Let's cast "Oscar Bait: The Movie"

Jennifer Lawrence as the mafia princess who learns to run the show in the next DOR film.

Viola Davis as a wise black woman of shady past who teaches Leonardo and JLaw what really matters in life and love.

Christoph Waltz as Viola's equally shady husband who used to work for Stasi.

Leanne, an impoverished single mother (played by Jennifer Aniston with no make-up 2.0) is raped and beaten one night after her shift closing the lonely (yet picturesque) dive bar she is employed at. After a failed suicide attempt she discovers she is pregnant. She is torn over what to do but after a meeting with a handsome, mysterious drifter named Nathan (Colin Farrell) she decides to give life one more shot. Nathan begins to fall in love with Leanne and assures her he wants to take care of her children and be a part of her life. While the two settle happily into domestic life the rapist is revealed to be Colin's estranged brother C.J (academy award nominee James Franco). Torn between his blood family and the one he created Colin plans revenge and murder for the vicious attack. Leanne learns about the planned attack from her precocious son Brayley (Shiloh Jolie Pitt)...."I heard Daddy Nathan say he was going to kill the bad man". Leanne confronts Nathan and urges him to forgive just as she has so they can move on with their lives. C.J. dies in a drunk driving accident (?) near the climax of the movie and Leanne gives birth to a special needs baby girl. Nathan, Leanne, Brayley and little Hope live happily and poor ever after. (sorry, the weed contributed to this rambling mess).

ooops I created an entirely different movie!

Viola Davis as a slave who rebels against her master and burns the plantation down, then helps all the other slaves get to freedom on the Underground Railroad. She then travels through time to the Holocaust, and rescues Jews from the death camps.

I kinda love r3

There was a great thread a while back on movies starring Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Lawrence stars as a former WASP college field hockey star who is paralyzed from the neck down in a college rampage shooting. Jennifer's character moves back with her parents (Steve Carell and Cate Blanchett). The main character goes through her typical "disabled person is depressed" period for awhile and then is recruited by an inner city high school principal(Ocatvia Spencer) to coach a newly formed field hockey team. Jennifer's character ends up being the paralyzed great white hope who coaches the mostly black team to a championship against a WASP bitch private school team.

LOL this thread is great!!

Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne as a junkie couple living with HIV in 1989.

A barfly (Samuel Jackson) learns to deal with his alcoholism when a new bartendress (Rashida Jones) starts working at his local watering hole. She asks him to help out at her day job, an animal shelter for special-needs pets. He learns to takes responsibility for his alcohol abuse when he accidentally leaves an open bottle of vodka in the shelter and a blind Pomeranian knocks it over, drinks it and almost dies. (The shelter vet is played by Margo Martindale and includes a pivotal nude scene.)

The twist: Jones is actually his trans child, a son who he kicked out of the house for being queer. Daniel is now Dani and identifies as trans racial, too.

R10 Is Dani a trans white person?

Cameron Diaz is playing a disabled, dyslexic transgendered Inuit who must overcome obstacles to adopt a Darfur orphan, who under her tutelage becomes the world's top-ranked tennis player who also graduates from Yale with the PhD in molecular biology. The Darfur orphan is played by Meryl Streep. Michael Fassbender plays Cameron's reading coach who first rejects her based on her not fully transitioning but they end up together after he realizes the error of his ways.

Rooney Mara as a nun running an orphanage in China.

R9 Or Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne as each other.

Julianne Moore as a woman battling [html removed] and the film is really just a metaphor for being gay.

Michelle Williams in a Hilary Clinton biopic.

Jessica Chastain as Julianne Moore. Seriously.

Jeremy Renner as the biggest straight man ever.

Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role. Bradley Cooper as his brother.

Kevin Spacey as the snarky agent.

Nicole Kidman as Whispering Willow.

Goop as the villain. No research needed.

Whoopi Goldberg and Octavia Spencer as the loud mouth sisters.

Halle Berry as Erica Kane.

And of course AnnE as the most insufferable woman ever.

John McCain (Mickey Rooney) teaches Lindsey Graham (Bradley Cooper) to dance in the Capitol basement so he can convince the gruff but lovable casting director (Delta Burke) to cast him opposite Patti Lupone in the revival of Billy Elliott.

The proceeds go toward fighting the rectal cancer diagnosis of Barbara Bush (Dame Judy Dench)

Jennifer Lawrence is perfectly cast as Darla Dimple, world-weary yet spunky, twice-divorced waitressing mother of four. Bradley Cooper naturally plays her beau named Bo, the dashing alcoholic cable installer with a checkered cast on his broken arm, an injury righteously caused by Whyomeeee Gawwd (relentlessly played by Viola Davis), who is the somber yet feisty, downtrodden yet uppity neighbor who caught Bo yanking the best cucumber out of her prized vegetable garden and broke his daggone arm in the struggle to get it back. Viola's character naturally carries the pain of every single black person who has ever lived and also carries a curiously large, bulging bookbag constantly on her back and the gossipy townsfolk are convinced she's morbidly carrying around the corpse of her gone child whose body was mysteriously never recovered from the aftermath of the BBQ grilling explosion at Funky Fred's annual cookout the previous summer. The bookbag's contents are finally revealed when Darla, convinced Whyo stole the VHS recording of Bo kissing her little rose-colored asshole, attacks the bag until just a whole bunch of candy comes falling out, mostly grape Blow Pops, Whyo's favorite. Big laugh/tension reliever from the constant searing drama. Darla apologizes and promises Whyo a copy of the tape when it's found. It all ends with a totally kickass CGI tornado killing everybody at Bo and Darla's wedding, the only survivor is Bo's three-legged mutt named Trio, whimpering and sniffing at Darla's bridal veil, while her severed head slowly rolls towards Bo's severed cucumber-stealing hand where his brand new gold wedding band softly twinkles as the end credits begin to roll with Miley Cyrus wailing sickening sap from the godawful soundtrack.

Meryl Streep as a recently widowed Johannesburg housewife who finds purpose volunteering her time at a Soweto high school. She quickly realizes the school needs a music program, so she organizes pledge drives and other fundraising campaigns to equip the school with musical instruments. With that done, she weathers obstacles, hardships, and frustrations, as she teaches the newly formed orchestra/band how to read music and play the instruments. As the orchestra rises to national prominence, she is stricken with cancer and dies just before a national competition. The orchestra plays on, dedicating an original composition to their beloved teacher. Tears.

You know they are going to shoot the movie R7 wrote. And it's going to cash in, too.

Jane Fonda is a retired college professor who was a radical in the 60s and 70s. In fact, doing anthropology field work in South America when she was young, she was kidnapped by Marxists rebels and - though she doesn't know it - was converted into a sleeper agent reporting to Havana. She things she only has a bit of stockholm syndrome and in fact, probably had an affair with one of the rebels. This was decades ago, however. She married, had a family, she's now a widow. Her husband was Mob connected.

Meanwhile in Havana, Castro, infirm but still aware, learns that the American mafia is going to get involved again in Hotels and prostitution in Cuba. He CAN NOT stand this idea, and in a private audience with a secret agent, tells him to find a way to assassinate the Mob guy. They decide to wake up Jane, the sleeper agent to do it.

Intrigue follows when Jane, working with the handsome cuban secret agent, suddenly begins to wonder if in fact the son of her Marxist lover from the 60's. Even possibly, her OWN son.

She also doesn't work perfectly as a sleeper cell, and has some reservations about the hits she is being ordered to carry out.

By the way, my Jane Fonda movie has to be very very dark. Jane, woken, is pretty deadly and cold and the hits are antiseptic, which is contrasted with her rather seductive and attractive and amusing and ironic demeanour in other scenes. The film should end on her complete personality collapse and the audience should feel bad for the character.

Barbra Streisand stars as Sarah Bernhardt in Jeanne Dore, a widowed mother who lavishes attention on her son, Jacques (played by Streisand's real-life son, Jason Gould). When he is seduced by a temptress (played by Lady Gaga) and accidentally murders a man (played by Josh Brolin), she visits him in his cell on the night before his execution, pretending to be his fiancée.

R10 I'll be better for the vet role. Margo Martindale is an amateur.

Anne Hathaway stars as a transman sniper trying to get VA benefits.

I would definitely see that movie R17

1950's : Marilyn Monroe as the hooker with the heart of gold

1960's: Shirley MacLaine as the vulnerable French hooker with the heart of gold

1970's: Jack Nicholson, Glenda Jackson, Jaqueline Bissett and Genevieve Bujold as crazy guy and foreign outlaw chicks. Meryl Streep as their victimized hostage.

1980's: Sissy Spacek, Sally Field, and Jessica Lange as sisters in the rural south forming a union to protect their farmland. Meryl Streep as their Yankee oppressor. Deathbed scene by Supporting players Don Ameche and Geraldine Page

1990's: Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Robert DeNiro, Jodie Foster and Daniel Day Lewis as paraplegic athletes in a human interest story of resilience and triumph. Meryl Streep as their coach, Sister Bernardine. Comic relief by supporting cheerleaders Marisa Tomei, Rosie Perez and Mina Sorvino

2000's: Leo DiCaprio, Daniel Day Lewis, Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton as various presidents, prime ministers and First Ladies or any other real life historic figures. Meryl Streep as the leader from another country in each of those respective movies.

2010's: Viola Davis, Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Whoopie Goldberg, Lupita and Don Cheadle in "Black and Blue and Blacker Than Ever: Making Up for Unfair Times." Meryl Streep as Supreme Court Justice Ruth B. Ginsburg.

[quote] Jennifer Lawrence is perfectly cast as Darla Dimple

Were you the other one besides me who saw [italic]Cats Don't Dance[/italic] in theaters, R18?

Charlize Theron stars as hard-bitten investigative journalist who's had her heart broken too many times. Not caring whether she lives or dies, she goes undercover as a coal miner to write about hazardous conditions and lack of safety standards in coal mines.

We can tell she's a great actress because her face gets dirty.

Ben Affleck plays the greedy and corrupt mine owner who falls in love with her because she's so plucky, then he discovers she's a woman. The power of Charlize's love transforms him and he becomes a crusader for mine safety.

There's so much pathos in this one you'll need to make sure you bring a box of tissues when you watch it. The scene where the canary (played by Meryl Streep) dies always makes audiences weep.

[quote]2010's: Viola Davis, Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Whoopie Goldberg, Lupita and Don Cheadle in "Black and Blue and Blacker Than Ever: Making Up for Unfair Times." Meryl Streep as Supreme Court Justice Ruth B. Ginsburg.

With Morgan Freeman as The President

And Sidney Poitier as "God"

Narrated by: James Earl Jones

Produced by: Oprah Winfrey

Narrated by: James

Tom Hardy as an alcoholic boxer who tries to combat his addiction and at the same time, takes care of his two children the 5 year old toby and his 14 year old sister Kelly. We see Tom Hardy's character peeing himself and struggle to put food on the table, before he wins a big money winning fight. He almost gets killed by his drugdealer/ something drug related, but eventually escapes and moved away with hus two kids to California. Meryl Streep as the drugdealer

Matthew McConaughey as Winston Churchill.

