoe company (IIRC it was NineWest). It was a success and she branched out from there, eventually hiring a creative director who has led the brand to its current success. Simpson has remained involved because she wants to make sure her brand appeals to her target audience. Women love her shoes because they're comfortable.
You may think Simpson is stupid, but she's smart enough to hire the right people, and that's not easy. Nobody sells clothing successfully without having good people in the mix, and she does that very well.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 24, 2015 12:02 AM |
Jay Cutler
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 24, 2015 12:52 AM |
Ryan Lochte definitely is developmentally disabled. There's no getting around it. The funniest thing was watching the media drool all over him as their new golden boy and gloss over his obvious mental incapacity, only to have them abandon him when the found out he had latino roots.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 24, 2015 1:00 AM |
A doggedly determined Simpsonstan on the Datalounge?
Papa Joe, is that you?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 24, 2015 1:03 AM |
Jessica and Joe Simpson are lesser evils than Kris Jenner and her fugly daughters.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 24, 2015 1:06 AM |
90% of all the pro athletes.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 24, 2015 1:10 AM |
Whoopi Goldberg and Quentin? Explain yourself, r34.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 24, 2015 1:13 AM |
Well of course they are, R73, there are strains of ebola less evil than Kris Jenner and her vadge-droppings.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 24, 2015 1:17 AM |
[quote]90% of all the pro athletes.
Yes. Also Aaron Rodgers has a retard face
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 24, 2015 1:22 AM |
I do think Jessica Simpson is stupid but she makes millions...wish I was stupid like that.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 24, 2015 1:26 AM |
Even though she was only a "celebrity" for five minutes:
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 24, 2015 1:28 AM |
John Krasinksi looks retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 24, 2015 1:34 AM |
R78 ... but are you also pretty like that?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 24, 2015 1:34 AM |
OP, Rihanna's native patois is Bajan. She has to work at speaking Standard English for interviews, which she has admitted can be a little difficult.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 24, 2015 1:38 AM |
Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 24, 2015 1:40 AM |
Beyoncé, stupids and talks dump. Like, she talks with her mouth full.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 24, 2015 1:41 AM |
OMG yes Ryan Lochte, definitely
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 24, 2015 1:45 AM |
My cousin Jenny
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 24, 2015 1:47 AM |
Mentally Retarded > Retarded Citizens > Mentally Challenged
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 24, 2015 1:48 AM |
Sofia verga -woman from mad men Christina Hendricks Harrison ford Tom cruise Jennifer Lawrence - how have u guys overlooked her?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 24, 2015 1:48 AM |
Beyoncé is a maroon.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 24, 2015 1:50 AM |
R88...if only you were a celebrity...
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 24, 2015 1:52 AM |
[quote]woman from mad men Christina Hendricks
At least she isn't a clam like Elisabeth Moss.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 24, 2015 1:52 AM |
Isn't Beyonce Knowles supposedly more like Britney Spears (crazy and dumb), than Jessica Simpson (just really dumb)?
Or is that a rumor that Kris Kardashian started because Beyonce hates/snubs the Kardashians? To be fair, the trashy Knowles family is no better than the trashy Kardashians.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 24, 2015 1:56 AM |
JEAH!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 24, 2015 2:00 AM |
[quote]Or is that a rumor that Kris Kardashian started because Beyonce hates/snubs the Kardashians? To be fair, the trashy Knowles family is no better than the trashy Kardashians.
There is gossip that Kim Kardashian calls her black celebs friends, "the Auntie Jemima Crew" behind their backs. That could be the reason Beyonce hates them.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 24, 2015 2:09 AM |
Candace Cameron Bure
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 24, 2015 2:15 AM |
If R39 was being serious, he's over the border, too.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 24, 2015 2:16 AM |
Tracey Morgan, BeYawnSay and Kenya West
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 24, 2015 2:22 AM |
Nick Lachey, after reading how much Simpson is worth. He must kick himself in the ass every time he thinks about it.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 24, 2015 2:24 AM |
Brad Pitt and Angelina
Tom Cruise is seriously retarded
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 24, 2015 2:34 AM |
Raven Symone
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 24, 2015 2:39 AM |
[quote]Beyonce is beyond stupid. Vapid, unedicated and self-obsessed.
oh the irony
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 24, 2015 2:43 AM |
Keanu Reeves and Harrison Ford, nothing going on upstairs for either of them.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 24, 2015 2:47 AM |
Cher is far from stupid. But Jennifer Lawrence ISN'T far from it.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 24, 2015 2:58 AM |
I can't believe that I've read 100+ posts and no one had mentioned
M A R I A H . C A R E Y
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 24, 2015 3:01 AM |
Heather Graham always comes across as a dim bulb.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 24, 2015 3:03 AM |
Kardashians and Lance Bass.
If you hear Lance's radio show, he's not very bright. One example - they were talking about the phrase how you should eat more in the morning and less at night. He thought it was "eat like a king for breakfast, a queen for lunch and a princess for dinner". The other said "no, it's eat like a king for breakfast, a prince for lunch and a pauper for dinner."
A pauper? he asked. What the hell is a pauper? Who knows what that is?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 24, 2015 3:08 AM |
Sean Penn for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 24, 2015 3:10 AM |
Steve Harvey
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 24, 2015 3:10 AM |
Laura Benanti seems to be nowhere near as smart as she gives herself credit for.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 24, 2015 3:16 AM |
Tobey Keith
Kelly Osbourne
Flavor Flav
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 24, 2015 3:17 AM |
R104, Mariah never actually said that. It's an urban legend. I don't think she's particularly stupid. Crazy, yes, but not dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 24, 2015 3:18 AM |
Whoopi is an intelligent woman. Roseanne is highly intelligent- and bat shit crazy. Quentin T is a certified genius. He just looks Special.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 24, 2015 3:20 AM |
I'll never understand why some people regard Whoopi Goldberg as some sort of Buddha figure. I think she's sort of an idiot. Probably not much dumber than most of the other VIEW hosts, but an idiot, nonetheless.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 24, 2015 3:22 AM |
Antonio Banderas has nothing going upstairs as well, my friend worked with him.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 24, 2015 3:23 AM |
R112 Do you think Roseanneis is crazy for discussing MK Ultra?
R58 and R59 , I'd say Jessica is a few tacos short of a fiesta.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 24, 2015 3:27 AM |
R111
She's dumb as shit. Ever heard her talk ? See her interviewed ?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 24, 2015 3:27 AM |
Amy Schumer looks retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 24, 2015 3:30 AM |
Most rap artists look retarded.
I'm certain most of the are extraordinary however and bright, bright, bright !!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 24, 2015 3:36 AM |
I'm not retarded. I'm the only celebrity with a degree from an Ivy League school.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 24, 2015 3:39 AM |
Jessica Simpson is retarded. She just has had savvy management and knows, like so few 'tards, how to keep to the script and how to take direction. But she does have to practice things like answering simple questions - she "gets" the appearance of normality but there's just little working behind the bright, big eyes. She BELIEVES she's smart. But then you hear about handlers having to brush her teeth for her….. Such a sham.
Her ex knew it all. She's (meaning her people are) still paying him to keep quiet.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 24, 2015 3:42 AM |
Rosie O'Donnell
Lamar Odom
Guy Fieri
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 24, 2015 3:48 AM |
[quote] Yes, Jessica Simpson is so stupid. According to Forbes she was worth $100 million three years ago, and her clothing line is still booming.
r54 is certainly NOT borderline retarded! People who make a fortune are--ipso facto--sheer geniuses!
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 24, 2015 3:50 AM |
The majority of celebrities seem none too bright. I don't think hardly any of them READ. Some, like John Travolta and Cher, are high school drop outs. No, it doesn't take brains to be a popular celebrity.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 24, 2015 3:52 AM |
There are many dumb people who went to Ivy League Universities, they are merely book smart and many lack common fucking sense. Hello, look at George W. Bush.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 24, 2015 3:53 AM |
Jodie, you're not only smug, you're dumb. Brooke Shields graduated from Princeton.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 24, 2015 3:54 AM |
r128, you're not only smug, you're lazy and dumb. Otherwise you have noticed r121 already posted that fact.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 24, 2015 3:55 AM |
Christine Ebersole seems pretty stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 24, 2015 4:01 AM |
Here's a short list of other actors who graduated from Ivy League Schools, including the aforementioned John Krasinski.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 24, 2015 4:01 AM |
Gad - did it REALLY take 31 posts to come up with the right answer?
The King Of The Retards is, was, and ever shall be, world without end, amen, Twacy Mo'gan.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 24, 2015 4:02 AM |
R48 will believe anything!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 24, 2015 4:06 AM |
I've met David Beckham, he ain't a rocket scientist. He is a nice fella, but dumb, dumb, dumb. Vain as fuck, just like his other half.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 24, 2015 4:14 AM |
Matt Damon and Matt Bomer
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 24, 2015 4:15 AM |
R124 Conan managed to get in to Harvard.I find him hilarious. I guess you either get him,or you don't.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 24, 2015 4:16 AM |
Jeremy Renner looks like he barely lucked out in the chromosome sweepstakes. My coworker asked me if has Down Syndrome, lol!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 24, 2015 4:17 AM |
R134 someone I know was at a dinner chez Beckham over ten years ago. He told me there were around twelve people at dinner and a conversation about sunglasses lasted for about two hours. Two hours. Sunglasses.
There's a reason in the UK they're called Thick 'n' Thin.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 24, 2015 4:34 AM |
R138, so the other dinner guests participated, then one of them ran out to tell the tale?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 24, 2015 4:44 AM |
Has Johnny Depp been mentioned? He looks like an inbred hick.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 24, 2015 4:44 AM |
[quote]The King Of The Retards is, was, and ever shall be, world without end, amen, Twacy Mo'gan.
