Leonardo DiCaprio as the wheelchair-bound surgeon who learns how to love again
Let's cast "Oscar Bait: The Movie"
|by Anonymous||reply 329||Last Thursday at 10:10 AM|
Jennifer Lawrence as the mafia princess who learns to run the show in the next DOR film.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/04/2015|
Viola Davis as a wise black woman of shady past who teaches Leonardo and JLaw what really matters in life and love.
Christoph Waltz as Viola's equally shady husband who used to work for Stasi.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/04/2015|
Leanne, an impoverished single mother (played by Jennifer Aniston with no make-up 2.0) is raped and beaten one night after her shift closing the lonely (yet picturesque) dive bar she is employed at. After a failed suicide attempt she discovers she is pregnant. She is torn over what to do but after a meeting with a handsome, mysterious drifter named Nathan (Colin Farrell) she decides to give life one more shot. Nathan begins to fall in love with Leanne and assures her he wants to take care of her children and be a part of her life. While the two settle happily into domestic life the rapist is revealed to be Colin's estranged brother C.J (academy award nominee James Franco). Torn between his blood family and the one he created Colin plans revenge and murder for the vicious attack. Leanne learns about the planned attack from her precocious son Brayley (Shiloh Jolie Pitt)...."I heard Daddy Nathan say he was going to kill the bad man". Leanne confronts Nathan and urges him to forgive just as she has so they can move on with their lives. C.J. dies in a drunk driving accident (?) near the climax of the movie and Leanne gives birth to a special needs baby girl. Nathan, Leanne, Brayley and little Hope live happily and poor ever after. (sorry, the weed contributed to this rambling mess).
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/04/2015|
ooops I created an entirely different movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/04/2015|
Viola Davis as a slave who rebels against her master and burns the plantation down, then helps all the other slaves get to freedom on the Underground Railroad. She then travels through time to the Holocaust, and rescues Jews from the death camps.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/04/2015|
I kinda love r3
There was a great thread a while back on movies starring Jennifer Aniston.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/04/2015|
Jennifer Lawrence stars as a former WASP college field hockey star who is paralyzed from the neck down in a college rampage shooting. Jennifer's character moves back with her parents (Steve Carell and Cate Blanchett). The main character goes through her typical "disabled person is depressed" period for awhile and then is recruited by an inner city high school principal(Ocatvia Spencer) to coach a newly formed field hockey team. Jennifer's character ends up being the paralyzed great white hope who coaches the mostly black team to a championship against a WASP bitch private school team.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/04/2015|
LOL this thread is great!!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/04/2015|
Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne as a junkie couple living with HIV in 1989.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/04/2015|
A barfly (Samuel Jackson) learns to deal with his alcoholism when a new bartendress (Rashida Jones) starts working at his local watering hole. She asks him to help out at her day job, an animal shelter for special-needs pets. He learns to takes responsibility for his alcohol abuse when he accidentally leaves an open bottle of vodka in the shelter and a blind Pomeranian knocks it over, drinks it and almost dies. (The shelter vet is played by Margo Martindale and includes a pivotal nude scene.)
The twist: Jones is actually his trans child, a son who he kicked out of the house for being queer. Daniel is now Dani and identifies as trans racial, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/04/2015|
R10 Is Dani a trans white person?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/04/2015|
Cameron Diaz is playing a disabled, dyslexic transgendered Inuit who must overcome obstacles to adopt a Darfur orphan, who under her tutelage becomes the world's top-ranked tennis player who also graduates from Yale with the PhD in molecular biology. The Darfur orphan is played by Meryl Streep. Michael Fassbender plays Cameron's reading coach who first rejects her based on her not fully transitioning but they end up together after he realizes the error of his ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/04/2015|
Rooney Mara as a nun running an orphanage in China.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/04/2015|
R9 Or Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne as each other.
Julianne Moore as a woman battling [html removed] and the film is really just a metaphor for being gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/04/2015|
Michelle Williams in a Hilary Clinton biopic.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/04/2015|
Jessica Chastain as Julianne Moore. Seriously.
Jeremy Renner as the biggest straight man ever.
Leonardo DiCaprio in the title role. Bradley Cooper as his brother.
Kevin Spacey as the snarky agent.
Nicole Kidman as Whispering Willow.
Goop as the villain. No research needed.
Whoopi Goldberg and Octavia Spencer as the loud mouth sisters.
Halle Berry as Erica Kane.
And of course AnnE as the most insufferable woman ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/04/2015|
John McCain (Mickey Rooney) teaches Lindsey Graham (Bradley Cooper) to dance in the Capitol basement so he can convince the gruff but lovable casting director (Delta Burke) to cast him opposite Patti Lupone in the revival of Billy Elliott.
The proceeds go toward fighting the rectal cancer diagnosis of Barbara Bush (Dame Judy Dench)
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/04/2015|
Jennifer Lawrence is perfectly cast as Darla Dimple, world-weary yet spunky, twice-divorced waitressing mother of four. Bradley Cooper naturally plays her beau named Bo, the dashing alcoholic cable installer with a checkered cast on his broken arm, an injury righteously caused by Whyomeeee Gawwd (relentlessly played by Viola Davis), who is the somber yet feisty, downtrodden yet uppity neighbor who caught Bo yanking the best cucumber out of her prized vegetable garden and broke his daggone arm in the struggle to get it back. Viola's character naturally carries the pain of every single black person who has ever lived and also carries a curiously large, bulging bookbag constantly on her back and the gossipy townsfolk are convinced she's morbidly carrying around the corpse of her gone child whose body was mysteriously never recovered from the aftermath of the BBQ grilling explosion at Funky Fred's annual cookout the previous summer. The bookbag's contents are finally revealed when Darla, convinced Whyo stole the VHS recording of Bo kissing her little rose-colored asshole, attacks the bag until just a whole bunch of candy comes falling out, mostly grape Blow Pops, Whyo's favorite. Big laugh/tension reliever from the constant searing drama. Darla apologizes and promises Whyo a copy of the tape when it's found. It all ends with a totally kickass CGI tornado killing everybody at Bo and Darla's wedding, the only survivor is Bo's three-legged mutt named Trio, whimpering and sniffing at Darla's bridal veil, while her severed head slowly rolls towards Bo's severed cucumber-stealing hand where his brand new gold wedding band softly twinkles as the end credits begin to roll with Miley Cyrus wailing sickening sap from the godawful soundtrack.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/04/2015|
Meryl Streep as a recently widowed Johannesburg housewife who finds purpose volunteering her time at a Soweto high school. She quickly realizes the school needs a music program, so she organizes pledge drives and other fundraising campaigns to equip the school with musical instruments. With that done, she weathers obstacles, hardships, and frustrations, as she teaches the newly formed orchestra/band how to read music and play the instruments. As the orchestra rises to national prominence, she is stricken with cancer and dies just before a national competition. The orchestra plays on, dedicating an original composition to their beloved teacher. Tears.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/04/2015|
You know they are going to shoot the movie R7 wrote. And it's going to cash in, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/04/2015|
Jane Fonda is a retired college professor who was a radical in the 60s and 70s. In fact, doing anthropology field work in South America when she was young, she was kidnapped by Marxists rebels and - though she doesn't know it - was converted into a sleeper agent reporting to Havana. She things she only has a bit of stockholm syndrome and in fact, probably had an affair with one of the rebels. This was decades ago, however. She married, had a family, she's now a widow. Her husband was Mob connected.
Meanwhile in Havana, Castro, infirm but still aware, learns that the American mafia is going to get involved again in Hotels and prostitution in Cuba. He CAN NOT stand this idea, and in a private audience with a secret agent, tells him to find a way to assassinate the Mob guy. They decide to wake up Jane, the sleeper agent to do it.
Intrigue follows when Jane, working with the handsome cuban secret agent, suddenly begins to wonder if in fact the son of her Marxist lover from the 60's. Even possibly, her OWN son.
She also doesn't work perfectly as a sleeper cell, and has some reservations about the hits she is being ordered to carry out.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/05/2015|
By the way, my Jane Fonda movie has to be very very dark. Jane, woken, is pretty deadly and cold and the hits are antiseptic, which is contrasted with her rather seductive and attractive and amusing and ironic demeanour in other scenes. The film should end on her complete personality collapse and the audience should feel bad for the character.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/05/2015|
Barbra Streisand stars as Sarah Bernhardt in Jeanne Dore, a widowed mother who lavishes attention on her son, Jacques (played by Streisand's real-life son, Jason Gould). When he is seduced by a temptress (played by Lady Gaga) and accidentally murders a man (played by Josh Brolin), she visits him in his cell on the night before his execution, pretending to be his fiancée.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/05/2015|
R10 I'll be better for the vet role. Margo Martindale is an amateur.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/05/2015|
Anne Hathaway stars as a transman sniper trying to get VA benefits.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/05/2015|
I would definitely see that movie R17
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/05/2015|
1950's : Marilyn Monroe as the hooker with the heart of gold
1960's: Shirley MacLaine as the vulnerable French hooker with the heart of gold
1970's: Jack Nicholson, Glenda Jackson, Jaqueline Bissett and Genevieve Bujold as crazy guy and foreign outlaw chicks. Meryl Streep as their victimized hostage.
1980's: Sissy Spacek, Sally Field, and Jessica Lange as sisters in the rural south forming a union to protect their farmland. Meryl Streep as their Yankee oppressor. Deathbed scene by Supporting players Don Ameche and Geraldine Page
1990's: Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Robert DeNiro, Jodie Foster and Daniel Day Lewis as paraplegic athletes in a human interest story of resilience and triumph. Meryl Streep as their coach, Sister Bernardine. Comic relief by supporting cheerleaders Marisa Tomei, Rosie Perez and Mina Sorvino
2000's: Leo DiCaprio, Daniel Day Lewis, Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton as various presidents, prime ministers and First Ladies or any other real life historic figures. Meryl Streep as the leader from another country in each of those respective movies.
2010's: Viola Davis, Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Whoopie Goldberg, Lupita and Don Cheadle in "Black and Blue and Blacker Than Ever: Making Up for Unfair Times." Meryl Streep as Supreme Court Justice Ruth B. Ginsburg.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/05/2015|
[quote] Jennifer Lawrence is perfectly cast as Darla Dimple
Were you the other one besides me who saw [italic]Cats Don't Dance[/italic] in theaters, R18?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/05/2015|
Charlize Theron stars as hard-bitten investigative journalist who's had her heart broken too many times. Not caring whether she lives or dies, she goes undercover as a coal miner to write about hazardous conditions and lack of safety standards in coal mines.
