Study shows women's public hair contains 30% fecal matter

And so-called "straight people" call gay men gross for liking anal sex!

Not if you wipe front to back it ain't.

Most women shave or wax it off now.

But what percent rodent droppings?

Um, we are the largest practitioners of rimming, so I wouldn't throw turds in glass houses.

30%?????????? Wouldn't that suggest the hair was actually at least partially made up of fecal matter, which is biologically impossible?

Straight men still don't want you, gay men. No matter how poopy a woman's vagina is.

Their PUBLIC hair?...

Takes two seconds to proofread before you post, folks, no matter what's in your pubic hair.

She was called to her ministry by God - to comb pubic hair.

What's the point, that's like telling me Timbuktu is full of rabid squirriels, it don't matter, cause I ain't going there either.

I don't get it; 30% of what? of THE HAIR?

[quote]Most women shave or wax it off now.

I'm glad I'm in the right place to learn about women's current habits.

Well, that's the purpose of public hair - to trap any particles so they don't (re)enter and infect the body. Like wise eye brows, eyelashes, nasal hair etc.

Women have almost no taint, their anust is just an inch or two from their other hole.

[quote]Women have almost no taint, their anust is just an inch or two from their other hole.

Link, please.

"Women have almost no taint"

Taint true!

Shitty statistic.

How much fecal in their private hair?

Something doesn't smell right about this factoid.

Many women will have taint lengthening when having vaginal reconstruction surgery.

We've known forever that that intersection needs to be widened.

This study was funded by gay men addicted gay for pay porn.

[quote]Straight men still don't want you, gay men. No matter how poopy a woman's vagina is.

I don't care what straight men want. I do think these stats are funny because bigoted straight people love to pretend their sex is so natural, so designed by God, that it never carries any risk for medical complications whatsoever, unlike what those filthy gays do.

R22 = Brain damaged frau who can't come up with a witty retort

My pussy stinks!

Well my pussy is burning.

R24 = hit a nerve

R27, Haagen Dazs is the only thing you're hitting.

Is it because women wipe from back to front - is that common?

i wipe all directions, and dig up in swirling motion too. Depends on my mood and the situation.

"i wipe all directions, and dig up in swirling motion too."

How vivid!

I don't believe it for a minute. Just no.

[quote]Most women shave or wax it off now.

Only the old ones. Behold the hairy pubis assume magnitude of exquisite fashion herein. EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

What's public hair?

Seriously? Why not ask Katherine Watkins, who, as the article notes, was responsible for "harvesting the samples from the study's participants"? These are college women and methinks Ms Watkins protests too much. You know she had her nose right in there as she was harvesting. No doubt she was gathering further data so she could, as the article says, "explain in detail".

Confirms what we have known for years: The View is a total shitfest.

I wish the money for this study had gone to cancer research.

Now I'm not sure that study is for real; that website also published this obviously satirical column on parents who exploit their children's transgenderism to join a trend (cf link below). Also, no other news website seems to have picked up that story, which is weird.

It's a study. It means she rounded up a few gals on Saturday night - who were willing to get scraped by a science lady.

My mother has this problem and she keeps getting UTI

women : Front to back!!!

Oh R28, and you tell me I'm not clever? Oh my.

What is OPs point ? This is just so much dumbness .

This is a perfect example of TMI. I didn't even know that women had pubic hair and now I know they not only have pubic hair but it's much like a dingle berry festival down there. This has ruined my apatite for dinner this evening. I think I will have the plastic furniture covers put back on my furniture again but this time I will have it grounded so the static electricity doesn't cause the dingle berries and pubic hairs to stick to the covers. And to think these girls mostly wear mini skirts. They should be forced to wear cinch legged burkahs to protect the public.

I'm so glad I have a "no hand shake" policy when meeting new people

Most straight men have hairy shitty assholes. That's where the term "dingleberries" come from. Straight guys almost always have brown skid makes in their undies. Do fraus have brown skidmarks?

As a gay guy I have to make sure my ass is clean inside and out. I have never seen a guy who I hooked up with have skid marks on their undies. When I was in the army hell yes those straight guys almost always had brown skidmarks.