I forget about Twacy. Another SNL alum that is retarded is Victoria Jackson. One current SNL cast member that has tard face is Pete Davidson.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 24, 2015 4:46 AM |
Tracy Morgan may seem stupid, but it's alleged that he got a $90 million settlement from Walmart. He didn't lose his eyesight, hearing, legs or arms, and he's able to work, so that settlement was huge.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 24, 2015 4:55 AM |
Nobody ran anywhere r139, the guests were split between some taking part in the sunglasses debate with Thick n Thin, the rest bored to tears at the banality but stuck there for the duration. The story came up in conversation some weeks later.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 24, 2015 4:58 AM |
No, no, no , R142. He was brain-dead LONG before the truck-bus crash.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 24, 2015 4:59 AM |
R142, You need to get your hearing checked. No way he got 90 million. But hey, when stories get passed around, people like to spice it up.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 24, 2015 5:00 AM |
It's a figure of speech, R143. It doesn't that someone actually ran out. If I sat through two hours of banality, so I'd be embarrassed to talk about it afterward.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 24, 2015 5:02 AM |
Tracey Morgan has always been dumb. I still wonder why Tina Fey hired him for 30 Rock. Was she pressured by Lorne Michaels?
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 24, 2015 5:21 AM |
Kanye West, Al Sharpton
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 24, 2015 5:29 AM |
Dax Shepard
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 24, 2015 5:32 AM |
Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Channing Tatum comes acros as " unintelligent "
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 24, 2015 5:36 AM |
[quote]Whoopi is an intelligent woman
The woman who said what Roman Polanski did wasn't rape rape? She's a genius alright.
I cant believe I've read this thread and Iggy Azalea's name didn't show up yet. She IS retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 24, 2015 5:40 AM |
K-Fed Kirstie Alley Oleson twins
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 24, 2015 5:43 AM |
Paula Deen
Rachael Ray
The crew of The Talk and The View and Fab Life.
Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 24, 2015 5:45 AM |
[quote]The woman who said what Roman Polanski did wasn't rape rape? She's a genius alright.
Was that Debra Winger? I remember Debra defending Roman a few years ago at some film festival in Europe.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 24, 2015 5:45 AM |
R151 established he was talking about Whoopi, R154. Now we have to nominate you for this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 24, 2015 5:48 AM |
Paltrow
Kelly Ripa and her husband
Daphne Oz - kinda ditzy too
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 24, 2015 5:51 AM |
[quote]Kelly Ripa and her husband
I agree on this couple. Also Channing Tatum's wife doesn't seem too bright.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 24, 2015 5:53 AM |
Cannot stand Goopy Paltrow but she is nowhere near dumb , speaks at least 3 languages and has turned her mediocre talent into real moneymaking.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 24, 2015 5:55 AM |
Goopy is smart. I helped her get into UC-Santa Barbara
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 24, 2015 5:58 AM |
Beyonce
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 24, 2015 5:59 AM |
Kendra Wilkinson
Terry Bradshaw
John Leguizamo
by Anonymous | reply 161 | November 24, 2015 6:01 AM |
Miranda Lambert
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 24, 2015 6:05 AM |
[quote] Beyoncé is a maroon.
R89, you're starting to slur your words. Did you mean moron?
And BTW, I don't agree.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 24, 2015 6:10 AM |
R136
I don't think you understood the post at R124
When I posted adding Conan to the list, that was in response to R119 to indicate that other celebrities beside JODY FOSTER had attended an ivy league college; CONAN included.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 24, 2015 6:24 AM |
R163, using "maroon" as a slur on someone's intelligence has been around since the days when Bugs Bunny was young.
Please try to keep up.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 24, 2015 6:31 AM |
R165: isn't that comment par for the course when it comes to the 'Beyhive'?
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 24, 2015 6:35 AM |
I saw Beckham on a talk show once and he was terribly arrogant and bad mannered. Dumb as hell too, no wonder he hangs out with Tom Cruise. I think they are fucking.
I don't understand why dumb celebs don't get an education once they have money. It must be awful sitting at a dinner table with Beyonce, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt and they have nothing of substance to say.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 24, 2015 7:20 AM |
Have you ever seen an interview with Matt LeBlanc? Dumb as a box of pubic hair.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 24, 2015 7:45 AM |
I'm sorry OP I'm not trying to derail your thread at all I just have a question. Since a poster brought Ringo Star I always wondered, is he gay? or bisexual? I always got that vibe about him.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 24, 2015 7:52 AM |
One of the dumbest celebrity interviews I ever saw was when Brad Pitt went on the Charlie Rose Show to expound on his vast but imaginary knowledge of architecture. It was quickly obvious that Charlie wanted to be anywhere but where he was, but he gave it his best shot. I've seen it replayed and you can tell when Charlie realizes how bad it's going to be because he can't get a meaningful answer out of Pitt. It's all about Pitt's ego.
At one point, Charlie asks if Aniston is as interested in architecture as he is, and Pitt says very coldly something like he has no idea what she's interested in, that she had her interests and he had his.
That was the day I realized Pitt is a stupid and arrogant jackass.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 24, 2015 7:55 AM |
It took me three years to find out Brad was dumb as a rock, something I still find painfully embarrassing.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 24, 2015 8:09 AM |
Tom Cruise. Once he fired Pat Kingsley he allowed the full magnitude of his stupidity shine.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 24, 2015 8:14 AM |
Pat Corley
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 24, 2015 8:17 AM |
Anyone associated with the "Jackass" tv show or movie.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 24, 2015 8:31 AM |
Oh god Demi Moore is SO dumb! Years ago that used car salesman Deepak Chopra told her she could live forever and she believed him.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 24, 2015 8:32 AM |
R170, those actors and actresses who go on Charlie Rose's show are complete jerks! They go on his show with this complete Bohemian BS routine. They all try to dress in dark colors and look unkempt and disheveled. And they all try to speak as if they belong to an elite club for people who have high IQ's when in reality they can't intellectually grasp global current affairs. They are a bunch of losers ,and I don't know how people like these celebrities today. I love old movies and I love the old celebrities.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 24, 2015 8:35 AM |
Oh my R163 get famous and add your name to the list.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 24, 2015 8:40 AM |
Amanda Plummer
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 24, 2015 8:44 AM |
R142 I noticed he ditched the cane two weeks after he won.Walmart can spare it.I've never liked his humor.I don't understand his popularity.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 24, 2015 10:29 AM |
Would it be easier to create a thread on which celebrities *aren't* borderline retarded?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 24, 2015 11:09 AM |
Yes R180, but it would only have one post.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | November 24, 2015 11:13 AM |
Jenny McCarthy
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 24, 2015 11:32 AM |
Not sure why Paltrow or Tarantino are on the list. You can hate GP but she's definitely educated and whilst Tarantino is a bit mad, he's not an idiot. I hate when these threads have unfounded names thrown around- Beckham is dumb as rocks though
by Anonymous | reply 183 | November 24, 2015 11:33 AM |
Not a celebrity per se, but I know a guy in charge of a multinational goverment-type operation and I swear he is retarded. I just don't know how these people get these critical jobs. He's so dumb, sometimes I want to hold accountable the person who hired him.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 24, 2015 11:39 AM |
Gwenyth dropped out of university r184 so I'm not sure how educated she is. Not to mention being educated doesn't necessarily make you intelligent and vice versa. This thread is about how stupid certain celebrities are, not how educated (or under educated in GPs case) they are. Her intelligence is like most peoples, she's average. Gwenyth however excels in elitism, pretentiousness, and snobbery.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 24, 2015 11:49 AM |
Ben Affleck when he's talking politics.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | November 24, 2015 11:57 AM |
I'm sorry r146. Didn't mean to be cunty but sometimes when I'm tired I find I can't differentiate between normal speech and the dumb-as-a-rock things that are posted here. I apologise.
Still, 2 hours....
I also vote for Melanie Griffith.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 24, 2015 12:14 PM |
Are you sure Brad Pitt like I'm sure many celebs didn't just overindulge? Coincidentally met one of his old frat bros and Pitt was the top doper even way back then.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 24, 2015 12:31 PM |
R98 I couldn't deal with creepy Joe Simpson grabbing on me for life. No amount of money is worth it.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 24, 2015 1:16 PM |
Naya Rivera
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 24, 2015 1:26 PM |
Jennifer Lopez and Beyoncé , they flair their nostrils when they are thinking what to say. , a sure sign of " specialness
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 24, 2015 1:36 PM |
Carol Kane
by Anonymous | reply 192 | November 24, 2015 3:16 PM |
Whoopi Goldber's "rape-rape" comment definitely puts her in the retard category.
Quentin Tarantino acts like a retard. If anybody says anything about him he doesn’t like Tarantino turns into a giant baby. He spits on people, screams at them, threatens them (usually behind much security), he does everything but grab a bottle and lay on the ground crying.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | November 24, 2015 3:26 PM |
You're right R127. Where does being book-smart get you these days? The only things that matter are good social skills and common sense, period! Being book-smart means nothing! We don't need creative geniuses anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | November 24, 2015 4:50 PM |
Add Meek Mill to the rappers list. He and Nicki Minaj will have the dumbest babies ever.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | November 24, 2015 5:04 PM |
"There are many dumb people who went to Ivy League Universities, they are merely book smart and many lack common fucking sense. Hello, look at George W. Bush. "
Are you saying George Bush was "book smart?" I don't think he ever read a book in his life. He had no sense, common or otherwise.
