Lincoln Logs
I'm old, but when I was a young boy, I'd ask for Tinker Toys every Christmas, and my mother would get me Lincoln Logs. Do you think it was an unconscious act to make me more manly?
I was so unpopular, because of it. The other kids could build cool things with Tinker Toys, but what could you do with Lincoln Logs.
Then one day, my father lost his job and we had to burn them in the fireplace ot keep warm. I was so happy, until next Christmas when my father got another job and I got more Lincoln Logs.
What do you think about them?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 25, 2020 2:43 AM
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I got Magic Wood instead and was too embarrassed to tell anyone because the commercial was so sucky.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | October 18, 2015 10:45 PM
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I'm so gay I got Mary Todd Lincoln Logs.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 18, 2015 10:46 PM
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r2 what was the "magic" in Magic Wood? Magnets?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 18, 2015 10:49 PM
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Yes, magnets.
My sister got a toy knitting machine called Knit-O-Matic. The commercial for that one was almost hypnotic with a chorus of little girl voices in the background chanting "knit a row a second, knit a row a second"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 18, 2015 10:52 PM
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[quote]I'm so gay I got Mary Todd Lincoln Logs.
No, if you were crazy you would've gotten Mary Todd Lincoln Logs
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 18, 2015 11:34 PM
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Vivian Vance was so old that she got her logs directly from Lincoln himself!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 18, 2015 11:37 PM
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How were Lincoln Logs "more manly" than Tinkertoys?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 18, 2015 11:44 PM
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I'm glad we had toys like Lincoln Logs and Legos to build things and for an imagination. Better than having an iPad shoved in you're face like the kids today.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 18, 2015 11:47 PM
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And yet you didn't learn the difference between "your" and "you're," R9.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 18, 2015 11:48 PM
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Sorry about that, forgot that we need to type like we're in a spelling bee. My apology. You did miss *for* was supposed to be *form*.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 18, 2015 11:56 PM
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I must have inferred that poor sentence structure was your thing, R11.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 19, 2015 12:00 AM
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Papa was so poor he'd just break sticks from the yard and have us gnaw notches out of each end.
Becky still had both woman teeths so we had her do the rough cuts so's everything would be uniform and such.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 19, 2015 12:03 AM
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Inferred. I inferred that you stuck your Linclon Logs up your ass, and your mother had to pull them out. Perhaps she missed one, and it's still jammed up there someplace. Inferred.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 19, 2015 12:06 AM
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I liked blocks better than Lincoln logs. Tinker toys had a outer space charm.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 19, 2015 12:12 AM
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I never had either. I liked books, not toys.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 19, 2015 12:13 AM
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R14 seems to understand "inferred."
What do you do for your next trick?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 19, 2015 12:14 AM
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I got this great building toy in 1965 or so and wish I could find one today. It was like a 3-D Lite Brite, with transparent rods, straight and curved that you used to create buildings on a round black pegboard. UNDER the pegboard was a rotating translucent color wheel, lit from below, whose colored Rays would shoot up through the pegboard, making everything pretty
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 19, 2015 12:15 AM
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I had both and loved ’em. I loved my Spirograph more than either, though.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 19, 2015 8:10 PM
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Well I'm glad we had a piece of charcoal and paper instead of those newfangled etch-a-sketches! How are kids supposed to learn how to draw using knobs and looking at a screen? It ain't natural I tellya. No sir. No sirree
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 19, 2015 8:21 PM
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How old as a boy, were you? Were you too young to articulate more specifically what you wanted? Did your parents ever take you to a store so you could point out what you would like for Christmas? If not, it sounds very assuming.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 19, 2015 8:23 PM
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I wanted silly putty. But I got a rock
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 19, 2015 8:23 PM
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Younger people don't realize it, but there were very few plastic toys in the '50s. Pretty much everything was wood (TinkerToys, Lincoln Logs) or metal (Tonka Trucks, Matchbox cars).
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 19, 2015 10:01 PM
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I got live bait and had to fish or christmas dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 19, 2015 10:07 PM
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The most important issue has yet to be discussed so I shall do it for all of you. OP, at what age did you buy yourself a set of Tinker Toys and do you still play with them?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 19, 2015 10:14 PM
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I love OP's detail of having to burn the Lincoln Logs to keep warm. Even WE weren't that poor.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 26, 2015 2:47 AM
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What can one build with the excrement of an assassinated American president?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 26, 2015 3:31 AM
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I wanted Tinker Toys, all I had was Lincoln Logs. Never had Legos. I think LL where cheapest, Tinker Toys in the middle, Legos more expensive.
LL where more durable. Easy to break TT when a little kid is rough-housing.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 26, 2015 11:41 AM
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Tinker toys sucked for budding engineers and architects because the lengths and angles were pre-set, and you couldn't venture beyond certain trusses.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 26, 2015 1:58 PM
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Hit send too soon --
The most bitchin' construction set were Montessori peas and straws -- they let you make any angle you wanted with any lengths you wanted.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 26, 2015 2:00 PM
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Had both, plus Erector Sets
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 26, 2015 2:06 PM
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Lincoln Logs were fucking dreary. Though I had loads of them to work with (inherited from a much older brother), the possibilities were extremely limited: you could build a cabin, or some limited non-building-like "structures", but the module was really geared just to that one thing and even imaginative kids ran hard up against the limitations of the design. A goddamned log cabin. A rectangle with a pre-made green roof. Done. Next.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 26, 2015 3:20 PM
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Weren't the Lincoln Logs plastic? They were in the 70's.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 26, 2015 3:29 PM
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[quote]The toy sets were originally made of redwood, with varying colors of roof pieces. In the 1970s the company unsuccessfully introduced sets made entirely of plastic, but soon reverted to real wood.
[quote] They were invented [in 1916] by John Lloyd Wright, second son of the architect Frank Lloyd Wright.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | October 26, 2015 4:02 PM
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There were very few plastic toys in the '50s. No Legos, for example. Pretty much everything was wood or metal (Tonka trucks anyone?)
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 26, 2015 4:52 PM
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I prefer Captain's Logs myself.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 26, 2015 4:52 PM
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r13 And did you throw them off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 26, 2015 5:11 PM
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Granny done throwd my Lincoln Logs inta the ceement pond, bless her heart. I had ta fish 'em out with a stick. Good thing they floated!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 26, 2015 6:41 PM
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I used to make lovely little parasols from Tinker Toys which I would twirl coyly above my silken tressed head.
And then I'd go dial the phone with a pencil...
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 26, 2015 8:28 PM
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Didn't Bea Arthur leave one of those in Betty Whites dressing room?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 26, 2015 8:43 PM
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I was a child of the 90s. We had K-Nex. They were awesome.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 25, 2020 2:38 AM
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We were poor so I didn’t have character toys, but I did get a used set of Lincoln Logs. I created little villages and used the smallest pieces as people and created my own “characters” from Lincoln Logs.
I bought a set for my nephew. They were never used. Or even opened.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 25, 2020 2:43 AM
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