Guilty Food Pleasures

Lasagna.

Now we're getting product placement in DL threads?

Funyons. Frozen fried chicken.

I just ate fries, cheeseburger, and a McFeast at McDonald's. I am fat and ashamed.

Popcorn and a glass of cold milk.

I'm making homemade cookies. The trick is to cut em real thick.

Pizza and beer.

Hot dogs, chips, and beer

I just downed a meatball and provolone sub, followed by a cream filled donut, both from my neighborhood Italian bakery and deli. And I'm smiling.

And, I have an extra donut for later.

M&Ms . . . I'll eat an entire bag.

Milkshake: Breyer's Vanilla Bean, Hershey's syrup, touch of vanilla bean extract. Let it sit for a minute after blending.

Steak and kimchi on a bed of buckwheat noodles. Yummy.

Thai red curry with shrimp and white rice.

This sounds gross, but it's amazing. Put pre-shredded mozzarella on a baking sheet (about 6x6 inches) and bake until it starts to brown on top. Then, put in sliced jalapenos scattered around and fold it over. It's TO DIE FOR!

Gee R11, that sounds great! Your own recipe?

Peanut butter on a toasted bagel!

God help me, but I love Fritos and that Frito-Lay bean dip in a can. That and Ruffles with onion dip is like crack.

A bag of Lay's classic chips, a container of Helluva Good French Onion Dip, and a bottle of Coca Cola. 😊

Mayfield's Moose Tracks ice cream.

Burnett's peach flavored vodka

Reese's pieces 😫

Chocolate Chunk ice cream- NO cookie dough, just chunks of chocolate in vanilla ice cream.

Chinese boneless ribs McDonald's Nachos Pizza Ben and Jerrys Godiva oysters, starfish and strawberries Brie Caviar Red velvet cake from juniors Taco Bell Dominos Papa johns Lu chocolate biscuits Mcgriddles Chicken and waffles with fried green tomatoes and baked mac and cheese

cum.

Milky Way Simply Caramel Bars . . . . .

Trader Joe's Ultimate Vanilla Wafers

Mine is sour candy. I don't eat candy often, but when I do it's that tounge curling, squinty face stuff.

Chicken enchiladas over a bed of spring mix

Sweet potato fries with sour cream & jalapeños

Walnut brownie

3 cold drafts

I know I have admitted this before. I do it every time this topic comes up. It's like a cleansing confession.

My partner goes to three conferences every year, and on the Saturday night he is gone, I do the following.

1. Get a little looped up on vodka and cranberry juice at around 5pm

2. Bake one large sized tube of Grands biscuits (butter flavored)

3 Microwave one package Stauffer's Creamed Chipped Beef

4. Rip up all but two of the biscuits into the bottom of a Tupperware mixing bowl, dump on entire package of chipped beef. Add copious amounts of black pepper

5. Watch a marathon of most recent housewives and eat

6. Continue drinking

7. When barely coherent and hungry again, butter last two biscuits and add grape jelly

8. Pass out on couch

Herr's Cheese Curls especially the spicey flavored ones, nachos with everything extra sour cream and a good ass guacamole! wash it down with coke or pepsi! yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm with the folks who eat potato chips with good onion dip and think it is like crack. I eat Snyder's potato chips with the dip. I rarely eat this anymore because I am seriously trying to lose 20 lbs. and eat healthier.

Another guilty pleasure is, as someone above mentioned, Mayfield's Moose Tracks ice cream.

Reese's peanut butter cookies you just put in the oven.

On New Year's Eve I make a delicious cheese ball. Yum! Can't wait!

Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly donut?

R16 I think we are the same person. I like the hot bean dip best. And it HAS to be Fritos, not just tortilla chips (although I love them with salsa, it's like a food group to me).

Duncan Hines White Cake with white icing. The recipe on the box calls for 1/3 cup oil, but I use 3/4 cup and it's better than any store bought white cake. Luckily for my heart I only make it a couple times a year.

Where's Bronze Age Gay?

Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey.

Alice Waters' version of the 1-2-3-4 Yellow Cake, the best I've ever tasted. The frosting possibilities would depend on how I felt at the moment, but my favorites are chocolate whipped cream or lemon curd and berries. Or plain whipped cream and berries.

Hell, I don't feel guilty about it at all.

Mcrib

Those little Costco chicken sandwiches with some fresh tomato, avocado, and whatever greens I have on hand.

Taco Bell Nachos BellGrande

No beans

Add sour cream

Add extra cheese

Add pico

3 Meximelts

1 Steak Chalupa Supreme (Baja was better)

1 order of Fiesta Potatoes

2 Supreme Tacos

Hot Sauce

Then Death.

^Yikes, that looks worse typed out.

Oh well, I own it and I absolutely love indulging in it, so fuck you all!

Peanut butter pie. My local natural foods store makes them in their kitchen with limited ingredients and sells them by the slice. Cookie crumb crust, a wonderfully dense yet fluffy peanut butter filling (cream cheese is part of it), and a milk chocolate ganache coating the top. Pure heaven.

