Which contemporary British actor would you most like to have sex with?

jamie bamber

Which ones are cut?

"no 1- Richard Armitage"

Tom Hardy is #1, but Charlie Hunnam will do in a pinch.

I see it has escaped your notice the list is alphabetical, brainiac at r3.

Also, if Richard Armitage were my #1 choice I would have voted for him, but as of right now he has no votes. I voted for Tom Hiddleston.

It would depend on what his Program/Major was, OP, as you know.

Not the Program/Major Troll, sorry--I assume he would have voted for Tom HARDY, not Tom Hiddleston

Try again.

I see it has escaped your notice the list is alphabetical, brainiac at [R3].

ok frau blucher

neighhhh!

Russell Brand.

You have to admit, R8, any "Which Brit actor do you want to have sex with" poll with Hardy in it is usually PMBT. However, if it's not him in this case, I withdraw my previous comment.

Hiddles? Really?

The P/M Troll is so monomaniacal I cannot imagine him asking a poll admitting there are other options to have of his fixations.

I picked Daniel Craig, although he might be a bit too old for me. Otherwise Russell Tovey seems to be the appropriate choice for me.

I must agree with Jamie Bamber.

Yes Jamie is a hot fucker.

Matthew Goode

Hugh Dancy

Ben Whishaw

James Norton Toby Stephens Charles Dance.

Why, yes, I do like the gingers.

I refuse to believe a man would include Cumberbatch in this poll.

Andrew Lincoln

The Charlies.

Can I vote for both of the Charlies?

Because damn. That's a three way I want to be a part of.

R19 agreed. Nicholas Hoult should replace him.

I chose Idris.

Hugh Laurie. Can't explain it other than gorgeous eyes and a decent blues pianist.

Tom Holland!

Jamie Bamber.

Rufus Sewell

Charles Mesure (lives/acts New Zealand, but born Brit)

James Purefoy - he screams down and dirty sex.

I'd give old Sean Connery a roll.

[quote]I'd give old Sean Connery a roll.

That would be quite a crusty roll.

James Norton

Charlie hunnam, that is about it. Others do not have sex appeal to me, too posh and asexual. Maybe Tom hardy.

Jason Statham

Matthew Goode

Hugh Laurie

Andrew garfield,Charlie cox and Ben barnes.

Oh, yeah. Andrew Garfield has major hottitude.

Hugh Laurie

Oliver Jackson-Cohen.

And Andrew is the contemporary British actor most likely to be circumcised.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen looks a bit Gyllenhaalesque.

Jason Isaacs - wow!

Nicholas Hoult

Other Bradley James, He is completely my type of guy, I know he isn't everyone's type but he is definitely my type. I have had a thing for him since the series Merlin came out in 2008 and it hasn't reduced one bit. He is hot scruffy, clean cut, in costume, near naked, suited, casual.

The guy who played Harry Potter's uncle.

Jack Davenport

I'd have to go with Charlie Cox. Adored him in "Stardust" and love oogling him on "Daredevil". If he's not available, then someone send Jamie Bamber or Charlie Hunnam to my boudoir!

[quote] and love oogling him on "Daredevil".

Oh, dear.

I SHALL OOGLE HIM AT MY LIBERTY, R47, AND YOU SHALL NOT SAY ANYTHING OTHERWISE! SO THERE! (I have spoken, it is now law and those who deny me my rights to oogle Charlie Cox shall feel my infinite kitteny wrath, unless it happens on a Thursday and I'll have to outsource my wrath to Beryl at number 45. If she's at bingo, her sister-in-law Mildred'll chase after you with a rolling pin, unless her angina is playing up. I said angina, not vagina. I'm not sure Mildred's been in touch with *that* since 1973...)

I'm gay. I like men. Therefore I'd choose Daniel Craig.

I have a soft spot for Allen Leech aka "Branson" from Downton Abbey.

Eddie Redmayne

Ian Buchanan

Damian O'Hare

Charlie Hunnam and Damien Lewis. No particular order. I will do them both at the same time. I'm very into ginger right now.

Ioan Gruffudd

R45 you used a picture of Jack Davenport from a movie from 1999 when means it was probably shot in 1998 or earlier, so do you the Jack Davenport from 16-17 years ago or today's Jack Davenport

Theo James

Ewan McGregor, now and forever

Aidan Turner is perfect.

Why, mr James Norton of course.

Steve Coogan

remember, the OP stipulates you have to do them as they look today, not ten years ago. Time machine technology has yet to be invented.

R56, earlier Jack. He was a dreamboat in The Talented Mr Ripley, but I did not like him in Coupling.

Rupert Penry-Jones. That man is *packing*.