If you're rich enough, you can get into an Ivy league college despite low SAT scores. That's how Brooke Shields got into Princeton; she was accepted despite mediocre credentials. And you can buy a college degree; the aforementioned George Bush is proof of that.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | November 24, 2015 5:09 PM |
"Where does being book-smart get you these days? The only things that matter are good social skills and common sense, period!"
So says the retard.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | November 24, 2015 5:11 PM |
r35
She's not retarded, she just has no talent and is ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | November 24, 2015 5:18 PM |
Future Darwin Award winner Chief Keef. He's 20 years old, and he already has 4 kids.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | November 24, 2015 5:19 PM |
r194 Sad, but true.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | November 24, 2015 5:25 PM |
Oh good, no one's mentioned us yet.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | November 24, 2015 5:44 PM |
Thanks, you got it R200.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 24, 2015 6:01 PM |
[quote]I don't think he ever read a book in his life.
Excuse me?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | November 24, 2015 6:02 PM |
I wouldn't exactly call them celebrities, but I would like to include the Palin family.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | November 24, 2015 6:05 PM |
Joanna Newsom, whom Andy Samberg just wed. As someone so aptly put it, she sings "like a retarded baby."
by Anonymous | reply 205 | November 24, 2015 6:09 PM |
I think R200 and R202 are the same retard.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | November 24, 2015 6:12 PM |
Jesus Christ, R205. That wasn't an SNL skit?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | November 24, 2015 6:49 PM |
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling R206 --- in your skull?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | November 24, 2015 7:17 PM |
Connected air bubbles Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag shouldn't go unmentioned here. Oprah hasn't had one thought that hasn't been cooked up by someone else. Brad Pitt and here's proof in writing:
by Anonymous | reply 209 | November 24, 2015 8:44 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 210 | November 24, 2015 8:47 PM |
[quote]Oprah hasn't had one thought that hasn't been cooked up by someone else.
She was such a fuckup when she was on ABC in Baltimore that they almost fired her a good half dozen times. The only reason that they didn't was because she was the first African American female on the news in that market and they were afraid of the backlash so she was given chance after chance. When the top anchor refused to go on the air any longer with her, the management was beside themselves. It was Richard Sherr who saved her ass. He was working on putting together a morning coffee talk show and thought that the two would make a nice team. It was her last chance. The show, called People Are Talking was what got her noticed and the rest is history.
Most of her former co-workers were astounded by her later success in Chicago.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | November 24, 2015 8:57 PM |
Is it DAE-ESSSCH?
Liza? Anyone?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | November 24, 2015 9:12 PM |
I was going to add Gwen Stefani, but the real answer is all of them.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | November 24, 2015 9:16 PM |
Rosie
by Anonymous | reply 214 | November 24, 2015 9:25 PM |
Fantasia Barrino
by Anonymous | reply 215 | November 24, 2015 9:25 PM |
(R205) I literally blushed listening to that , it was absurd.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | November 24, 2015 9:41 PM |
I lasted one minute with that harp playing girl and half of that was Dave making a taxidermy joke.
Leonard Pinth Garnell level bad.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | November 24, 2015 9:47 PM |
Minka Kelly
by Anonymous | reply 218 | November 24, 2015 9:48 PM |
CS and DH
by Anonymous | reply 219 | November 24, 2015 10:01 PM |
Who are CS and DH?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | November 24, 2015 10:02 PM |
I'm thinking CS = Charlie Sheen.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | November 24, 2015 10:08 PM |
Oh duh, thanks R221, Mr. In the News himself. I don't think he's one of the borderline retards, he's out of his mind on drugs and bi-polar crazy.
I could be wrong, he could be a 'tard. He married a few tards.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | November 24, 2015 10:32 PM |
Anything that ever came out of Jersey Shore.
Every one of them. Moronic to the nth degree.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | November 24, 2015 10:37 PM |
R196, Agreed. ALL colleges and universities thrive on free publicity which celebs provide. Heavy donors also are prioritized when it comes to admissions' policies. It's assumed that the wealthy will pay for tutors to ensure their prodigy will not totally flunk out. Since the best tutors are usually Teaching Assistants or grad students in the same field of study who really need the supplemental source of income, it's a win-win for everyone. Lazy students have been known to find far smarter but poorer class members to type their class papers while often heavily re-writing and drastically improving the original. Of course these coddled undergrads have already been steered towards the lightest course load with the easiest classes.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | November 24, 2015 10:49 PM |
Mischa Barton
Suzanne Somers
Russell Brand
Carson Daily
by Anonymous | reply 225 | November 24, 2015 10:51 PM |
R205, I've heard screeching cat fights that sound better. How can you wreck harp music? Couldn't listen to it for even 3 seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | November 24, 2015 10:54 PM |
I've read a few of Russel Brands "autobiographies." Yes he has some bizarre ideas but his writing shows real talent unless someone else heavily ghost wrote the books and his comedy material.
Met "Cheech" of "Cheech 'n Chong" fame way back. Sure heavily into smoking but clearly very creative, imaginative and savvy. Understand why he was able to build a successful career. Now since so many desperate wannabes are willing to do anything sexually with anyone, what's the REAL reason so many discussed on the above posts got somewhere in the entertainment industry? Can't be just "dumb luck."
by Anonymous | reply 227 | November 24, 2015 11:03 PM |
R131's list of Ivy-educated celebrities is interesting in that there area number of people on that list who got in before they were famous and who had no family connections to rely on (e.g. Rashida Jones may be super intelligent, but being Quincy and Peggy's daughter must have influenced the admissions decision.) Matthew Fox, Amanda Peet, John Krasinski, John Legend, Elizabeth Shue, David Duchovny-- I had no idea
All that said, I've met lots of Ivy-educated idiots and many very intelligent people who went to little-known colleges and came into their own intellectually later in life. All an Ivy degree indicates is that you were a smart high schooler who knew how to play by the rules.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | November 24, 2015 11:24 PM |
Russell Brand is not unintelligent. You can say a lot of things about him, but that isn't one.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | November 24, 2015 11:49 PM |
"Oleson twins"
Again with the irony...
by Anonymous | reply 230 | November 24, 2015 11:55 PM |
"All an Ivy degree indicates is that you were a smart high schooler who knew how to play by the rules."
With good connections.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | November 24, 2015 11:55 PM |
[quote] The only reason that they didn't was because she was the first African American female on the news in that market and they were afraid of the backlash so she was given chance after chance.
#BlackRetardsMatter
by Anonymous | reply 232 | November 24, 2015 11:57 PM |
Speaking of black retards..Wiggy Williams.She contradicts herself constanly.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | November 25, 2015 12:13 AM |
Whoopi did theater in East Germany from 1979-1983. She also trained under Uta Hagen. How dumb can she be? If anything, she might be just be getting dementia.
John Leguizamo is NOT stupid.
The relentless use of the word"tardface" makes me question the intelligence of some of the basement dwellers posting on this thread...
by Anonymous | reply 234 | November 25, 2015 12:14 AM |
House O' Buggin' was brilliant!
by Anonymous | reply 235 | November 25, 2015 12:18 AM |
R234, how do either of those things make her intelligent? I'm asking.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | November 25, 2015 12:20 AM |
"Whoopi did theater in East Germany from 1979-1983. She also trained under Uta Hagen. How dumb can she be? "
Pretty dumb, it would seem. She doesn't come across as an intelligent, educated person. She comes across as a loudmouthed, opinionated, rude dimwit. She FARTS in public.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | November 25, 2015 12:36 AM |
Caryn Elaine Johnson (Whoopi's real name) is a particularly good example of the way the borderline retarded hide behind the cloud of guilt and "isn't she something for an ugly black woman" patronizing SO common when dealing with the retarded, and merely incompetent, dishonest and lazy, members of the historically/forever victim classes. Her hate speech, her ugly stunts, her fits of potty-mouthed smug dithering, her defense of every bad action by anyone she likes because they look like her Uncle Rufus all mark her as the type: I'm 'PESHUL because MY T SHIRT say so! And it's a good thing her handlers have managed to keep the freak-show mess of her "personal" life hidden. She's like a combination of R. O'D. and Susan Boyle without the capacity to hit a note right.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | November 25, 2015 12:53 AM |
R238 Susan Boyle is an Aspie and it turns out she's highly intelligent just socially awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | November 25, 2015 12:58 AM |
R238 that's her real name? Why the hell does she go by Whoopi?
by Anonymous | reply 240 | November 25, 2015 1:09 AM |
Wait - you thought Whoopi was her real name?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | November 25, 2015 1:12 AM |
"Susan Boyle is an Aspie and it turns out she's highly intelligent just socially awkward."
I truly do NOT believe that Susan Boyle has Asperger's Syndrome. I think that's just a convenient excuse for her bizarre behavior. It's a fad these days to label anybody who acts odd with Aspergers. And who ever said she's "highly intelligent?" She's never done or said anything to suggest she has any intelligence at ALL, much less being "highly" intelligent.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | November 25, 2015 2:23 AM |
So she's retarded, R242. Next...
by Anonymous | reply 243 | November 25, 2015 2:38 AM |
It doesn't really matter if you believe it or not r242, the doctors who diagnosed her believe it.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | November 25, 2015 3:05 AM |
Princess Diana Kate Middleton Tom cruise Rob Lowe James woods
by Anonymous | reply 245 | November 25, 2015 3:32 AM |
Link to the "messy" hidden private life of the Academy Award Winning actress of Ghost, please.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | November 25, 2015 3:52 AM |
Whoopi is a certified rape apologist.
Has Shailene Woodley been mentioned? Her new age tweets make her seem very nutty and quite dense.
