When Did The Facts of Life Girls Masturbate?

[quote]I imagine it was Natalie's only sexual outlet.

Natalie was the only one that got fucked.

Jo didn't need to masturbate. She and Blair ate each other out in the Library at Langley.

Tootie took her Jermaine Jackson photo and one of Mrs. Garrett's croissants and went to town in the Drama club room.

Wasn't old Nat the only one who lost her virginity? You know, after Lisa Welchel decided it wouldn't be godly of Blair to do it?

I'm sure Jo lost her virginity long before entering Eastland. She was going with a sailor.

During commercials, dummy.

Our collective IQs dropped 50 points for having read this thread, and most of you haven't one point to spare.

Jo, had her own turb-charged vibrator. She pimped out a regular vibrator when she was down in the garage working on her motorcycle.

It worked great for getting Jo off, but it caused a power brown out and electrical problems all over campus. The other girls finally got wise and asked Jo about it. Jo used the lure of the vibrator to engage Blair in some lesbian sex marathons. Blair's eyes rolled back in her head as she discovered the joys of being multi-orgasmic. But ultimately, she was more into the orgasms than she was into Jo. Their affair kind of fizzled but they stayed friends and occasional fucks buds.

Mrs. Garrett, however, discovered the Jo's Turbo Vibrator while searching the girls room for weed, diet pills, and Ritalin one day. That vibrator filled a deep, aching need inside Edna Garret. (Jo figured out what happened and just made another for herself). But Edna Garrett spent more and more time locked in her room, writhing on her bed, lost in sexual ecstasy.

Unfortunately, the school's administration noticed that Edna Garrett was no longer doing her job. The girls covered for Mrs. G. for as long as they could after Jo explained what had happened to them (it took a long time just to get Tootie to understand the basic concepts). Through some clever sleuthing, the girls learned that the school's administration was about to take some serious disciplinary action against Mrs. G. With the help of the girls, Mrs. G hatched a plan where she went to the administration first and requested a medical leave of absence. Then Mrs. G. booked herself a spot on a Sisters of Sappho cruise to the Isle of Lesbos in the Aegean Sea. Fortunately, Mrs. G. met some sexy lesbians on the cruise who introduce her to the wonderful world of Sapphic love. With her new lesbian friends and fuck buds, Mrs. G was able to enjoy her turbo vibrator as a part of more complete,satisfying lesbian sexual experience.

Mrs. G. returned to the private school campus looking so "relaxed and refreshed" she was rumored to have had extensive cosmetic surgery. Jo eventually developed a backup generator to allow all the girls and Mrs. G to enjoy their vibrators without the earlier electrical problems the original model had caused. Life became much happier and more content on the set. And those, my friends, are the real "Facts of Life."

Can you imagine poor Tootie in the top bunk when Fatalie got to fingering her snatch and rockin' the bed.

In the shower, of course. That's why they had that expensive WaterPIK hand-held shower head!

Time on your hands, OP and other folks?

Can you imagine Blair or Tootie having to use the toilet after Natalie or Mrs Garrett took a dump?

R5, R9, teenagers have found DL. You know this when the fart threads show up.

Jo would sit on the bike seat and let it idle. Then, as she leaned forward, she'd rev it. Jo spent a lot of time tinkering on that bike.

The girls couldn't have masturbated in the shower as all four of them shared a shower. Mrs Garrett supposedly used the same shower but she doesn't look the type to clean regularly. I suppose the lez action went on in the communal showers at the dorm houses like in season one, but what about the porking the ham and cheese curtains?

Let's just say, there was a reason the girls would fight to be in charge of laundry day. Jo's resourcefulness was key in ensuring the washing machine was...extra rickety during the spin cycle.

[quote]most of you haven't one point to spare.

R5 and R11 most of all since you know, they read the subject and still came into the thread to read it.

Natalie loved food and sex but during an all night study session, couldn't have either.

An Eastland lady most certainly does NOT self-stimulate.

[quote]An Eastland lady most certainly does NOT self-stimulate.

Not when you have Headmaster Bradley calling you into his office.

Let's put this into perspective: we only had access to their whereabouts for 30 minutes a week.

Lots of time for the Edna Garrett Dutch Oven Special!

Tootie did it on one of Natalie's many midnight raids of the fridge. That alone would take hours.

[quote]Tootie did it on one of Natalie's many midnight raids of the fridge

Can you imagine how Natalie would've gorged herself on those walk-in fridges?

Only DL would think to ask this.

Natalie was too busy visiting 'Homerun' Helen.

Whenever "The Golden Girls" was on, Rose!

Blair’s differently-abled cousin Gerri tried to teach the girls mutual masturbation, but it always ended in tears.