I wish Alastair Sim was still alive.

Eoin Macken

Mmmmm...yes, R66 and R64.

Mark Strong... he's really doing it for me lately for some reason. Despite his head shape and being my parents' age. Idk

Mark Strong is pretty sexy. Doesn't he do the narration for the current Jaguar commercial where he says "it's good to be bad"?

I think it's him, but whoever it is has a great voice.

Mark Strong is pretty foxy. We seem to do "rugged bits of rough" actors quite well over here in the UK. Mind you, I will always have a soft spot (or, ahem, a hard spot) for Joseph Fiennes.

Strong played Mr. Knightly in a long ago version of "Emma," and he was very dreamy with hair.

I'm a homewrecker, so John Partridge for me.

And I'm quite sure he's better in bed than all of the above.

Charlie Clapham if Partridge is not available.

Idris. Perfect man. Though Mark Strong and Jason Stratham would do as well.

Luke Evans.

Even all grey, I'd do him.

The lovely Philip Olivier.

Asa Butterfield

[quote] Which ones are cut?

Supposedly only Charlie Cox.

Matthew Goode

Sorry, boys, the only circumcised Brits are the Muslims and the Jews.

I picked Charlie Hunnam. Next would be Tom Hardy from the poll choices. Theo James and Cillian Murphy (Irish) would be my other. Andrew Lincoln would have been a pick as well, but he's aged so much in the last few years and not in a good way.

[quote] Sorry, boys, the only circumcised Brits are the Muslims and the Jews.

Wrong! ! Some Toffs still have it done to their sons.

Nobody uses the word toff anymore.

What's toff?

R84 According to wikipedia: In British English slang, a toff is a derogatory stereotype for someone with an aristocratic background or belonging to the landed gentry.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT NO ONE CHOSE THE SEXIEST ACTOR ON BRITISH TV TODAY - THE GORGEOUS, HOT, AND EVER SO ULTIMATE BAD BOY: THE ONE AND ONLY ROB JAMES COLLIER!!!!

Is Rob James Collier a toff?

R87 No, he's not.

Not one comment on Sam Heughan?

r-89 outing myself as an old (48) straight female "frau",or "fangurl" who thinks Sam is delicious and most likely gay.

Actually, Daniel Radcliffe. He is young and cute, rich and seems like an intelligent and funny fellow. We could talk after and between sessions.

He's not an actor so he is immediately disqualified. But Middleton ' s ex - Nico Jackson - is probably the most handsome man I have ever seen. He should switch professions as he leaves all the others in the dust.

Dang r92 I had to google him, but you're right. Gorgeous. You can practically smell the money on him, too

What no love for me and my new face?

James Norton for the win!

Christian Cooke or Nicholas Hoult

R93- Whenever I saw photos of Nico Jackson with Pippa Middleton, it didn't compute. Nico has a face that even beats (and this is saying a lot) James Bond's Roger Moore. And Moore was also a vision. But that kind of man - Nico - I could see with an old moneyed European aristocrat.

Nico and Pippa:

Dating no more:

Back in the day:

Look of desire:

CHARLIE HUNNAM

Dat ass on Charlie OMG!!!

Male good looks and fantastique physique are really wasted on straight women, as many of them don't seem to care about male physical appearance that much, instead opting for things like personality, character, career achievements and other more intangible but long-term-worthy attributes.

Whereas we gay men really appreciate a good looking man qua good looks. When we size a man up, we aren't thinking of a potential meal ticket or 'future father of my kids'. We want/desire him, as exactly he appears to us, in all his corporeal physical desirability.

Therefore good looking males are really wasted on females.

QED

Ben Whishaw. He's gay. He'd respond in kind.

Not really seeing the love for Nico Jackson. Lovely eyes and dimples, tall and slim, but a long Dick Van Dyke-esque face, bags under eyes, big nose.

TOM HARDY

Jamie Dornan & Tom Hardy

Of OP's list, my pick is Armitage because I think he's got the most attractive face/bod combo, but I've always wanted to top Hiddleston and Cumberbatch because they just look like they're born to bottom.

Of actors not listed, Nicholas Hoult and Jason Isaacs, with Toby Stephens being a distant third. I have eclectic tastes. Tom Hardy was beautiful in Mad Max Fury Road but he looks too nondescript, short and dumb to be an appealing lay.

Jamie Dornan

Hugh Dancy

Matthew Goode

R109. Armitage, Hiddleston, and cumberbatch- no way you're a male. Sorry.

Lol, r111. I started to write up a response and then realized it's true that I've totally chosen the trifecta of frau obsessions from OP's list. Oh well.