Also, regarding the discussion of ivy- educated celebs, there's a big difference between celebrities who earn admission into Ivies before fame and the celebrities who earn admission after fame. It's much easier to do the latter.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | November 25, 2015 4:02 AM |
That awful Chrissy Teigan is all kinds of stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | November 25, 2015 4:02 AM |
No, R241. I know Whoopi is a stage name. I am curious as to how one goes from Caryn to Whoopi. Who told her that was a great idea?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | November 25, 2015 4:13 AM |
I believe it was Mr Bob Eubanks who told her to roll with Whoopi
by Anonymous | reply 250 | November 25, 2015 4:17 AM |
Who is the actress who always claims she went to Columbia, but all she did was enroll in a couple of classes through their continuing education program?
by Anonymous | reply 251 | November 25, 2015 4:29 AM |
Terence Howard!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | November 25, 2015 4:32 AM |
Some of you are unable to distinguish between people who are uneducated and unintelligent.
Terrence Howard seems like an example of both, plus he's crazy. Whoopi is probably more uneducated than unintelligent, certainly she's smart enough to troll you bitches and get you talking.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | November 25, 2015 4:44 AM |
I think Tracy Morgan got the 30 Rock gig because he was literally the only black person Tina Fey knows. She didn't think Tim Meadows had the range, but she's wrong.
Gwyneth is indeed dumb. Vag steaming, talking to water to make it feel better, complete social tone deafness, breeding with that gawpy faced twat from that shitty band? She's an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | November 25, 2015 4:48 AM |
Ted Nugent
by Anonymous | reply 255 | November 25, 2015 4:52 AM |
[quote][R131]'s list of Ivy-educated celebrities is interesting in that there area number of people on that list who got in before they were famous and who had no family connections to rely on (e.g. Rashida Jones may be super intelligent, but being Quincy and Peggy's daughter must have influenced the admissions decision.) Matthew Fox, Amanda Peet, John Krasinski, John Legend, Elizabeth Shue, David Duchovny-- I had no idea
Buzzfeed put out a longer list of Ivy League actors this past summer. Tracee Ellis Ross , Alison Williams, and Mira Sorvino are on that list. Those three like Rashida probably had parental influence in admissions. Paul Giamatti is a Yale grad and his father had served as a president of Yale. A few celebs on that list like Edward Norton, Jordana Brewster, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Ellie Kemper come from wealthy families. Maggie's little brother Jake is a Columbia drop out.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | November 25, 2015 5:02 AM |
Laverne Cox is a moron. I was glad when people called her out for defending a convicted murderer.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | November 25, 2015 5:12 AM |
DL Cunts . . .was there ever a more regarded group? And let's not forget the DL Fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | November 25, 2015 5:12 AM |
R251, are you thinking of Kelly Bensimon?
by Anonymous | reply 259 | November 25, 2015 5:44 AM |
Russell Brand is smart as a whip. Very quick thinker.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | November 25, 2015 5:57 AM |
R63 herself has got to be one of the dumbest people alive if she thinks anyone for whom image, being cool, is a large reason one's famous, would willingly debase oneself to millions of people because it's "just TV".
Celebrites still have amour propre, honey. Even if they're doing reality TV.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | November 25, 2015 6:05 AM |
[quote]herself has got to be one of the dumbest people alive if she thinks anyone for whom image, being cool, is a large reason one's famous, would willingly debase oneself to millions of people because it's "just TV".
What a needlessly awkward and tortuous sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | November 25, 2015 6:15 AM |
R209 I'm glad you said Oprah. She has great emotional intelligence which has made her unbelievably successful, but has not an original thought in her head. She believes in a whole lot of spiritual charletons, believes she was chosen for greatness by God and can't distinguish real science from quackery. She's no genius that one.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | November 25, 2015 6:36 AM |
My sister years ago went to a state university and she dated this guy who went to Stanford. They were observing what each others homework was like. My sister was shocked because her homework was very tedious and hard,on the other hand, his homework wasn't that hard at all. My sister's homework wasn't hard for her because she has an extremely high IQ and she was eligible to join Mensa,but the homework as a whole was very hard.
BTW, I'm not trying to derail this thread ,but since Oprah is brought up, I have ask this question. I don't usually watch The Atlanta Housewives show ,but I just watched the first episode this season. Kenya was at a party and she said there are so many beautiful women in this room I can almost dip into the lady's pond. Marlow said, but you don't have Oprah's money to dip into the lady's pond. I was thinking, uh? that sound like they know more than the public that Oprah is a lesbo?
BTW, someone said James Woods is retard, wrong. His IQ is 184.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | November 25, 2015 10:42 AM |
I love the celebrities who went to college for a semester or two before flunking out or dropping out, and then they claim they were majoring in nuclear physics or something just to sound intelligent.
Ashton Kutcher claims he majored in Biochemical Engineering, but he was only at the University of Iowa for about a year, so he probably never even declared a major, much less took any real science courses.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | November 25, 2015 11:11 AM |
[quote]I'm glad you said Oprah. She has great emotional intelligence
She is an idiot who believes in new age mumbo jumbo. No halfway emotional intelligent person would say 'atheists and non-believers cannot experience “awe” and “wonder”. The woman is dumb, making money from selling dumb things to dumb people.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | November 25, 2015 11:14 AM |
Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Stupid doesn't even beginn to describe her.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | November 25, 2015 11:17 AM |
Chaka Khan. Maybe it was just the situation, but I saw her on DWTS and she didn't come off as very bright. She seemed nice and rather shy.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | November 25, 2015 1:02 PM |
[quote]Ashton Kutcher claims he majored in Biochemical Engineering, but he was only at the University of Iowa for about a year, so he probably never even declared a major, much less took any real science courses.
He claimed years ago that he majored in that to help find a cure for a heart problem that his twin brother suffers from. During the year he was there he might have taken an intro science course or two, but probably no extremely hard science courses.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | November 25, 2015 1:19 PM |
Kelly Osbourne
by Anonymous | reply 271 | November 25, 2015 1:39 PM |
James Woods is not retarded. He's a conservative nutcase. They are very similar though.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | November 25, 2015 1:49 PM |
Rihanna is not American. She was from some island.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | November 25, 2015 2:03 PM |
[quote]Kelly Osbourne
She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | November 25, 2015 3:09 PM |
R261 has never heard of Gracie Allen and Lucille Ball, both of whom played dumb women as a foil to their husbands? How about the recurring "dumb blonde" meme that was done so well by Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Goldie Hawn, Suzanne Somers, Lisa Kudrow and many others for many generations? It's a fucking comedy stereotype and R261 hasn't noticed.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | November 25, 2015 3:50 PM |
Lisa Kudrow was probably the only intelligent person on Friends set.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | November 25, 2015 4:12 PM |
I think Kudrow herself is bright, but she played a character on Friends who was so naive she came across dumb much of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | November 25, 2015 4:21 PM |
Kudrow has a biology degree from Vassar. Her father was a doctor who specialized in headache treatments. Lisa was on his research staff and later left to pursue acting. She was the commencement speaker at Vassar in 2010. You can find the video on youtube. She gave a good speech and talked about the failures she had before Friends. I think Kudrow did play up the Phoebe vibe in real life to make people laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | November 25, 2015 4:27 PM |
Boyle does not have Asberger's. She had a hypoxia-related birth injury that left her - wait for it - RETARDED. Her lack of socialization, her impulsiveness, her inability to wipe her own fat ass properly - the stories from the show when she first started her audition rounds tell of it - all relate to her "specialness." No one is saying there's anything wrong with being a 'tard. What's wrong is quibbling and not embracing the fact that some people, even successful people with talents in various areas, are RETARDED.
And my earlier connection of her to Goldberg related to Goldberg's actions, not a comparability in mental acuity. Goldberg's issue is not hypoxia. It's the typical born-dumb-and-having-nurture-issues retardation complex but using racial stances to cover it up. Cop a shit attitude and people will assume you're smart. Goldberg has been coasting on a pose her entire career.
And I'm not saying she didn't have talent. Her early scenes, through walking out of the house and becoming "independent," in COLOR PURPLE are absolutely brilliant.
Why? Because Spielberg coaxed her to play what she is - retarded. A glorious, true-to-life performance.
[quote] You shore is ugggggggllllyyyyyy!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 279 | November 25, 2015 4:38 PM |
Kudrow is a tard
by Anonymous | reply 280 | November 25, 2015 4:38 PM |
I suppose it's unnecessary to mention dear Edith Massey, but perhaps doing so will place celebrity retardation in context.
It is part of the picture with specialness that the special do not know they are special. Rather like a chimp does not fathom human culture - it just figures out how to work around it and get what it wants when it can. Feeling inadequate is more a burden of the intelligent.
Celebrities who can parlay appearance, particular skills and other attributes into commercial success tend to start acting out the worse side of their natures. So do smarties. But the 'tardos need handlers and managers to get them through, and the dynamics tend to be different. Look at the lives of Brit-Brit, Mariah Carey, even Elvis. Parasites feeding off the success of the retarded.
Massey is a goddess in the category because she did Waters' requests and then headed back to the bodega or shop. She remained herself in her little world - tickled at fame, but not succumbing to losing her humanity. Just because you're limited it doesn't mean you HAVE to become a monster.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | November 25, 2015 4:50 PM |
I don't see Sherri shepherd in this thread... She belong
by Anonymous | reply 282 | November 25, 2015 4:56 PM |
R276
I think you're right.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | November 25, 2015 4:57 PM |
I would disagree with the person saying Elizabeth hassleback . The few times I've seen her on back in the day and they were doing "trivia" and such, she was the only one getting all the questions right. The rest of them sat there like they were stoned. Just because you disagree with someone's politics, doesn't make them retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | November 25, 2015 5:06 PM |
[quote]I don't see Sherri shepherd in this thread... She belong
Yes. I would also add her buddy Yvette Nicole Brown to the list.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | November 25, 2015 5:14 PM |
Deb Winger
Kate Hudson
Lil Wayne
by Anonymous | reply 286 | November 25, 2015 5:18 PM |
The Duggar family are all retards.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | November 25, 2015 5:24 PM |
C'mon, if everyone is special, then no one is!
by Anonymous | reply 288 | November 25, 2015 5:37 PM |
I asked a casting director this question once, and the answer came right out: Brad Pitt.
