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Naked knife-wielding burglar breaks into home, sits on man and kisses him

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 7June 15, 2020 4:53 PM

When Dataloungers attack.

by Anonymousreply 1October 24, 2015 5:25 PM

That is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 2October 24, 2015 5:50 PM

"suspect allegedly sat on the man"

I just assumed the burglar was on crack, and then all of a sudden so was I.

by Anonymousreply 3October 24, 2015 6:09 PM

there's no way that guy is 32... even if one blames meth. no way.

by Anonymousreply 4October 24, 2015 9:24 PM

Door unlocked, caftan raised, mussy a-quiver!

by Anonymousreply 5October 24, 2015 11:05 PM

Which one of you lonely, desperate, whores did this?

by Anonymousreply 6June 15, 2020 4:50 PM

Sat on him, like, on his face?

by Anonymousreply 7June 15, 2020 4:53 PM
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