Would you fuck yourself?

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Quite the opposite. I've stood in front of the mirror and said out loud 'Who would fuck that?'

I never thought I was attractive. Not hideous, just completely average. I've never lacked for bed partners (or life-partners) but I guess that only means other people's standards are lower than mine. I have come across old pictures of me and said 'You didn't look so bad', but that's about as good as it got.

My partner and I were walking through Central Park yesterday snarkily commenting on several same-sex couples holding hands, who looked alike and dressed alike. The Sunday paper is full of lookalike couples who got married. I think it's the ultimate in narcissism. I would never want a partner who looks like me.

Not bad for my age. If course, it's not what it was at 25.

I'd totally fuck me, but I have terrible taste in men.

If I lost 40 lbs, I would. Here's my doppelgänger, Colombian actor Manolo Cardona, some 40 lbs lighter than me.

No, but only because I'm white.

I'd normally say no, but I've been going to the gym lately. My nips in particular are looking more than usually toothsome.

This is my standard for myself. Fortunately, I like hairy fit-fat men, so I would fuck myself in a heartbeat.

How sad if the answer is "no". How do you expect anyone else to fuck you if you wouldn't?

r5, I'd fuck you even though I'd just give myself a BJ.

No, I don't like anal.

I frequently do with a dildo, I'm insatiable, I have to

Yeah. I'm a hot bottom.

I have a handsome face, but I’m too fat.

No. I'm far too ugly.

Well, people have often suggested that I should.

Absolutely!

Who am I to disagree with 3/4 of the men in Boston?

2015 Bump troll is flouncing around today at a faster rate than ever. Are they exasperated by the news of Jizzlane's capture, or loser in chiefs latest flub? Enlighten us, weird loser @R13

I would never go to a sex orgy to which I was invited to attend.

I've never considered myself attractive, but when I look at pictures of me as recently as 5 years ago, I don't understand why I thought that. When I look at pictures of me from college, I wonder why I wasn't a twink whore, because I definitely could have got it. Five years from now, I'll probably look at pics from today and wonder why I felt so bad about my appearance.

R20 agreed. I definitely wish I’d had more self confidence in college. I was fuckable.

I used to only like big bearish men (the total opposite of me). But the older I got the more I desired someone more my build and rank on the Attractiveness Scale ( probably a 6 1/2).