Happy Birthday David Jason Muir !
On November 8, 1973, Patricia Mills Muir extruded from her blessed vagina a holy child she named David. Now, 42 years later, the Savior of the Gays shines his sacred light upon a lost nation five nights a week on World News Tonight with David Muir.
Below, David is seen in a whimsical photo illustration depicting him shirtless in the French Quarter--just how he'd like to be spending his birthday, no doubt!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | March 10, 2021 1:47 PM
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When I watch him on tv all i can think about is sucking his cock and eating his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 8, 2015 2:41 PM
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I've always wondered if he has nice feet.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 8, 2015 2:43 PM
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He used to be hot, but he let himself go since he got the job. His horse face is even thinner which only makes one expect to hear "Willllllbuurrrrr" at any moment.
Bill Hemmer is much more attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 8, 2015 2:43 PM
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Who or what was the inspiration for his complicated hair styling?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 8, 2015 2:53 PM
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Why do people keep posting that fake photo of him? There's no evidence that he has a hairy chest anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 8, 2015 3:12 PM
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[quote]Bill Hemmer is much more attractive.
Bill Hemmer is an ultra-right-wing propagandist, which makes him hideous, inside and out, you fucking Faux "News" freak.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 8, 2015 3:13 PM
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R5 reread the original post. Did anyone claim it was real? It was described as a "whimsical photo illustration," not an actual pic.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 8, 2015 3:16 PM
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David Muir reminds me of American Psycho so much it's not even funny. How many bodies were buried on his way to the top?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 8, 2015 3:19 PM
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From one Scorpio to another happy birthday David Muir you cutthroat motherfucker.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 8, 2015 3:24 PM
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[quote] Below, David is seen in a whimsical photo illustration
Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 8, 2015 3:30 PM
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[quote]David Muir reminds me of American Psycho
Wow, the OTT haters are really the ones who sound psycho. He's been on ABC since 2003 and worked his way up. It's hardly like he's stabbed anyone in the back on his 12-year rise to his current position.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 8, 2015 3:37 PM
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Still no public congrats to Gio and Tommy. He's dead to me.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 8, 2015 3:44 PM
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I need to contradict you R12. The night Gio & Tommy released that engagement photo of Gio on one knee and the Eiffel Tower in the background, David showed the photo at the end of the show and congratulated them.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 8, 2015 3:59 PM
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He's straight. He has a girlfriend. He's not at all what you think he is.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 8, 2015 4:19 PM
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Yeah, but his girlfriend has a penis.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 8, 2015 4:23 PM
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R11 doesn't understand how sarcasm works.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 8, 2015 4:39 PM
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"Whimsical" or not, R7, that chest hair pattern is as hugly (hairy + ugly) as it gets.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 8, 2015 4:53 PM
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Apparently, R16, neither do you.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 8, 2015 4:54 PM
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David Tyler Muir is a star Goddamnit! Do not fuck with a star.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 8, 2015 4:56 PM
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The staff on ABC news finds him bitchy and demaning. Just sayin'.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 8, 2015 5:03 PM
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David Muir is a complete diva who thinks he's more important than the stories he's covering.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 8, 2015 5:08 PM
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His middle name isn't "Tyler"?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 8, 2015 5:10 PM
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Really r13 I missed that airing of WNT and everyone on datalounge said there was no mention of the engagement, or gio. GMA did air the photo and congratulated Gio at the end of the show for about two seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 8, 2015 6:49 PM
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[bold]Naked Anchor[/bold]
Which TV Host lost his phone with naked pictures on it?
This handsome evening TV news host has lost his cell phone and is worried that naked pictures of him might be exposed.
The pretty boy anchor is also a real journalist and has traveled the world covering wars. But he also has 6-pack abs and loves to work out. Why wouldn’t he want to show what he is hiding under that suit and news desk?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | November 10, 2015 10:56 PM
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Oh wow...I remember Naked News, started out OK then got uber gay hosts with ridiculous pubic haircuts and went down hill fast.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 13, 2015 6:12 PM
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I'm such a sucker that I once Googled "David Tyler Muir" and was confused to find that all the search results were DataLounge links.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 13, 2015 8:31 PM
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The Tyler thing was a mistake (?) that became a DL joke.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 13, 2015 8:40 PM
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Lucas Tyler was so hot back in the day.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 13, 2015 9:00 PM
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ID is showing a 2014 repeat of Dateline and, if the date given on Comcast's guide is correct, it's really shocking. He looks like he's aged 10 years in a year or so.
He must be under a lot of stress.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 8, 2015 7:18 AM
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First off, I meant 20/20, not Dateline.
And Google has different dates but it apparently was originally aired 4/28/2009.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 8, 2015 7:27 AM
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wow god it must be magical in his moist cake like arsehole.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 9, 2015 4:38 PM
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R35 It's been pretty sad and empty there lately :(
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 10, 2015 2:17 PM
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R36, I would be HONORED to change that for you!
Meet me at the Mandarin Oriental after your broadcast in your suit & tie (which will be removed anyway) and plan on taking the weekend OFF from whatever you normally do (no gym time or art galleries the next couple of days)...
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 11, 2015 5:26 AM
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r36 aww babe. can my boyfriend and i dp you?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 11, 2015 5:00 PM
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Sipt roast, yes. DP might be too much.
Believe it or not, my little puckery hole is tighter than Gio's--and he's a top.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 13, 2015 7:03 AM
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Spit, not sipt.
God, you got me all worked up just thinking about it.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 13, 2015 7:04 AM
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All you wanted to know about Davey. (He cried watching The Notebook on a flight.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | July 18, 2016 10:57 PM
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Happy 44th birthday, you sexy motherfucker.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 8, 2017 9:22 PM
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R44 That's what he looks like after a vigorous session of fucking.
Naturally, he addressed the post to Rob Marciano.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 9, 2017 12:18 AM
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From another thread:
[quote]Last winter Rob [Marciano] was reporting on a frigidly cold front moving east and said, "On the bright side, it's 78 in New Orleans."
[quote]David replied, "Let's go to New Orleans!" A joke, to be sure, but he said it matter-of-factly.
[quote]Rob froze for a second then did a very phony heh-heh laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 9, 2017 4:48 AM
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Lmao r46. Do we think they’ve fucked?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 10, 2021 1:47 PM
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