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Lindsay Lohan Announces Aspirations To Run For President In 2020

Looks like she wants to leave Hollywood behind.

"The first thing I would like to do as president of ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is take care of all of the children suffering in the world.๐ŸŽน๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™Œ#queenELIZABETH showed me how by having me in her country ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง."

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by Anonymousreply 26May 24, 2020 11:23 AM

The dingbat endorsed Romney in 2012.

by Anonymousreply 1October 19, 2015 5:16 AM

That stupid cunt will probably be dead by then anyway.

by Anonymousreply 2October 19, 2015 5:34 AM

Do you think Lindsay will know the difference when people begin to call her Madam?

by Anonymousreply 3October 19, 2015 5:47 AM

Well, she'll be running against Kanye West who has also declared his political intentions. Tough choice.

by Anonymousreply 4October 19, 2015 5:57 AM

Can you believe some silly gurl named Lindsay want to be President?

by Anonymousreply 5October 19, 2015 5:59 AM

Born in 1986, this stupid twat doesn't know she is NOT ELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT IN 2020! We are not even talking about disqualification as well Lindsay Lohan.

She doing that shit again!

by Anonymousreply 6October 19, 2015 6:00 AM

R6. If there's one thing I know--rules were meant to be broken.

by Anonymousreply 7October 19, 2015 6:07 AM

She's so mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 8October 19, 2015 6:09 AM

Why are these people not slapped down...I mean humiliated or put out of their misery, something?

by Anonymousreply 9October 19, 2015 6:12 AM

My opponents would fear my campaign Burn Book.

by Anonymousreply 10October 19, 2015 6:14 AM

Save us, Lilo.

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2020 1:59 AM

Did she fall out with MBS? May she remember not to enter any Saudi embassies.

by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2020 2:06 AM

What drug is she on this week.

by Anonymousreply 13May 24, 2020 2:15 AM

I love how disconnected from reality she is. So cute! Next week sheโ€™ll want to be a dolphin in the Arctic.

by Anonymousreply 14May 24, 2020 2:17 AM

Finally the 2015 BUMP TROLL bumps a somewhat amusing one.

by Anonymousreply 15May 24, 2020 3:22 AM

Thank god another 2015 thread

by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2020 3:24 AM

Maybe she could start by being Biden's running mate. She's sort-of morphing into a Ruth Madoff look.

by Anonymousreply 17May 24, 2020 5:01 AM

She's better qualified than who we ended up with in 2016.

by Anonymousreply 18May 24, 2020 6:06 AM

Idk, R17. Last I heard from her, her voice is grittier than Kathleen Turner's.

by Anonymousreply 19May 24, 2020 6:20 AM

So her plan is to ship all the children to The Queen?

by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2020 6:33 AM

Did anyone ask her if she's OK?

by Anonymousreply 21May 24, 2020 6:34 AM

Charlemagne Tha God is endorsing Lindsey Lohan for president.

by Anonymousreply 22May 24, 2020 6:38 AM

Does anyone think she's actually a hyper-aware sociopath whose shenanigans are not the product of a lack of better judgment but in fact are highly calculated draws for attention? There's no way those captions are serious. It borders on parody.

by Anonymousreply 23May 24, 2020 6:44 AM

Well, she is an expert on Mid Eastern relations. So perhaps Lindsay can have some sort of White House position.

by Anonymousreply 24May 24, 2020 7:44 AM

At least sheโ€™d know not to fuck with Pakistan.

by Anonymousreply 25May 24, 2020 11:21 AM

[quote]queenELIZABETH showed me how by having me

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 26May 24, 2020 11:23 AM
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