Jared Leto as Hillary. Daniel Day Lewis as Mitt. Sally Field as Lady Romney. Joaquin Phoenix as Rand Paul. Gary Busey as Dr. Ron Paul. Eddie Redmayne as Carly Fiorina. Mira Sorvino as Megyn Kelly. Kevin Spacey as Donald Trump. Morgan Freeman as Dr. Ben Carson. Justin Bieber as Dr. Rachel Maddow.

oh the agony when replies come slow

Carey Mulligan as an autistic lesbian struggling to get a job teaching at a prestigious London school.

I would watch the hell out of that movie, R35.

Leonardo "Give Me An Oscar, Dammit!" DiCaprio as Dennis Hastert in "Wrestling With the Truth"

How about a Chelsea Manning biopic? Which Oscar desperate actor would put on a dress for the role?

Didn't someone here claim Claire Danes looked like Chelsea Manning? There's your answer, r38

R37 for the win!

No R39 a cis male has to play Chelsea.

After suffering another nervous breakdown at her dreary Dartmoor manor house, Lady Camilla Snead (Jessica Chastain), convinces her husband Brooks (Benedict Cumberbatch) that a month in Nice would lift her spirits. At the Countess Harcourt's seaside villa, Camilla meets the liberated, tempestuous, and divinely decadent American photographer, Lylah Sinclair (Amy Adams). Instantly drawn to this mad beauty, Camilla travels with her to Rome, Naples, Palermo, Tunis, and Tripoli. Despite their mismatched temperaments, the two become confidants and cherished lovers. But, back home, Brooks is alarmed that his wife has failed to return. He fetches her, but she refuses to return with him. Threatened with divorce, loss of status and custody of the children, Camilla remains loyal to Lylah.

Several years later, Camilla returns to Brooks, who is ill, and nurses him back to health. She longs for her friend Lylah, but remains with Brooks and the children. With the onset of another dreary winter in Dartmoor, and the rumblings of another breakdown, Camilla runs back to Nice to meet her true love, but she gets word that Lylah had been killed by Nacionalistas in Spain. Fin.

R42 You can't have two redheads in the same movie unless they are supposed to be related. You'll have to replace one of them with a brunette.

R42, The "English" Rose Jessica Chastain can remain a redhead, while Amy will have short dark hair and look like Dorothea Lange.

^ Er R43.

Jessica Chastain and Julianne Moore as ginger sisters who reunite to deal with the fact they were molested by their father. Meryl plays their sex abuse counseler.

"Solid Golda!"- Barbra Streisand gives a tour de force performance in the musical based on the life of the Israeli Prime Minister.

Tom Hardy as Oscar Pistorius and Blake Lively as Reena Steenkamp. Whoopi Goldberg as the trial judge. Bo Derek as Reena's mother. Set in the courtroom and told through flashbacks with the focus on the Oscar the public doesn't know.

What R43 said. You can't have two redheads in the same movie. Plus, I vote for Amy Adams to be OUT of Oscar bait movies. Amy, you're better than this!

What R44? NO! Nobody cuts Amy Adams' hair.

A long lost untold story about Jews as victims, starring [whomever plays this will win an Oscar because Hollywood loves Jewish victims!] flame away, sensitive bitches

A transsexual FtM should play Oscar Pistorius.

There should be an Oscar bait movie on the non Jewish victims of the Holocaust. Amy Adams plays a mentally retarded women who is captured by the Nazis, before she dies she meets a gay couple(Leo Dicaprio and James Franco) and gypsy(Rooney Mara)

R42 cast Marion Cotillard instead of Amy Adams, The ending is from the film Julia?

A HERO'S RELUCTANCE: Leonardo Di Caprio is Dick Cheney, forced to take command of the Oval Office on the morning of 9/11 while President W. Bush (Tobey McGuire) is otherwise occupied in Florida. With Keifer Sutherland as Donald Rumsfeld and Halle Berry as Condoleeza Rice and James Franco as Scooter Libby.

Halle is too pretty to play Condoleeza. I'm perfect for the role and I can do the scary eyes.

Emma Stone as a blind Broadway singer struggling to get the role of Helen Keller in the Miracle Worker. Her rival is a sighted diva played by Anne Hathaway.

Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman star as secret gay lovers, who are also civil rights activists in the 60s. They must kept their relationship a secret from their homophobic Bible thumping colleagues.

A good movie could be made from R58's suggestion.

Explain it like we are a collective 6-year-old.

Leo DiCaprio portrays Bruce Jenner. Leo will finally get his Oscar because of his courage to wear dresses, makeup and high heels 50% of the time. The real Kardasians play themselves and we witness the torment of their vocal fry and shallow statements on Bruce/Caitlyn which causes his temporarily insanity into non-stop plastic surgery, hence Caitlyn.

The long awaited production of Stephen Sondheim's groundbreaking classic, FOLLIES...

PHYLLIS: Nicole Kidman

BEN: Hugh Jackman

SALLY: Marion Cotillard

BUDDY: Ewan McGregor

HATTIE: Glenn Close

SOLANGE: Juliette Binoche

STELLA: Catherine Zeta-Jones

CARLOTTA: Michelle Pfeiffer

EMILY: Sarah Jessica Parker

THEODORE: Matthew Broderick

An Andy Warhol biopic with a gender bending portrayal of the artist by none other than Meryl Streep herself. The "100% hetero" Kevin Spacey can play his friend, author and vicious gossip, Truman Capote. Also co-starring Jennifer Lawrence as Edie Sedgewick.

Oprah as a heavily made up, airbrushed and soft lighted Rosa Parks in Lee Daniels' Have A Seat.

You win R64.

Ed Harris plays DiCaprio's alcoholic father who never finished med school, but shares his old notebook of brilliant ideas to save Leo's patient, cure his paralysis and repair their relationship.

Reese Witherspoon as a Southern mentally retarded woman who works in a AIDS hospice.

Mark Ruffalo and Rachel McAdams play investigative journalists in "The Real Bill". Mark and Rachel's characters are Hollywood reporters who launch an investigation in Bill Cosby and rapes and attempted rapes of women.

Matthew McConaughey as Kip Mongoloid, sportsman extraordinaire and mountaim climber who is forced to perform a colectomy on himslef with his own teeth when trapped by a snowstorm while climbing the Everest

Di Caprio and Amy Adams play a Jewish husband (he has cerebral palsy) and wife (she is deaf) who must search the streets of Berlin for his mother Glenn Close (who suffers from Alzheimer's) who has wandered off on Kristallnacht.

They're all overdue, folks.

R70 Ian McKellen stars as a quirky old Jewish professor who bonds with Amy Adams' character over their love for musicals, Scandinavian poetry and raw vegan diet.

Robert, DeNiro, an arrogant narcissistic right wing billionaire has his head cryogenically frozen after finding out he has a genetic allele for Alzheimers. When his cringing employees fail to do the deed, he cuts off his own head. Twenty years later a genetic treatment is found and DeNiro's body is attached to Mr. Gay Alabama, a 19 year old Hispanic gay bodybuilder who has suffered an overdose. DeNiro, at first thrilled to have a young and vital body, is troubled by gay urges and new dietary preferences. In the meantime, he finds that the new genetic treatment for Alzheimers won't work on him. He starts to bond with the poor but loyal family of his body, and gradually comes to accept his newfound gayness and respect for minorities and the struggles of the poor, devoting his fortune to social justice and giving up his dreams of immortality for a life well-lived. Just ten years later, he gets Alzheimers, forgets who he is, and dies, surrounded by the ragged but loving extended family of his body.

Warrior - the story of online activist Lashundra Walker, played by Angelina in dark makeup. Lashundra wakes up every morning searching for reasons to be offended while fighting for the rights of black and trans people.

R73 make sure it is pointed out that Lashundra is part Native American.

Skin Depp: a tale of love and acceptance. After years of being bullyied and abused because of her looks, Nyesha Depp decides to enter a beauty pageant to inspire other girls that don't fit into the traditional beauty mold, like herself. Meanwhile, she finds she suffers from a lethal disease and has only months to live. A handsome doctor rushes against time to save her. Is his interest in her just medical or is it something else? Gabourey Sidibe stars as Nyesha Depp and Shemar Moore as Bennet Stevens, the handsome doctor.

Madonna as Rachel Dolezal. Justin Beiber as Shaun King. Robert DeNiro in heavy makeup and combover as Trump. Streep as Glenn Close just because. Confusion and hilarity ensue.

Miles Teller in The Darren Wilson Story. Michael Brown is played by the fat kid from The Blind Side.

Oscar Isaac, Oscar Homolka, Oscar Nunez, and Brad Oscar in "The Oscar Wilde Story."

Introducing Oscar de la Hoya as Lord Alfred Douglas.

[quote]Tom Hardy as Oscar Pistorius and Blake Lively as Reena Steenkamp. Whoopi Goldberg as the trial judge. Bo Derek as Reena's mother. Set in the courtroom and told through flashbacks with the focus on the Oscar the public doesn't know.

I hope this goes into development soon. Also my daughter's name was Reeva.

Judy Tenuta and Laverne Cox run a bed & breakfast staffed by LGBT homeless youth.

They are fighting to raise the funds to outbid the greedy real estate developer played by christoph waltz who wants to tear it down to build a golf course

"Introducing Oscar de la Hoya as Lord Alfred Douglas."

Gurl could put her drag gear on and play Constance Wilde

Zoe (Zoe Saldana) as a very poor, 30 year old, single but very strong minded Mexican woman working as a waitress in small town of Mexico . She lives with her old mother who is on her death bed.

Just before her death her mother tells Zoe that she is actually her grandmother and her actual mother Jennifer had given birth to Zoe when Jennifer was only 13 years old . Just after Zoe's birth, Jennifer fled to USA illegally to fulfill her American dreams.

After her grandmother death, Zoe too decided to move to USA to find her mother. She had to take help of a human trafficker with heart of gold (Oliver Martinez)who helps hard working Mexicans to cross border in exchange of money . Since Zoe can't pay enough money to Oliver for his help so she decided to pay with her body , But after couple of rounds of sex, Oliver starts developing feelings for Zoe . And decides to help Zoe without taking any money from her.

When they were crossing border, Oliver unfortunately get shot dead by racist border patrol agents but Zoe somehow manage to escape and reach Houston .

After some help from old letters(which her mother had written to her grandmother) Zoe managed to find her mother. Her mother is Jennifer Lopez who is now a mistress (or a kept) of a homophobic , racist,anti -illegal immigrant and anti abortion Politician /Businessman named Kevin (Kevin Spacey)While Kevin is very homophobic who opposes gay marriage but regularly indulge in threesome with his bi-sexual wife Nicole (Nicole Kidman) and Jennifer .