We can tell she's a great actress because her face gets dirty.
Ben Affleck plays the greedy and corrupt mine owner who falls in love with her because she's so plucky, then he discovers she's a woman. The power of Charlize's love transforms him and he becomes a crusader for mine safety.
There's so much pathos in this one you'll need to make sure you bring a box of tissues when you watch it. The scene where the canary (played by Meryl Streep) dies always makes audiences weep.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/05/2015|
[quote]2010's: Viola Davis, Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Whoopie Goldberg, Lupita and Don Cheadle in "Black and Blue and Blacker Than Ever: Making Up for Unfair Times." Meryl Streep as Supreme Court Justice Ruth B. Ginsburg.
With Morgan Freeman as The President
And Sidney Poitier as "God"
Narrated by: James Earl Jones
Produced by: Oprah Winfrey
Narrated by: James
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/05/2015|
Tom Hardy as an alcoholic boxer who tries to combat his addiction and at the same time, takes care of his two children the 5 year old toby and his 14 year old sister Kelly. We see Tom Hardy's character peeing himself and struggle to put food on the table, before he wins a big money winning fight. He almost gets killed by his drugdealer/ something drug related, but eventually escapes and moved away with hus two kids to California. Meryl Streep as the drugdealer
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/05/2015|
Matthew McConaughey as Winston Churchill.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/05/2015|
Jared Leto as Hillary. Daniel Day Lewis as Mitt. Sally Field as Lady Romney. Joaquin Phoenix as Rand Paul. Gary Busey as Dr. Ron Paul. Eddie Redmayne as Carly Fiorina. Mira Sorvino as Megyn Kelly. Kevin Spacey as Donald Trump. Morgan Freeman as Dr. Ben Carson. Justin Bieber as Dr. Rachel Maddow.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/05/2015|
oh the agony when replies come slow
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/05/2015|
Carey Mulligan as an autistic lesbian struggling to get a job teaching at a prestigious London school.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/05/2015|
I would watch the hell out of that movie, R35.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/05/2015|
Leonardo "Give Me An Oscar, Dammit!" DiCaprio as Dennis Hastert in "Wrestling With the Truth"
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/05/2015|
How about a Chelsea Manning biopic? Which Oscar desperate actor would put on a dress for the role?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/05/2015|
Didn't someone here claim Claire Danes looked like Chelsea Manning? There's your answer, r38
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/05/2015|
R37 for the win!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/05/2015|
No R39 a cis male has to play Chelsea.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/05/2015|
After suffering another nervous breakdown at her dreary Dartmoor manor house, Lady Camilla Snead (Jessica Chastain), convinces her husband Brooks (Benedict Cumberbatch) that a month in Nice would lift her spirits. At the Countess Harcourt's seaside villa, Camilla meets the liberated, tempestuous, and divinely decadent American photographer, Lylah Sinclair (Amy Adams). Instantly drawn to this mad beauty, Camilla travels with her to Rome, Naples, Palermo, Tunis, and Tripoli. Despite their mismatched temperaments, the two become confidants and cherished lovers. But, back home, Brooks is alarmed that his wife has failed to return. He fetches her, but she refuses to return with him. Threatened with divorce, loss of status and custody of the children, Camilla remains loyal to Lylah.
Several years later, Camilla returns to Brooks, who is ill, and nurses him back to health. She longs for her friend Lylah, but remains with Brooks and the children. With the onset of another dreary winter in Dartmoor, and the rumblings of another breakdown, Camilla runs back to Nice to meet her true love, but she gets word that Lylah had been killed by Nacionalistas in Spain. Fin.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/05/2015|
R42 You can't have two redheads in the same movie unless they are supposed to be related. You'll have to replace one of them with a brunette.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/05/2015|
R42, The "English" Rose Jessica Chastain can remain a redhead, while Amy will have short dark hair and look like Dorothea Lange.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/05/2015|
^ Er R43.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/05/2015|
Jessica Chastain and Julianne Moore as ginger sisters who reunite to deal with the fact they were molested by their father. Meryl plays their sex abuse counseler.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/05/2015|
"Solid Golda!"- Barbra Streisand gives a tour de force performance in the musical based on the life of the Israeli Prime Minister.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/05/2015|
Tom Hardy as Oscar Pistorius and Blake Lively as Reena Steenkamp. Whoopi Goldberg as the trial judge. Bo Derek as Reena's mother. Set in the courtroom and told through flashbacks with the focus on the Oscar the public doesn't know.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/05/2015|
What R43 said. You can't have two redheads in the same movie. Plus, I vote for Amy Adams to be OUT of Oscar bait movies. Amy, you're better than this!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/05/2015|
What R44? NO! Nobody cuts Amy Adams' hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/05/2015|
A long lost untold story about Jews as victims, starring [whomever plays this will win an Oscar because Hollywood loves Jewish victims!] flame away, sensitive bitches
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/05/2015|
A transsexual FtM should play Oscar Pistorius.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/05/2015|
There should be an Oscar bait movie on the non Jewish victims of the Holocaust. Amy Adams plays a mentally retarded women who is captured by the Nazis, before she dies she meets a gay couple(Leo Dicaprio and James Franco) and gypsy(Rooney Mara)
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/05/2015|
R42 cast Marion Cotillard instead of Amy Adams, The ending is from the film Julia?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/05/2015|
A HERO'S RELUCTANCE: Leonardo Di Caprio is Dick Cheney, forced to take command of the Oval Office on the morning of 9/11 while President W. Bush (Tobey McGuire) is otherwise occupied in Florida. With Keifer Sutherland as Donald Rumsfeld and Halle Berry as Condoleeza Rice and James Franco as Scooter Libby.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/05/2015|
Halle is too pretty to play Condoleeza. I'm perfect for the role and I can do the scary eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/06/2015|
Emma Stone as a blind Broadway singer struggling to get the role of Helen Keller in the Miracle Worker. Her rival is a sighted diva played by Anne Hathaway.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/07/2015|
Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman star as secret gay lovers, who are also civil rights activists in the 60s. They must kept their relationship a secret from their homophobic Bible thumping colleagues.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/21/2015|
A good movie could be made from R58's suggestion.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/23/2015|
Explain it like we are a collective 6-year-old.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/23/2015|
Leo DiCaprio portrays Bruce Jenner. Leo will finally get his Oscar because of his courage to wear dresses, makeup and high heels 50% of the time. The real Kardasians play themselves and we witness the torment of their vocal fry and shallow statements on Bruce/Caitlyn which causes his temporarily insanity into non-stop plastic surgery, hence Caitlyn.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/23/2015|
The long awaited production of Stephen Sondheim's groundbreaking classic, FOLLIES...
PHYLLIS: Nicole Kidman
BEN: Hugh Jackman
SALLY: Marion Cotillard
BUDDY: Ewan McGregor
HATTIE: Glenn Close
SOLANGE: Juliette Binoche
STELLA: Catherine Zeta-Jones
CARLOTTA: Michelle Pfeiffer
EMILY: Sarah Jessica Parker
THEODORE: Matthew Broderick
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/23/2015|
An Andy Warhol biopic with a gender bending portrayal of the artist by none other than Meryl Streep herself. The "100% hetero" Kevin Spacey can play his friend, author and vicious gossip, Truman Capote. Also co-starring Jennifer Lawrence as Edie Sedgewick.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/23/2015|
Oprah as a heavily made up, airbrushed and soft lighted Rosa Parks in Lee Daniels' Have A Seat.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/23/2015|
You win R64.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/23/2015|
Ed Harris plays DiCaprio's alcoholic father who never finished med school, but shares his old notebook of brilliant ideas to save Leo's patient, cure his paralysis and repair their relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/23/2015|
Reese Witherspoon as a Southern mentally retarded woman who works in a AIDS hospice.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/23/2015|
Mark Ruffalo and Rachel McAdams play investigative journalists in "The Real Bill". Mark and Rachel's characters are Hollywood reporters who launch an investigation in Bill Cosby and rapes and attempted rapes of women.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/01/2015|
Matthew McConaughey as Kip Mongoloid, sportsman extraordinaire and mountaim climber who is forced to perform a colectomy on himslef with his own teeth when trapped by a snowstorm while climbing the Everest
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/01/2015|
Di Caprio and Amy Adams play a Jewish husband (he has cerebral palsy) and wife (she is deaf) who must search the streets of Berlin for his mother Glenn Close (who suffers from Alzheimer's) who has wandered off on Kristallnacht.
They're all overdue, folks.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/01/2015|
R70 Ian McKellen stars as a quirky old Jewish professor who bonds with Amy Adams' character over their love for musicals, Scandinavian poetry and raw vegan diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/01/2015|
Robert, DeNiro, an arrogant narcissistic right wing billionaire has his head cryogenically frozen after finding out he has a genetic allele for Alzheimers. When his cringing employees fail to do the deed, he cuts off his own head. Twenty years later a genetic treatment is found and DeNiro's body is attached to Mr. Gay Alabama, a 19 year old Hispanic gay bodybuilder who has suffered an overdose. DeNiro, at first thrilled to have a young and vital body, is troubled by gay urges and new dietary preferences. In the meantime, he finds that the new genetic treatment for Alzheimers won't work on him. He starts to bond with the poor but loyal family of his body, and gradually comes to accept his newfound gayness and respect for minorities and the struggles of the poor, devoting his fortune to social justice and giving up his dreams of immortality for a life well-lived. Just ten years later, he gets Alzheimers, forgets who he is, and dies, surrounded by the ragged but loving extended family of his body.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/01/2015|
Warrior - the story of online activist Lashundra Walker, played by Angelina in dark makeup. Lashundra wakes up every morning searching for reasons to be offended while fighting for the rights of black and trans people.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/01/2015|
R73 make sure it is pointed out that Lashundra is part Native American.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/01/2015|
Skin Depp: a tale of love and acceptance. After years of being bullyied and abused because of her looks, Nyesha Depp decides to enter a beauty pageant to inspire other girls that don't fit into the traditional beauty mold, like herself. Meanwhile, she finds she suffers from a lethal disease and has only months to live. A handsome doctor rushes against time to save her. Is his interest in her just medical or is it something else? Gabourey Sidibe stars as Nyesha Depp and Shemar Moore as Bennet Stevens, the handsome doctor.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/01/2015|
Madonna as Rachel Dolezal. Justin Beiber as Shaun King. Robert DeNiro in heavy makeup and combover as Trump. Streep as Glenn Close just because. Confusion and hilarity ensue.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/02/2015|
Miles Teller in The Darren Wilson Story. Michael Brown is played by the fat kid from The Blind Side.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/03/2015|
Oscar Isaac, Oscar Homolka, Oscar Nunez, and Brad Oscar in "The Oscar Wilde Story."
