So I've decided to have sex with Kris Humphries

Love his manly testosterone-y voice.

He may be dumb and you'll have to show him how to put on the condom, but why do you call him a douche?

He married Kim Kardashian r2. Need I say more?

He seems gay.

Why r4

He's hot. A Washington Wizard

Never knew until the wedding to Kim that his father is black.

He looks biracial. How was that a shock?

I decided that I'm the Queen of Sheba.

He's like Obama except Obama pretends to be African American while Humphries says he's bi-racial.

Yeah, he looks black. Some of yall are so clueless and white.

trust me he looks even hotter if his face is covered in cum!

He complimented a dude's ass on KUWTK

I self-identify as a seahorse and expect to be treated as such.

Kris's black part of bi-racial is below the waist.

Kris working out at the beach.

Looks hot

Yaaaaassss

Go for it, share the deets

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He has cock-sucking lips. Very nice.

What is there not to like?

[quote]He seems gay.

Uh, no. In fact Kim K lost some gay friends cause he's a phobe.

Tsk tsk, damn compression shorts

That pig nose however...

There were some very tasty nude pics of Kris online but I can't find them anymore.

I respect him for getting the fuck out of that crazy family. Of course they painted him out to be the bad guy but he saw through it all. I think there was no room for two Krises in the family.

Little known fact - Kris Humphries was also a standout swimmer in his early years and had a long-standing national age group record in swimming.

He's hot, but I dont like being attracted to him

Always thought he was hot until he married that gross kim thing. Ruined it for me ever since. She divorced him, not the other way around.

Post more pics of his dad.

He’s hotter.

Gee I wonder why Kris and Kim didn't make it. I guess I'll have to watch KUWTK for all the dish!

While I'm not surprised he's bi-racial, I wouldn't have necessarily thought he was.

He looks like a very tall version of Taylor Lautner.

He basically outed Kim’s BF Jonathan on the show.

While on the Kardashian show, Kim had to regularly remind Kris to not be mean to her gay friends. When a gay walked into a room, Kris liked to scoff and roll his eyes before making a quick exit.

Kris particularly hated Jonathan, Kim's very faggy friend. With an accusatory tone, Kris asked Jonathan if he was gay while both of them were being filmed, knowing it would embarrass Jonathan. As Jonathan sputters a response, you can see Kris smirk before he walks out of the room.

But I'm sure all of this only makes him sexier to the self-loathers on Datalounge.

I hate the Kartarshians - but I do respect their dick-getting game. Every one goes after that big basketball dick. Of that, I am envious.

Until you do and provide pictures of said fucking, dgaf.

Good luck, though.

[quote] But I'm sure all of this only makes him sexier to the self-loathers on Datalounge.

It does for me R35. Can't speak to what the rest of you whores think.

I'll go out on a limb and say he has a real nice cock.

I met a guy like him at a bathhouse once. He was into fatties. 🐖🐷🐽

SO OP, it has been five years since you started this thread, how was it?

Kris Humphries Beat Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte At Swimming As A Kid, And Here's Proof

Nice house Kris has except for the dining table.

So common ...

I’d be such a slut for him. I’d love to hear that voice while I subbed for him.

Kim has got to be crazy to leave him for Kanye. Maybe she didn’t want someone actually better looking than her.

[quote] I’d be such a slut for him. I’d love to hear that voice while I subbed for him. Kim has got to be crazy to leave him for Kanye. Maybe she didn’t want someone actually better looking than her.

Kim’s goal was to marry someone richer and much more famous than she. Your goal is to get the dick. Which she had and apparently didn’t want or need anymore.

LOL, R46. So true.

Hot, R16.

R48 hi 2015 troll