Kevin and Nicole have a son Zac(Zac Effron)

Zac is nothing like his father. he is cool ,hipster, very broad minded and a closet liberal . He secretly loath his father but respect his compassionate uncle Josh (Josh Lucas as Kevin spacey 's younger brother). Josh has a dirty secret .Even though still unmarried Josh is considered as a ladies man but in reality he is a closet homosexual .

Even after their meeting Jennifer refused to accept Zoe as her daughter but agree to recommend Zoe for a job to work as a maid in Josh 's mansion .In Josh mansion Zac first saw Zoe and fell madly in love with her. Zoe initially reject his advances because she deeply recents whole Kevin 's clan. However after some time she also developed feeling for young Zac (who is actually much younger than her)

Mother -daughter remain estranged however they slowly become closer when Zoe helped her mother recover from her third abortion . Yes even though Kevin is anti-abortion politician ,he forced Jennifer to undergo abortion multiple times in past 12 years .

After her 3rd abortion Jennifer realized that she would never able to become mother again . She and Zoe become closer . Kevin 's wife Nicole was initially unaware of all these abortions stories however she overheard Zoe/ Jennifer conversation . She started deeply hating Kevin and starts having deep sympathy and affection for Jennifer. Nicole and Jennifer are becoming more and more closer and they start having sex even in absence of Kevin .

Meanwhile Zac/Zoe romance is also in full bloom and love is in air everywhere .

However close to end a horrible tragedy happened . Kevin accidentally caught Josh having sex with a rent boi (Darren Criss) in Josh's bedroom. In a fit of rage he shoots his own brother and the trick . Both Josh and Darren killed in the shooting .

Kevin tried cover up this story but he is unaware that that there were secret surveillance camera in the Josh bedroom . Zac is aware of that . He quietly leaked those tapes (in which Kevin was shooting Josh and Darren) through his journalist buddy Colton (Colton Haynes in a 1 min role).

Kevin is now being prosecuted for murder of first degree. Nicole files for divorce and move to Oregon .She took her lover Jennifer along with her.

Zac and Zoe also moved to NewYork . Zac is now full time professional painter . He ask Zoe to marry him but Zoe refuses .Because Zoe wants her own identity and doesn't want to be identified as "Zoe spacey" .

In the end Zoe becomes as immigrant right activist

lol at r82. Amazing script. Actually better than some Hollywood movies

I don't want a Dominican playing my daughter.

R82, we want to marry you. Where are you writing from?

R85 India

Jessica Chastain stars as female to male transperson who has ALS.

Leo as a early 19th century trapper, who is attacked by a bear -- buried alive and left for dead but bursting out the earth like a second birth- - finds out his young son he had with a native american woman was murdered - goes through a harrowing journey through the wildness involving riding a horse off a cliff and being swept down icy rapids to avenge said son's death. A lot of imagery of the beauty of nature and the ugliness of the invading white man. A lot of stretches with no dialogue but grunting and hair and make-up to show you are a serous actor and not a pretty boy.

Sarah Silverman as a suicidal comedian who learns to live again after falling in love with old comedian with a terminal illness played by Billy Crystal.

Linda Lavin as the desperate sex trafficker who branches out by including retired school marms in her catalogue.

Karen Grassle as the leader of the school marm resistance movement and union organizer.

Alicia Vikander as a rape victim of the Nazis.

You know an insider R91? Because I totally see that film being made.

Leo as a guy who gets mauled by a bear

Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. in a remake of Some Like It Hot.

Cate Blanchett in The Grethe Rask Story.

I remember thinking this very thing, when that PRECIOUS movie came out. A morbidly obese, illiterate, black teenager with AIDS who'd been sexually abused by her father and bore him two children, one with Down's Syndrome and the other who inherited AIDS from her. She lived in a crime-ridden ghetto with her equally abusive mother, an addict and welfare queen.

It's like they threw ever type of Oscar bait cliche in a bowl and tossed.

Next year it'll be Birth of a Nation which stars, was written and directed by a black actor of modest talents, about Nat Turner. Problem there: African Americans hate films about slaves. Whites aren't going to be thrilled because Nat murdered not just white slaveowners but their wives and little kiddies.

Oscars all around!

Daniel Day Lewis as the atheist politician hack who suddenly finds religion days before "Super Tuesday"

R96 Precious was based on a book.

Leo will have to star in one of these if he doesn't win this year

Leo's proposed future projects: playing a man with multiple personality disorder (which doesn't actually exist) in "The Crowded Room", playing a serial killer in "Devil in the White City" and Lenin. Let us hope he wins the Oscar tomorrow so we will be spared all this Oscar bait shit.

[quote]Leo's proposed future projects: playing a man with multiple personality disorder (which doesn't actually exist)

It still exists, it's just now called Dissociative Identity Disorder, because the former term made it sound like multiple personalities inhabited the person when, in fact, it's more of a detachment from reality because a situation is too traumatic or painful, and the different identities act like a defense mechanism.

r101, looks like Leo is loading up on the Oscar Bait, just in case

leonardo di caprio in every movie he's made in the past fifteen years. give the bloated man/boy puss an oscar so he'll go away already.

Denzel Washington and Viola Davis as a married couple in a past era.

A rebellious boy becomes friends with the old lady next door, who is a Holocaust survivor and is now suffering from early stages of Parkinsons. Together they rediscover the meaning of life and have to fight the invading nazi aliens somewhere along the way.

With Chris Pratt gaining back all the weight he lost to play the bear, R93!

Rabid right-wing talk show host Brick Booker (Gary Cole) starts to have feelings for sexy, liberal political reporter Nate Stewart (Ben Barnes.)

Booker is married (to Laura Linney) and although he's not homophobic, his attraction to Nate confuses and scares him, and he fights it.

Nate exposes a dangerous pipeline project and becomes a frequent guest on Booker's show...they give in to their passion after a particularly heated on-air exchange.

Their relationship becomes real (a surprise to both) but remains a secret...until Barnes is diagnosed with cancer. Barnes needs a bone marrow transplant and only his wildly homophobic, long-lost brother can be the donor. Against his network boss' (Brian Denehey) wishes Cole announces his love for Nate on his show and pleads with the public to help find the brother.

The brother (Kit Harrington) shows up at the last minute--he's a changed man and the brothers reconcile.

Nate's life is saved and Booker gets a divorce...they are thrilled to be alive and together and they live happily ever after.

The true life story of Ines Ramirez Perez, who delivered her ninth kid by cesarean while her husband was off drinking, starring Michele Rodriguez and Oscar Isaac as the proud parents, Bradley Cooper as the American doctor doing his bit with the Peace Corps or whatever, Matthew McConaghey as the skeptical CNN journalist and Jennifer Lawrence as the Spanish-speaking blogger on a post-college finding-herself backpacking trip through Central America, who gets the interview that all the legit journalists are climbing all over each other to get. Costarring Sandra Bullock as the tough bureau chief and cameos by Zach Galifianakis, Michael Keaton, Marion Cotillard, Dallas Roberts, Blake Lively and Logan Lerman as TV talking heads. Anderson Cooper plays himself.

R109, I'd watch that!

Matt Bomer plays a gay actor who accepts a trans role in a movie, only to be viciously attacked and gruesomely dismembered by all sorts of weird furious trannies. His best friend (Mark Ruffalo) tries to help him but ultimately fails to save him. Also starring various cast members of AHS and directed by Mr. Ryan Murphy.

In 1954, the Fulford quintuplets were kidnapped while en route to be reunited with their parents, Americans on a diplomatic posting in Belgium. Sixty years later, the grand daughter of the eldest quint, Best Supporting Actress nominee Anne Hathaway, is determined to solve the mystery, Her efforts to unravel the sisters' fate takes her to Italy, France, Scotland and Russia, in a heart warming journey that reunites the surviving sisters (Meryl Street) in Boston.

In her breakthrough acting role, Agyness Deyn is Jobriath, a gay glamrocker on the make, that never made it, who dies of AIDS in the early 80s.

Based on a true story.

Or maybe Eddie Redmayne or Giggleton as Jobriath.

G as Cheryl an odiferous woman in the holocaust whose personal hygiene prevents her from being rescued by the allied forces until kindly nurse and fellow inmate Vivian Vance teaches her to warsh her vagina.

Chris (Jared Leto) and Nick (Jake Gyllenhaal) are brothers who were once teen boy-banders in a group managed by their mother Nancy (Glenn Close). Chris has gone on to have a successful music and acting career while Nick, estranged from the family, has sunk into booze and drugs. Nick, with his grifter girlfriend Lisa (Michelle Williams) in tow, returns ready to tell the story of how their mother, now a successful manager of much talent, exploited them as children and just how far it went - but is it the truth? Chris will do anything to keep his successful image and Nancy will do anything to protect her meal ticket. Supporting cast includes Kevin Spacey as their hen-pecked, hapless father, Alison Janney as a reporter sniffing around the story, Alec Baldwin as a sleazy entertainment lawyer with Shia Lebouf and Casey Affleck as the other former band members.

I'm still giggling over OP's "wheelchair-bound surgeon."

Great thread!

Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone as a couple who adopts disabled orphans, but tragedy strikes when Ryan and Emma's characters are severely burned in a fire and it's up to their disabled children to care for them and keep the family together.

R118 in wartorn Warsaw and they live in the ghetto fighting Nazis.

Viola Davis stars as the mother of a recently executed death row prisoner. She still wants to her prove her son's innocence. She falls in love with a deaf lesbian lawyer played by Jessica Chastain. While the deaf lawyer fights to prove Viola's dead son's innocence, Viola's character must contend with coming out as a late in life lesbian and the issues of her girlfriend being a deaf white woman.

Mark Ruffalo in the Bernie Sanders Story. Toni Collete with bad hair and makeup plays Jane Sanders

Susan Sarandon plays a Double Agent in the Democratic Party! She gives big self promoting speeches that make you think more about her than any candidate or cause she's whoring that day!

In the end she's caught on surveillance by Mark Ruffalo taking huge cash payouts from Russian Agents & Kellyanne Conway!

Trans. The Musical. Starring an all-trans cast. The heroic tale of a misunderstood man who goes thru life wearing women's clothes and seeks acceptance but must overcome the trauma of using a men's restroom. Set in a rural town in Idaho. Trailer tag line "Just because I have a penis and back hair doesn't make me any less of a woman!"

Coming in 2019 Aleppo Starring M Emma Stone Jessica Chastain Christoph Waltz Julianne Moore Leo DiCaprio Jake Gyllenhaal Maggie Gyllenhaal Ryan Gosling with Sarah Paulson in a small role as an orphanage director who dies protecting the orphans

R124 Emma Stone will play a Syrian refugee in it. A Syrian refugee with BIG bug eyes.

r124 Aleppo is directed by Angelina Jolie and it absolutely fails both critically and financially despite the overwrought trailer that lists the cast's names after a shot of them suffering.

And then Kathryn Bigelow goes on to direct a film about the same subject matter and it wins Best Picture.

Will Jeremy Renner star in Bigelow's Aleppo movie?

