Do you have sex toys in your home?

God damn you Julie, shut the fuck up!

You consider sex toys nasty?

No. This is my Swifter Duster handle.

R2, yes I sure as hell do! Would you show your sex toys to your mom? Oh wait... I already know the answer.

People are really demented.

What does my mother have to do with my sex toys? I'm not going to live my life thinking a hazmat crew might go through my things.

You're a flyover aren't you OP

In my home????? NEVER!!!

I have a special second apartment in which to store them.

R6, oh bitch, you better get rid of those toys or they'll find out what a perv you are!

Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

Much like wearing clean underwear in case you're ever in an accident, ensuring your home is buttplug-free in case of a disaster is trivial, simple minded, disingenuous, and sphincter shaming.

Are you proud of your huge spiked butt plug? It's nothing to be proud of, trust me.

R9, as long as they don't call my mother...

Do you have to specify who inherits the sex toys in your will?

Do u and ur mom swap toys?

Nobody wants too see your nasty lifestyle.

Dildo. I love you!

Yes, we all know that when your house is caving in on you the first thing you grab is your sex toys. Leave all your valuables but FFS take the dildo. Heaven forbid some people you've never met find it as they're cleaning up what's left of your home. Guaranteed they'll drive around to your mothers house to show her! The Shame.

Lol r18!

What do you mean "nowadays," OP?

It's not like people haven't been shoving phallic things into themselves and each other pretty much forever. Dildos have been found from the upper paleolithic. The oldest found is about 30,000 years old.

Dildos are ubiquitous. A better question would whether people currently have one inside them or not.

I don't have any close relatives and frankly I don't care if people find my sex toys or porn after I'm gone.

Police detective here,and on searches we find some kind of sex toys in 30- 40% of all residences (that are above the poverty line).

One guy's bedroom had no sex toys but reaked of old spunk. I coulndn't figure out what the smell was for a long time. That time a female detective was conducting the search and she was more concerned about a dead rat the guy had trapped, but not thrown out.

OP, are you that religious freak who was afraid of Halloween? What are you doing posting on a gay message board?

My friend forgot to remove her sex toys from a bathroom cabinet before work was done in there. She came home to find them piled on her bed. She wasn't particularly bothered but felt sorry for the maintenance guy, who avoided her gaze for quite a while afterward.

does your friend's PUSSY STINK??

No, but only because I have insane cats who'd find them and think they were the best toys ever invented. They would drag them out when company was over.

Personally I have never come in contact with one.

I’m very vanilla. Some would even say frigid. Maybe part of my aspergers.

A fleshjack?!? Oh mercy me!! Masturbation is the devil's exercise!

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!

I'd actually be delighted to find out that my mother was at least having a little fun since my father died. It'd be disturbing, but I bet my siblings and I would have a good laugh about it.

Just one... he's 5' 9"

I can't imagine what kind of prude you must be to consider a few toys "nasty." Now, if we're talking about a fully kitted out dungeon or a closet full of furry costumes, that might be a bit embarrassing.

2015 troll @ R29 resembles (and smells like) a greasy, unwashed dildo found near a homeless encampment.

I have no toys but I do msturbate now & then....