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Lindsay Lohan Announces Aspirations To Run For President In 2020

Looks like she wants to leave Hollywood behind.

"The first thing I would like to do as president of ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ is take care of all of the children suffering in the world.๐ŸŽน๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ™Œ#queenELIZABETH showed me how by having me in her country ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง."

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by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2020

The dingbat endorsed Romney in 2012.

by Anonymousreply 110/18/2015

That stupid cunt will probably be dead by then anyway.

by Anonymousreply 210/18/2015

Do you think Lindsay will know the difference when people begin to call her Madam?

by Anonymousreply 310/18/2015

Well, she'll be running against Kanye West who has also declared his political intentions. Tough choice.

by Anonymousreply 410/18/2015

Can you believe some silly gurl named Lindsay want to be President?

by Anonymousreply 510/18/2015

Born in 1986, this stupid twat doesn't know she is NOT ELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT IN 2020! We are not even talking about disqualification as well Lindsay Lohan.

She doing that shit again!

by Anonymousreply 610/18/2015

R6. If there's one thing I know--rules were meant to be broken.

by Anonymousreply 710/18/2015

She's so mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 810/18/2015

Why are these people not slapped down...I mean humiliated or put out of their misery, something?

by Anonymousreply 910/18/2015

My opponents would fear my campaign Burn Book.

by Anonymousreply 1010/18/2015

Save us, Lilo.

by Anonymousreply 1105/23/2020

Did she fall out with MBS? May she remember not to enter any Saudi embassies.

by Anonymousreply 1205/23/2020

What drug is she on this week.

by Anonymousreply 1305/23/2020

I love how disconnected from reality she is. So cute! Next week sheโ€™ll want to be a dolphin in the Arctic.

by Anonymousreply 1405/23/2020

Finally the 2015 BUMP TROLL bumps a somewhat amusing one.

by Anonymousreply 1505/23/2020

Thank god another 2015 thread

by Anonymousreply 1605/23/2020

Maybe she could start by being Biden's running mate. She's sort-of morphing into a Ruth Madoff look.

by Anonymousreply 1705/23/2020

She's better qualified than who we ended up with in 2016.

by Anonymousreply 1805/23/2020

Idk, R17. Last I heard from her, her voice is grittier than Kathleen Turner's.

by Anonymousreply 1905/23/2020

So her plan is to ship all the children to The Queen?

by Anonymousreply 2005/23/2020

Did anyone ask her if she's OK?

by Anonymousreply 2105/23/2020

Charlemagne Tha God is endorsing Lindsey Lohan for president.

by Anonymousreply 2205/23/2020

Does anyone think she's actually a hyper-aware sociopath whose shenanigans are not the product of a lack of better judgment but in fact are highly calculated draws for attention? There's no way those captions are serious. It borders on parody.

by Anonymousreply 2305/23/2020

Well, she is an expert on Mid Eastern relations. So perhaps Lindsay can have some sort of White House position.

by Anonymousreply 2405/23/2020

At least sheโ€™d know not to fuck with Pakistan.

by Anonymousreply 2505/24/2020

[quote]queenELIZABETH showed me how by having me

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2020
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