Introducing Oscar de la Hoya as Lord Alfred Douglas.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/03/2015|
[quote]Tom Hardy as Oscar Pistorius and Blake Lively as Reena Steenkamp. Whoopi Goldberg as the trial judge. Bo Derek as Reena's mother. Set in the courtroom and told through flashbacks with the focus on the Oscar the public doesn't know.
I hope this goes into development soon. Also my daughter's name was Reeva.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/03/2015|
Judy Tenuta and Laverne Cox run a bed & breakfast staffed by LGBT homeless youth.
They are fighting to raise the funds to outbid the greedy real estate developer played by christoph waltz who wants to tear it down to build a golf course
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/03/2015|
"Introducing Oscar de la Hoya as Lord Alfred Douglas."
Gurl could put her drag gear on and play Constance Wilde
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/03/2015|
Zoe (Zoe Saldana) as a very poor, 30 year old, single but very strong minded Mexican woman working as a waitress in small town of Mexico . She lives with her old mother who is on her death bed.
Just before her death her mother tells Zoe that she is actually her grandmother and her actual mother Jennifer had given birth to Zoe when Jennifer was only 13 years old . Just after Zoe's birth, Jennifer fled to USA illegally to fulfill her American dreams.
After her grandmother death, Zoe too decided to move to USA to find her mother. She had to take help of a human trafficker with heart of gold (Oliver Martinez)who helps hard working Mexicans to cross border in exchange of money . Since Zoe can't pay enough money to Oliver for his help so she decided to pay with her body , But after couple of rounds of sex, Oliver starts developing feelings for Zoe . And decides to help Zoe without taking any money from her.
When they were crossing border, Oliver unfortunately get shot dead by racist border patrol agents but Zoe somehow manage to escape and reach Houston .
After some help from old letters(which her mother had written to her grandmother) Zoe managed to find her mother. Her mother is Jennifer Lopez who is now a mistress (or a kept) of a homophobic , racist,anti -illegal immigrant and anti abortion Politician /Businessman named Kevin (Kevin Spacey)While Kevin is very homophobic who opposes gay marriage but regularly indulge in threesome with his bi-sexual wife Nicole (Nicole Kidman) and Jennifer .
Kevin and Nicole have a son Zac(Zac Effron)
Zac is nothing like his father. he is cool ,hipster, very broad minded and a closet liberal . He secretly loath his father but respect his compassionate uncle Josh (Josh Lucas as Kevin spacey 's younger brother). Josh has a dirty secret .Even though still unmarried Josh is considered as a ladies man but in reality he is a closet homosexual .
Even after their meeting Jennifer refused to accept Zoe as her daughter but agree to recommend Zoe for a job to work as a maid in Josh 's mansion .In Josh mansion Zac first saw Zoe and fell madly in love with her. Zoe initially reject his advances because she deeply recents whole Kevin 's clan. However after some time she also developed feeling for young Zac (who is actually much younger than her)
Mother -daughter remain estranged however they slowly become closer when Zoe helped her mother recover from her third abortion . Yes even though Kevin is anti-abortion politician ,he forced Jennifer to undergo abortion multiple times in past 12 years .
After her 3rd abortion Jennifer realized that she would never able to become mother again . She and Zoe become closer . Kevin 's wife Nicole was initially unaware of all these abortions stories however she overheard Zoe/ Jennifer conversation . She started deeply hating Kevin and starts having deep sympathy and affection for Jennifer. Nicole and Jennifer are becoming more and more closer and they start having sex even in absence of Kevin .
Meanwhile Zac/Zoe romance is also in full bloom and love is in air everywhere .
However close to end a horrible tragedy happened . Kevin accidentally caught Josh having sex with a rent boi (Darren Criss) in Josh's bedroom. In a fit of rage he shoots his own brother and the trick . Both Josh and Darren killed in the shooting .
Kevin tried cover up this story but he is unaware that that there were secret surveillance camera in the Josh bedroom . Zac is aware of that . He quietly leaked those tapes (in which Kevin was shooting Josh and Darren) through his journalist buddy Colton (Colton Haynes in a 1 min role).
Kevin is now being prosecuted for murder of first degree. Nicole files for divorce and move to Oregon .She took her lover Jennifer along with her.
Zac and Zoe also moved to NewYork . Zac is now full time professional painter . He ask Zoe to marry him but Zoe refuses .Because Zoe wants her own identity and doesn't want to be identified as "Zoe spacey" .
In the end Zoe becomes as immigrant right activist
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/03/2015|
lol at r82. Amazing script. Actually better than some Hollywood movies
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/03/2015|
I don't want a Dominican playing my daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/05/2015|
R82, we want to marry you. Where are you writing from?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/05/2015|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/06/2015|
Jessica Chastain stars as female to male transperson who has ALS.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/19/2015|
Leo as a early 19th century trapper, who is attacked by a bear -- buried alive and left for dead but bursting out the earth like a second birth- - finds out his young son he had with a native american woman was murdered - goes through a harrowing journey through the wildness involving riding a horse off a cliff and being swept down icy rapids to avenge said son's death. A lot of imagery of the beauty of nature and the ugliness of the invading white man. A lot of stretches with no dialogue but grunting and hair and make-up to show you are a serous actor and not a pretty boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/19/2015|
Sarah Silverman as a suicidal comedian who learns to live again after falling in love with old comedian with a terminal illness played by Billy Crystal.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/22/2015|
Linda Lavin as the desperate sex trafficker who branches out by including retired school marms in her catalogue.
Karen Grassle as the leader of the school marm resistance movement and union organizer.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/22/2015|
Alicia Vikander as a rape victim of the Nazis.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/09/2016|
You know an insider R91? Because I totally see that film being made.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/09/2016|
Leo as a guy who gets mauled by a bear
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/09/2016|
Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. in a remake of Some Like It Hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/09/2016|
Cate Blanchett in The Grethe Rask Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/26/2016|
I remember thinking this very thing, when that PRECIOUS movie came out. A morbidly obese, illiterate, black teenager with AIDS who'd been sexually abused by her father and bore him two children, one with Down's Syndrome and the other who inherited AIDS from her. She lived in a crime-ridden ghetto with her equally abusive mother, an addict and welfare queen.
It's like they threw ever type of Oscar bait cliche in a bowl and tossed.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/26/2016|
Next year it'll be Birth of a Nation which stars, was written and directed by a black actor of modest talents, about Nat Turner. Problem there: African Americans hate films about slaves. Whites aren't going to be thrilled because Nat murdered not just white slaveowners but their wives and little kiddies.
Oscars all around!
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/26/2016|
Daniel Day Lewis as the atheist politician hack who suddenly finds religion days before "Super Tuesday"
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/26/2016|
R96 Precious was based on a book.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/27/2016|
Leo will have to star in one of these if he doesn't win this year
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/27/2016|
Leo's proposed future projects: playing a man with multiple personality disorder (which doesn't actually exist) in "The Crowded Room", playing a serial killer in "Devil in the White City" and Lenin. Let us hope he wins the Oscar tomorrow so we will be spared all this Oscar bait shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/27/2016|
[quote]Leo's proposed future projects: playing a man with multiple personality disorder (which doesn't actually exist)
It still exists, it's just now called Dissociative Identity Disorder, because the former term made it sound like multiple personalities inhabited the person when, in fact, it's more of a detachment from reality because a situation is too traumatic or painful, and the different identities act like a defense mechanism.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/27/2016|
r101, looks like Leo is loading up on the Oscar Bait, just in case
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/27/2016|
leonardo di caprio in every movie he's made in the past fifteen years. give the bloated man/boy puss an oscar so he'll go away already.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/27/2016|
Denzel Washington and Viola Davis as a married couple in a past era.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||10/20/2016|
A rebellious boy becomes friends with the old lady next door, who is a Holocaust survivor and is now suffering from early stages of Parkinsons. Together they rediscover the meaning of life and have to fight the invading nazi aliens somewhere along the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||10/20/2016|
With Chris Pratt gaining back all the weight he lost to play the bear, R93!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||10/20/2016|
Rabid right-wing talk show host Brick Booker (Gary Cole) starts to have feelings for sexy, liberal political reporter Nate Stewart (Ben Barnes.)
Booker is married (to Laura Linney) and although he's not homophobic, his attraction to Nate confuses and scares him, and he fights it.
Nate exposes a dangerous pipeline project and becomes a frequent guest on Booker's show...they give in to their passion after a particularly heated on-air exchange.
Their relationship becomes real (a surprise to both) but remains a secret...until Barnes is diagnosed with cancer. Barnes needs a bone marrow transplant and only his wildly homophobic, long-lost brother can be the donor. Against his network boss' (Brian Denehey) wishes Cole announces his love for Nate on his show and pleads with the public to help find the brother.
The brother (Kit Harrington) shows up at the last minute--he's a changed man and the brothers reconcile.
Nate's life is saved and Booker gets a divorce...they are thrilled to be alive and together and they live happily ever after.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||10/20/2016|
The true life story of Ines Ramirez Perez, who delivered her ninth kid by cesarean while her husband was off drinking, starring Michele Rodriguez and Oscar Isaac as the proud parents, Bradley Cooper as the American doctor doing his bit with the Peace Corps or whatever, Matthew McConaghey as the skeptical CNN journalist and Jennifer Lawrence as the Spanish-speaking blogger on a post-college finding-herself backpacking trip through Central America, who gets the interview that all the legit journalists are climbing all over each other to get. Costarring Sandra Bullock as the tough bureau chief and cameos by Zach Galifianakis, Michael Keaton, Marion Cotillard, Dallas Roberts, Blake Lively and Logan Lerman as TV talking heads. Anderson Cooper plays himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||10/20/2016|
R109, I'd watch that!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||10/21/2016|
Matt Bomer plays a gay actor who accepts a trans role in a movie, only to be viciously attacked and gruesomely dismembered by all sorts of weird furious trannies. His best friend (Mark Ruffalo) tries to help him but ultimately fails to save him. Also starring various cast members of AHS and directed by Mr. Ryan Murphy.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||10/22/2016|
In 1954, the Fulford quintuplets were kidnapped while en route to be reunited with their parents, Americans on a diplomatic posting in Belgium. Sixty years later, the grand daughter of the eldest quint, Best Supporting Actress nominee Anne Hathaway, is determined to solve the mystery, Her efforts to unravel the sisters' fate takes her to Italy, France, Scotland and Russia, in a heart warming journey that reunites the surviving sisters (Meryl Street) in Boston.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||10/22/2016|
In her breakthrough acting role, Agyness Deyn is Jobriath, a gay glamrocker on the make, that never made it, who dies of AIDS in the early 80s.
