The lyrics sound suspiciously similar to her life. "Seen things a woman's not supposed to see" (Dallas), "the Isle in Greece", and don't forget that "subtle whoring" tidbit.
Was Charlene's "I've Never Been to Me" written about Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 19, 2019 9:06 PM |
Hey, Jackie On Assistance. You, Jackie On Assistance, cursing at your life. . .
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 4, 2015 3:47 AM |
Marrying Aristotle Onassis wasn't subtle whoring, it was headline-making whoring!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 4, 2015 6:57 AM |
The guy who wrote it(well one of the guys) also wrote "Touch Me In The Morning," which is also about JKO
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 4, 2015 1:46 PM |
I've always love that Lyrics
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 4, 2015 5:56 PM |
The thing she wasn't s'posed to see involved a lucite coffee table and corn.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 4, 2015 6:06 PM |
WTF another thread about that dead fucking useless slag Jackie. Honestly OP you're hyping up that 60s whore like the was an actual somebody. She danced on a couple of Kennedy's cocks. Big deal. Half the American population, male and female did that. She's sucking Little John's jon jon in heaven, leave her alone FFS.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 4, 2015 6:11 PM |
I have never heard of this song and I want to thank R6 for one of the single greatest experiences I have ever had on DL. She's thinking bout her abortions and whoring in such a sweet lilting voice....."moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo"? Now this is a goldmine of a song!!! I am singing this all damn day now. I've been undressed by kings, yes its true.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 4, 2015 6:17 PM |
How do you move like Harlow?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 4, 2015 6:36 PM |
R9, how have you never heard this song? Actually, never mind. If you've never heard this song, you're far too young to have anything interesting to say.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 4, 2015 6:37 PM |
ASSterROIDS
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 4, 2015 6:41 PM |
[quote]If you've never heard this song, you're far too young to have anything interesting to say.
You give us older people a bad name. Stop being such a twat.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 4, 2015 6:52 PM |
[quote] You give us older people a bad name. Stop being such a twat.
I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you without your teeth in.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 4, 2015 7:01 PM |
R13 Don't worry we don't think all Eldergays are annoying. Just those that refuse to believe we left the 60s behind like the OP.
R14 Stop being so cunty and pick up your hemorrhoid prescription
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 4, 2015 7:04 PM |
ahh, this song reminds me of my childhood, i remember listening it on the radio all the time. I didn't understand the lyrics but I was enamored by her "karen carpenter-esque" voice.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 5, 2015 1:57 AM |
Well, Jackie did live on the Isle of Greece (the only one).
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 5, 2015 2:31 AM |
The cunty Kennedy troll is even lower on the food chain than the program troll & Mrs Patrick Campbell
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 5, 2015 2:35 AM |
I thought it was about the life of Mrs. Patrick Campbell.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 5, 2015 3:31 AM |
I've never been to me
But I shook my son to death
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 19, 2019 1:31 PM |
[quote]I have never heard of this song
They’ll let anyone into the lounge these days.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 19, 2019 1:36 PM |
R2, that's MARTHA Mitchell. Margaret Mitchell wrote Gone With the Wind.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 19, 2019 1:56 PM |
I think the protagonist of this song was supposed to be childless and regretted choosing freedom, glamour, and a care-free life over a family?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 19, 2019 1:58 PM |
I always thought the song was supposed to be about fictional soft-core cinema icon of the '70s, Emanuelle, as played by either Laura Gemser. Watch any of those movies, the lyrics to the song is basically taken from their plots...
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 19, 2019 2:13 PM |
It certainly fits Jackie On Assistance, what with those two children who died as they were born, but Google tells us it was originally written for a man, and rewritten for Charlene.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 19, 2019 3:55 PM |
[R2] That is Julie Nixon Eiserhow and Martha Mitchell
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 19, 2019 4:14 PM |
I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed that the song was written about tennis ace, Pam Shriver
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 19, 2019 5:36 PM |
It was written about Warren Beatty.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 19, 2019 6:29 PM |
If it was Martha Mitchell, it would have been: "Shook my tits at Nixon's men and got drugged up in defeat"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 19, 2019 9:06 PM |