Dumb at a bag of hammers.
Laverne Cox was interviewed by the Times in one of those one-hour shows they do, and it quickly became apparent that she too is dum dum.
And then there's David Beckham. Oy.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | November 25, 2015 5:52 PM |
R279 I'm sure the doctors who diagnosed Boyle with Aspergers can spell it. You can whine about it all you want but the fact remains that she was diagnosed by doctors not gossipy stage hands.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | November 25, 2015 6:11 PM |
R289 I knew Laverne Cox was when she said she has a feminine penis.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | November 25, 2015 6:12 PM |
Regarding all those celebrities with very high IQs...
Haven't you people ever heard of publicists? Sometmes they think that puttinhg out a ridiculously high number is good for the client's image. Which means that celebrity IQ estimates are about as reliable as Craigslist dick size estimates.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | November 25, 2015 7:44 PM |
[quote] Lisa Kudrow was probably the only intelligent person on Friends set.
She was wasted in that show, and she's probably the only one who ever would have had success in a show that actually lived up to the hype of that one.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | November 25, 2015 7:57 PM |
Daryl Hannah is not retarded. Autism is not mental retardation. But for her, reading social cues is literally like reading a foreign language. It worked to her advantage when she was playing a mermaid in [italic]Splash[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 294 | November 25, 2015 8:01 PM |
Kirstie Alley
by Anonymous | reply 295 | November 25, 2015 8:18 PM |
I vaguely recall Daryl Hannah saying she she was dyslexic years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | November 25, 2015 8:21 PM |
Beyoncé, of course.
Lisa Kudrow might not have had sex until she was thirty-one so, she's got major issues one way or another.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | November 25, 2015 8:26 PM |
How many on the above list are mentally challenged versus demonstrating the effects of over partying? Have met several on the Autism Scale, and sometimes they become so stressed from being constantly picked on as "different" that they become extremely uncomfortable around others. Could that be part of Susan Bpyle's issue? Or she and others could have been raised by parents who didn't have strong social skills either.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | November 25, 2015 8:28 PM |
" Just because you disagree with someone's politics, doesn't make them retarded."
Does shoving comments in where they don't belong make you retarded?
by Anonymous | reply 299 | November 25, 2015 9:14 PM |
*commas
by Anonymous | reply 300 | November 25, 2015 9:14 PM |
"I had no idea until Michael (Douglas) explained it to me that Germans had done so many really bad things to jews in the war (WWII). I must've missed school that day (it was taught ?)."
-Melanie Griffith to interviewer during post production of SHINING THROUGH in 1992.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | November 25, 2015 9:32 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 302 | November 25, 2015 9:40 PM |
[quote]I vaguely recall Daryl Hannah saying she she was dyslexic years ago.
Isn't it remarkable how many Hollywood actors claim to be dyslexic? I guess that sounds better than "dropped out of school at 15 and never really learned to read past the 7th grade level."
by Anonymous | reply 303 | November 25, 2015 9:44 PM |
R284 I'm not American which makes me neither Republican or Democrat so Elisabeth's politics are irrelevent to me. However I can tell a poorly informed dimwit when I see one. Just because Elisabeth could regurgitate some information she'd heard on Fox News before arriving at the studio doesn't make her smart.
And your point about her answering some trivia questions correctly as proof of her high intellect is a huge reflection of how low the bar has been set when judging someone's intelligence.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | November 25, 2015 9:54 PM |
R302 I'm cackling
by Anonymous | reply 305 | November 25, 2015 10:03 PM |
" doctors who diagnosed her believe it."
What doctors? I never heard of any doctors who confirmed a diagnosis of Asperger's Syndrome for Susan Boyle.
I think her publicist probably "diagnosed" her. It's a lot more acceptable to have Asperger's Syndrome than to be mentally retarded. But it's obvious that Susan Boyle is the latter.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | November 25, 2015 10:19 PM |
I don't know what you expect r306 - should her NHS doctor break the NHS rules about not talking about patients just to satisfy you? Who do you think "confirms" a diagnosis? Is there a special committee that announces health news for famous people?
Why are you so invested in trying to make her out to be something different? Did she piss in your cornflakes?
by Anonymous | reply 307 | November 25, 2015 10:53 PM |
Could someone fill me in on what Susan Bole has done to make her appear on this list? I have never heard anything about her after her win on that show she sang on.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | November 25, 2015 11:21 PM |
When any celebrity who is a member of $cientology gives an interview, it pains me to listen to them. They get hooked young, and never have the chance to develop their own thought processes, Danny Masterson is one of the biggest tools on the planet, but thinks he is brilliant. Damn him for pulling Laura Prepon into this cult!
by Anonymous | reply 309 | November 25, 2015 11:32 PM |
R308 do you live in a land without access to television, google or music? I didn't watch the show and I'm not a fan of hers, but I still know who she is. Not to mention her first album went to number one on the charts around the world.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | November 26, 2015 12:15 AM |
"Why are you so invested in trying to make her out to be something different? Did she piss in your cornflakes?"
Why are YOU so invested in trying to make her out to be "intelligent?" It is painfully obvious that she is not. Susan Boyle is mentally deficient.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | November 26, 2015 12:33 AM |
Can the sue Doyle tards take it some place else. This 'debate' makes Demi Moore look like a rock scientist
by Anonymous | reply 312 | November 26, 2015 12:37 AM |
"Could someone fill me in on what Susan Bole has done to make her appear on this list? I have never heard anything about her after her win on that show she sang on."
Have you seen any pictures of her? In ones that aren't professional photos, she's always mugging, making funny faces, scrunching up her face like asmall child and making hand gestures. She behaves erratically, has temper tantrums and once had a "breakdown" due to being separated from her cat, Pebbles. In the village where she grew up she was known as "Simple Susie."
On a blog someone asked "what disability does Susan Boyle have?" Someone suggested she might have ADHD. But someone else said:
"As someone who has worked and cared for people with learning disabilities both voluntarily (in my family and community) and professionally I have to disagree, it was apparent to me from her first appearance on TV that she has a degree of learning disability, which I read somewhere is for her due to oxygen starvation at or immediately after birth. "
by Anonymous | reply 313 | November 26, 2015 12:44 AM |
"This 'debate' makes Demi Moore look like a rock scientist"
How do you figure that? Tara, you're retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | November 26, 2015 12:59 AM |
Levi Johnston
by Anonymous | reply 315 | November 26, 2015 1:05 AM |
R310 do you have reading comprehension problems?
I never said that I don't know who she is, I said I haven't heard much about her after the win & don't know why so many here are saying she is autistic, or socially inept, etc. and I'd like to know why.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | November 26, 2015 1:35 AM |
Thank you R313. I hadn't noticed that, I don't pay attention to pics of her much.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | November 26, 2015 1:38 AM |
[quote]Susan Boyle is mentally deficient.
Are you people saying this just because I keep forgetting to flush after going to the loo?
by Anonymous | reply 318 | November 26, 2015 1:38 AM |
No Susan. We are saying this because you forget to lift the lid before sitting down and taking your infamous black-pudding-and-Marmite shits while squirming side to side, humming and pulling at your lady taffy.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | November 26, 2015 1:47 AM |
Michael Phelps.
Obviously.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | November 26, 2015 1:50 AM |
[quote]No Susan. We are saying this because you forget to lift the lid before sitting down and taking your infamous black-pudding-and-Marmite shits while squirming side to side, humming and pulling at your lady taffy.
Oops! Didn't know you we're watching me, love!
by Anonymous | reply 321 | November 26, 2015 2:05 AM |
Gwyneth Paltrow
Late Steve irwin
Deniro
Cher
Harrison ford
Lady Diana
Prince William
Brad Pitt
by Anonymous | reply 322 | November 26, 2015 3:12 AM |
Gwyneth Paltrow
Late Steve irwin
Deniro
Cher
Harrison ford
Lady Diana
Prince William
Brad Pitt
by Anonymous | reply 323 | November 26, 2015 3:12 AM |
Gwyneth Paltrow
Late Steve irwin
Deniro
Cher
Harrison ford
Lady Diana
Prince William
Brad Pitt
by Anonymous | reply 324 | November 26, 2015 3:12 AM |
For those of you into name calling and getting angry at me on account I don't think hasselback is "retarded", go fuck yourselves. I'm not saying she's bright or smart, but she's not as stupid as the other View stars. I disagree with her on most things, but I think someone who walks out on someone because they disagree said persons opinions, is more retarded. Example:Whoopi and Joy walking out on Oreilly and people thinking that they were radical and smart.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | November 26, 2015 4:42 AM |
I never got a "dumb" vibe from Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She knew her niche and filled it. The View needed a conservative, so she played one well. Same with Fox & Friends. She's been working for more than 10 years on national shows and has probably had the best post-reality TV career of anyone ever, at least anyone who started from complete obscurity without a specific talent.