Based on a true story.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/22/2016|
Or maybe Eddie Redmayne or Giggleton as Jobriath.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||10/22/2016|
G as Cheryl an odiferous woman in the holocaust whose personal hygiene prevents her from being rescued by the allied forces until kindly nurse and fellow inmate Vivian Vance teaches her to warsh her vagina.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||10/22/2016|
Chris (Jared Leto) and Nick (Jake Gyllenhaal) are brothers who were once teen boy-banders in a group managed by their mother Nancy (Glenn Close). Chris has gone on to have a successful music and acting career while Nick, estranged from the family, has sunk into booze and drugs. Nick, with his grifter girlfriend Lisa (Michelle Williams) in tow, returns ready to tell the story of how their mother, now a successful manager of much talent, exploited them as children and just how far it went - but is it the truth? Chris will do anything to keep his successful image and Nancy will do anything to protect her meal ticket. Supporting cast includes Kevin Spacey as their hen-pecked, hapless father, Alison Janney as a reporter sniffing around the story, Alec Baldwin as a sleazy entertainment lawyer with Shia Lebouf and Casey Affleck as the other former band members.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||10/23/2016|
I'm still giggling over OP's "wheelchair-bound surgeon."
|by Anonymous||reply 117||10/23/2016|
Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone as a couple who adopts disabled orphans, but tragedy strikes when Ryan and Emma's characters are severely burned in a fire and it's up to their disabled children to care for them and keep the family together.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/03/2016|
R118 in wartorn Warsaw and they live in the ghetto fighting Nazis.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||12/03/2016|
Viola Davis stars as the mother of a recently executed death row prisoner. She still wants to her prove her son's innocence. She falls in love with a deaf lesbian lawyer played by Jessica Chastain. While the deaf lawyer fights to prove Viola's dead son's innocence, Viola's character must contend with coming out as a late in life lesbian and the issues of her girlfriend being a deaf white woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/13/2016|
Mark Ruffalo in the Bernie Sanders Story. Toni Collete with bad hair and makeup plays Jane Sanders
|by Anonymous||reply 121||12/16/2016|
Susan Sarandon plays a Double Agent in the Democratic Party! She gives big self promoting speeches that make you think more about her than any candidate or cause she's whoring that day!
In the end she's caught on surveillance by Mark Ruffalo taking huge cash payouts from Russian Agents & Kellyanne Conway!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||12/16/2016|
Trans. The Musical. Starring an all-trans cast. The heroic tale of a misunderstood man who goes thru life wearing women's clothes and seeks acceptance but must overcome the trauma of using a men's restroom. Set in a rural town in Idaho. Trailer tag line "Just because I have a penis and back hair doesn't make me any less of a woman!"
|by Anonymous||reply 123||12/16/2016|
Coming in 2019 Aleppo Starring M Emma Stone Jessica Chastain Christoph Waltz Julianne Moore Leo DiCaprio Jake Gyllenhaal Maggie Gyllenhaal Ryan Gosling with Sarah Paulson in a small role as an orphanage director who dies protecting the orphans
|by Anonymous||reply 124||12/30/2016|
R124 Emma Stone will play a Syrian refugee in it. A Syrian refugee with BIG bug eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||12/30/2016|
r124 Aleppo is directed by Angelina Jolie and it absolutely fails both critically and financially despite the overwrought trailer that lists the cast's names after a shot of them suffering.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||12/30/2016|
And then Kathryn Bigelow goes on to direct a film about the same subject matter and it wins Best Picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/30/2016|
Will Jeremy Renner star in Bigelow's Aleppo movie?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||12/30/2016|
[quote]I remember thinking this very thing, when that PRECIOUS movie came out. A morbidly obese, illiterate, black teenager with AIDS who'd been sexually abused by her father and bore him two children, one with Down's Syndrome and the other who inherited AIDS from her. She lived in a crime-ridden ghetto with her equally abusive mother, an addict and welfare queen. It's like they threw ever type of Oscar bait cliche in a bowl and tossed.
[italic]Song of the South[/italic] was honestly less stereotypical and more forward-thinking.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||12/30/2016|
[quote]Song of the South was honestly less stereotypical and more forward-thinking.
Oh God... it is...
|by Anonymous||reply 130||12/30/2016|
[quote]Will Jeremy Renner star in Bigelow's Aleppo movie?
He plays the intrepid reporter.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||12/30/2016|
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/30/2016|
[quote]Emma Stone will play a Syrian refugee in it. A Syrian refugee with BIG bug eyes.
She did well playing a part Asian woman in Aloha.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/01/2017|
Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling will star in a musical about the Warsaw ghetto.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||01/01/2017|
Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling (both with bad British accents and Portman in a blond bouffant) star in TAKE ME TO THE MOORS, documenting the immortal love story of serial killers Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. Eddie Redmayne co-stars as the Hollywood-composite heteroflexible psychiatrist who can't help falling in love Portman's dead eyes and Gosling's douche-eating grin. With Carey Mulligan as the hauntingly disembodied voice of Saddleworth Moor.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||01/01/2017|
Rosamund Pike and Leonardo Dicaprio star as Peace Corp workers who are severly attacked by lions in Africa and nursed to health by AIDS orphans.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||01/01/2017|
Mocked, the story of the disabled journalist who was made fun of by Trump. Ryan Gosling plays the journalist with special appearance by M at the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||01/09/2017|
RESCUED!, the story of a special needs white man who is kidnapped and beaten by black supremacists. While in captivity, he teaches his captors the true meaning of life, love, friendship and tolerance.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||01/09/2017|
[quote]the rapist is revealed to be Colin's estranged brother C.J (academy award nominee James Franco).
He won't take the part, the character is not gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||01/09/2017|
[quote)RESCUED!, the story of a special needs white man who is kidnapped and beaten by black supremacists. While in captivity, he teaches his captors the true meaning of life, love, friendship and tolerance.
Who is in the cast? Let me guess Viola or Octavia plays the mother of one of the supremacists.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||01/11/2017|
The Pussy Hat Maker Group- M stars as a the director of a group home for mentally challenged people. The group home is contracted to make pussy hats for the Women's Marches and along the way M teaches the group about how evil Trump is. Andrew Garfield stars as M's gay son who has HIV. Emma Stone plays Millie, one of the group home residents who has brain damage because she was shot in the head by her father played by Mickey Rourke in flashbacks. Viola Davis as Ruthie, the oldest resident of the group home whose family was killed by the KKK. Christoph Waltz as Dr. Franklin, the group home physician who also suffers from PTSD from his Iraq service. Amy Adams as Millie's older sister who is a rape counselor who joins the group home in making the pussy hats.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||01/23/2017|
Leo DiCaprio as Bitsy Desplain, a drag queen that at 60 relives her life experiences to a HAL9000 computer to find his long lost brother, Cain Desplain (Jude Law) after the Russian takeover of the US in 2037. Flashbacks: Bitsy crawling through snow to the captured Americans camp in a mumu to find Cain. Taking a self driving car and it wrecks in the smoldering ruins of Uber HQ where Peter Thiel has gone mad and is learning Russian with a group of Google HQ survivors. Bistsies escape fro the Russians in Scottsdale when they mistake him for a hooker, and the Russian soldier with a heart of gold that helps him escape.
Bitsy finds Cain but Cain is a Russian traitor and mayor of Palm Springs. He orders Bitsy to be executed by firing squad.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||01/23/2017|
With the help of prosthetics and makeup, Millie Bobbie Brown plays Adelia, a young progeria sufferer who has just a short time to live. Through the Make-A-Wish foundation, Adelia requests to go on a Carribean cruise with her single, hard-working blue collar mother Trudy (Charlize Theron) who has never had a vacation since Adelia's birth. On the cruise, Trudy makes the acquaintance of happy-go-lucky shipboard magician Kevin (Seth Rogen) who teaches her how to laugh, let loose, and fall in love. Meanwhile, Adelia meets another Make-A-Wish grantee, a primordial dwarf named Bo (Verne Troyer) who accepts her for who she is inside, and not what she looks like outside. She carries Bo around the ship in a baby sling; they dance the night away under the stars and sneak kisses while Trudy and Bo are banging in the cabin.
Adelia passes away soon after the cruise. Bo is devastated and knowing his time was already limited, he chooses to kill himself by jumping out a second story window. The film ends with Trudy quitting her job in a flamboyant fashion, selling everything she owns and living the bohemian life on a sailboat with her cocky magician lover.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||01/23/2017|
Oops - should be "while Trudy and Kevin are banging in the cabin." This scene starts out somberly as Trudy is explaining the trials of raising her sick daughter. After listening attentively, Kevin tells her she deserves to have fun and enjoy life without guilt, then shows off his magic abilities and commences foreplay by pulling scarves out of her hoohah.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||01/23/2017|
Little Peter Nono in some slave movie
|by Anonymous||reply 145||01/24/2017|
The hitherto unknown secret holocaust which took place in Los Angeles is revealed to the world through the eyes of a young black Jewish woman named Chhhhhaya, *Introductory Musical Number* The only colour in the movie is the purple dress that Chaya wears; everything else is in black & white. Chaya is smuggled across the country to New York City by the a group of "Muslim feminists" calling their operation the Underground Caravan. *Musical Number* Once they're free of Los Angeles and the evil gay white male Nazi sympathizers she meets an Chinese immigrant named "Kevin," *Musical Number,* with whom she starts a family after he teaches her to "love again" after the brutal rape of a female by the evil gay Nazis because that is what all men do regardless of sexuality. *Yet Another Musical Number* This incredible macho hairless wisp of a man has to defend his farm against a group of female vigilantes who mistake his white gentile employees as the gay-Nazi-sympathizers by whom he was previously persecuted. Being assumed gay Nazi sympathizers, they are all naturally assumed to be infected by HIV even though they're celibate because that is the fate of 99% of gay men in Hollywood regardless of their proclivities as per universal homophobic law. *Gay Nazi musical number regarding the consequences of being gay, like becoming a Nazi and acquiring HIV* When the vigilantes notice that these workers are no more than heterosexual white males--who are inherently good regardless of their past date rapes--because they are not randomly going blind or dying, they march off into the distance to liberate more black Jewish women from the evil gay Nazi sympathizers back in Hollywood, at which point they vow to install a matriarchal monarchy as government. *Musical Number To Applause From Onlookers* There are many flashbacks to the oppression of Chaya throughout the production in order to include shots of various parts of Los Angeles in order to further satiate the critics while someone plays a sad tune on a harmonica on a street corner in every scene; other than that, the entire soundtrack is a compilation of newly-labelled-tranny Billie Holiday songs. The final scene of the movie includes Chaya handing down the dress to her non-gay transdaughter while she begins to "tell him a story about her life" to the light of the kwanza-menorah candles, which, after being lit, finally bring colour to the scene, representing the rich and vibrant life that he transdaughter can now experience.