[quote]I remember thinking this very thing, when that PRECIOUS movie came out. A morbidly obese, illiterate, black teenager with AIDS who'd been sexually abused by her father and bore him two children, one with Down's Syndrome and the other who inherited AIDS from her. She lived in a crime-ridden ghetto with her equally abusive mother, an addict and welfare queen. It's like they threw ever type of Oscar bait cliche in a bowl and tossed.

[italic]Song of the South[/italic] was honestly less stereotypical and more forward-thinking.

[quote]Song of the South was honestly less stereotypical and more forward-thinking.

Oh God... it is...

[quote]Will Jeremy Renner star in Bigelow's Aleppo movie?

He plays the intrepid reporter.

Oscar Gold!

[quote]Emma Stone will play a Syrian refugee in it. A Syrian refugee with BIG bug eyes.

She did well playing a part Asian woman in Aloha.

Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling will star in a musical about the Warsaw ghetto.

Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling (both with bad British accents and Portman in a blond bouffant) star in TAKE ME TO THE MOORS, documenting the immortal love story of serial killers Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. Eddie Redmayne co-stars as the Hollywood-composite heteroflexible psychiatrist who can't help falling in love Portman's dead eyes and Gosling's douche-eating grin. With Carey Mulligan as the hauntingly disembodied voice of Saddleworth Moor.

Rosamund Pike and Leonardo Dicaprio star as Peace Corp workers who are severly attacked by lions in Africa and nursed to health by AIDS orphans.

Mocked, the story of the disabled journalist who was made fun of by Trump. Ryan Gosling plays the journalist with special appearance by M at the end.

RESCUED!, the story of a special needs white man who is kidnapped and beaten by black supremacists. While in captivity, he teaches his captors the true meaning of life, love, friendship and tolerance.

[quote]the rapist is revealed to be Colin's estranged brother C.J (academy award nominee James Franco).

He won't take the part, the character is not gay.

[quote)RESCUED!, the story of a special needs white man who is kidnapped and beaten by black supremacists. While in captivity, he teaches his captors the true meaning of life, love, friendship and tolerance.

Who is in the cast? Let me guess Viola or Octavia plays the mother of one of the supremacists.

The Pussy Hat Maker Group- M stars as a the director of a group home for mentally challenged people. The group home is contracted to make pussy hats for the Women's Marches and along the way M teaches the group about how evil Trump is. Andrew Garfield stars as M's gay son who has HIV. Emma Stone plays Millie, one of the group home residents who has brain damage because she was shot in the head by her father played by Mickey Rourke in flashbacks. Viola Davis as Ruthie, the oldest resident of the group home whose family was killed by the KKK. Christoph Waltz as Dr. Franklin, the group home physician who also suffers from PTSD from his Iraq service. Amy Adams as Millie's older sister who is a rape counselor who joins the group home in making the pussy hats.

Leo DiCaprio as Bitsy Desplain, a drag queen that at 60 relives her life experiences to a HAL9000 computer to find his long lost brother, Cain Desplain (Jude Law) after the Russian takeover of the US in 2037. Flashbacks: Bitsy crawling through snow to the captured Americans camp in a mumu to find Cain. Taking a self driving car and it wrecks in the smoldering ruins of Uber HQ where Peter Thiel has gone mad and is learning Russian with a group of Google HQ survivors. Bistsies escape fro the Russians in Scottsdale when they mistake him for a hooker, and the Russian soldier with a heart of gold that helps him escape.

Bitsy finds Cain but Cain is a Russian traitor and mayor of Palm Springs. He orders Bitsy to be executed by firing squad.

With the help of prosthetics and makeup, Millie Bobbie Brown plays Adelia, a young progeria sufferer who has just a short time to live. Through the Make-A-Wish foundation, Adelia requests to go on a Carribean cruise with her single, hard-working blue collar mother Trudy (Charlize Theron) who has never had a vacation since Adelia's birth. On the cruise, Trudy makes the acquaintance of happy-go-lucky shipboard magician Kevin (Seth Rogen) who teaches her how to laugh, let loose, and fall in love. Meanwhile, Adelia meets another Make-A-Wish grantee, a primordial dwarf named Bo (Verne Troyer) who accepts her for who she is inside, and not what she looks like outside. She carries Bo around the ship in a baby sling; they dance the night away under the stars and sneak kisses while Trudy and Bo are banging in the cabin.

Adelia passes away soon after the cruise. Bo is devastated and knowing his time was already limited, he chooses to kill himself by jumping out a second story window. The film ends with Trudy quitting her job in a flamboyant fashion, selling everything she owns and living the bohemian life on a sailboat with her cocky magician lover.

Oops - should be "while Trudy and Kevin are banging in the cabin." This scene starts out somberly as Trudy is explaining the trials of raising her sick daughter. After listening attentively, Kevin tells her she deserves to have fun and enjoy life without guilt, then shows off his magic abilities and commences foreplay by pulling scarves out of her hoohah.

Little Peter Nono in some slave movie

The hitherto unknown secret holocaust which took place in Los Angeles is revealed to the world through the eyes of a young black Jewish woman named Chhhhhaya, *Introductory Musical Number* The only colour in the movie is the purple dress that Chaya wears; everything else is in black & white. Chaya is smuggled across the country to New York City by the a group of "Muslim feminists" calling their operation the Underground Caravan. *Musical Number* Once they're free of Los Angeles and the evil gay white male Nazi sympathizers she meets an Chinese immigrant named "Kevin," *Musical Number,* with whom she starts a family after he teaches her to "love again" after the brutal rape of a female by the evil gay Nazis because that is what all men do regardless of sexuality. *Yet Another Musical Number* This incredible macho hairless wisp of a man has to defend his farm against a group of female vigilantes who mistake his white gentile employees as the gay-Nazi-sympathizers by whom he was previously persecuted. Being assumed gay Nazi sympathizers, they are all naturally assumed to be infected by HIV even though they're celibate because that is the fate of 99% of gay men in Hollywood regardless of their proclivities as per universal homophobic law. *Gay Nazi musical number regarding the consequences of being gay, like becoming a Nazi and acquiring HIV* When the vigilantes notice that these workers are no more than heterosexual white males--who are inherently good regardless of their past date rapes--because they are not randomly going blind or dying, they march off into the distance to liberate more black Jewish women from the evil gay Nazi sympathizers back in Hollywood, at which point they vow to install a matriarchal monarchy as government. *Musical Number To Applause From Onlookers* There are many flashbacks to the oppression of Chaya throughout the production in order to include shots of various parts of Los Angeles in order to further satiate the critics while someone plays a sad tune on a harmonica on a street corner in every scene; other than that, the entire soundtrack is a compilation of newly-labelled-tranny Billie Holiday songs. The final scene of the movie includes Chaya handing down the dress to her non-gay transdaughter while she begins to "tell him a story about her life" to the light of the kwanza-menorah candles, which, after being lit, finally bring colour to the scene, representing the rich and vibrant life that he transdaughter can now experience.

The end.

The movie poster is a purple star of David hanging on a wall behind a table holding a set of Kwanzaa candles in their holder. It's all black and white except for the star of David. No one smokes at all during the movie but the entire thing is funded by Benson & Hedges cigarettes.

Banned- The story of the Iranian Clemson University professor who got banned from returning to the US. Emma Stone stars as the professor.

Rooney Mara in The Kitty Genovese Story. Michael B. Jordan plays Kitty's killer.

Isn't the Hollywood Reporter going to do their "Brutally Honest Oscar Voter" articles this year? Love all the bitchiness.

Here it is R149

Emma Stone in a Rosemary Kennedy biopic.

Me as almost anything.

Emma Stone stars as Heather Heyner in Charlottesville. Jonah Hill plays the white supremacist bastard behind the wheel of the car.

Sharon Stone as a Divorcée High School English teacher who grooms and seduces her bicurious student, Brenton Thwaites, by uncrossing and crossing her legs at a desk, with no back, during a solitary detention session. Directed by Gus Van Sant, Produced by Bryan Singer.

You're confusing softcore porn with Oscar Bait

R155 the quality of cinema is down, just spicing it up some.

Cate Blanchett as a mentally retarded woman fighting to keep custody of her trans son.

Jonah Hill plays a mentally ill homeless man living in a garbage can yelling "scram" and "beat it" at strangers while picking fights with big birds.

I'M STILL HERE, starring Kirk Douglas as Malcolm, a gay senior living in an assisted facility who feels lonely and longs for contact with the gay community. Michael Douglas stars as Ian, local news reportes and Malcolm's nephew, who, upon hearing about his uncle's loneliness, mobilizes the local area gay community with a series of reports in search of friends and penpals for him. Andrew Garfield as Bannon, the young gay man who reads about Malcolm and forges a strong bond with him and listens to his surprising stories as a pre-Stonewall gay man.

r159, I love it!

Judi Dench as Queen Victoria - again!

Jake Gyllenhaal as guy who gets his legs blown off in a bombing.

Look at meeee! I'm in a classy Brit period piece! And it's based on a true story! And I'm playing a sick/disabled character! Please nominate me!

"Siamese Wins," the inspiring but bittersweet story of conjoined twins who survive a risky surgery in childhood to separate them, and grow up to be a world chess champion and Olympic racewalker. The racewalker is killed in a random car accident during the Olympics; the chess champ ends up committing suicide because he is so distraught that his other half is gone. Starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.

R164 would Affleck be the race walker? Don't leave us hanging!

Oscar Bait: The Trailer

Maria Storm written by Lin Manuel Miranda

-San Juan mayor is played Jennifer Lopez. Emily Blunt as doctor treating people. Rosario Dawson and Zoe Saldana as a dyke couple trapped in her home with their 5 adopted disabled kids.

All my movies are Oscar bait. I don't see what is so hard about it. I mean I just show up, read my lines, and get nominated.

[quote]In the end she's caught on surveillance by Mark Ruffalo taking huge cash payouts from Russian Agents & Kellyanne Conway!

I could play Kellyanne.

Gabourey Sidibe in the titular role in a multicultural version of 'The Diary of Anne Frank'. Margaret Cho will play Margot.

LIPSTICK 2017

In this updated remake, Margo Robbie plays Guinevere Katrowsky, a young, ambicious ingenue who is raped by powerful Holywood producer Hardon Weiss, whom she had met to discuss a major movie role. She gives up on the career and moves to the country, where she raises sheep and vegetables. Years later, her half sister Jessica Lawry, current wannabe IT girl, played by Chloe Moretz Grace, heads for an interview with now even more powerful Hardon and is anally raped by him. Upon knowing this, Guinevere is determined to exact revenge on Hardon, with the help of Angelique Belle, a movie star friend who escpaed being raped by Hardon thanks to her boyfriend Craig Mitt, played by Armie Hammer

R171 Who plays Hardon Weiss?

Oops, sorry, R172. Ron Perlman plays Hardon and Megan Fox plays Angelique Belle.