The difference between the conservative talkers and the liberal ones is that most of the conservatives are creating a product and giving the audience what they want to hear, the liberals tend to actually believe what they say.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | November 26, 2015 4:57 AM |
Is Arnie on this list yet?
by Anonymous | reply 327 | November 26, 2015 5:02 AM |
R306
How can you say that ? She always looks so stylish, so composed, so well mannered and at the top of her game. Excellent actress. Oh, I am sorry; you are 100% correct. I misread your post. I thought you posted Susan Sarandon. I am dyslexic afterall.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | November 26, 2015 5:12 AM |
Carlos Mencia
by Anonymous | reply 329 | November 26, 2015 5:52 AM |
R329: I literally forgot he even existed
by Anonymous | reply 330 | November 26, 2015 5:54 AM |
Someone on here once made a solid case for Robert De Niro being borderline retarded. It would explain his complete inability to do an interview.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | November 26, 2015 1:44 PM |
Is Al Pacino a borderline retard?
by Anonymous | reply 332 | November 26, 2015 1:56 PM |
[quote]I still wonder why Tina Fey hired him for 30 Rock. Was she pressured by Lorne Michaels?
Lorne Michaels pressuring ANYONE to hire a black man? Now THAT'S funny.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | November 26, 2015 1:59 PM |
[quote] I don't understand why dumb celebs don't get an education once they have money. It must be awful sitting at a dinner table with Beyonce, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt and they have nothing of substance to say.
So that they would be able to speak substantively about the celebrities who they believe to be less intelligent?
by Anonymous | reply 334 | November 26, 2015 2:56 PM |
Please don't wake up the "literally" troll.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | November 26, 2015 5:03 PM |
Many years ago my mother ( who is a very bright woman btw) worked as a court stenographer with Harvey Keitel he had not made it yet as an actor , in any case she mentioned several times that her impression of his was a not too bright of a guy.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | November 26, 2015 5:18 PM |
TINA YOTHERS WAS NEVER ON FACTS OF LIFE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 337 | November 26, 2015 5:29 PM |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 338 | November 26, 2015 6:09 PM |
Tina Yothers had so much tard, it bled into another show where she never appeared!
by Anonymous | reply 339 | November 26, 2015 6:13 PM |
Why don't dumb celebrities get an education once they have the money? Because they don't need an education - being uneducated has led them to wealth and fame!
Unless they're genuinely interested in something, like that guy from Queen who became an astronomer, or they give up on show biz or go back to college so they can get a real job, they have better things to do than school. Sure, they know that middle-class snobs like us look down on their poor grammar and general ignorance, but they're the one living in a ten million dollar mansion. Who's the smart one, huh?
by Anonymous | reply 340 | November 26, 2015 7:38 PM |
Adding to the list of Ivy-League-educated celebrities: Pat Boone (Columbia 58) and Jack Lemmon (Harvard 47).
by Anonymous | reply 341 | November 26, 2015 9:37 PM |
Gwen stefani
by Anonymous | reply 342 | November 26, 2015 9:41 PM |
Okay, so I guess there are plenty of "borderline retarded" people in this thread. Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel aren't dumb in any sense, they're creatives. They want to absorb themselves in their craft, not give pointless interviews or work in an office setting. Of course, some creative people are more willing and able to play the publicity game, but none of them can do the normal 9-5.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | November 26, 2015 11:54 PM |
Carol Wayne seems to have been forgotten. Her dumb blonde schtick was her brand, especially with Johnny Carson in his Art Fern sketches.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | November 27, 2015 12:03 AM |
I wouldn't say Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel are in the retarded celebrity category. They just seem very uninteresting. They're just dull; not dull witted, just dull.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | November 27, 2015 12:54 AM |
R344, I hope you know the difference between acting dumb and actually being dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | November 27, 2015 1:05 AM |
Christopher Sean seems to be missing a few screws.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | November 27, 2015 2:31 AM |
[quote]When any celebrity who is a member of $cientology gives an interview, it pains me to listen to them. They get hooked young, and never have the chance to develop their own thought processes, Danny Masterson is one of the biggest tools on the planet, but thinks he is brilliant. Damn him for pulling Laura Prepon into this cult!
I have a tiny bit of sympathy for Danny Masterson and his siblings because they are second gen Scienos. But I still can't stand Masterson. He probably tried to pull in other cast members from That 70s Show. Laura was the one who took the bait. Danny and Bijou have several other C and D list female actress friends who hang out with them quite a bit. Lauren German, Alexandra Breckenridge, and Krysten Ritter are in their posse. There is some speculation that those women are secret Scienos.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | November 27, 2015 4:28 AM |
There appear to be a few people here who can't distinguish the character from the actor r346. Someone upthread was insistant that Lisa Kudrow is dumb, when clearly she isn't. I assume this is because she played Phoebe on friends.
It's like those old ladies who stop their favourite soap star in the street to give them a talking to for the behaviour of their character.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | November 27, 2015 4:36 AM |
I don't think having poor communication skills in interviews makes someone retarded. Maybe they have poor social skills or get nervous and can't think or act right but lots of people with high IQ's aren't the best socially or good at interviews, while someone of average intelligence may whiz through an interview and come off much smarter than they actually are.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | November 27, 2015 4:41 AM |
Rooney Mara seems a bit on the autistic side.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | November 27, 2015 4:45 AM |
I also figure it has a lot to do with alcohol and possible drug consumption in the green room before they go out on stage for talk show interviews, R350.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | November 27, 2015 4:46 AM |
That could be R352 because a lot of celebrities drink and do drugs for the very reason that interviews make them uncomfortable. I remember back in the 1970's many guests on the Tonight Show seemed either half drunk or high on something and at awards shows too. Intelligent celebs like Lisa Kudrow often have little quirks that make them seem dumb when actually they're the opposite. Sometimes I think very intelligent people think too deeply or are very sensitive which hinders their communication skills.
Kristen Stewart is one I think of who you can tell is absolutely miserable when being interviewed, at least most of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | November 27, 2015 5:10 AM |
Keanu Reeves isn't stupid but he does seem to have some kind of problem...maybe he's just drug damaged?
by Anonymous | reply 354 | November 27, 2015 5:22 AM |
What about me r355? Why does he get all the attention just because he's better looking? I'm no genius either you know. Sheesh.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | November 27, 2015 9:48 AM |
I once watched the Rosie O'Donnell show and she interviewed Julia Roberts. Julia said she was going to do a documentary on Mongolia and she said she didn't know where that was. Rosie looked baffled and said I don't know. They truly didn't know.
BTW, about the Susan Boyle. Sharon Osborn said Susan Boyle looks like a hairy asshole and I think there has been a lot of really cruel things that have been said about her. People need to do a examination of their own lives before making judgements like that about other people. Sharon Osborn is married to a complete freak who bit the head off of a bat ,and she laughs it off saying, well Ozzy though it was chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | November 27, 2015 10:35 AM |
Eva Longoria
by Anonymous | reply 358 | November 27, 2015 3:43 PM |
In prior years Andie MacDowell used to be cited in the least intelligent listings. Now she doesn't get mentioned at all. Guess her celebrity isn't what it used to be.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | November 27, 2015 4:45 PM |
Longoria can come off like a ditz, but she has a Masters or PhD. She also has a successful production company that markets shows and movies to the Latino community, along with doing movies like John Wick. Isn't she producing and starring in a new show on NBC? Unlike, Charo, Jr., she is actually doing her own projects because she knows she can't play the "spicy" Latina role but for so long and stay viable un the business.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | November 27, 2015 4:50 PM |
[quote]In prior years Andie MacDowell used to be cited in the least intelligent listings. Now she doesn't get mentioned at all. Guess her celebrity isn't what it used to be.
These days she occasionally does small roles in movies. She is doing a show on the Halllmark channel now and she was on a short lived ABC Family show prior to that.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | November 27, 2015 5:49 PM |
Oh. Just remembered that interview from years ago where Faith Ford admitted she didn't understand the writing or plotlines on Murphy Brown.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | November 27, 2015 5:49 PM |
Keanu is asocial. His acting shows it. He imitates human behavior as well as he can, but he doesn't really understand it as an interior, existential embodiment.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | November 27, 2015 11:59 PM |
Danny Bonaduce
by Anonymous | reply 364 | November 28, 2015 12:49 AM |
Eva Longoria and George Lopez went to the White House and to congress and these to bastards said the American people owe our people, Latinos, everything and more. Eva Longoria belongs to La Raza witch means the race which is the Latino KKK. She doesn't like white people at all. She is a major bitch and I wouldn't watch anything with her in it. George Lopez is another one who hates white people and he is a complete piece of shit!
by Anonymous | reply 365 | November 28, 2015 1:31 AM |
R196, Brooke Shields is actually surprisingly intelligent and well-read. She has worked very hard in her adult life to make herself so as she is still embarrassed by some of the statements she made when she was young.
A friend met Orlando Bloom around the time the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie came out. She said he was very sweet, but "not the brightest bulb in the yard". By the end of their conversation she wanted to "pat him on the head, give him a cookie and tell him to go out to play."
Tom Cruise is genuinely unintelligent, which is why the COS has been able to manipulate him so well.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | November 28, 2015 1:45 AM |
R196, Brooke Shields is actually surprisingly intelligent and well-read. She has worked very hard in her adult life to make herself so as she is still embarrassed by some of the statements she made when she was young.
A friend met Orlando Bloom around the time the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie came out. She said he was very sweet, but "not the brightest bulb in the yard". By the end of their conversation she wanted to "pat him on the head, give him a cookie and tell him to go out to play."
Tom Cruise is genuinely unintelligent, which is why the COS has been able to manipulate him so well.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | November 28, 2015 1:45 AM |
I've heard stuff about Longoria hating white people. I don't think she is huge moron. One of the problems with Longoria and George Lopez is that they don't acknowledge the awful things their own ancestors did. Mestizo and Spanish settlers did horrible things to U.S. Native American tribes in Texas, California, Arizona, and New Mexico. Longoria can go on and on about how Latinos have suffered, but they like other race and ethnic groups aren't completely innocent.
