It was a pretty happy day for this B- list celebrity/model when she got a new bearding gig. Apparently she was referred for the gig by that B+ list mostly television actress who does bearding professionally but is awful at remembering the lies. The person our B- lister is bearding for has some closet issues. In his mind, his fame rests on an image he has carefully crafted. He thinks his fans would excoriate (found that word of the day calendar my mom gave me last Christmas) him if they found out he was gay. He has played this kind of perfectly. Never really dates one woman very long. Enough where people keep hoping he can find the right woman. Another actress, who I trust completely says he tried to have sex with her and failed miserably. He blamed fatigue and pressure and stress. As far as I know he has never even peeked around the corner of the closet. Except. Yeah, there is always an exception. When he heard rumors about this A list athlete being gay he called him up and the pair met for dinner. Perfectly normal. At that dinner he talked about it in vague terms. That same athlete is who he turned to now for his beard. Full circle.
Blind Item: Closet Confusion for Pro Athlete(s)
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 6, 2022 12:54 PM |
Could this be anyone besides Tebow & Rodgers?
Popular guess:
B- list celebrity/model: [italic]Olivia Culpo[/italic]
B+ list actress: [italic]Olivia Munn[/italic]
Bearding for: [italic]Aaron Rodgers[/italic]
Other actress: [italic]Camilla Belle[/italic]
A list athlete: [italic]Tim Tebow[/italic]
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 1, 2015 1:58 AM |
The only problem with this is Camille Belle didn't try to have sex with Tebow. She's just as closeted as he is.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 1, 2015 2:22 AM |
Tim Tebow and this Olivia chick headed for possible marriage.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 1, 2015 2:22 AM |
That site seems to start with DL rumors and create BIs out of them
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 1, 2015 2:22 AM |
Olivia Munn is in essence, a homophobe, and yet Bryan Singer, an openly bisexual (cough, cough) director employs her.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 1, 2015 2:23 AM |
Headed toward marriage? They just met!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 1, 2015 2:24 AM |
A lot of this stuff, specifically what I post, are not rumors.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 1, 2015 2:24 AM |
CDAN is nothing but made up shit. They tell you that in the disclaimer.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 1, 2015 2:25 AM |
Erin Andrews is apart of this bearding squad.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 1, 2015 2:25 AM |
This can't be about me, because I am the most heterosexual guy the NFL has ever seen
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 1, 2015 2:33 AM |
I'm confused. Could someone rewrite that so it makes sense?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 1, 2015 2:51 AM |
You are AR.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 1, 2015 2:52 AM |
This isn't about me. I'm just a straight guy who loves Jesus
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 1, 2015 5:34 PM |
Aaron Rodgers.
Tim Tebow.
Russell Wilson.
Why are the biggest closet cases all devout Christians?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 1, 2015 7:42 PM |
Olivia Culpo being a professional beard implicates Nick Jonas possibly, no? That was her last high profile relationship.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 1, 2015 7:46 PM |
It does and it was.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 1, 2015 7:52 PM |
The way I'm reading this, does it mean Rodgers and Tebow had a fling with each other?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 1, 2015 7:59 PM |
R17 - no, it just says they met for dinner.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 1, 2015 8:02 PM |
"Erin Andrews is apart of this bearding squad."
No one seems to understand the proper usage of "apart" and "a part" anymore. How and when did this happen?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 1, 2015 8:06 PM |
A part.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 1, 2015 8:21 PM |
Cunt lips.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 1, 2015 8:22 PM |
I just realized Olivia Culpo was the same woman who "dated" Nick Jonas.
Tim Tebow might actually be gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 1, 2015 8:34 PM |
I don't want Tebow to be gay. We should get to say NO to some of these fools.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 1, 2015 8:50 PM |
[quote] Olivia Culpo being a professional beard implicates Nick Jonas possibly, no? That was her last high profile relationship. And now she's doing the same with that other closet case, Christian McCaffrey, who can't come out of the closet because of his Christian (no pun intended) family background! Don't be surprised if he dates her for a couple years (which he's already done by the way) and then conveniently dumps her overnight for no reason. It means their bearding contract is up
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 21, 2021 1:46 PM |
[quote] Olivia Culpo being a professional beard implicates Nick Jonas possibly, no? That was her last high profile relationship.
And now she's doing the same with that other closet case, Christian McCaffrey, who can't come out of the closet because of his Christian (no pun intended) family background! Don't be surprised if he dates her for a couple years (which he's already done by the way) and then conveniently dumps her overnight for no reason. It means their bearding contract is up
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 21, 2021 1:46 PM |
I’m just thinking it’s the 2015 troll.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 21, 2021 1:49 PM |
This Olivia Culo woman is such a professional rent-a-beard I can't even with her! The very fact she's "dating" a guy living in Charlotte while she spends most of her time in LA, which means they never even see each other except when there's a pap called to shoot them together, is proof positive of this
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 2, 2021 7:35 AM |
Must be McCaffrey: he keeps drooling over that woman on IG to put up a straight front, but still won't marry her after 3 years of dating. Goes to show how "legit" this woman's relationships are
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 6, 2022 9:43 AM |
Buh-buh-bumpity bump bump bitches in this bump bitch thread. Right R29 NateCrnkovich?
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 6, 2022 10:31 AM |
I normally don't like bumped threads, but this one is interesting as we have 3 additional years of actions on the part of the parties allegedly involved.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 6, 2022 11:27 AM |
I love bumping threads, I'm a necrobumper. Anyway, Christian couldn't be any more uninterested in that bearding slut: he has the typical half-asleep jock-ish lewk on his face of someone who's like "Yo, bro, check out my trophy GF, will ya?". Which is why he still won't put a ring on that finger, which, if Danny Amendola didn't (in fact, he wouldn't stop cheating in her), he sure as hell won't either at only 25. She'd be better off finding herself a sugar daddy instead
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 6, 2022 12:54 PM |