The movie poster is a purple star of David hanging on a wall behind a table holding a set of Kwanzaa candles in their holder. It's all black and white except for the star of David. No one smokes at all during the movie but the entire thing is funded by Benson & Hedges cigarettes.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||01/24/2017|
Banned- The story of the Iranian Clemson University professor who got banned from returning to the US. Emma Stone stars as the professor.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||01/28/2017|
Rooney Mara in The Kitty Genovese Story. Michael B. Jordan plays Kitty's killer.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||02/21/2017|
Isn't the Hollywood Reporter going to do their "Brutally Honest Oscar Voter" articles this year? Love all the bitchiness.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||02/21/2017|
Here it is R149
|by Anonymous||reply 150||02/22/2017|
Emma Stone in a Rosemary Kennedy biopic.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/26/2017|
Me as almost anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/26/2017|
Emma Stone stars as Heather Heyner in Charlottesville. Jonah Hill plays the white supremacist bastard behind the wheel of the car.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/07/2017|
Sharon Stone as a Divorcée High School English teacher who grooms and seduces her bicurious student, Brenton Thwaites, by uncrossing and crossing her legs at a desk, with no back, during a solitary detention session. Directed by Gus Van Sant, Produced by Bryan Singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/07/2017|
You're confusing softcore porn with Oscar Bait
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/07/2017|
R155 the quality of cinema is down, just spicing it up some.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/07/2017|
Cate Blanchett as a mentally retarded woman fighting to keep custody of her trans son.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/12/2017|
Jonah Hill plays a mentally ill homeless man living in a garbage can yelling "scram" and "beat it" at strangers while picking fights with big birds.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/12/2017|
I'M STILL HERE, starring Kirk Douglas as Malcolm, a gay senior living in an assisted facility who feels lonely and longs for contact with the gay community. Michael Douglas stars as Ian, local news reportes and Malcolm's nephew, who, upon hearing about his uncle's loneliness, mobilizes the local area gay community with a series of reports in search of friends and penpals for him. Andrew Garfield as Bannon, the young gay man who reads about Malcolm and forges a strong bond with him and listens to his surprising stories as a pre-Stonewall gay man.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/13/2017|
r159, I love it!
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/13/2017|
Judi Dench as Queen Victoria - again!
|by Anonymous||reply 161||09/24/2017|
Jake Gyllenhaal as guy who gets his legs blown off in a bombing.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||09/24/2017|
Look at meeee! I'm in a classy Brit period piece! And it's based on a true story! And I'm playing a sick/disabled character! Please nominate me!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/24/2017|
"Siamese Wins," the inspiring but bittersweet story of conjoined twins who survive a risky surgery in childhood to separate them, and grow up to be a world chess champion and Olympic racewalker. The racewalker is killed in a random car accident during the Olympics; the chess champ ends up committing suicide because he is so distraught that his other half is gone. Starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/24/2017|
R164 would Affleck be the race walker? Don't leave us hanging!
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/24/2017|
Oscar Bait: The Trailer
|by Anonymous||reply 166||09/25/2017|
Maria Storm written by Lin Manuel Miranda
-San Juan mayor is played Jennifer Lopez. Emily Blunt as doctor treating people. Rosario Dawson and Zoe Saldana as a dyke couple trapped in her home with their 5 adopted disabled kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||10/07/2017|
All my movies are Oscar bait. I don't see what is so hard about it. I mean I just show up, read my lines, and get nominated.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||10/07/2017|
[quote]In the end she's caught on surveillance by Mark Ruffalo taking huge cash payouts from Russian Agents & Kellyanne Conway!
I could play Kellyanne.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||10/09/2017|
Gabourey Sidibe in the titular role in a multicultural version of 'The Diary of Anne Frank'. Margaret Cho will play Margot.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||10/10/2017|
In this updated remake, Margo Robbie plays Guinevere Katrowsky, a young, ambicious ingenue who is raped by powerful Holywood producer Hardon Weiss, whom she had met to discuss a major movie role. She gives up on the career and moves to the country, where she raises sheep and vegetables. Years later, her half sister Jessica Lawry, current wannabe IT girl, played by Chloe Moretz Grace, heads for an interview with now even more powerful Hardon and is anally raped by him. Upon knowing this, Guinevere is determined to exact revenge on Hardon, with the help of Angelique Belle, a movie star friend who escpaed being raped by Hardon thanks to her boyfriend Craig Mitt, played by Armie Hammer
|by Anonymous||reply 171||10/10/2017|
R171 Who plays Hardon Weiss?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||10/10/2017|
Oops, sorry, R172. Ron Perlman plays Hardon and Megan Fox plays Angelique Belle.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||10/10/2017|
If Susan Hayward were still alive, she’d be a shoo-in to play the lead role in “The Kim Davis Story,” which follows the story of multi-married, multi-knocked up trailer trash with barely a kindergarten education rising up to being elected to political office where she takes on the evil gay establishment, face jail time for contempt, and become — against all odds — a hero to the religious right, even though she broke seven of the Ten Commandments. Throw in some religion, no makeup, clothing from the goodwill, a bad southern accent, along with an inspiring Rocky-like theme, and multiple nominations will result. Whomever is willing to sleep with Harvey Weinstein after his fall should be considered for the lead.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||10/10/2017|
[QUOTE] Gabourey Sidibe in the titular role in a multicultural version of 'The Diary of Anne Frank'.
She's in the hangar, she's in the hangar!
|by Anonymous||reply 175||10/10/2017|
Remake of Brokeback Mountain with hot 50yos. RDJ and... Viggo?
|by Anonymous||reply 176||10/10/2017|
The Three Ages of Eve, the sequel to The Three Faces of Eve, telling the continuing saga of Jane, who has regressed back into the timid self-effacing Eve White and the wild, fun-loving Eve Black. Starring Jennifer Aniston, with James McAvoy as Dr. Curtis Luther, Jr. and a cameo by Joanne Woodward as The Nurse.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||10/11/2017|
For The Kim Davis Story I'm picture Emma Stone in a fatsuit and age makeup
|by Anonymous||reply 178||10/11/2017|
"Lazarus" -the biopic of David Bowie. Starring SWINTON as David Bowie, Cate Blanchett as David Bowie's Greek Chorus (in mirror reflections), Meryl Streep as the dying David Bowie. Directed by Jim Jarmusch, in black and white.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||10/11/2017|
Meryl shines as MtF, Native American, blind and deaf double amputee, alcoholic down on her luck Susan Danceswithwolves whose life is thrown into a spin when she loses control of her wheelchair and runs over the arm of world renown surgeon Gary Godsgift (Kevin Spacey)
Despite he being a gorgeous much younger and very butch womaniser, Susan teaches him to love again, despite the HUGE age difference, by introducing vodka to his life and assisting him sexually while his good arm is in a sling. "I may be unable to walk" she sobs in a perfect Cherokee accent "but god dammit there's nothing wrong with my man sized hands! Drag me over there and let me help you release all that bottled up frustration"
Eventually he regains the use of his wrist and uses his fortune and skills as a surgeon to help Susan walk, see, hear, sober up and become the privileged white woman she has always felt entitled to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||10/11/2017|
Lindsay Lohan stars as a washed up child actress who befriends a down on his luck, friendless and depressed studio executive who is accused of sexually harassing a number of women (played by a Adam Sandler, who will describe in torturous detail how hard it was to put the extra weight on). She teaches him how to love again, after all his friends and industry people have abandoned him, through the use of crystals and reiki. Sandler teaches her how to act again, through the use of pottery and mime. She cures him of his sex addiction by showing him bear porn.
Whoopi Goldberg stars as an astrologist and tarot card reader who moonlights as a movie script writer. She sells Sandler the movie of a lifetime, the one that will miraculously get everyone in Hollywood to forgive him. He puts Lindsay in the leading role and she gets her "Pretty Woman" moment: she is transformed into a glamorous Hollywood star, and everyone falls in love with her again. Zac Efron plays the pretty boy who wanted nothing to do with her until her transformation, but she blows him off to be with the reformed Sandler.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||10/11/2017|
Debra Winger stars in "Battling Bella" as Bella Abzug in her unsuccessful 1977 campaign to become Mayor of New York City. With Kevin Spacey as Ed Koch.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||10/11/2017|
R181 you know they're both hoping that's how things will pan out. They wont but they're both hoping.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||10/12/2017|
"Liberty Springs" starring Susan Sarandon as widowed socialite Connie Harper, Ryan Gosling as her son Nate and Gabourey Sidibe as Dixie, Nate's feisty pregnant fiance from the wrong side of the tracks. Connie is outraged when Nate drops out of his final year of law to become a social worker, and cuts him out of her life because she is embarassed of what her wealthy friends will think. But when Nate is killed and Dixie is gravely injured in a car accident, and they must deliver her baby before Dixie succumbs to her injuries, Connie reconciles with her. Baby Liberty arrives just before Dixie dies leaving her to be raised by Connie, who immerses herself in this second chance at motherhood and connects to the baby by breastfeeding. Connie's friends ostracise her but she finds support, and ultimately love in the form of her lawyer Wayne played by Idris Elba, who is trying the drunk driver who caused Nate and Dixie's accident.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||10/12/2017|
"Lindsay Lohan stars as a washed up child actress who befriends a down on his luck, friendless and depressed studio executive who is accused of sexually harassing a number of women (played by a Adam Sandler, who will describe in torturous detail how hard it was to put the extra weight on). "
In the made-for-tv version Rob Schneider will play the Sandler character
|by Anonymous||reply 185||10/12/2017|
In the made-for-tv version r185 Schneider will be offered the Sandler role, but will insist on adding a "male Rose McGowan" character which he'll play instead. After a man makes a pass at his character, Ross McSchneider, they'll cut to him sobbing and scrubbing himself in the shower.