Longoria has had some success with producing. She is one of the producers on Devious Maids along with Marc Cherry But her upcoming NBC show Telenovela looks awful. Maybe she is hoping to reel in the viewers of Jane The Virgin. Longoria's acting sucks and Gina Rodriguez is miles ahead. I'm not a huge America Ferrera fan, she is still better than Eva.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | November 28, 2015 2:12 AM |
"Brooke Shields is actually surprisingly intelligent and well-read."
I've never gotten the impression that Brooke Shields is "surprisingly intelligent and well read." She's one of those people who has had things handed to her all her life because of her looks, and that includes a college degree at an Ivy league school. Definitely NOT "surprisingly intelligent", not by a long shot. People like her never are.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | November 28, 2015 3:14 AM |
Cameron Diaz. Dumb as a box of rocks but likes to think of herself as intellectual.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | November 28, 2015 4:28 AM |
R370 obviously used to work for Cameron Diaz. Or did you just get snubbed by her at a restaurant or something?
by Anonymous | reply 371 | November 28, 2015 7:24 AM |
R370 I have heard that too about Cameron Diaz and top of that, she can't stand anyone who isn't financially in the same level as her and who isn't well connected. She thinks people are beneath her if they are not wealthy.
R368, Longwhoria and George Hoepez are Mexican not Spanish. When Mexico took over California and other states, the land grant families didn't identify with the Mexicans. It would be like we are Americans and Canada took over the United States after England left, and Americans became Canadian, but originally you were American. So when Mexico took over California, they were Mexican in the sense that the Mexican government took over. The California's identity, culture, and infrastructure, was already established before Mexico took over. Also, Mexicans didn't like Californians ,and they didn't want them to go near Mexico. I am an 8th generation Californian on my mother's side of the family. My California ancestors date back to Early Spanish California. Its highly possible I have native American ancestry as well. My great, great, great, grandfather married a Spanish land grant heiress. I totally agree with you that the Spanish were mean to the natives of the land .but actually the ones who were really ruthless were the Catholic church who came with the explorers. The Spanish priests who came to California and who tried to convert the natives into Catholicism were all Jesuits, which are the worst of the worst in the Catholic church. The Jesuits are ruthless even to this day. There was a true story in California history which a Jesuit priest was so vicious to the natives that the natives couldn't take it anymore and hacked the priest to death.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | November 28, 2015 8:51 AM |
I remember several years back Cameron Diaz tried to be a high profile environmental activist. She had some MTV show thing and in interviews she was talking about driving hybrid cars, finding ways to use less water. I think that stopped after awhile when she wasn't getting enough attention.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | November 28, 2015 2:51 PM |
R350 is right. Smart, sensitive people understand how deeply creepy humanity is and react accordingly.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | November 28, 2015 2:59 PM |
Kristen Schaal from Last Man On Earth
by Anonymous | reply 375 | November 28, 2015 3:26 PM |
Schall looks and sounds retarded, but that bitch is funny. Smart as a whip, that one.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | November 28, 2015 3:51 PM |
Kirk and Candace Cameron
by Anonymous | reply 377 | November 29, 2015 3:26 AM |
So if Eva Longoria hates White people then why try to be the long-term lover or pap escort of famous white men? A fling for a career boost and media attention would be easier.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | November 29, 2015 9:15 AM |
Celine Dion and Ricky Martin. Their interviews are excruciating to listen to.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | November 29, 2015 1:48 PM |
Eva Longoria would be considered "white" almost anywhere in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | November 29, 2015 1:56 PM |
Eva Longoria is mixed but ignores that she has European heritage.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | November 29, 2015 6:31 PM |
[quote]Celine Dion and Ricky Martin. Their interviews are excruciating to listen to.
I can tolerate Ricky Martin's interviews. Celine Dion is dreadful in interviews.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | November 29, 2015 6:31 PM |
Depends if your're interviewing Celine D in English or French.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | November 30, 2015 5:43 PM |
Rebel Wilson
by Anonymous | reply 384 | December 4, 2015 1:55 AM |
R73 Then Cameron Diaz wrote a health book and when interviewed by Oprah gave incredible insight on the subject of human poop - healthy human poop to be precise.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | December 4, 2015 2:27 AM |
R385 here. ^^^ Meant to type r373
by Anonymous | reply 386 | December 4, 2015 2:29 AM |
Tom Cruise is almost creepy retarded, comes out for full effect in Magnolia.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | December 4, 2015 3:09 AM |
Not retarded, but needs a more developed vocabulary - Laura Prepon
by Anonymous | reply 388 | December 4, 2015 8:18 PM |
Areola Granola and her possum-faced brother
by Anonymous | reply 389 | December 4, 2015 8:22 PM |
Jennifer Nettles
by Anonymous | reply 390 | December 11, 2015 2:44 PM |
I have trouble determining whether Laura Prepon is retarded, or a calculated Sociopath. She's a Scientologist. She has that same empty look in her eyes that Cruise has.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | December 11, 2015 3:33 PM |
Prepon has been brainwashed by the $cienos and that stupid fuck Danny Masterson. She is scared to get out because she'll lose all the people she's been isolated with the past 20 years. The only other people she's allowed to hang out with besides the $$ and her handlers are her dumbass UFC buds. They are safe, because they aren't a threat to the $.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | December 11, 2015 8:43 PM |
Hey, don't forget about us.......we want in immediately!
by Anonymous | reply 393 | December 11, 2015 9:01 PM |
R323, R324, R325 top of the list of Borderline Retarded Non-celebrities.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | December 11, 2015 9:32 PM |
[quote]Prepon has been brainwashed by the $cienos and that stupid fuck Danny Masterson. She is scared to get out because she'll lose all the people she's been isolated with the past 20 years. The only other people she's allowed to hang out with besides the $$ and her handlers are her dumbass UFC buds. They are safe, because they aren't a threat to the $.
Was she ever friends with her That 70s Show co-stars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher? They managed to avoid Danny Masterson's Scieno pitches?
by Anonymous | reply 395 | December 11, 2015 10:32 PM |
I like blue.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | December 12, 2015 12:43 AM |
Dear Loretta Young.
[quote]Cecil B. DeMille directed Loretta Young in “The Crusades.” She was doing a scene urging Richard the Lion-Hearted to fight on behalf of the Christian nations in the crusades. Loretta read the line: “Richard, you gotta save Christianity!” She wasn’t very convincing. So DeMille took Loretta aside and asked her to put some AWE into her line. They reshot the scene, and Loretta Young said: “Aw, Richard, you gotta save Christianity!”
by Anonymous | reply 397 | December 12, 2015 12:58 AM |
Jenna Elfman is another retarded celeb $cieno
by Anonymous | reply 398 | December 12, 2015 2:15 AM |
Another vote for Beyoncé
Channing Tatum
Paula Abdul
Brad Pitt
by Anonymous | reply 399 | December 12, 2015 3:06 AM |
After last night - Steve Harvey
by Anonymous | reply 400 | December 22, 2015 1:40 AM |
Why would anyone suggest Brad Pitt is borderline retarded. He is a wildly successful film producer which takes some brains and good taste. No one in the industry shares this opinion. I think that rumor was started by Goopy after Pitt dumped her ass for cheating on him.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | December 22, 2015 1:47 AM |
R400 Steve Harvey has always been a borderline retard
by Anonymous | reply 402 | December 22, 2015 1:49 AM |
"Oh, and nexts years when they's has mes back at that Miss United Contest, I's gonna insists on a raise !"
by Anonymous | reply 404 | December 23, 2015 6:31 AM |
R404 Racists aren't witty or smart, either.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | December 23, 2015 6:57 AM |
Steve Harvey is a homophobic asshole too.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | December 23, 2015 1:22 PM |
Keanu Reeves is dumb as a box of hair, but he is a very nice person, so he gets a pass.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | December 23, 2015 3:43 PM |
What about the Olympian/reality show star, Ryan Lochte? Always seemed dumber than dirt, but very pretty to look at in Speedos.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | December 23, 2015 4:08 PM |
Cecil B. DeMille directed Loretta Young in “The Crusades.” She was doing a scene urging Richard the Lion-Hearted to fight on behalf of the Christian nations in the crusades. Loretta read the line: “Richard, you gotta save Christianity!” She wasn’t very convincing. So DeMille took Loretta aside and asked her to put some AWE into her line. They reshot the scene, and Loretta Young said: “Aw, Richard, you gotta save Christianity!”
Loretta Young was a whore who hid her lovechild with clark Gable, pretending to adopt the child. She was so holy
by Anonymous | reply 409 | December 23, 2015 4:14 PM |
[quote] How about the recurring "dumb blonde" meme that was done so well by Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Goldie Hawn, Suzanne Somers, Lisa Kudrow and many others for many generations?
Imbecile.
These are actresses playing dumb people roles on TV - except for those retarded old people who confuse actors for the roles they play (of which you're one example), people wouldn't assume them to be defective, and they'll not be hurting their brand.
When Jessica Simpson asked what kind of tuna she was eating, fish or chicken, she was not understood to be playing any role - she was being herself, thereby damaging her already low image.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | December 24, 2015 8:23 PM |
Anyone who has ever been a client of PR maven Pat Kingsley. Tom Cruise and Demi Moore come to mind. You'd always see these long profiles in Vanity Fair in which the celeb would appear to be thoughtful and intelligent, but then when they were solo you could tell there wasn't a thought in their head other than grasping, shallow ones.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | December 24, 2015 11:07 PM |
Angie Harmon comes off as a borderline retard in interviews.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | December 25, 2015 4:33 AM |
[quote]I have trouble determining whether Laura Prepon is retarded, or a calculated Sociopath. She's a Scientologist. She has that same empty look in her eyes that Cruise has.