If Susan Hayward were still alive, she’d be a shoo-in to play the lead role in “The Kim Davis Story,” which follows the story of multi-married, multi-knocked up trailer trash with barely a kindergarten education rising up to being elected to political office where she takes on the evil gay establishment, face jail time for contempt, and become — against all odds — a hero to the religious right, even though she broke seven of the Ten Commandments. Throw in some religion, no makeup, clothing from the goodwill, a bad southern accent, along with an inspiring Rocky-like theme, and multiple nominations will result. Whomever is willing to sleep with Harvey Weinstein after his fall should be considered for the lead.

[QUOTE] Gabourey Sidibe in the titular role in a multicultural version of 'The Diary of Anne Frank'.

She's in the hangar, she's in the hangar!

Remake of Brokeback Mountain with hot 50yos. RDJ and... Viggo?

The Three Ages of Eve, the sequel to The Three Faces of Eve, telling the continuing saga of Jane, who has regressed back into the timid self-effacing Eve White and the wild, fun-loving Eve Black. Starring Jennifer Aniston, with James McAvoy as Dr. Curtis Luther, Jr. and a cameo by Joanne Woodward as The Nurse.

For The Kim Davis Story I'm picture Emma Stone in a fatsuit and age makeup

"Lazarus" -the biopic of David Bowie. Starring SWINTON as David Bowie, Cate Blanchett as David Bowie's Greek Chorus (in mirror reflections), Meryl Streep as the dying David Bowie. Directed by Jim Jarmusch, in black and white.

Meryl shines as MtF, Native American, blind and deaf double amputee, alcoholic down on her luck Susan Danceswithwolves whose life is thrown into a spin when she loses control of her wheelchair and runs over the arm of world renown surgeon Gary Godsgift (Kevin Spacey)

Despite he being a gorgeous much younger and very butch womaniser, Susan teaches him to love again, despite the HUGE age difference, by introducing vodka to his life and assisting him sexually while his good arm is in a sling. "I may be unable to walk" she sobs in a perfect Cherokee accent "but god dammit there's nothing wrong with my man sized hands! Drag me over there and let me help you release all that bottled up frustration"

Eventually he regains the use of his wrist and uses his fortune and skills as a surgeon to help Susan walk, see, hear, sober up and become the privileged white woman she has always felt entitled to be.

Lindsay Lohan stars as a washed up child actress who befriends a down on his luck, friendless and depressed studio executive who is accused of sexually harassing a number of women (played by a Adam Sandler, who will describe in torturous detail how hard it was to put the extra weight on). She teaches him how to love again, after all his friends and industry people have abandoned him, through the use of crystals and reiki. Sandler teaches her how to act again, through the use of pottery and mime. She cures him of his sex addiction by showing him bear porn.

Whoopi Goldberg stars as an astrologist and tarot card reader who moonlights as a movie script writer. She sells Sandler the movie of a lifetime, the one that will miraculously get everyone in Hollywood to forgive him. He puts Lindsay in the leading role and she gets her "Pretty Woman" moment: she is transformed into a glamorous Hollywood star, and everyone falls in love with her again. Zac Efron plays the pretty boy who wanted nothing to do with her until her transformation, but she blows him off to be with the reformed Sandler.

Debra Winger stars in "Battling Bella" as Bella Abzug in her unsuccessful 1977 campaign to become Mayor of New York City. With Kevin Spacey as Ed Koch.

R181 you know they're both hoping that's how things will pan out. They wont but they're both hoping.

"Liberty Springs" starring Susan Sarandon as widowed socialite Connie Harper, Ryan Gosling as her son Nate and Gabourey Sidibe as Dixie, Nate's feisty pregnant fiance from the wrong side of the tracks. Connie is outraged when Nate drops out of his final year of law to become a social worker, and cuts him out of her life because she is embarassed of what her wealthy friends will think. But when Nate is killed and Dixie is gravely injured in a car accident, and they must deliver her baby before Dixie succumbs to her injuries, Connie reconciles with her. Baby Liberty arrives just before Dixie dies leaving her to be raised by Connie, who immerses herself in this second chance at motherhood and connects to the baby by breastfeeding. Connie's friends ostracise her but she finds support, and ultimately love in the form of her lawyer Wayne played by Idris Elba, who is trying the drunk driver who caused Nate and Dixie's accident.

"Lindsay Lohan stars as a washed up child actress who befriends a down on his luck, friendless and depressed studio executive who is accused of sexually harassing a number of women (played by a Adam Sandler, who will describe in torturous detail how hard it was to put the extra weight on). "

In the made-for-tv version Rob Schneider will play the Sandler character

In the made-for-tv version r185 Schneider will be offered the Sandler role, but will insist on adding a "male Rose McGowan" character which he'll play instead. After a man makes a pass at his character, Ross McSchneider, they'll cut to him sobbing and scrubbing himself in the shower.

He will be shocked when he isn't nominated for a single award.

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The Rob Kardashian Story — Christian Bale as Rob, DL fave Gabourey as Black Chyna, British chav Katie Price plays Kim.

In a tight race, Christian Bale competes against himself in another biopic: The Josh Duggar Story, told with a religious point of view — fallen, rises from the ashes. Half of (white) H’wood will be employed just to play his siblings.

Damaged Hearts

In this drama, Emma Stone plays Kelly, a disfigured Iraq War veteran. After being released from the hospital, Kelly takes a series of odd jobs and eventually finds herself working for a wealthy family whose daughter Hannah(Rooney Mara) has autism and starts a lesbian relationship with Kelly. Hannah has a hard time understanding Kelly's PTSD and she secretly comes across love letters between Kelly and her deceased lover Gretchen(Kate McKinnon in her first dramatic role). Gretchen was also a soldier who died in Iraq.

Emma Stone starts in "Pet", the Petula Clark story. The biopic shows the English singer's period of international fame with hits in the 1960s and climaxes with the scandal that erupted in 1968. NBC-TV had invited her to host her own special in the U.S., and in doing so she inadvertently made television history. While singing a duet of "On the Path of Glory," an anti-war song that she had composed, with guest Harry Belafonte (Denzel Washington), she took hold of his arm, to the dismay of a representative from the show's sponsor Chrysler Corporation who feared that the moment would incur racial backlash from Southern viewers.

Preying on Children

Jessica Chastain and Michael Fassbender star as the parents of a child star who is molested by an obese producer played by Louie Anderson.

Margot Robbie stars at a blind and one armed music teacher during the Vietnam War who falls in with a mentally challenged draft dodger played by James Franco.

Can someone write a comeback vehicle for me? Thanks.

Don't worry Kevin, in a few years a tabloid camera crew will catch you groping one of your "personal assistants" on a balcony somewhere and the footage will be highly sort after. Probably not the comeback vehicle you were hoping for, but it better than nothing!

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Timothée Chalamet in a remake of My Left Foot.

Perv edition:

Roman Polanski directs Kevin Spacey in a remake of Death in Venice. Produced by Harvey Weinstein.

M as a predator lesbian college professor who enters into a relationship with a paraplegic student played by Emma Stone. Produced by Megan Ellison.

Jessica Chastain dons a brunette wig for the Danica Roem Story.

Killing Miss Daisy

Rihanna in the role she was born to play. She is Charlotte, a little girl from a very small town in Africa. She is very happy for her friends (Gabrielle Union, Lisa Bonet, and Brandy) who were adopted by Madonna, Angelina Jolie, and Sandra Bullock. Imagine her joy when she is told she will be the next to be adopted! By Miss Daisy Barker (played by Meryl Streep). Leaving her family behind, her dreams are quickly dashed when she realizes that Ms Barker only adopted her to be a cheap nurse to take care of her in her old age, changing her depends and bringing her medications. Her horrible existence is only lightened by the presence of Dr. Henry Hostel (Denzel Washington), Miss Daisy's personal physician, who feels sorry for Charlotte and vows to take her out of this heartbreaking existence. Charlotte and Dr. Hostel begin an affair, and Charlotte convinces Dr Hostel that the only way they can be together is for Miss Daisy to die. This plot is thwarted by the arrival of Lance Barker (Jake Gyllenhaal), the dashing young nephew of Miss Barker, who ironically used to be the ex-boyfriend of Sandra Bullock, and is Miss Barker's only living heir. Quickly assessing the situation, Lance is none too pleased to find that Charlotte and the doctor are playing house in his aunt's home. He is the only one who gets to play house in his aunt's home. He throws out the doctor, and hires a nurse (Kathy Bates) to change the depends and he and Charlotte go on to bang in every room in the house. Daisy dies, and in a plot twist, Charlotte inherits her house and all of her money. Charlotte throws Lance out, becomes an international sensation, and lives the life she had always dreamed of having.

504

-The story of disability rights activists who initiated the 504 sit in protests in government buildings. Starring Jennifer Lawrence as Judy Heumann and Greta Gerwig as Kitty Cone.

"Haven Hearts" stars Meryl Streep as Lydia van Lear, a Philadelphia socialite turned lesbian social worker. She befriends Misty (Jennifer Lawrence), a psychic HIV positive runaway in 1980s NYC. Together they hunt down a mysterious serial killer who is targeting the city's male hustlers. Kindly Kip (Timothée Chalamet), a radical ACT UP activist helps the women by going undercover as a streetwalker and falls in love with an enigmatic rough trade escort (Ryan Gosling) who is Streep's estranged son. Mickey Rourke is the serial killer, a CDC renegade and maverick who may just know the secret AIDS cure hidden by the Reagan administration. Cyndi Lauper sings the haunting ballad that closes the film.

[quote]Cyndi Lauper sings the haunting ballad that closes the film.

I cracked up at this part.

Umm can I play Hawking again for a sequel to The Theory of Everything?

Eddie Redmayne IS Hawking's Ghost

Amy Adams as wheelchair bound teacher with cerebral palsy who helps her brother Bradley Cooper come out as trans to their far right Evangelical parents played by M and Warren Beatty.

Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? Charlize Theron, devastated after losing her husband and infant in a fiery car wreck three years ago, is struggling to find a reason to live until she sees the reports on TV about the babies being ripped away from their parents at the Mexican border. She launches a one-woman crusade to change this abhorrent policy, recruiting other moms (Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, & Julianne Moore) who have been through similar tragedies - kids lost in school shootings, to opiate OD, etc. Along the way she also catches the eye of a handsome human rights lawyer (George Clooney) who teaches her how to love again.

Fran McDormand and Meryl Streep in the roles of their lifetimes.

Ashley Judd in “Melania: First Lady of the Evening.”

[quote]R82 Zoe is a very poor, 30 year old, single but very strong minded Mexican woman working as a waitress in small town of Mexico .

I feel this role was written for me, and I'm looking for material to produce.

Can the lead be made younger?

Rooney Mara in the Josie Totah Story.

Nice

Hopefully, this will give me an Oscar nod.

Ben Affleck is Chris Watts in "Sins of the Father"

A brunette Tori Spelling as Shanawhatever Watts in the above project, retitled DARKNESS FALLS ON ANADARKO.