He will be shocked when he isn't nominated for a single award.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||10/12/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 187||10/13/2017|
The Rob Kardashian Story — Christian Bale as Rob, DL fave Gabourey as Black Chyna, British chav Katie Price plays Kim.
In a tight race, Christian Bale competes against himself in another biopic: The Josh Duggar Story, told with a religious point of view — fallen, rises from the ashes. Half of (white) H’wood will be employed just to play his siblings.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||10/13/2017|
In this drama, Emma Stone plays Kelly, a disfigured Iraq War veteran. After being released from the hospital, Kelly takes a series of odd jobs and eventually finds herself working for a wealthy family whose daughter Hannah(Rooney Mara) has autism and starts a lesbian relationship with Kelly. Hannah has a hard time understanding Kelly's PTSD and she secretly comes across love letters between Kelly and her deceased lover Gretchen(Kate McKinnon in her first dramatic role). Gretchen was also a soldier who died in Iraq.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||10/14/2017|
Emma Stone starts in "Pet", the Petula Clark story. The biopic shows the English singer's period of international fame with hits in the 1960s and climaxes with the scandal that erupted in 1968. NBC-TV had invited her to host her own special in the U.S., and in doing so she inadvertently made television history. While singing a duet of "On the Path of Glory," an anti-war song that she had composed, with guest Harry Belafonte (Denzel Washington), she took hold of his arm, to the dismay of a representative from the show's sponsor Chrysler Corporation who feared that the moment would incur racial backlash from Southern viewers.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||10/15/2017|
Preying on Children
Jessica Chastain and Michael Fassbender star as the parents of a child star who is molested by an obese producer played by Louie Anderson.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||10/19/2017|
Margot Robbie stars at a blind and one armed music teacher during the Vietnam War who falls in with a mentally challenged draft dodger played by James Franco.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||11/25/2017|
Can someone write a comeback vehicle for me? Thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||11/25/2017|
Don't worry Kevin, in a few years a tabloid camera crew will catch you groping one of your "personal assistants" on a balcony somewhere and the footage will be highly sort after. Probably not the comeback vehicle you were hoping for, but it better than nothing!
|by Anonymous||reply 194||11/25/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 195||11/25/2017|
Timothée Chalamet in a remake of My Left Foot.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||12/04/2017|
Roman Polanski directs Kevin Spacey in a remake of Death in Venice. Produced by Harvey Weinstein.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||12/04/2017|
M as a predator lesbian college professor who enters into a relationship with a paraplegic student played by Emma Stone. Produced by Megan Ellison.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||12/15/2017|
Jessica Chastain dons a brunette wig for the Danica Roem Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||01/13/2018|
Killing Miss Daisy
Rihanna in the role she was born to play. She is Charlotte, a little girl from a very small town in Africa. She is very happy for her friends (Gabrielle Union, Lisa Bonet, and Brandy) who were adopted by Madonna, Angelina Jolie, and Sandra Bullock. Imagine her joy when she is told she will be the next to be adopted! By Miss Daisy Barker (played by Meryl Streep). Leaving her family behind, her dreams are quickly dashed when she realizes that Ms Barker only adopted her to be a cheap nurse to take care of her in her old age, changing her depends and bringing her medications. Her horrible existence is only lightened by the presence of Dr. Henry Hostel (Denzel Washington), Miss Daisy's personal physician, who feels sorry for Charlotte and vows to take her out of this heartbreaking existence. Charlotte and Dr. Hostel begin an affair, and Charlotte convinces Dr Hostel that the only way they can be together is for Miss Daisy to die. This plot is thwarted by the arrival of Lance Barker (Jake Gyllenhaal), the dashing young nephew of Miss Barker, who ironically used to be the ex-boyfriend of Sandra Bullock, and is Miss Barker's only living heir. Quickly assessing the situation, Lance is none too pleased to find that Charlotte and the doctor are playing house in his aunt's home. He is the only one who gets to play house in his aunt's home. He throws out the doctor, and hires a nurse (Kathy Bates) to change the depends and he and Charlotte go on to bang in every room in the house. Daisy dies, and in a plot twist, Charlotte inherits her house and all of her money. Charlotte throws Lance out, becomes an international sensation, and lives the life she had always dreamed of having.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||01/13/2018|
-The story of disability rights activists who initiated the 504 sit in protests in government buildings. Starring Jennifer Lawrence as Judy Heumann and Greta Gerwig as Kitty Cone.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||02/28/2018|
"Haven Hearts" stars Meryl Streep as Lydia van Lear, a Philadelphia socialite turned lesbian social worker. She befriends Misty (Jennifer Lawrence), a psychic HIV positive runaway in 1980s NYC. Together they hunt down a mysterious serial killer who is targeting the city's male hustlers. Kindly Kip (Timothée Chalamet), a radical ACT UP activist helps the women by going undercover as a streetwalker and falls in love with an enigmatic rough trade escort (Ryan Gosling) who is Streep's estranged son. Mickey Rourke is the serial killer, a CDC renegade and maverick who may just know the secret AIDS cure hidden by the Reagan administration. Cyndi Lauper sings the haunting ballad that closes the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||02/28/2018|
[quote]Cyndi Lauper sings the haunting ballad that closes the film.
I cracked up at this part.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||02/28/2018|
Umm can I play Hawking again for a sequel to The Theory of Everything?
|by Anonymous||reply 204||05/28/2018|
Eddie Redmayne IS Hawking's Ghost
|by Anonymous||reply 205||05/28/2018|
Amy Adams as wheelchair bound teacher with cerebral palsy who helps her brother Bradley Cooper come out as trans to their far right Evangelical parents played by M and Warren Beatty.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||06/17/2018|
Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? Charlize Theron, devastated after losing her husband and infant in a fiery car wreck three years ago, is struggling to find a reason to live until she sees the reports on TV about the babies being ripped away from their parents at the Mexican border. She launches a one-woman crusade to change this abhorrent policy, recruiting other moms (Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, & Julianne Moore) who have been through similar tragedies - kids lost in school shootings, to opiate OD, etc. Along the way she also catches the eye of a handsome human rights lawyer (George Clooney) who teaches her how to love again.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||06/17/2018|
Fran McDormand and Meryl Streep in the roles of their lifetimes.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||06/17/2018|
Ashley Judd in “Melania: First Lady of the Evening.”
|by Anonymous||reply 209||06/17/2018|
[quote]R82 Zoe is a very poor, 30 year old, single but very strong minded Mexican woman working as a waitress in small town of Mexico .
I feel this role was written for me, and I'm looking for material to produce.
Can the lead be made younger?
|by Anonymous||reply 210||06/17/2018|
Rooney Mara in the Josie Totah Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||08/21/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 212||08/21/2018|
Hopefully, this will give me an Oscar nod.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||08/21/2018|
Ben Affleck is Chris Watts in "Sins of the Father"
|by Anonymous||reply 214||08/21/2018|
A brunette Tori Spelling as Shanawhatever Watts in the above project, retitled DARKNESS FALLS ON ANADARKO.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||08/21/2018|
Saoirse Ronan as a quadriplegic lawyer who fights the deportation of her mentally challenged and much older boyfriend played by Demian Bichir. Jessica Chastain stars as the ICE agent who is also Saoirse's older sister who hates that her crippled sister entered into a relationship with Demian's character. Also starring Rooney Mara as the home health care with Asperger's.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||09/04/2018|
Good one, R216, but throw in JLaw as a sex trafficked prostitute from Moldova.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||09/04/2018|
I would totally watch r202's movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 218||09/04/2018|
Eddie Redmayne plays a young man wanting a sex change while his long suffering wife must... oh, wait.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||09/04/2018|
Meryl Streep burps the alphabet - in Latin - and rolls around in shit - as Queen Victoria in the exciting new drama from Miramax - "My 36th Nomination (for Being an Imperious Snobby Cunt)."
|by Anonymous||reply 220||09/04/2018|
Judi Dench as King Henry VIII
|by Anonymous||reply 221||09/04/2018|
Linda Hunt returns to the big screen in a Ruth Bader Ginsberg biopic featuring Meryl in a fat suit as Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||09/08/2018|
J.K. Simmons and Patricia Arquette star as a blind couple who must deal with the fact that their daughter(Brie Larson) is getting married to a transman played by Tilda Swinton.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||09/23/2018|
Bloated Ben Affleck as Brett Kavanaugh and Laura Linney as Dr. Ford in Groped.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||09/28/2018|
Jennifer Lawrence stars as a housewife who discovers there is more to life than just rubbing one out in the tub while her husband fornicates and frolics with his business partners in NYC
|by Anonymous||reply 225||09/28/2018|
Tilda Swinton plays a Japanese woman during the 2nd world war disillusioned with the way the war is going. Scarlett Johansson plays her son who is a fighter pilot in the war.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||09/28/2018|
Some of these are inspired. Seriously. You know the idiots pitching scripts like these are no different. I have always wanted to be a fly on the wall in some very early stage, schlocky pitch session in LA. Now, we need to add in some melodramatic, crap music, DL. I will start. Almost any of the above could end with an over the top version (sung by a blind children's choir) of "Hallelujah".
|by Anonymous||reply 227||09/28/2018|
If we are truly baiting the Oscars here, the real-life person upon whom this maudlin tragedy is based (preferably wheelchair, child, disabled, disfigured) is wheeled out at The Globes and the Oscars. Winning actor/actress dedicates the win to this unfortunate one who will be quickly shoved on a flight back home to their horrific life and forgotten about by LA even before the Vanity Fair party gets going.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||09/28/2018|
|by Anonymous||reply 229||09/28/2018|
Hollywood will probably cut back on producing movies about disabled people due to the recent complaints about non-disabled actors playing disabled people. People bitched about Jake Gyllenhaal playing that Boston bombing survivor. But, that movie flopped and it was an Oscar bait fail. Even with non Oscar bait movies some will still bitch like with that recent movie where Dwayne Johnson played a war veteran amputee. I bet complaints will fly about Janelle Monae playing an amputee in Welcome to Marwen.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||09/29/2018|
R226 I hope the son has a dramatic death scene in a war hospital as Tilda falls to floor and cries.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||09/29/2018|
Claire Foy stars as a doctor serving in Africa who loses her arms in horrific animal attack. While recovering she falls in love with a villager played by Mahershala Ali who lost his legs to a landmine accident.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||10/26/2018|
Viola Davis in age makeup plays Maxine Waters.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||11/23/2018|
[quote]Michelle Williams in a Hilary Clinton biopic.
