Sex and the Chinaman

Did you really use the word chinaman? Are you writing from 1957?

My chinese lover in geneva was great. He is fit fat and has a big fat dick, a lot of energy, and a dirty imagination. Plus he cooked delicious things for me after sex. I think he's the ONLY fuck buddy I ever had who cooked for me after sex. He didn't want to date me, just regular sex hook-ups followed by food and chat. Not very romantic but fun and clever.

Chinaman?

Bye, Felicia.

Give the OP a break, what else is he supposed to call them?

Ornamentals?

Wow, what's happening here?

Let's just say the "portions" were very unfilling.

Trolling by the OP, R5, pathetic and ineffectual trolling but still trolling.

R3 Exactly. More proof than ever that the fangurls need to fuck off back to Tumblr.

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Wow, OP. Are you Eric Cartman by any chance?

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Well it's really simple. All you need is an imagination, an eye for Feng Sui and a picture of Mao Zedong. The imagination is needed for sex. See when you have sex with a Chinaman the penis is almost non-existent, so you have to visualise what the penis would feel like. Also they don't like having sex underneath a window or near a pot plant. They will only have sex facing east as well. Last a picture of Mao Zedong must be firmly placed on the wall at eye level. When getting pounded, they must look into his eyes and pledge national patriotism whilst being jack hammered.

Beware though. If they see a girl child anywhere they are likely to try and drown it, so being in close proximity of one is a no-no.

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I've scored with a few Chinese guys and overall.... there's not much to enjoy. Once had horrible breath and those straight pubes are sorta weird.

you're all a bunch of racists and I haven't found any micro-penises among the asians I have fucked. Small, average to large. As I said my chinese fuck buddy, I'd say xl. The two micro-penises I have encountered were an Englishman and a Swede.

R15 Ironic that you have to bash/put down another racial group in your defence of Asians. How enlightened of you, SJW.

I had sex with my decorator when he had me re-do my entire apartment in Chinese Modern.

Its a cliché because its true. Ive been with at least a dozen Asian men,and calling them average was being generous. And so skinny it was like getting a pencil shoved up my ass.

I've had a lot of Asians. They may overall tend a little more to the small size but they generally tend to cover the range. Hey John what do you measure when erect?

Smallest I ever saw ....1 1/2 inches. Great bottom.

R15 Settle down Margaret Cho. Calm down and stop projecting your bitterness and self loathing onto other, more well hung races.

R14 Clearly you didn't use yours correctly. Sex with a Chinaman is a very pleasurable experience. Did you read the manual they come with. It's a must read. You also have to keep them recharged. Beware yanking the charge cable out when not fully recharged can cause permanent damage. Shrinkage will be inevitable.

I have to speak out here. Can we please stop putting down a small cock. The Chinaman has more to offer than a mosquito sized penis. Being with a Chinaman is not just about sex, it's a whole new lifestyle.

If you're interested in purchasing a Chinaman, Walmart has them on sale all week for a reduced price of $9.95. Apparently it's a clear out of a US detention camp stock.

So i suppose DL queens prefer negroid dicks?

For R22

I would love to F&F those never ending fangurl and porn threads into obliteration. Thanks for ruining what was once a funny and clever site.

R22 Yes please. I just love a chocolate penis the size of minivan that is on the DL and has fathered at least seven kids to five different women. Having an african-american cock is more fun than a kinder surprise with a smurf inside.

Omfg.

Bump bitch bumping troll racist thread at R26.

One of my roomies in college was Chinese. Defiantly not well hung, but made a great bottom. Also, they tend to not be intimidating for guys who don't have much experience with men

Why the fuck would somebody bump this dumpster fire thread?

A few of my Chinese sex friends were above average in cock size. In my opinion they tend to not be romantic at all but usually enthusiastic. A few were so naturally ripped it was a delight to man-handle them. Better kissers than the Japenese men I've had.

Chinese dick is great but, an hour later, you're horny again...

Don’t swallow their cum. Too much MSG.

So is this just a stereotype or do Chinamen really tend to be unhung?

Worst thread I've seen on DL... and that says a lot.

I have a thing for Asian cub sex. I think they're so f'ing cute.

R34, you must be new here.

Never had an issue with Chinese guys' dicks.

Natalie Wood was miscast.

OP, shut your racist honky ass the fuck up!