Strangest Scruff pickup Line EVER!

I responded, " I like when I can slap them and yell, " this ain't my first time at the rodeo!"

Guy makes his presence known by unlocking two of the nastiest butthole pics ever, then says "hi unlock pls"

"Slap my face and call me a sissy"

Scruff is where you get raped

OP, I know that guy! He was so cute and a total pig when he was 18. That was 20 years ago though.

Or more

Maybe this was a translation issue that made more sense in German.

Fishnet stockings make you bitchy?

Gross. Men in fishnet stockings sounds like the most UNsexy thing. Are you trying to be a man or a woman? Pick one.

Creepy, but I might have fucked his creepy as 20 years ago.

Not Scruff but I was having a perfectly normal conversation with a guy on another dating site, he contacted me, nothing sexual about it, and all of a sudden with no warning he starts role playing, and says " I like it when mommy has Uncle (my name) pick me up after school." "Timmy likes his Uncle (my name)" That ended the conversation. He was younger than me by about 15 years but he was still in his 40's.

Calling me 'Daddy' when I've said in my profile, 'Don't call me Daddy!'

"No amount of bench pressing can fix an ugly face"--wait, that's a good one, nevermind.

Would you like to tickle my ladybugs, hehe?

I have never had anyone on scruff use more than one word upon first contacting me: sup, hi, hey, wanna, yo. Maybe I just attract illiterates.

Is this a Euro thing? Last time I was in Berlin, I was at the bear bar. A skinny, young twink waltzes in, checks all his clothes, and sits down at the bar wearing only fishnet stockings. He had one drink then left. It was very random.