Charlie Hunnam I LOVE his beefy ASS, I wanna EAT IT ;O

We have a Charlie Hunnam's Ass Troll. And the poor thing only has that one picture.

Luke Treadaway

What have you liked Luke Treadaway in, R115?

the treadway twinks for me.

There are two Treadaways, R117?

Mark strong , tall brooding daddy . And Second place goes to Dominick West from the wire.

the gif from that ass

Get another pic, Charlie Hunnam's Ass Troll. You've only posted it four times today.

Tom Hardy ASS

yummy tommy

Edna May Oliver.

Given the size of Ewan McGregor's cock, it is a totally scientifically invalid instrument for you to omit him.

did you get IRB approval for this study. (Irritable Rear Bottom)?

R116, Luke Treadaway was great in a made-for-TV film called Clapham Junction. One of the Treadaway twins was in that Anton Corbijn Joy Division film, and they were both in Brothers of the Head, which was fun.

Here's one to shut the Ass Troll up for a while...

A young Hunnam in the (superior) UK Queer As Folk...

hard to choose between Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba and Tom Hardy, would like to do them all.

Another vote for James Norton

Idris Elba could put the tip in raw.

Graham Norton

Aidan Turner

Dominic West

Dame Judi Dench

I can't choose just one. I have to choose them all

[quote]Which ones are cut?

Alex Pettyfer.

He told Chelsea Handler last year.

Thank you, none of the above. In my experience, British men are notoriously bad in bed, as are the Germans. If you want good sex, try the Americans - they are pigs (in a good way).

[quote]Sorry, boys, the only circumcised Brits are the Muslims and the Jews.

Not true. That's a stereotype. There are lots of circumcised Brits, just like there are lots of uncircumcised Americans.

Harry Judd is another circumcised Brit:

Harry Judd - a proud, circumcised Brit:

[quote]Which ones are cut?

These cut ones will get you started, R2:

Alex Pettyfer

Julian Sands

Rupert Everett

Of the listed, Richard Armitage.

Not listed: Tom Mison (TV's "Sleepy Hollow"), Jack Donnelly (TV's "Atlantis").

And for those daddy days: Jason Isaacs, Mark Strong.

British Jewish actors who are cut:

Daniel Radcliffe

Julian Morris

Gregg Sulkin

God, you circ/anti-circ loons are both fucking TEDIOUS.

Some posters above were asking for names of which British guys are cut, so I was trying to oblige their request.

Christian Bale Henry Cavill Jamie Dornan Colin Firth Daniel Radcliffe Theo James

Jesus Christ, this is like asking to pick my favorite song. It's too much......I cannot! I just can't.

BUT Cox and Hunnam are tied.

Cavill

Will Tudor from Game of Thrones.

Freddie Stroma from Pitch Perfect 2 and Harry Potter

Bertie Carvel.

Ewan McGregor

Dan Rad for sure

Jamie bamber. I met him briefly in person a few years ago at an after theater get together in NYC and he's even more gorgeous in person. Good bod both those eyes of his really are stunning. He just stood out in the entire room as by far the most attractive

[bold]Ben Whishaw[/bold]

Dominic Cooper. End of thread!

Jason Statham, Russell Tovey, and Andrew Lincon, but Andrew as TWD Season One "Looks so hot in uniform, Rick", not later "I'm gonna bite you in the neck, Rick"

Has anyone mentioned furry god Oliver Jackson-Cohen?

Tom Holland Jamie Bell Nicholas Hoult

(all at once)

Elliot Cowan

Tom Ellis

I've had the hots for Collier on "Downton Abbey" for years but I literally couldn't remember his name when I wanted to post it --until I saw someone else -post it--- and I think the reason why is that he never seems to go out and promote/publicize. Do any Brits know why he hasn't hustled and put himself out there? He's sexy, talented but hasn't taken advantage of "Downton".

Cavill. Now talk about a beauty who was worth a wet dream or two--- but then those awful "Superman" movies . Wrong choice for him. He's lost his sex appeal

Rupert Friend

[quote]Will Tudor from Game of Thrones.

Likes showing off his ass & uncut cock.

He also did so in the UK film, "Bonobo" last year with James Norton. (Grantchester).

Charlie Cox should own this thread. Are you all blind??!

Russell Tovey

Since we're bumping 2015 threads, Oliver Jackson Cohen.

Oliver Jackson Cohen. Then James Norton.

Finn Cole, no one that young should be that sexy.

After streaming the Bridge Theatre's Midsummer Night's Dream, Oliver Chris is my latest crush-du-jour. (It's the voice. Largely...)

Olly Alexander!

Right now it has to be Paul Mescal!