Saoirse Ronan as a quadriplegic lawyer who fights the deportation of her mentally challenged and much older boyfriend played by Demian Bichir. Jessica Chastain stars as the ICE agent who is also Saoirse's older sister who hates that her crippled sister entered into a relationship with Demian's character. Also starring Rooney Mara as the home health care with Asperger's.

Good one, R216, but throw in JLaw as a sex trafficked prostitute from Moldova.

I would totally watch r202's movie!

Eddie Redmayne plays a young man wanting a sex change while his long suffering wife must... oh, wait.

Meryl Streep burps the alphabet - in Latin - and rolls around in shit - as Queen Victoria in the exciting new drama from Miramax - "My 36th Nomination (for Being an Imperious Snobby Cunt)."

Judi Dench as King Henry VIII

Linda Hunt returns to the big screen in a Ruth Bader Ginsberg biopic featuring Meryl in a fat suit as Trump.

J.K. Simmons and Patricia Arquette star as a blind couple who must deal with the fact that their daughter(Brie Larson) is getting married to a transman played by Tilda Swinton.

Bloated Ben Affleck as Brett Kavanaugh and Laura Linney as Dr. Ford in Groped.

Jennifer Lawrence stars as a housewife who discovers there is more to life than just rubbing one out in the tub while her husband fornicates and frolics with his business partners in NYC

Tilda Swinton plays a Japanese woman during the 2nd world war disillusioned with the way the war is going. Scarlett Johansson plays her son who is a fighter pilot in the war.

Some of these are inspired. Seriously. You know the idiots pitching scripts like these are no different. I have always wanted to be a fly on the wall in some very early stage, schlocky pitch session in LA. Now, we need to add in some melodramatic, crap music, DL. I will start. Almost any of the above could end with an over the top version (sung by a blind children's choir) of "Hallelujah".

If we are truly baiting the Oscars here, the real-life person upon whom this maudlin tragedy is based (preferably wheelchair, child, disabled, disfigured) is wheeled out at The Globes and the Oscars. Winning actor/actress dedicates the win to this unfortunate one who will be quickly shoved on a flight back home to their horrific life and forgotten about by LA even before the Vanity Fair party gets going.

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Hollywood will probably cut back on producing movies about disabled people due to the recent complaints about non-disabled actors playing disabled people. People bitched about Jake Gyllenhaal playing that Boston bombing survivor. But, that movie flopped and it was an Oscar bait fail. Even with non Oscar bait movies some will still bitch like with that recent movie where Dwayne Johnson played a war veteran amputee. I bet complaints will fly about Janelle Monae playing an amputee in Welcome to Marwen.

R226 I hope the son has a dramatic death scene in a war hospital as Tilda falls to floor and cries.

Claire Foy stars as a doctor serving in Africa who loses her arms in horrific animal attack. While recovering she falls in love with a villager played by Mahershala Ali who lost his legs to a landmine accident.

Viola Davis in age makeup plays Maxine Waters.

[quote]Michelle Williams in a Hilary Clinton biopic.

That movie will probably be made in 15-20 years.

Julianne Moore plays a scientist hired by a pharmecutical company to investigate the safety of a new drug. George Clooney is the playboy president of the company, inherited from his dad.

Also starring Neil Patrick Harris as the waspish inventor who wants to rush the drug onto market (picking up a Nobel prize in the process) and Sally Hawkins as the meek lab assistant who sneaks buried, incriminating evidence to the heroine.

Featuring Melinda Dillon (Patient 6), Millie Bobby Brown (Patients 17), and Gretchen Moll (the New York Times reporter.)

Inspired by actual events.

R235 Is Sally Hawkins' character disabled?

Yes! She is a brilliant lab assistant who's disguised the fact she's dislexic for years. Her entire academic career is in fact a lie, and she's a BRILLIANTLY self-taught scientist.

She brings Julianne Moore the incriminating lab print outs (from China?) that she couldn't read, and so hid.

In short, she's a hero.

Oprah as .......................Maya

Anything where Glenn doesn’t appear.

Oh, shut up M. I'm already pitching ideas from this thread for my next Oscar nominated role.

Mo'Nique stars in Aunt Jemima: The Movie, a hilarious animated adventure about a black woman and her quest for the perfect pancake.

Viola Davis in Burned Bridges:The Mo'Nique Story.

Beau Bridges as Viola Davis in the No Mo'Nique Story.

Donald Glover IS Jussie Smollett in “This is MAGA Country.” Rami Malek is chilling as the noose.

R244 The Jussie Smollett movie will be retitled "The Hoax."

Timothee Chalamat plays a swimmer training for the Olympics who spends a weekend in Fire Island in the 80s and has his hetrosexual eyes opened to the possibility of homo love. Ben Affleck plays a sinister rapist who tries to have his way. He is saved by a local cop played by Henry Golding. James Franco plays a male prostitute. Timothee's other love interests are played by Oscar Isaac and Michael B Jordan. Miles Teller has a small role as a sex addict. The name of the movie is Summer of Fire

R246 I would totally watch that movie.

Replace the soyboy with a real man and it might be worth watching.

Rooney Mara stars as Sacheen Littlefeather in Boycott. A bloated Ben Affleck in age makeup plays Marlon Brando.

Lucas Hedges as a trans woman who dies from AIDS.

[quote]Michelle Williams in a Hilary Clinton biopic.

Nope that role is going to be La Lose Amy's Oscar vehicle.

R104 give the bloated man/boy puss an oscar so he'll go away already.

They gave him but he's not going anywhere he wants more.

The Bare Raped starring Leonardo DiCaprio

Sorry I meant * The Bear Raped!

Eddie Redmayne playing Jessica Chastain in Tom Hooper film.

Ben Affleck plays a man on the hunt for ----the truth!

Scarlet Johannson plays oprah's aborted fetus

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R258 Harvey's whore is back #puke

Saoirse Ronan in Jumped: The Peg Entwistle Story.

Eddie Redmayne *is* Marc Bolan in "The 20th Century Boy"

R144 R180 R181 R202 R244

I am dead 🤣🤣🤣

[quote]For The Kim Davis Story I'm picture Emma Stone in a fatsuit and age makeup

No, that can be Melissa McCarthy's next Oscar vehicle.

Kristen Stewart in Jodie Foster biopic

[quote]Kristen Stewart in Jodie Foster biopic

Only if she actually sings "I'd Like To Be You For A Day" from [italic]Freaky Friday[/italic].

Adelephant losing 500 lbs to play Dusty Springfield.

She'll need about a gallon of bleach on her hair.

Adele's hair is either extension or a wig already.

Emma Stone in age makeup plays Nancy Pelosi in "Delay to Impeach".

Glenn Close as a heroic Holocaust survivor who overcomes her fear of flames to save her deaf and blind granddaughter, so the child can sing after the trauma of rape by clowns.

(But she still loses! And to Judi Dench as a gassy woman in funny historic clothes!)

Charlize Theron, Emma Stone, Jeremy Renner, and Rami Malek star as immigration rights activists trying to help imprisoned migrants. Charlize's character is a lesbian whose wife is played by Sally Hawkins. Emma's character is secretly dying from ALS. Jeremy and Rami are a married gay couple who adopted orphaned Mexican Siamese twins. Salma Hayek plays the imprionsed migrant mother whose child dies mysteriously while in custody.

Famke Janssen in MELANIA: FREE AT LAST. She opens a modeling school for orphans in Africa.

Featuring Meryl Streep as Barron (or Baronn) (however you spell it), drafted as her klutzy teachers aide. He eventually runs home to daddy, but Melania stays by her students' side(s) because they're preparing for an international pageant.

Trump funds the pageant when evil hunters steal all the money the kids raised weaving rugs, but is then tragically assassinated on live TV during the broadcast.

Reese Witherspoon is the President's longtime mistress, who begs Melania to return when she can't handle him full time.

I would watch the shit out of R3

R272 Reese Witherspoon is the President's longtime mistress, who begs Melania to return when she can't handle him full time.

ROFL

Charlotte Gainsbourg in a torture porn film co directed by Lars Von Trier and Gaspar Noé.

Glenn Close plays Mary Trump in The President's Immigrant Mother.

Ryan Gosling plays Darren Hockler, a closeted gay Republican Congressman from Illinois who is married to a woman played by Emma Stone. The wife Samantha Ann is a blind lawyer from the South who sometimes wonders about the odd cologne smells she sniffs in the house and other odd noises that come from the attic where Darren supposedly goes up to read books. Viola Davis plays the household maid who knows about Darren's affairs with men, but she is paid off constantly to keep quiet even though she takes pity on Darren's blind wife who eventually ends up pregnant by Darren when the "rumors" start to ramp up and Darren decides he needs a child to build a "family man" image. Kevin Costner and Sigourney Weaver play Darren's parents who are constantly defending his choices to follow male celebrities on instagram and are shooting down the gay rumors. Tom Holland and John Boyega play the young male escorts who Darren sometimes fucks and Leonardo Dicaprio rounds out the cast as Robert O'Malley another closeted Congressman who is an occasional fuck buddy of Darren's. Darren is eventually caught on camera fucking Leo's character and he ends up being charged for numerous crimes like misusing campaign money and other funds. The blind wife dies tragically in child birth and Darren allows the maid's barren daughter played by Lupita Nyong'o to adopt his baby daughter. Darren is sent off to prison for ten years. He gets out of prison and tries to reconnect with his parents, but they tell him to burn in hell. Another ten years ago by and Darren finds out that his daughter is a blue eyed soul singer performing at a gay and lesbian fundraising event. He arrives at the event and is hit by an equipment truck. The last scene of the film is him being buried in an unmarked grave.

Mark Ruffalo as Harlan Daniel Radcliffe as Billy in THE FRONT RUNNER

I'd totally watch R277. But only if Leo is the bottom. I'm still not over him topping David Thewlis in Total Eclipse.

R279 Yes, Leo will be the bottom. The opening scene of the movie will Robert and Darren fucking in the attic while Darren's blind wife Samantha Anne is trying to figure out the strange noises she hears from the attic.

Glenn Close stars as a Alabama governor Kay Ivey in Taking Away Abortion.

Twelve-year old Billy (Paul Rudd) learns that his mother (Emma Watson) has cancer (Julia Roberts). Unfortunately she does not survive the treatment and on the way home from the hospital, Billy's father (Kevin Spacey) becomes an alcoholic. Fortunately a black person (TBD) has moved into the house next door (Kathleen Turner) and teaches them to live, laugh and love again (but doesn't show up in the final scene).

Meryl Streep stars as celebrated actress Glenn Close playing the hardest role of her life: Meryl Streep, in the film "An Oscar for Meryl". The film within a film is a tribute to all the Oscars Meryl deservedly won as well as a few of the ones she didn't, and the actual film shows Streep as Close struggling with feelings of envy and despair as she also seeks to portray an actress that everyone evidently likes just a little bit more than her. A bunny boiling sequence and a shot of Close (Streep) screaming "I will not be ignored" at a can of yams in light syrup during a melt-down at the Piggly Wiggly have heavy Oscar buzz generated already.