I have noticed that empty look in her eyes. If she isn't a sociopath, she was the perfect idiot target for Scienos to recruit.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | December 25, 2015 4:41 AM |
Someone upthread mentioned Suzanne Somers. For the past several years, something about her seems off.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | December 25, 2015 1:20 PM |
Thank goodness Steve Harvey made the list. And I agree, he's always appeared to be retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | December 25, 2015 2:34 PM |
Steve Harvey has been called out in the past for some of the dumb ass things he has said and done. Those incidents weren't big stories though. Harvey's comments about atheists not having moral barometers pissed off a lot of people and he got slammed on reddit and other sites. The Miss Universe incident became a big story because of social media trending topics and it seems that some people are starting to realize that Harvey is an idiot. He isn't a nice person either. Stories of him being an asshole are out there.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | December 25, 2015 3:02 PM |
[quote]Someone upthread mentioned Suzanne Somers. For the past several years, something about her seems off.
If by "several" you mean "sixty," I'd agree.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | December 27, 2015 1:19 AM |
Beyoncé for sure. She's doesn't even seem human, more like a wind up robot.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | December 27, 2015 1:37 AM |
Katie Holmes owns this thread. I've been watching her over the past few years, especially after the Cruise divorce, to get a sense of the kind of person she is. The must have been 'something' that caught/retained Cruise's interest. (No snickering).
When she was cast as Jackie Kennedy 3 or whatever years ago, I watched the entire made-for-TV series to see the 'intelligence' this actress brought to her famous political character. Holmes was pure camp, zero emotional intelligence - flat, uninspiring - zero energy. Dead on arrival 'acting.'
I thought "Well, maybe the script was bad and made worse by untalented co-stars. Until.....until... I started listening to her being interviewed. She appeared a few months ago on Kelly and Michael Show and she sounded like a ten-year old. Every other interview she did, this same clueless, and I mean deeply clueless personality emerged.
I wondered if maybe it was nerves. No, not nerves. Katie Holmes may have a slight developmental challenge to deal with and the dumb and
by Anonymous | reply 420 | December 27, 2015 2:58 AM |
Cher is not retarded , she is an amazing conversationalist and extremely intelligent, I know first hand bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | December 27, 2015 3:05 AM |
R421 = never happened
by Anonymous | reply 422 | December 27, 2015 3:07 AM |
Incomplete r240 ^^^^^
..."and the seemingly 'child-like' responses she consistently gives really are a precise mirror or representation of her intellect. Then the Scientology and Cruise mishaps in her life began to all make perfect frightening sense. "
by Anonymous | reply 423 | December 27, 2015 3:11 AM |
Cheri Oteri
by Anonymous | reply 424 | December 27, 2015 4:23 AM |
[quote]Many years ago my mother ( who is a very bright woman btw) worked as a court stenographer with Harvey Keitel he had not made it yet as an actor , in any case she mentioned several times that her impression of his was a not too bright of a guy.
He has always seemed like a dumb ass. His ex Lorraine Bracco is another borderline retard. I couldn't stand her or Edie Falco on The Sopranos. I
by Anonymous | reply 425 | December 27, 2015 4:28 AM |
Adam Driver looks retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | December 27, 2015 5:22 AM |
Keanu Reeves is an actor who cannot even PLAY smart. He tries to project intelligence and fails. He was wholly unconvincing even as a small-town (well, Hamptons) doctor in "Something's Gotta Give."
by Anonymous | reply 427 | December 27, 2015 5:25 AM |
I hear Keanu Reeves is retarded
by Anonymous | reply 428 | December 27, 2015 5:29 AM |
[quote] I wondered if maybe it was nerves. No, not nerves. Katie Holmes may have a slight developmental challenge to deal with and the dumb and
Precision of language, R420.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | December 27, 2015 8:52 AM |
Boxer Manny Pacquiao. Yeesh. He's beyond gullible/vulnerable to people who kiss his ass.
And I saw Nascar guy Jeff Gordon do an interview in which he came across as being as dumb as a box of rocks. In fairness, he can talk technical, racing-related stuff all day, but his knowledge of/interest in the world beyond that came across as thin to a point of being transparent
by Anonymous | reply 430 | December 27, 2015 9:06 AM |
Katy Perry, and I'm not trying to be mean but mentally she's just not all there.
I watched her interview with Howard stern once and it was very disturbing...like watching a pervy male adult try to manipulate an autistic girl with barely a 1st grade education. During the whole interview I felt like Katy didn't really know what was going on.
And also Britney Spears, and I really like Britney but she's not all there either. It's sad because if she would have had decent parents and a normal childhood she may have turned out differently.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | December 27, 2015 12:34 PM |
R362 Faith Ford has those types of problems because she has Grave's disease.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | December 27, 2015 1:09 PM |
Kristen Stewart. Vapid, self-absorbed, arrogant.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | December 27, 2015 1:23 PM |
Kristen Stewart's Twilight cast mate Ashley Greene doesn't seem too bright.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | December 27, 2015 6:14 PM |
Harry Belafonte owns this thread
by Anonymous | reply 435 | December 27, 2015 6:17 PM |
R435 it says retarded not insane.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | December 27, 2015 6:19 PM |
Keanu may be retarded but has a great agent...$$$$
by Anonymous | reply 437 | December 30, 2015 3:11 AM |
Comedian Fortune Feimster looks retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | December 30, 2015 3:29 AM |
On Jessica do your research she has an empire worth up to a billion dollars , she may be retarded and stupid to you but if she is please give me lessons Jess...
by Anonymous | reply 439 | December 30, 2015 4:34 AM |
R439 would qualify for the list if only she was a celebrity
by Anonymous | reply 440 | December 30, 2015 4:57 AM |
Whoopi Goldberg aka Cosby defender
by Anonymous | reply 441 | January 1, 2016 4:54 PM |
Shay Mitchell
by Anonymous | reply 442 | January 8, 2016 8:53 PM |
Talia Shire
by Anonymous | reply 443 | January 8, 2016 9:41 PM |
Sylvester Stallone
by Anonymous | reply 444 | January 8, 2016 9:42 PM |
I remember on Nick and Jessica's old show when her best friend, Cacee, was apartment-hunting and one thing she insisted on was a month's free rent. She turned down one place because they offered "only" six weeks' free rent.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | January 8, 2016 9:46 PM |
Chad Michael Murray
by Anonymous | reply 446 | January 18, 2016 2:35 AM |
Dakota Johnson
by Anonymous | reply 447 | June 23, 2016 3:36 AM |
The reason people like Tom Cruise and Demi Moore relied so heavily on their publicists, back when they were more in demand, was because both are nearly illiterate. They can't be trusted to ever utter a word that is unscripted.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | June 23, 2016 4:57 PM |
Tab Hunter, a can of Tab would've been smarter
by Anonymous | reply 450 | November 29, 2020 6:33 AM |
Justin Bieber seems “special”
by Anonymous | reply 451 | November 29, 2020 6:37 AM |
She's probably not considered a celebrity now, but Yasmine Bleeth.
I saw her on Celebrity Jeopardy years ago, and the answer was: "This country's other name is The Netherlands." She couldn't get the question/answer format right, and said, "Sweden?"
by Anonymous | reply 452 | November 29, 2020 6:42 AM |
Beyonce definitely comes across as 'slow' That's why she rarely does talk show interviews. When she was on some late night talk shows, every other word was 'erm', 'um' and 'yeah'. She definitely sounds completely uneducated. She's one celeb who is extremely lucky to have talent, she's sure no Rhodes Scholar! She's charmless, she seems so empty.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | November 29, 2020 6:57 AM |
antonio banderas. heard he is one of the dumbest one in hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | November 29, 2020 7:08 AM |
no shit, rhianna and bey both seem ..... dim. omg mika for sure, says so little, old joe carrys the show
i was walking near stallone once in bev hills on rodeo, he passed casey casem's bimbo wife on the sidewalk and said to his bodyguard " thats one pussyhole ide like to ram'....one gross fuk
yea, adam driver fer sure.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | November 29, 2020 7:09 AM |
omg i forgot bout old fat whoopsie defending her buddy billy cosby......so bozo
by Anonymous | reply 456 | November 29, 2020 7:10 AM |
Beyonce.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | November 29, 2020 7:10 AM |
Tippi Hedren Merle Oberon.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | November 29, 2020 7:18 AM |
Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex
by Anonymous | reply 459 | November 29, 2020 7:38 AM |
Not sure if she qualifies as a celebrity, but Robin Thicke's fame hungry girlfriend/baby mama strikes me as borderline retarded. Her posts on instagram are cringeworthy, she comes off like a 13-year-old at best. And then there's the fact she's only 25 and on her fifth pregnancy (including one miscarriage and one abortion). Apparently, she admitted that at least the last two pregnancies weren't planned, plus the abortion at 19 ... mistakes happen, but THREE unplanned pregnancies in 6 years?? And I don't think she 'trapped' Robin and is lying about it - she really seems to dumb to use protection. Not quite 'special', but really really vapid and incapable of making good choices.
As for Brad Pitt, he sounds extremely slow in interviews, but if you actually focus on the content of his words instead of articulation/intonation, he doesn't seem that dumb. He's probably just high all the time ....
by Anonymous | reply 460 | November 29, 2020 11:58 PM |
Beyonce.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | November 30, 2020 12:08 AM |
Shaggy the reggae guy is duuuuuuumb.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | December 1, 2020 3:32 AM |
Warren Beatty.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | December 1, 2020 3:55 AM |