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What are silly things that turned you on, that you didn't expect to or things you find sexy that you think many don't?

An old friend wore this terrible, almost ugly-sweater-party-worthy sweater to a cafe and for some reason, I found him so hot in it. What has unexpectedly turned you on?

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by Anonymousreply 13July 2, 2020 7:55 PM

What is it about Mormon men? The "jiminy-cricket!" demeanor, the funeral director style, why do I want them so much?

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by Anonymousreply 1October 21, 2015 5:04 AM

Ed Norton taking half his costume off and revealing his chest in "Death to Smoochy".

by Anonymousreply 2October 21, 2015 5:05 AM

The nape of the neck where hair meets skin.

by Anonymousreply 3October 21, 2015 5:06 AM

R3 one of my favorite parts of a man!

by Anonymousreply 4July 2, 2020 2:58 PM

It's probably not that silly as I expect a lot of people find it sexy, but it's only relatively recently I've realised I'm really REALLY into the area of skin between a guy's belly button and the top of his pubes - it drives me crazy when you can see it peeking out when a guy is bench-pressing at the gym, for example.

by Anonymousreply 5July 2, 2020 3:01 PM

Hot, r5! I agree.

by Anonymousreply 6July 2, 2020 3:03 PM

I can affirm that the 2015 Bump Troll R4 makes me sick to my stomach. Retch. The 2015 Bump Troll R4 R4 R4 R4 - kills and eats puppies! The 2015 Bump Troll R4 sneaks around my house, your house, our houses, in the middle of the night, licking our toilets and our knives. The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends. A twisted malevolent EVIL DOER R4 R4 R4 - BEWARE OF R4!

by Anonymousreply 7July 2, 2020 3:11 PM

The 2015 Bump Troll R4 R4 R4 R4 - kills and eats puppies!

The 2015 Bump Troll R4 sneaks around my house, your house, our houses, in the middle of the night, licking our toilets and our knives.

The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends.

A twisted malevolent EVIL DOER R4 R4 R4 - BEWARE OF R4! BEWARE OF R4! BEWARE OF R4! BEWARE OF R4! BEWARE OF R4! BEWARE OF R4! BEWARE OF R4!

The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends.

The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends.

The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends.

The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends.

The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends.

The 2015 Bump Troll is insane, my friends.

by Anonymousreply 8July 2, 2020 3:13 PM

Wonder if he's bumping because of Ghislaine?

by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2020 3:18 PM

The joey buttafucco (sp?) porn film. I first watched it to have a laugh but then got off on it. He’s gross. The video is awful. But it’s in my top 10 go to porns.

by Anonymousreply 10July 2, 2020 3:23 PM

Lol r10 if you think he is gross, what turned you on about it?

by Anonymousreply 11July 2, 2020 3:24 PM

This is what made your top 10, r10? WHY, for goodness’ sake?

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by Anonymousreply 12July 2, 2020 7:06 PM

R12 i don’t know. I have no reason but there i am jerking to it. My #1 is pizza boy delivers & 2 matter of size so it doesn’t even follow my spank bank turn ons

by Anonymousreply 13July 2, 2020 7:55 PM
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