Michael Fassbender stars as Fotis Dulos and Jessica Chastain stars as his hard looking meth head girlfriend in Connecticut Crime.

Dinner With Nelson: Matt Damon stars as a HIV+, bisexual, transgender man who is selected to have dinner with an aging Nelson Mandela (portrayed by Viola Davis), but on his way to the presidents house he has a car accident, leaving him a quadriplegic. So he crawls from his hospital in Cape Town to Pretoria to have the meeting, refusing help from anyone. Just as he makes it to the meeting, he suffers a stroke and dies.

R190, I would actually go see that movie.

BLACK AND WHITE RAINBOW Actor Dick Stodden has it all - he is poised to join the A-list at any moment, he is winning awards left and right, and beautiful women are throwing themselves at his feet. Dick is content, but he has a secret. Whilst he does enjoy the fleeting joy of making love to British B-list actresses, he can't keep his mind off... men. As he struggles with shame and worry, life throws a curveball at him: He finds love... with a man. Armie Hammer stars in the role of a lifetime as the tortured Dick Stodden. Timothee Chalamet oozes equal parts vulnerability and sex appeal as the young love interest Brendan Glynne who turns Dick's world upside down. Kevin Spacey shows off his acting chops as the scheming and devious PR agent who doesn't have Dick's best interest at heart. Charlize Theron dons a fat suit to fully bring to life the character of DICKSTODNEWSUPDATE, the online alias of a homophobic fan girl. Robert Downey JR brings top comedic relief in the form of Gay Peanut Gallery, a person on the internet whose sleuthing skills will impact this riveting story in the most unexpected ways. Oprah and Meryl star as themselves. In a career first George Clooney is the voice of Charlie The Dog. The surrealism of Charlie's sage words is not to be missed! Will Dick choose love and a future career made of roles as sassy gay best friend in British soaps, or will he be persuaded to go for the Bond role and a lifetime of self-blame? Black And White Rainbow has already received major Oscar buzz with critics highlighting Robert Downey Jr as this year's worthiest contender for Supporting Actor. Director Todd Haynes brings his A-game to tell an epic tale of love, lust and choices. A spokesperson for GLAAD says: "Long overdue, Black And White Rainbow is finally THE picture to tackle Hollywood's homophobia head on. We truly believe this movie will be a gamechanger." Product placement: Spotify, Instagram Based on a true story. All names have been changed.

Steve Carrell in the Jeffrey Epstein movie. Meryl as Trump.

Frances McDormand in any part of the south or flyover, working in a steel factory with a quirky husband OWNS this thread.

Did you say bait? Oh anything I do is oscar caliber.

Any "it" girl actress who delivers a semi competent performance in a serious drama or playing against type dramedy.

Any BET/Tyler Perry movie blactress who delivers a solid dramatic turn in a mainstream white movie.

Any hollywood A-lister who partly finances and produces a film featuring some liberal struggle of yesteryear.

Any white acting titan who plays a slave master or oppressor in a majority black film.

[quote]Nobody cuts Amy Adams' hair.

She cut her hair for Doubt.

Timothee Chalamet is Nancy Kulp in The Nancy Kulp Diaries: The Hillbillies and Beyond.

Some grey haired actor in the Epstein biopic.

Emma Stone as Greta Thunberg in the biopic featuring Amy Adams and Colin Farrell as Greta's parents.

This will do.

R297 and R298 are bump bitch, working on karma for another of her poopy shoes sock puppet accounts.

Coming in 2021 The Wild Fires- The stories of the Australia fires starring Cate Blanchett as a mother collecting koalas from the wild. Margot Robbie as a young reporter set the front lines with her camera man played by Ben Mendelsohn. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban as a couple who loses their home and seeks in refuge in the news van with Margot and Ben. Also rounding out the cast are Hugh Jackman, Sam Worthington, Jason Clarke and Chris Hemsworth as firefighters, Rose Byrne as Margot's older sister who dies in the first few minutes of the movie and Toni Collette as the zoo keeper who takes in the koalas rescued by Cate.

Meryl Streep plays Sandra Everett, a southern housewife whose abusive husband abandons her after a night of marital rape. Left to her own devices for the first time in her life, Sandra learns to overcome her racial prejudice as she quickly befriends Missy, her maid and cook, portrayed by Academy Award winner Viola Davis. The friendship quickly turns friendship into passion as the two realize their feelings for one another, but are forced to hide their love from the world as the Civil Rights movement quickly advances on the South.

Indya Moore stars as Yolanda, a trans woman of color sex worker and drug addict who is brutally raped after she can not repay her accumulated debt to her drug dealer, played by Tom Hardy. After undergoing this trauma, Yolanda is brutally beaten by the police she seeks help from and left for dead. Luckily, a passerby witness it and (instead of helping) videotapes it, posting the footage online where it quickly goes viral. Minorities rally around Yolanda as she recovers in her hospital bed, but while protests fill the streets, Yolanda's trans male boyfriend Ace, portrayed by Lachlan Watson, grows jealous of the attention. Yolanda and Ace struggle to keep their relationship afloat while the world outside descends into chaos and the two are martyred.

Coming in 2025-"Fighting the Virus" - a story about a New York City hospital dealing with the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic. Led by Laura Dern as the chief of medical staff, Michael B. Jordan as a young ER physician who tries in vain to save the life of grandmother played by Alfre Woodard infected with the virus. Rooney Mara as the quiet, but dedicated head nurse who starts speaking up more, Meryl Streep as a retired physician who returns to work at the hospital only to be met with a sad fate. Also featuring Jessica Chastain as the hospital's public relations director, Jonah Hill as the head janitor, Reese Witherspoon as an obstetrician who must calm down pregnant fraus in the hospital as she delivers babies. The final scenes of the movie are of Meryl dying from the virus surrounded by Dern, Jordan, and Mara split with a young worried couple played Saoirse Ronan and Timothee Chalamet having their first baby delivered by Witherspoon's character and the film ends with some death quote read by Meryl.

Glenn Close, But No Cigar...a film about an actress who, despite critical acclaim a a few nominations, fails to...*snicker*...win...*teehee*...she finally decides to pretend that she’s a male actor and after a great audition, gets the lead in a film biography THE KURT DOUGLAS STORY...they wouldn’t even have to spend a lot on makeup hahahahaha 😂

Documentary Short Subject : A Tribute to the Actors Studio's James Lipton

Meryl Streep reads an antique phone book on film for 30 minutes.

R306, she'd also get a spoken-word Grammy for that.

r307, LOL'd

Glenn Close and Steve Martin star as Dr. Birx and Dr. Fauci in Nation's Doctors.

[quote]Adelephant losing 500 lbs to play Dusty Springfield.

She has lost the weight. The project just needs to get greenlit.

Jennifer Anniston as a blind soccer mom.

Lady Gaga as a supreme court justice.

Julia Roberts as a slave who rebels against her master and burns the plantation down, then helps all the other slaves get to freedom on the Underground Railroad.

Oprah in The Hattie McDaniel Story.

Halle Berry is Kamala Harris in "I Was That Little Girl".

Meryl Streep as the killer feral hog.

Sally Field as a crusading, retired postal worker who convinces her pals at the senior center to chain themselves to mail boxes that the evil post master general (Matt Damon) is having removed. You've NOT Got Mail in cinemas for Christmas 2020.

Coming in 2025 Steven Yeun, Sandra Oh, and Awakina star as Asian American community leaders who rally their communities in the wake of the Atlanta shootings.

Baz Luhrmann’s [italic]The Diary of Anne Frank [/italic]: a color and gender free cast recreates WW Two Amsterdam where Anne, her family and friends hid from the Nazis for two years.

Gabourey Sidibe as Anne Frank

Adam Driver as Otto Frank

Frieda Pinto as Margot Frank

Billy Porter as Edith Frank

Justin Bieber as Peter Van Pels

Drew Barrymore as Augusta Van Pels

Kathy Baker as Herman Van Pels

Hugh Jackman as Fritz Pfeffer

Soundtrack featuring Lizzie, Dua Lipa, Yo-Yo Ma, London Philharmonic and Yoko Ono.

If that lineup doesn’t say Oscar, then I don’t know what would.

[quote]Soundtrack featuring Lizzie, Dua Lipa, Yo-Yo Ma, London Philharmonic and Yoko Ono.

I just spit up in my mouth

Lizzo, not Lizzie. Autocorrect be damned.

Riz Ahmed stars as Gavin, as an NYC plastic surgeon who decides to move to Alabama to perform surgeries on burn victims. There he meets Brandy Sue (Carey Mulligan) who was disfigured after being set on fire by her abusive drunk husband Dwight (Adam Driver).

R319 I can be involved in this project in order to make up for Music.

Michelle Williams as a ravaged, doe eyed young divorcee who travels to the Sudan to work in a medical tent. She is chased through the jungle, brutalized and raped. Hundred of stories discussing Michelle’s choice to film the rape scene (some say they’re among the most harrowing ever caught on film).

Meryl Streep and Glenn Close (note the billing) in a reboot of "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" Oprah Winfrey is the heart-of-gold housekeeper who gets conked on the head with a hammer; Kirstie Alley will get a Best Supporting nomination for playing the Victor Buono role.

Steve Martin in the title role in "Fauci".

Riz Ahmed portrays an over the top punk rock drummer, who has a meltdown when he realizes he's going deaf.

Talk about 'Oscar bait'!

lol When I read the description for Sound of Metal, it reminded me of back a TV Guide description of TV movies back in the 80s and 90s.

Black + Jewish + jazz + Holocaust + Hollywood.

A Bad Day at the Store-Oscar bait movie will all star cast as they take on a movie about mass shootings. Including everyone mentioned in this thread.

Red Tape (and lipstick)

A trans woman of color and her side kick queer fight congress and the government to raise funds for HIV/ AIDS in 1985.

Glenn Close, Amy Adams, and Annette Bening star as a trio of neighbors who must deal with Glenn's orphanded grandson played by Timothee Chalamet being a pre-op trans, Amy's daughter played by Kiernan Shipka being a crack addict, and Annette's daughter played by Kirsten Dunst being brain damaged due to a mass shooting.

The Marsha P. Johnson Story starring Wil Smith

R333 That will be my Oscar vehicle.

Michelle Williams is Liz Cheney in "Ousted".

Lin-Manuel Miranda plays himself in an autobiography Oscar bait movie which flops.

In a world where being unvaccinated means risking one's job, health and life itself, Faye Dunaway is

UNMASKED

Dragged kicking and screaming out of a Beverly Hills Whole Foods store for refusing to wear a mask, Faye Dunaway is

UNMASKED

Despite the constant pleas of her husband and children to get vaccinated, Faye Dunaway does her own research and decides to remain unprotected and

UNMASKED

"A gripping, jet-black comedy which speaks to contemporary hot-button issues with refreshing honesty, wit and candor" - Leonard Maltin

"Dunaway tore into the ICU intubation scene like a starving tiger. Oscar voters take note" - Janet Maslin

"What is she doing in this movie?" - Rex Reed

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you just might die.