Harris Dickinson, Ben Cura, or Harry Lloyd (the latter two from the crime series "Marcella")

1. Charlie Hunnam

2. Tom Hardy

3. Charlie Cox

Love me some Nicholas Hoult and Alex Pettyfer as well.

And Finn Cole

Charlie Hunnam of course!

Well, considering this thread is five years old, I'll go ahead and play.

Oddly, I just saw Jamie Bamber while watching the first season of Marcella last night. He's still gorgeous. I feel like he'd be a safe lay, however, just a bit too vanilla for me.

I know DL seems to have an aversion to him for whatever reason, but I'll take Kit Harington, please. He looks like he will fuck you silly, just a low simmering rage there. Some of it might be short man rage, but I get the sense there's other stuff going on. And whispers on twitter make it sound like he got around quite a lot before marriage and rehab.

Actors like Cavill do absolutely nothing for me. They look like they came out of a box and when they speak it might as well be air.

James Norton, Charlie Cox,, Josh O'Connor

Tom Hughes

Yes, Josh O'Connor!

I only want the intact Brits. I'm a civilized gentleman, not a barbarian.

Downton Abbey- Evelyn Napier played by Brendan Patricks.

R152 My choice, too. He was very hot in BSG.

Daniel Craig

Rupert Everett

Colin Firth

For posters upthread unaware of 20th century history: Aidan Turner is Irish, not British.

Rufus Sewell is Canadian.

Whilst I would gladly join each poster in a three-way with either actor, neither fits the parametetrs set by the OP.

And, ROP - I voted with you for Hiddleston. He looks naughty, Big feets. Big cock. Brainy. Surprised the more of the rest of you lot aren't curious about his allegedly sizable member.

And, R65 for the win.

I see a more than a few somewhat understandable votes for James Norton - he is luscious to look at. But I suspect he's a lousy kisser. Don't ask me why.

[quote] Rupert Everett

Moisturize me! Moisturize me!

Oh and I'll add a vote for that still sexy Geordie, Robson Green. He looks like fun in the sack, too.

R183 R184

Josh O'Connor

Matt Smith

I know this poll thread is from five years ago, but it still amazes me some of you are listing men who were handsome 25 years ago and now are kind of scary looking.

This Rupert Everett today. And you really would choose him, r182?

R153 - I'll fight you for Whishaw.

Aaron Taylor Johnson.

Russell Tovey

R183 Rufus Sewell is not Canadian. He was born in and raised in the UK.

Jamie Bamber is 5'7" at most. And that's being generous and counting his very tall hair. Nice guy though.

Jamie Bamber is 5'9", according to imdb.

And also according to imdb, Rufus Sewell was born in Twickenham (a suburb of London), and raised in the Home Counties.

English through and through.

Andrew Lincoln and Henry Cavill

Another vote for Henry Cavill. His cock is probably average or below, but I could deal with it.

Tom Holland is the best choice. He's good looking and he can pretend to be American.

R192 - Thanks - I could have sworn he was Canadian. However, in view of OP's exacting requirements, I'm delighted he isn't and to add him to my list. I've always thought him an underrated dish.

I’d hate fuck the stuffing out of Hiddleston

Ben Whishaw - handsome, interesting and openly gay.

I would love to get banged by Callum Turner

R200 - I'd prefer Hiddleston to fuck the stuffing out of me, given the rumours about his, er, attributes.

Why no love for Toby Kebbel?

His greatest attribute is that ass, R203

[quote]Another vote for Henry Cavill. His cock is probably average or below, but I could deal with it.

I'm sure the vastness of your own would make up for any shortfall from Henry's end.

R205 - I take your point but I thought the ass of lesser interest compared to the Mjolnir that everyone thought was Thor's but was actually Loki's.

203, it's not a rumour. That thing can take your eye out! Why do you think Tom always sits with his legs wide open?! Rather large balls too. Definitely more than a mouthful. No manscaping, but a lovely clean package, and that arse is lovely and firm to grasp hold. Oh, and he is very talented with that mouth of his. Goes down like he is starving!

James Norton

James Norton

Norton or Tom Bateman.

Julian Morris

Riz Ahmed of course!

Tom Holland, just to eat his ass.

Aaron Taylor Johnson or Tom Hardy for the win !

This thread is more than five years old.

Charlie Hunnam and Idris Elba at the same time. I’m down with the swirl.

Jonathan Bailey

Of the list, I picked Hunnam (with Idris a close second) but off the list, James Norton all the way.

R216 Penis is non-perishable.

Jonathan Howard

R200 Hiddleston would love every fucking minute of it too.

Does Nicole Sherzinger's man call himself an actor?

A three-way with Julian Morris and Jonny Bailey.

Julian Morris

Josh O'Connor