Do you put a towel down for sex?

Is THIS why you don't have a towel for your trick to shower with?!

[quote]Is THIS why you don't have a towel for your trick to shower with?!

He can shower with it if he wants...

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R2 is new.

And this thread is from Reddit.

[quote]Anal sex is messy. There is lube, fecal matter, sweat and cum to consider.

Hawt!

What if you aren't into anal?

and this is why you have more than one set of sheets.

Let me guess. You wear a bib at dinner.

What an idiot. Why do you assume all guys do anal sex? Quite the contrary.

It's one of the very few reasons to purchase a set of brown bath sheets.

Just cover the bed in paper towels. Buy super strength absorbent brand. You may need a roll or two.

Line your bed with Puffs.

No, why would I put a towel down. What are you expecting to happen?

I just think it's fancier to put down crocheted doilies

While doilies are recommended for crisco or grease activities, an absorbent terry cloth is all you really need for santorum.

I've lost a couch and a chair to poor planning. Dont let this happen to you!

This poll tells me y'all must not have very nice sheets.

The people who don't want you to put a towel down are not the people who will have to do the laundry.

No. We go to HIS place.

I have a king-size comforter that I drape over the bed before get to it.

After the hook-up leaves the comforter goes in the washer. Bye-bye santorum!

[quote]No. We go to HIS place.

As in, "Get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me".

Fecal matter? Do these guys not wipe?

OP, you must be a shrieking prisspot who also must have a washcloth at the ready when you cum, lest the cum *******GASP******** REMAIN ON YOUR ACTUAL BODY FOR TEN! WHOLE! SECONDS!

Congratulations. You've finally COMPLETELY become your mother.

No, OP, I don't shit the bed.

Put a towel down? At the bathhouse, I take my towel off.

MARY!

Poops are people, too!

Go to a hotel like a decent whore.

You're not supposed to play your porn soundtrack at hotels and I need my theme music, R27.

I prefer the mental security afforded by a tarpaulin, OP.

And jackets that tie in back?

Some dudes cum out their asses when your hitting it good. Hot, but messy

No, I have 10,000 thread count sheets. The fecal/lube/cum combo just beads right off of them.

Anything above 1800 count is fucking on sandpaper.

Hollow out a tampon and use it as a condom. Super absorbent.

I had a friend who has psoriosis and the girl he was fucking would vacuum after sex.

That relationship did not last.

Maybe you should just dip your entire body in Lucite, OP/Joan Crawford.

I pooed all over someone's white sheets. He woke up rolled over and fucked me. Not a good idea before the morning dump.

Just an old blanket over the bed and drop it in the wash after.

R37 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oui, c'est pratique!

Towels? I roll out the red carpet!

I have a thin acrylic blanket that I use as a towel is apt to shift. As far as synthetics go, acrylic is the cockroach of the synthetic fibers. You can practically boil it in acid without harm. A bit of a trade off if you live in a low humidity area as orgasm can coincide with electrocution.

You didn't stop him R37?

I never understand guys who want to live in this fantasy world where anal sex can be done spur of the moment at any time. That is NOT how it works.

R37 couldn’t you use your words instead of literally shitting the bed?

Yum

R44 Bumping 2015 threads isn’t even original anymore, let alone entertaining. R44 needs help on literally every front. She’s an embarrassing mess.

Yes, and it’s a good off season use for beach towels and justification for all the room they take up in linen closets.

Do straight people put down towels when they have sex? No. It’s the same if you’re gay. As long as you clean yourself off immediately after there shouldn’t be any bodily fluids on the sheets.

R48 Do straight people tend to have anal sex that often? I always thought it was like a once a year thing on a birthday or anniversary?

Straights mostly have banal sex...

I keep a blowjob bib.

R49 Don’t know, don’t care, and what’s that have to do with anything? There are still bodily fluids coming out during straight sex (pre-cum, cum, vaginal juice), so do they use a towel? Doubt it.

Always. There always Santorum seeping out. And some cum hands free while on their belly. It’s a messy business, sex.

These are awesome! And if you hold onto them long enough you can use them during your dotage!

2015 thread alert 🚨🚨🚨

2015 thread count towel alert!

Years ago I didn't have lube because I think my long distance boyfriend stole it, so when I had a hot guy from work over that I wanted to fuck I ended up using baby oil. It was the nastiest thing ever. Stained my sheets. I was so mad. I used to be a fucking slut.

I don't like to have sex in bed. My bathroom or living room floor by the fireplace is better. Also, the back yrd.

Some oily lubricants stain the sheets.

Almost always. It's primarily for cum or wiping lube off hands, I don't know why you would want to get that on your sheets/carpet.

Douche you filthy fucks.

Towel: Anal sex, yes. Blow jobs, no.

Blood when I tear

R57 True sluts keep multiple bottles of lube stashed around there houses, like alcoholics keep bottles of gin.

Of course. Who wants lube (or worse) on their lovely 300-thread count organic sheets?!

Keep play sheets. Better than towels.

'Play sheets' aren't cheap

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Even more important, what do you listen to for washing up music?

Yes, I learned this the hard way. I was picked up by a guy who fucked me on his bed. When he was finally done, I got up to go to the toilet. He held me down and kissed me first, at which time all his cum leaked out of my ass, as he screamed to me, "GET UP!! Don't get any on the sheets!" I immediately released his load on his sheets and took my time in the bathroom. I left without getting his number.

Stealth scat thread.

I really got into being fucked by my very skillful first serious boyfriend in 1985 (without condoms). Never douched and had never even heard of it. There was never a problem with fecal matter. Admittedly his cock was on the short side but he was expert at hitting my prostate.