I remember I left a white towel on the edge of the tub and my straight roommate sat on it bare assed and left a brown shit smear.

When I think of hairy shit I picture a lower class white male........I thought fraus just had cunt crust on their panties....

SO ,who paid for this "study"....Gillette or Schick?

Interesting how i have never seen skid marks on a woman's panties but on I have seen them on men's underpants.

You've seen skid marks on gay men's undies?

Yes mamn

That is so yuckers!

Eww... I can't believe that.

these bitches need to be slapped in their cunnies

This is why I don't eat pussoir.

Fake study. There is no "Vermont Women's Educational Ministry and no record of microbiologist named Susan Hunt.

That explains a lot.

[quote]Well, that's the purpose of public hair...

Oh, dear.

No shit?

[quote]Most women shave or wax it off now.

This "study" is aimed at people who don't -- men included.

Fake. No such research organization exists.

Yeah but what about the taint?

Totally agree, R23.

I'm not surprised. The whole front to back thing has never had official sanction.

It's just easier to wipe back to front when you're sitting down. Duh. You don't have to get up and reaching around is hard enough for people with long arms.

I'm going to 'hide' this thread. I can't stand that diagram....nor the subject matter.

Fecal matter is in everything. Including beards on men. Most people wash. Some don't.

Some people like it if you wash. Some don't.

Nobody else noticed that the researcher's name is Susan HUNT?

As in, Mike Hunt?

As in, my cunt?

They ought to keep that private.

Women under 40 don’t have pubic hair.

Almost 100% of straight men are not getting any pussy, so who cares.

The bump troll bumped a thread with fake news. Whatta shocker.

The original article was deleted because it turned out to be a hoax. There is no "Vermont’s Women’s Educational Ministry" and if you look for the women named in the article or the quotes, you won't find anything.

Honestly, it reads like a poorly written joke article anyway, I can't believe anyone fell for it in the first place.

Women with beef curtains no doubt have at least 30% fecal matter adorning their massive labia.

And 73% of all statics that people quote on line are made up.

What are little girls made of?

Sugar and spice

And all things nice

That's what little girls are made of

This only makes greater the mystery in the question of what, then, are they doing with all that toilet paper?

And piss, OP. Don't forget the piss smeared around down there.

Ugh.

Newsflash - your colon and rectum contain 100% fecal matter!!! Disgusting!!!

Right, I forgot this is Datalounge, 98% of the posters here will believe every word of this.

On a healthy body, hair actually helps neutralize odors - I can't vouch for anuses however. I had a P/T job at a laser hair removal spa and once your armpit hair is lasered as opposed to shaved, your pits stink more. I've heard the same thing regarding cueballs, both at the laser spa and in media aimed at heterosexual men

So women let men put their dicks in their ass first and then their pussy? Isn’t that the equivalent of ass to mouth?

Yuck

Some of you are so gullible.

"Honestly, it reads like a poorly written joke article anyway, I can't believe anyone fell for it in the first place."

DL believes anything that puts women down.

We already know [bold]fecal matter is found in the average vagina[/bold] and that [bold]straight men are more likely to develop throat cancer because of eating pussy[/bold]. It's not a great leap to assume the female pubic hair also carries fecal matter. Straight people perpetuate the fable that heterosexual sex is cleaner, but anyone with a working brain knows it is not true.

Straight guys, ask your ladies to clean their cooch before going down there.

It could be 100% cotton candy in its composition and I still wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.

I’m skipping dinner tonight for 83 obvious reasons. I may not eat for the rest of the week for that matter.

R82 There is fecal matter in the average vagina? Citation needed please.

I’ve heard about bedazzled ladyparts. Now I know just what that is made of.

The citation queen is loose again

^^^lol I didn't know there was A citation queen. I'm not her, I just want to know where the hell oracle got that info.

Which pubic hair? Theres not just a triangle of it in front. It goes all underneath and to the back and in the ass crack. Just like men. So for pubes in the ass crack I am guessing fecal remnants for sure. But then shower!

What about their private hair?