Academy Award winner Jodie Foster. "Mother, stop and think about your family. Think about what OUR lives would be like without you."

Stacy Keach. "Sweetheart. It's your decision of course. But you're 80 fucking years old."

Academy Award Nominee John Malkovich. "The vaccine will magnetize you and connect you to the 5G network. You'll never think again. You have a God-given Right to Try ivermectin."

One woman's brave battle against modern tyranny. One woman's fight for her medical freedom. One woman's triumph against reason, science and common sense. That woman is

UNMASKED

Faye Dunaway. Stacy Keach. Jodie Foster. John Malkovich. And introducing a soiled diaper as Donald Trump.

UNMASKED

Dying To Own The Libs

Starts Friday. Check your local listings for showtimes.

Get this ventilator out of here! Ouuuuut! Ouuuuuuuuuuuuut!!!!!!! Ouuuuuuuuuuuuut!!!!!!!

Jessica Chastain stars as Sarah Ferguson in "Fergie". Andrew Garfield in prosthetic plays Andrew.

They

Jeremy Renner is Zelensky in "Invasion". Featuring Carey Mulligan in heavy prosthetics and makeup as Marjorie Taylor Greene in scenees of Zelensky's telecast with the US Congress. Marcia Gay Harden as Nancy Pelosi. Mads Mikkelsen as Putin. Frances McDormand with a bad accent plays a Ukrainan grandmother trying to flee with her family members played by Troy Kotsur as her deaf husband, Chloe Grace Moretz as her youngest daughter, Kodi Smit-McPhee as her gay son who has mixed views on Zelensky and Jennifer Lawrence as the oldest estranged daughter who works as a stripper.

Alopecia-Starring Zendaya with a shaved head as a young activist fighting against jokes about the condition. Also, starring Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and Brie Larson as the meanies who make fun of her.

Starring in the upcoming Quentin Tarrantino movie, "Once Upon a Time...in Dallas," are:

Shawn Mendes as Lee Harvey Oswald.

Andrew Garfield as JFK.

Lady Gaga as Jackie.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Ruby.

Zendaya as "Babuschka Lady."

The Jonas Brothers as "the Three Tramps."

Austin Butler as J. D. Tippett.

J. K. Simmons as LBJ.

With a Special Appearance by Kevin James as Abraham Zapruder.

In his unique style of Fantasy Reality, QT re-imagines the assassination of President John Kennedy in Dallas on November 22, 1963.

Not wishing to spoil the plot too much, suffice it to say that this version of "history" posits unlikely heroes, villains, and victims, with a finale that had sophisticated Cannes audiences on their feet, whooping and applauding wildly.

Tarantino, asked in a recent interview what drew him to this sad subject, replied, "This story has everything! Death, blood, conspiracy, Roman J. Israel, Esquire!"

Will Zendaya or Lady Gaga win her first Oscar? Stay tuned!

For "Best Actress." 🙂

Jim Carrey IS......"MARX"!

No, not that one! KARL Marx! The world-altering philosopher, economist, and revolutionary! In his most challenging role to date, Carrey is shown writing, giving new meaning to "contemplative"!

And starring as his friend and essential collaborator, Friedrich"Freddie" Engels, is Melissa McCarthy, who brings her trademark crude hilarity.

Asked recently what drew him to this little-plumbed subject, Carrey replied, "This movie has everything! Capitalism, Socialism, Communism, Roman J. Israel, Esquire!"

A funny Karl Marx! Who knew?!

We couldn’t cast it any better than this years acting wins. They hit every Oscar-bait cliché characters. A foolproof role (almost all Anitas win an award), an impaired role (My Left Foot, Rainman, Forrest Gump), a role against type (Country Girl, Monster, Philadelphia) and a celebrity impersonation (too many to list). The only thing missing was a hooker with a heart of gold.

In the new Steven Spielberg epic "Normal," we are treated to an amazing Oscar-worthy turn from Christophe Waltz, in his first role NOT as a sociopath.

In a recent interview, Waltz revealed how he had to learn to narrow his grin, bare fewer teeth, stop being such a Weisenheimer, and watch when he lifted his right arm.

Co-starring are Frances McDormand as his loyal, bridge-playing spouse; Freddie Highmore as his dutiful and studious son; and Kevin James as his friendly but klutzy neighbor. In a unique appearance is "Gawain," one of Queen Elizabeth's corgis, as family pooch "Butthead."

Spielberg is taking a major risk, filming this movie over the course of a month in real time, without a script or any rehearsals. Nevertheless, the esteemed director stated recently that "This movie has everything! Breakfast, lunch, dinner, Roman J. Israel, Esquire!"

"In Depp Schitt" - Johnny Depp writes, directs and plays the title character, Depp Schitt, a once-beloved character actor whose life is on the rocks due to his marriage to a conniving gold-digger (Scarlett Johannesen). Given the secondary role in a film about the genius of silent film star Harold Lloyd (fictional film is titled "Frankly, Lloyd's Right) in which a longtime rival (Robert Downey Jr., de-aged by CGI) plays Lloyd, Depp must learn to wean himself from the bottle, the coke spoon, the failure to flush, etc., before realizing the redemptive power of his true love for acerbic screenwriter Jeremy Renner (daringly full frontal for the15-minute final scene). Depp will be nominated for Best Actor, Director, Screenplay and Film and lose every category while Downey waltzes off with Best Supporting Actor and all the critics agree they'd rather have simply seen the film about Harold Lloyd.

At the age of 106 Barbra Streisand reclaims the Hollywood throne she never quit as the greatest star evah; writing, producing, directing, starring in, providing the costumes and snacks and all the songs in “Ukraine! You kiddin’!”

Hear Will Smith sing of his pain, loss, humiliation and redemption in the opening number “Don’ cha’ make me git mah can of Whuppazz Motherfucka!” as he rues a life haunted by roid rage and seething hatred of the seemingly locked closet he now finds himself in.

Later Kevin Spacey transcends the medium of song, delivering a life enhancing yet searing indictment of world weary nihilism in the heartbreaking ballad “Will you Forget so I can re-launch my Career?

And soon Barbra’s merciless camera turns to Elliot Page. In a stunning play against type Elliot’s character smiles and confesses in an angst filled wail “ They were never my tits to Lose”. Grown men openly weeping. A heavenly choir swells in unison maddeningly whispering “it’s literal murder”

AnnE shimmers into view. Dazzlingly lustrous, haughty yet oddly vulnerable. She turns her searching gaze directly into the camera - it’s too naked, uncompromising and broken and she sings “Enough About Me, What do you think of Me?

As Barbra is Hollywood’s most popular star many, many of her closest and dearest friends are only too happy to appear in all too brief cameos - look there’s Elliott Gould as, well no one quite knows, Beyoncé as a token black face sining up a storm in “I owe it all to Daddy”, Lea Michelle in a show stopping “It shoulda been me!” And isn’t that Denzel Washington crooning softly to Barbra’s own son Jason “Don’t Evah Play Gay!”?

It’s Oscars for all I tell you!

Get ready for the much-anticipated trailer from Quentin Tarantino's "Once Upon a Time....at the Oscars." Early word is that it's his Magnus Opus!

The movie is a Fantasy Reality imagining of an Asian Oscars, complete with a shocking ending showing Mickey Rooney, played by Austin Butler, committing....nope, no Spoiler here!

The "stage curtains" will open with a Met cast of "Madame Butterfly" in dueling arias with the traveling cast of "Miss Saigon," complete with a shocking ending showing Cio-Cio-san, played by Nicole Kidman, being viciously slapped by....Oh, I said too much!

The Oscar hosts are Kevin James as Ken Jeong, Kate McKinnon as Margaret Cho, and Johnny Depp as John Cho.

Also starring are Christoph Waltz, Margot Robbie, Scarlett Johansson, and the original cast of "Vikings."

In a recent interview, QT said, "I've conjured an alternative historic moment in Oscars history, and I've also tried to remain true to Asian racial authenticity. This movie has everything! Take-out, golden statuettes, violence, Roman J. Israel, Esquire."

I really want to see r66!

Coming in 2030-I Can't Remember

Kate McKinnon in a dramatic film role plays Trisa Landrow, a former sitcom star showing signs of early dementia. As she struggles to remember her sitcom days, her former cast mates Brittany Fox (Aya Cash) regrets her cosmetic procedures and Michael Berry (Jonah Hill) struggles with food and drug addiction. Also rounding out the cast is Emma Stone as Jessica Lannister, Trisa's former castmate who has gone onto career of good and bad movies while trying to find the perfect Oscar bait role, Timotee Chamelet as Donald Schneider, the bland former cast mate who bounces around from different mini-series shows, and Miles Teller in a fat suit as cast mate Chet LaPlante also dealing with weight gain.

Regina King in 'Mrs O". With the use of special stilts, heels, and facial prosthetics, Regina takes on the role of Michelle Obama set in the days leading up to the 2009 Inauguration. She wins an Oscar which causes Viola Davis to have a meltdown.

R347 That movie sounds so good.

Q: why can we post in this thread, when it was started in 2015? I thought pre-2021 threads were automatically closed (or something)

Emilia Clarke plays herself in "Missing Parts of My Brain" as an Oscar bait attempt.

Bill Skarsgard as Ronan Farrow in Battling My Father. Vanessa Bayer co-stars as Dylan Farrow. Timotee dons age makeup to play Woody Allen. Faye Dunaway as Mia Farrow.

Jamie Lee Curtis as a bitter old crow whose life was ruined by hiding a deep secret.

She’ll have a big monologue near the end that’s all about, “My life, my body, belongs to me. ME. Not to you, or to the newspaper men, or your Aunt Fanny. I am my own country. And I’ll be damned if I’ll stamp your passport.”

Mutiny (2025)

Christoph Waltz stars as Kevin McCarthy as he struggles to get the votes to become Speaker of The House. Brie Larson dons a brunette wig to play Lauren Boebert. Christina Ricci as Elise Stefanik, Finn Wittrock as Matt Gaetz, Martin Short as Paul Gosar, Michael Ealy as Hakeem Jefferies. With Meryl Streep in makeup and prosthetics as Marjorie Taylor Greene.

East Palestine

Steve Martin takes on the role of Mike DeWine. With Andrew Garfield as a Pete Buttigieg, Andrea Risebourough as a white trash mother who rails against the politicians who downplay the train derailment.

Any movie with black people in it and black director and cinematographer bitches.

The Release

Margot Robbie stars as a cable news journalist who is taken hostage by Hamas. Also, starring Meryl Streep and Jeff Daniels as the journalist's parents who pled with various politicians for help.

In an attempt at getting another Oscar, Jamie Lee Curtis takes on the role of Sidney Powell in a film called Denial. Also featuring, Al Pacino as Giuliani and M as Donald Trump.

Timothee Chalamet as the UnitedHealth CEO killer in Deny, Delay, and Depose.

R2 I love you 😂 😂