[quote] No, I'm not fat.

But you [italic]will[/italic] be.

I pound of hamburger, 1 can of Hormel chili (no beans), 1 block of Mexican Velveeta.

Brown and drain hamburger, mix chili and Velveeta and heat then add the burger to it. Serve with sour cream and salsa and dip tortilla chips in it. Sinful but to die for. I have run out of tortilla chips before and ate it with saltines (then I skip the salsa and sour cream and just dip the crackers in the warm dip).

Crockpot Meatballs.

1 bag of frozen meatballs. 2 cans of Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce, 2 jars of Heinz chili sauce.

In crockpot heat the cranberry sauce and chili sauce until they are melted together the add meatballs and cook for a few hours.

Another sinful but to die for treat.

Doritos with cottage cheese = excellent!

Garbanzo beans straight from the can with ranch dressing. Yum!

Traer Joe's jellybeans.

No more BBQ, for the rest of Summer! Sweet tooth here. Chocolate eclairs, coconut cream pie, or ANY cream pies for that matter! Cheesecake, frozen custard, banana splits (no pineapple), vanilla or chocolate hand-scooped shakes, Russell Stover's pecan delights or almond delights. Homemade icecream/frozen custard secret recipe by Texas Aunts. Homemade peanut butter cookies, homemade ALL cookies/baked goods. Perfect for stoner munchie times... Yet I remain thin... Thanks for the genetics Mom, Dad...

Because I'm feeling aggrieved, I've been consuming far too many carbs. Lots of potatoes...pasta....grilled cheese. Chocolatell peanut butter ice cream.

r33 Right here, my little chickadee.

Guilty food pleasures? Where do I begin:

-Popcorn and chocolate-covered pretzels

-Pizza and CherryCoke

-Onion Dip and TJ Black Pepper and Salt Potato Chips. Oh Yes!!!

-Jalapeno/Cheddar Pub Cheese and Utz Extra Dark Pretzels

-Baskin/Robbins Pralines & Cream ice cream. Have had no luck finding it lately, perhaps that's a good thing.

That'll do for now. Onion dip et al for part of my last meal though.

Cherry Coke Zero.

Take out at Chinese buffets

Pancho's White Cheese Dip (limited sales area)

Also, boiled green peanuts in season.

When my partner goes away on work trips, I like to get really high on bong hits and binge on stoner junk food. Doritos and Ben & Jerry's are regulars (not together).

No, you're not fat, OP, of course you aren't. Mommie loves you anyway, sweetie.

You are, however, disgusting.

This:

1 package cream cheese, very soft 1 can chili NO BEANS (you can use mild or spicy) 1 package shredded Mexican cheese

Spread cream cheese in pie plate. Spoon entire can of chili on top of cream cheese. Finish with liberal sprinkling of the shredded cheese. Place in 350 - 375 degree oven for about 30 - 45 minutes. If you want, stick the pie plate under the broiler to slightly brown the cheese. Serve with Doritos Nacho and/or Scoops dip chips.

Guacamole; also, like avocado on sandwiches, or just ALL BY ITSELF.

A donut (plain, usually) with a scoop of ice cream (preferably chocolate) in the donut hole

Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; the Eng muffin/sausage/egg/cheese ones.

(In my defense, I have each of the above VERY seldom. Still type fat, though!)

Avocado toast - bake Texas toast, mash avocado with lemon juice and spread on toast

[quote]I probably eat this once a month.

Probably when Aunt Flo is visiting.

How manorexic do you have to be to think avocado is a "guilty food?"

Klondike Bars -- original

Hoummous and Guacamole

Chicken salad and Red Devil cheese...and a Moxie.

I generally eat pretty healthy, but my guilty food is a bag of Chex Mix with good mixed nuts (no peanuts!) thrown in. I can eat the shit out of that. I don't buy it often because I will eat it all in a night.

I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but salty & crunchy--no control.

Mac and cheese

Cak

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Graxy!

Poutine

R57, R54 here. LOL - I'm not manorexic at all. You're right about avocados as such; my "guilty" pleasure is the AMOUNT of avocado I can spread on a sandwich; the amount of guacamole I can eat.

Sardines in mustard sauce on saltines. Yes, I smell like Cheryl after eating them but DAMN---I just loooooove them!

The Frozen cream puffs that come in a white plastic box. Sweet Baby Jeezuz, those things are like crack to me!

Ceez Wiz and jalapeno peppers on Wonder bread--nuked for a few seconds so the wiz is gooey.

R45 - "Yet I remain thin..." should be every DLers' signature line.

I'm a complete food slut, eating whatever I want with no guilty feelings whatsoever.

popcorn with xtra xtra butta

sushi n sackie

R68 The thin DLers also list themselves as 29 years old on Grindr.

Cold leftover spaghetti or cold leftover pizza.