Ever done anything that made you think, "Hmmm, my mental health may be a bit off . . . "?
Many years ago, I took an enormous dump in a booth at an adult book store. Not because I needed to, but just to do it.
The worse part? Not laughing when someone started SCREAMING, "Oh, Jesus! Oh, God!" hundreds of times after they sat in it.
I remember the look on the employee's face when he came in to see why someone was so hysterical: It was both disgusted and amused. The person who finally came out of the the booth had it on their nose, apparently, when they sniffed to see what they had sat in.
I realized: "Maybe I have slightly antisocial impulses that I need to watch."
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 8, 2020 5:20 AM
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Well, I'm posting here. Isn't that enough?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 13, 2015 1:46 AM
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OP, I thought I was sick, but you are really out there.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 13, 2015 1:49 AM
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My neighbor told me one night that the old man who lives in the condo between us knocked on her door. Her husband answered and was told that the old man would like to accept their kind invitation. When the husband asked what he meant, he gave him a lovely note: "Please pop by and lick our bottoms one night. -- 2408"
I wrote it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 13, 2015 1:57 AM
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OMG you guys are so much fun!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 13, 2015 2:25 AM
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OP & R4 — I am sitting here peeing myself right now. I’m glad to know there are people out there who are as perverted as I am.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 13, 2015 2:33 AM
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"slightly" antisocial OP? More than that I think.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 13, 2015 2:36 AM
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I think the stories (verified and confirmed) about him putting his dick in a dead pig's mouth as part of a school initiation, is a bit "off" - especially given he is Prime Minister of Great Britain.
And that' s probably only a tiny glimpse of the stuff he got up to that's fit to print.
He used to hang out with a couple of his school mates, to king and...here is the worst offence: Listening to that 70s trash called Super Tramp.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 13, 2015 2:55 AM
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Should have said his name: David Cameron ^^^
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 13, 2015 2:57 AM
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Well, I drowned all of my problems in alcohol for 10 years this one time, OP :)
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 8, 2020 5:07 AM
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This thread is from 5 years ago - I hope OP has been locked away by now.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 8, 2020 5:20 AM
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