Rate Your Circumcision

What has it been? About 63 years since you were circumcised? Turn the page. Move on.

I'd give my an A. Real nice dick, nice clean scar. Anyone who has seen my dick loves it. Though I wish I were uncut. That extra feeling must be amazing. I find uncut to be much sexier, myself.

Terrible job, including ghastly skin bridge. D.

DIdn't happen. Parents claimed they paid for it, but the foreskin is still there. Granted I was premature and very undersized, so there were issues, but it seems odd they wouldn't admit to not doing it.

I have a beautiful cock. Thanks mom and dad for making sure I was circumcised. I didn't realize there was any other type of dick until I came out and met some Puertorriqueños in New York, and I prefer the perfected penis to the so-called "natural" look.

R5, misses the point entirely, so foreskin-phobic is he.

Really, R6? What is "the point," pray tell.

Mine is perfect, a lovely ridge, neat and not too tight. I had no idea I had been circumcised and asked my mother about it the first time I saw an intact dick in gym class in the 8th grade! She acted as if I should have known this already, but it was all news to me.

You got points for not using the term "glans", which is an instant boner killer. But then you used frenulum...

My mother was the first person I asked about circumcision, too, R8. She was the only person I already knew who would know for sure.

I was a newborn so don't remember it.

WTF is this??

I like my penis. I've become rather attached to it. It's cut, and it's all I've known. But it's always there for me. Through thick and thin. My penis, an old and dear friend.

I was 8 days old. The mohel took the foreskin, left the dick, and I got a few drops of wine in the bargain. Definitely an A.

My mother didn't want me to be circumsised but my grandmother insisted on it so I "wouldn't look different to my dad," which is bizarre logic.

Anyway, the doctor must have taken pity and only took a bit off the tip - I still have most of my foreskin.

Do we have to use letter grades? Can we use say, 9 out of a 10?

Sure any grading system you care to use.

I wrote the thread because I have occasionally seen some tragically botched circumcisions. For example I have known a few black guys from Africa with fantastic big cocks nevertheless mutilated by brutal looking cuts.

If they're going to cut the boys, they ought to do it with some skill!

I'm just picturing a murder of Dataloungers flouncing away from their keyboards, hefting up caftans, and squatting over long-handled gilt or bakelite hand mirrors to rate their scars.

I give mine a solid A+. I've even gotten praise on the size of my dick from my sex partners.

I think " Rate My Circumcision" would make a great tv show. Contestants could come out and drop their pants. Tim Gunn says," Make it work," and the contestants proceed to proudly display themselves. Nina remarks," It's very editorial," and a drooling Posen makes remarks about the excellent stitching. It's a hit.

Do you think there are Somalian and Egyptian boards with "Rate your FGM"?

Must suck to be ritually mutilated in the name of a 19th-century craze to prevent boys from masturbating.

Must suck to have r22's control issues.

R23 is a bad armchair psychologist indeed if he doesn't recognize his own defense mechanism in action at the blunt truth he's a victim of ritual mutilation.

Not "mutilated" at all. Perfected.

But did the mohel give you herpes R14?

R18 I was friends with an African guy who during his tribal circ the elder cut off half his head. It was a nice thick dick but just looked fucking gross. We hooked up once and never again because I couldn't get the image of that stump where his knob should have been out of my mind. Last I heard he married an Asian woman and "rebuked" his "homosexual lifestyle".

Ontario newborn bleeds to death after family doctor persuades parents to get him circumcised

Once carried out on most Canadian boys and still common as a religious rite for Jews and Muslims, circumcision has generally fallen in popularity, rates hovering around 32 per cent.

I'm uncut and happy with it. All things equal (which they never are), I prefer uncut, but it's not remotely a deal-breaker or a concern. Skin or not, it's not a big deal, but bad scars and other evidence of crude circumcisions are off putting.

Had to have it done when I was 15. 6 years later I can still see the scars from the stitches

I'm circumcised and don't care if my partner is or isn't. I've had sex with guys who are and aren't. If the men who aren't circumcised have more feeling in their cocks - that hasn't been obvious to me.

My own take on the "feeling" issue is that if your sexual enjoyment/pleasure is driven by what your cock feels than you are missing out.

R19 LMAO!!!

A for mine imho. I think my doc watched porn...lol.

A man I worked with who was in his 50's had a circumcision done at that age and brought the pictures to work to show around. I didn't see them but that is just about as nasty as you can get. There was nothing attractive about the man, the only way a circumcision would make him more attractive would be if they covered part of his ugly face with the foreskin.

My sister thinks it's perfect the way it is and loves how it feels in her hand. She also thinks I'm an amazing French kisser.

This thread is in need of photos.

I have my foreskin, but I sometimes wonder if it wasn’t slightly snipped. It is kind of rounded at the end in a way I haven’t seen in porn.

Or maybe I’m just a freak.

This thread is the buttered topping

[quote] Anyway, the doctor must have taken pity and only took a bit off the tip - I still have most of my foreskin.

Your dick is a cross between an anteater and a German army helmet!

I wish I had been left uncut.

Thread is a trick question, there is no such thing as a good circumcision - goes in a scale of “awful that it was done but at least it doesn’t look gross” to “awful that it was done + it looks gross”.

Ahhh, I'm like r15 and he cut just the tip off.

138.

I had to have a do over when I was 12. My pediatrician told my parents that I might have problems later. What problems? It did look different from my brother’s as we stood together peeing. I remember the stitches and my kid brother calling me Alfred Stitchcock!

I’m uncut & thank god my (cut) father insisted on it. I’ve hooked up with two guys who had serious phimosis, where the foreskin is super tight & won’t retract...I think that should be the only reason to circumcise anyone.

No circumcisión, no problem.

I was cut as a baby and the doctor did a good job. Not tight or loose. I grew up at a time when almost everyone was cut. I only saw three uncut guys in school and showers were mandatory in grade 7-9 gym class. Two of the uncut guys were foreign exchange students, one born in Austria the other somewhere in South America. That left only one guy was in 10th grade and he never showered until the end of the year when i saw that he was uncut. It's not easy to be different in school so for that reason alone, I'm glad i was cut.

[Quote] .I think [phimosis] should be the only reason to circumcise anyone.

Why not enlarge the foreskin opening instead of cutting it all off? Seems rather drastic.

Do you mean Nina Garcia, Chinless Creative Director, R21?

I am Jewish but I don’t remember whether mine was done by a mohel or a doctor.

I'm still uncut.