That movie will probably be made in 15-20 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||12/14/2018|
Julianne Moore plays a scientist hired by a pharmecutical company to investigate the safety of a new drug. George Clooney is the playboy president of the company, inherited from his dad.
Also starring Neil Patrick Harris as the waspish inventor who wants to rush the drug onto market (picking up a Nobel prize in the process) and Sally Hawkins as the meek lab assistant who sneaks buried, incriminating evidence to the heroine.
Featuring Melinda Dillon (Patient 6), Millie Bobby Brown (Patients 17), and Gretchen Moll (the New York Times reporter.)
Inspired by actual events.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||12/14/2018|
R235 Is Sally Hawkins' character disabled?
|by Anonymous||reply 236||12/15/2018|
Yes! She is a brilliant lab assistant who's disguised the fact she's dislexic for years. Her entire academic career is in fact a lie, and she's a BRILLIANTLY self-taught scientist.
She brings Julianne Moore the incriminating lab print outs (from China?) that she couldn't read, and so hid.
In short, she's a hero.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||12/15/2018|
Oprah as .......................Maya
|by Anonymous||reply 238||12/15/2018|
Anything where Glenn doesn’t appear.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||12/15/2018|
Oh, shut up M. I'm already pitching ideas from this thread for my next Oscar nominated role.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||01/12/2019|
Mo'Nique stars in Aunt Jemima: The Movie, a hilarious animated adventure about a black woman and her quest for the perfect pancake.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||01/12/2019|
Viola Davis in Burned Bridges:The Mo'Nique Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||02/15/2019|
Beau Bridges as Viola Davis in the No Mo'Nique Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||02/15/2019|
Donald Glover IS Jussie Smollett in “This is MAGA Country.” Rami Malek is chilling as the noose.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||02/15/2019|
R244 The Jussie Smollett movie will be retitled "The Hoax."
|by Anonymous||reply 245||02/16/2019|
Timothee Chalamat plays a swimmer training for the Olympics who spends a weekend in Fire Island in the 80s and has his hetrosexual eyes opened to the possibility of homo love. Ben Affleck plays a sinister rapist who tries to have his way. He is saved by a local cop played by Henry Golding. James Franco plays a male prostitute. Timothee's other love interests are played by Oscar Isaac and Michael B Jordan. Miles Teller has a small role as a sex addict. The name of the movie is Summer of Fire
|by Anonymous||reply 246||02/16/2019|
R246 I would totally watch that movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||02/17/2019|
Replace the soyboy with a real man and it might be worth watching.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||02/17/2019|
Rooney Mara stars as Sacheen Littlefeather in Boycott. A bloated Ben Affleck in age makeup plays Marlon Brando.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||02/18/2019|
Lucas Hedges as a trans woman who dies from AIDS.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||02/18/2019|
[quote]Michelle Williams in a Hilary Clinton biopic.
Nope that role is going to be La Lose Amy's Oscar vehicle.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||02/18/2019|
R104 give the bloated man/boy puss an oscar so he'll go away already.
They gave him but he's not going anywhere he wants more.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||02/18/2019|
The Bare Raped starring Leonardo DiCaprio
|by Anonymous||reply 253||02/18/2019|
Sorry I meant * The Bear Raped!
|by Anonymous||reply 254||02/18/2019|
Eddie Redmayne playing Jessica Chastain in Tom Hooper film.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||02/19/2019|
Ben Affleck plays a man on the hunt for ----the truth!
|by Anonymous||reply 256||02/19/2019|
Scarlet Johannson plays oprah's aborted fetus
|by Anonymous||reply 257||02/19/2019|
Get ready, the Oscar bait movie trend of actors playing brain damaged characters is coming back.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||04/20/2019|
R258 Harvey's whore is back #puke
|by Anonymous||reply 259||04/20/2019|
Saoirse Ronan in Jumped: The Peg Entwistle Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||05/11/2019|
Eddie Redmayne *is* Marc Bolan in "The 20th Century Boy"
|by Anonymous||reply 261||05/11/2019|
R144 R180 R181 R202 R244
I am dead 🤣🤣🤣
|by Anonymous||reply 262||05/12/2019|
[quote]For The Kim Davis Story I'm picture Emma Stone in a fatsuit and age makeup
No, that can be Melissa McCarthy's next Oscar vehicle.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||05/12/2019|
Kristen Stewart in Jodie Foster biopic
|by Anonymous||reply 264||05/12/2019|
[quote]Kristen Stewart in Jodie Foster biopic
Only if she actually sings "I'd Like To Be You For A Day" from [italic]Freaky Friday[/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 265||05/12/2019|
Adelephant losing 500 lbs to play Dusty Springfield.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||05/12/2019|
She'll need about a gallon of bleach on her hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||05/12/2019|
Adele's hair is either extension or a wig already.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||05/12/2019|
Emma Stone in age makeup plays Nancy Pelosi in "Delay to Impeach".
|by Anonymous||reply 269||05/23/2019|
Glenn Close as a heroic Holocaust survivor who overcomes her fear of flames to save her deaf and blind granddaughter, so the child can sing after the trauma of rape by clowns.
(But she still loses! And to Judi Dench as a gassy woman in funny historic clothes!)
|by Anonymous||reply 270||05/23/2019|
Charlize Theron, Emma Stone, Jeremy Renner, and Rami Malek star as immigration rights activists trying to help imprisoned migrants. Charlize's character is a lesbian whose wife is played by Sally Hawkins. Emma's character is secretly dying from ALS. Jeremy and Rami are a married gay couple who adopted orphaned Mexican Siamese twins. Salma Hayek plays the imprionsed migrant mother whose child dies mysteriously while in custody.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||05/23/2019|
Famke Janssen in MELANIA: FREE AT LAST. She opens a modeling school for orphans in Africa.
Featuring Meryl Streep as Barron (or Baronn) (however you spell it), drafted as her klutzy teachers aide. He eventually runs home to daddy, but Melania stays by her students' side(s) because they're preparing for an international pageant.
Trump funds the pageant when evil hunters steal all the money the kids raised weaving rugs, but is then tragically assassinated on live TV during the broadcast.
Reese Witherspoon is the President's longtime mistress, who begs Melania to return when she can't handle him full time.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||05/23/2019|
I would watch the shit out of R3
|by Anonymous||reply 273||05/23/2019|
R272 Reese Witherspoon is the President's longtime mistress, who begs Melania to return when she can't handle him full time.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||05/23/2019|
Charlotte Gainsbourg in a torture porn film co directed by Lars Von Trier and Gaspar Noé.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||05/23/2019|
Glenn Close plays Mary Trump in The President's Immigrant Mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||05/24/2019|
Ryan Gosling plays Darren Hockler, a closeted gay Republican Congressman from Illinois who is married to a woman played by Emma Stone. The wife Samantha Ann is a blind lawyer from the South who sometimes wonders about the odd cologne smells she sniffs in the house and other odd noises that come from the attic where Darren supposedly goes up to read books. Viola Davis plays the household maid who knows about Darren's affairs with men, but she is paid off constantly to keep quiet even though she takes pity on Darren's blind wife who eventually ends up pregnant by Darren when the "rumors" start to ramp up and Darren decides he needs a child to build a "family man" image. Kevin Costner and Sigourney Weaver play Darren's parents who are constantly defending his choices to follow male celebrities on instagram and are shooting down the gay rumors. Tom Holland and John Boyega play the young male escorts who Darren sometimes fucks and Leonardo Dicaprio rounds out the cast as Robert O'Malley another closeted Congressman who is an occasional fuck buddy of Darren's. Darren is eventually caught on camera fucking Leo's character and he ends up being charged for numerous crimes like misusing campaign money and other funds. The blind wife dies tragically in child birth and Darren allows the maid's barren daughter played by Lupita Nyong'o to adopt his baby daughter. Darren is sent off to prison for ten years. He gets out of prison and tries to reconnect with his parents, but they tell him to burn in hell. Another ten years ago by and Darren finds out that his daughter is a blue eyed soul singer performing at a gay and lesbian fundraising event. He arrives at the event and is hit by an equipment truck. The last scene of the film is him being buried in an unmarked grave.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||05/27/2019|
Mark Ruffalo as Harlan Daniel Radcliffe as Billy in THE FRONT RUNNER
|by Anonymous||reply 278||05/27/2019|
I'd totally watch R277. But only if Leo is the bottom. I'm still not over him topping David Thewlis in Total Eclipse.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||05/27/2019|
R279 Yes, Leo will be the bottom. The opening scene of the movie will Robert and Darren fucking in the attic while Darren's blind wife Samantha Anne is trying to figure out the strange noises she hears from the attic.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||05/27/2019|
Glenn Close stars as a Alabama governor Kay Ivey in Taking Away Abortion.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||05/28/2019|
Twelve-year old Billy (Paul Rudd) learns that his mother (Emma Watson) has cancer (Julia Roberts). Unfortunately she does not survive the treatment and on the way home from the hospital, Billy's father (Kevin Spacey) becomes an alcoholic. Fortunately a black person (TBD) has moved into the house next door (Kathleen Turner) and teaches them to live, laugh and love again (but doesn't show up in the final scene).
|by Anonymous||reply 282||05/28/2019|
Meryl Streep stars as celebrated actress Glenn Close playing the hardest role of her life: Meryl Streep, in the film "An Oscar for Meryl". The film within a film is a tribute to all the Oscars Meryl deservedly won as well as a few of the ones she didn't, and the actual film shows Streep as Close struggling with feelings of envy and despair as she also seeks to portray an actress that everyone evidently likes just a little bit more than her. A bunny boiling sequence and a shot of Close (Streep) screaming "I will not be ignored" at a can of yams in light syrup during a melt-down at the Piggly Wiggly have heavy Oscar buzz generated already.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||05/28/2019|
Michael Fassbender stars as Fotis Dulos and Jessica Chastain stars as his hard looking meth head girlfriend in Connecticut Crime.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||06/03/2019|
Dinner With Nelson: Matt Damon stars as a HIV+, bisexual, transgender man who is selected to have dinner with an aging Nelson Mandela (portrayed by Viola Davis), but on his way to the presidents house he has a car accident, leaving him a quadriplegic. So he crawls from his hospital in Cape Town to Pretoria to have the meeting, refusing help from anyone. Just as he makes it to the meeting, he suffers a stroke and dies.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||06/03/2019|
R190, I would actually go see that movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||06/03/2019|
BLACK AND WHITE RAINBOW Actor Dick Stodden has it all - he is poised to join the A-list at any moment, he is winning awards left and right, and beautiful women are throwing themselves at his feet. Dick is content, but he has a secret. Whilst he does enjoy the fleeting joy of making love to British B-list actresses, he can't keep his mind off... men. As he struggles with shame and worry, life throws a curveball at him: He finds love... with a man. Armie Hammer stars in the role of a lifetime as the tortured Dick Stodden. Timothee Chalamet oozes equal parts vulnerability and sex appeal as the young love interest Brendan Glynne who turns Dick's world upside down. Kevin Spacey shows off his acting chops as the scheming and devious PR agent who doesn't have Dick's best interest at heart. Charlize Theron dons a fat suit to fully bring to life the character of DICKSTODNEWSUPDATE, the online alias of a homophobic fan girl. Robert Downey JR brings top comedic relief in the form of Gay Peanut Gallery, a person on the internet whose sleuthing skills will impact this riveting story in the most unexpected ways. Oprah and Meryl star as themselves. In a career first George Clooney is the voice of Charlie The Dog. The surrealism of Charlie's sage words is not to be missed! Will Dick choose love and a future career made of roles as sassy gay best friend in British soaps, or will he be persuaded to go for the Bond role and a lifetime of self-blame? Black And White Rainbow has already received major Oscar buzz with critics highlighting Robert Downey Jr as this year's worthiest contender for Supporting Actor. Director Todd Haynes brings his A-game to tell an epic tale of love, lust and choices. A spokesperson for GLAAD says: "Long overdue, Black And White Rainbow is finally THE picture to tackle Hollywood's homophobia head on. We truly believe this movie will be a gamechanger." Product placement: Spotify, Instagram Based on a true story. All names have been changed.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||06/03/2019|
Steve Carrell in the Jeffrey Epstein movie. Meryl as Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||07/06/2019|
Frances McDormand in any part of the south or flyover, working in a steel factory with a quirky husband OWNS this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||07/06/2019|
Did you say bait? Oh anything I do is oscar caliber.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||07/06/2019|
Any "it" girl actress who delivers a semi competent performance in a serious drama or playing against type dramedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||07/06/2019|
Any BET/Tyler Perry movie blactress who delivers a solid dramatic turn in a mainstream white movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||07/06/2019|
Any hollywood A-lister who partly finances and produces a film featuring some liberal struggle of yesteryear.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||07/06/2019|
Any white acting titan who plays a slave master or oppressor in a majority black film.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||07/06/2019|
[quote]Nobody cuts Amy Adams' hair.
She cut her hair for Doubt.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||07/06/2019|
Timothee Chalamet is Nancy Kulp in The Nancy Kulp Diaries: The Hillbillies and Beyond.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||07/07/2019|
Some grey haired actor in the Epstein biopic.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||08/10/2019|
Emma Stone as Greta Thunberg in the biopic featuring Amy Adams and Colin Farrell as Greta's parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||11/17/2019|
This will do.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||11/17/2019|
R297 and R298 are bump bitch, working on karma for another of her poopy shoes sock puppet accounts.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||11/17/2019|
Coming in 2021 The Wild Fires- The stories of the Australia fires starring Cate Blanchett as a mother collecting koalas from the wild. Margot Robbie as a young reporter set the front lines with her camera man played by Ben Mendelsohn. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban as a couple who loses their home and seeks in refuge in the news van with Margot and Ben. Also rounding out the cast are Hugh Jackman, Sam Worthington, Jason Clarke and Chris Hemsworth as firefighters, Rose Byrne as Margot's older sister who dies in the first few minutes of the movie and Toni Collette as the zoo keeper who takes in the koalas rescued by Cate.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||01/29/2020|
Meryl Streep plays Sandra Everett, a southern housewife whose abusive husband abandons her after a night of marital rape. Left to her own devices for the first time in her life, Sandra learns to overcome her racial prejudice as she quickly befriends Missy, her maid and cook, portrayed by Academy Award winner Viola Davis. The friendship quickly turns friendship into passion as the two realize their feelings for one another, but are forced to hide their love from the world as the Civil Rights movement quickly advances on the South.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||01/29/2020|
Indya Moore stars as Yolanda, a trans woman of color sex worker and drug addict who is brutally raped after she can not repay her accumulated debt to her drug dealer, played by Tom Hardy. After undergoing this trauma, Yolanda is brutally beaten by the police she seeks help from and left for dead. Luckily, a passerby witness it and (instead of helping) videotapes it, posting the footage online where it quickly goes viral. Minorities rally around Yolanda as she recovers in her hospital bed, but while protests fill the streets, Yolanda's trans male boyfriend Ace, portrayed by Lachlan Watson, grows jealous of the attention. Yolanda and Ace struggle to keep their relationship afloat while the world outside descends into chaos and the two are martyred.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||01/29/2020|
Coming in 2025-"Fighting the Virus" - a story about a New York City hospital dealing with the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic. Led by Laura Dern as the chief of medical staff, Michael B. Jordan as a young ER physician who tries in vain to save the life of grandmother played by Alfre Woodard infected with the virus. Rooney Mara as the quiet, but dedicated head nurse who starts speaking up more, Meryl Streep as a retired physician who returns to work at the hospital only to be met with a sad fate. Also featuring Jessica Chastain as the hospital's public relations director, Jonah Hill as the head janitor, Reese Witherspoon as an obstetrician who must calm down pregnant fraus in the hospital as she delivers babies. The final scenes of the movie are of Meryl dying from the virus surrounded by Dern, Jordan, and Mara split with a young worried couple played Saoirse Ronan and Timothee Chalamet having their first baby delivered by Witherspoon's character and the film ends with some death quote read by Meryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||03/24/2020|
Glenn Close, But No Cigar...a film about an actress who, despite critical acclaim a a few nominations, fails to...*snicker*...win...*teehee*...she finally decides to pretend that she’s a male actor and after a great audition, gets the lead in a film biography THE KURT DOUGLAS STORY...they wouldn’t even have to spend a lot on makeup hahahahaha 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 305||03/26/2020|
Documentary Short Subject : A Tribute to the Actors Studio's James Lipton
Meryl Streep reads an antique phone book on film for 30 minutes.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||03/26/2020|
R306, she'd also get a spoken-word Grammy for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||03/26/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 308||03/26/2020|
Glenn Close and Steve Martin star as Dr. Birx and Dr. Fauci in Nation's Doctors.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||05/22/2020|
[quote]Adelephant losing 500 lbs to play Dusty Springfield.
She has lost the weight. The project just needs to get greenlit.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||05/22/2020|
Jennifer Anniston as a blind soccer mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||05/22/2020|
Lady Gaga as a supreme court justice.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||05/23/2020|
Julia Roberts as a slave who rebels against her master and burns the plantation down, then helps all the other slaves get to freedom on the Underground Railroad.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||05/23/2020|
Oprah in The Hattie McDaniel Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||05/23/2020|
Halle Berry is Kamala Harris in "I Was That Little Girl".
|by Anonymous||reply 315||08/23/2020|
Meryl Streep as the killer feral hog.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||08/23/2020|
Sally Field as a crusading, retired postal worker who convinces her pals at the senior center to chain themselves to mail boxes that the evil post master general (Matt Damon) is having removed. You've NOT Got Mail in cinemas for Christmas 2020.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||08/24/2020|
Coming in 2025 Steven Yeun, Sandra Oh, and Awakina star as Asian American community leaders who rally their communities in the wake of the Atlanta shootings.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||03/19/2021|
Baz Luhrmann’s [italic]The Diary of Anne Frank [/italic]: a color and gender free cast recreates WW Two Amsterdam where Anne, her family and friends hid from the Nazis for two years.
Gabourey Sidibe as Anne Frank
Adam Driver as Otto Frank
Frieda Pinto as Margot Frank
Billy Porter as Edith Frank
Justin Bieber as Peter Van Pels
Drew Barrymore as Augusta Van Pels
Kathy Baker as Herman Van Pels
Hugh Jackman as Fritz Pfeffer
Soundtrack featuring Lizzie, Dua Lipa, Yo-Yo Ma, London Philharmonic and Yoko Ono.
If that lineup doesn’t say Oscar, then I don’t know what would.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||03/26/2021|
[quote]Soundtrack featuring Lizzie, Dua Lipa, Yo-Yo Ma, London Philharmonic and Yoko Ono.
I just spit up in my mouth
|by Anonymous||reply 320||03/26/2021|
Lizzo, not Lizzie. Autocorrect be damned.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||03/26/2021|
Riz Ahmed stars as Gavin, as an NYC plastic surgeon who decides to move to Alabama to perform surgeries on burn victims. There he meets Brandy Sue (Carey Mulligan) who was disfigured after being set on fire by her abusive drunk husband Dwight (Adam Driver).
|by Anonymous||reply 322||04/03/2021|
R319 I can be involved in this project in order to make up for Music.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||04/04/2021|
Michelle Williams as a ravaged, doe eyed young divorcee who travels to the Sudan to work in a medical tent. She is chased through the jungle, brutalized and raped. Hundred of stories discussing Michelle’s choice to film the rape scene (some say they’re among the most harrowing ever caught on film).
|by Anonymous||reply 324||04/04/2021|
Meryl Streep and Glenn Close (note the billing) in a reboot of "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" Oprah Winfrey is the heart-of-gold housekeeper who gets conked on the head with a hammer; Kirstie Alley will get a Best Supporting nomination for playing the Victor Buono role.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||04/04/2021|
Steve Martin in the title role in "Fauci".
|by Anonymous||reply 326||04/05/2021|
Riz Ahmed portrays an over the top punk rock drummer, who has a meltdown when he realizes he's going deaf.
Talk about 'Oscar bait'!
|by Anonymous||reply 327||Last Thursday at 8:02 AM|
lol When I read the description for Sound of Metal, it reminded me of back a TV Guide description of TV movies back in the 80s and 90s.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||Last Thursday at 9:59 AM|
Black + Jewish + jazz + Holocaust + Hollywood.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||Last Thursday at 10:10 AM|