Millennial Bottoms - The worst there is?

I think I should add that being raised on endless porn (vs. the rare VHS tape I could get) - has probably created this weird expectation situation & demanding behavior...plus, that generation tends to be relatively needy in general.

Honey, the sad thing here is not that the sex is bad (which is a given with anyone under the age of thirty,) it's that you're still trolling bars for morons in their twenties at the age of thirty six. What do you expect is going to happen?

Oh please queen... just because I can get laid by anyone I want & you can't - don't blame me. I said a "handful" of guys in their 20s. How is that "trolling bars" ? Are you illiterate and sexless?

Aside from that, 90% of the time, they come up to me. As I said, they are not typically my type.

And no, prior to this, why should I expect guys this age to be so bad in bed? That's the question...not whether or not I am "trolling bars for 20 year olds" which is only happening in your imagination.

The more I think about it, the more I realize how many of them I turn down, ignore, or walk away from... and online, I just delete the majority of their chats. So, there you go. Next time, look up what "handful" means.

I'm old enough to be OP's father, and there's not enough alcohol or hallucinogens in the world to make me get within 100 feet of his cunty attitude, much less his nasty ass, skank dick.

Be thankful for what you got, bitch.

The lady doth protest too much. Please take a breather from the tina and get some sleep, doll.

Another theory is they may be nervous that they are with an experienced older guy and all that talking is just nerves.

[quote]I'm old enough to be OP's father,

If I'm fucking 20 year olds (and turning down most), I think I'd pass on your old loose ass, gay bowel disease, and GRIDs.

[quote]and there's not enough alcohol or hallucinogens in the world to make me get within 100 feet of his cunty attitude, much less his nasty ass, skank dick.

Likewise...even you cosby me...I'd awaken to flee. Why would I fuck some 55+ year old loose hole?

[quote]Be thankful for what you got, bitch.

Why? I can do better...and generally do better.

AND CAN ANY OF YOU DUMB FUCKS ANSWER THE QUESTION IN THE POST? Only R7 seems capable of doing it (thanks). Are you all really that filled with dementia and bitterness?

I'm not on any drugs, thanks. What happened was I went to bed around 11 and woke up to pee at 2-3. I went on grindr and this little queen begged me to fuck him.

Millennial bottom here who also goes for older guys. Not queeny or lazy in bed at all, and I ride dick like my life depends upon it.

I just think you've had bad luck, or perhaps something in your Grindr profile is sending the wrong message. Just a thought.

I'm 58, and I can tell you that the best thing about not having sex anymore is not having bad sex anymore.

[quote]I just think you've had bad luck, or perhaps something in your Grindr profile is sending the wrong message. Just a thought.

It just has my stats and says something generic about looking for friends or more. Yeah, I think I've just had bad luck. Also, I don't live in a gay area at all - I live in a very "bro" area, and I think they expect that when they meet me off grindr...but they don't get the bro that they are fantasizing about because I'm actually gay (omg). Also, if I meet them out - they see tall & hairy & a muscular build - they think I am gonna be some dom fuck-machine. I'm not. I like mutual sex. ..not being a dildo.

lol thanks r10. Yeah, no sex would've been better. Now I have to wash the sheets, and I had to wash myself with hibiclens to get his stank off... he seemed dirty. Well, who wouldn't in the middle of the night.

Aren't you supposed to give them little trophies, like in youth soccer?

In 20 short years OP will be 56 and still a kunt

OP is a big ole bottom.

OP needs to get fucked, literally and figuratively.

You should be fucking me, everyone says I'm a great bottom. I'm athletic build with a hairy chest and bubble butt and I'm 43. Apparently, I'm niche market for having the hairy chest, but the guys who love hairy, go crazy for. me . I'm very active in bed and always taking care of the dick, plus I'm very into it. I think that's what guys like in a bottom. A millennial is just concerned about himself and not very present.

You all love bashing millennial and bottoms...so what is the problem here?

I assume that anyone with a stank ass reply can't get laid... but really... grow up. Most of you are just as big of cunts as the OP is in the way you replied, so save it.

Shut up R17

Super hot R16. Totally my type.

[quote]A millennial is just concerned about himself and not very present.

Yea, that's the main issue with any bad sex partner I think. Maybe it's worse with the younger ones.

I'm 30 and a bottom, and have always liked being with older guys since I started having sex since they are SO much better at it. I HATED hooking up with guys my age in my 20s. I've never had any complaints about my bottoming abilities and most guys compliment that I have such good control of my pelvic muscles as I can contract them and roll them giving a massaging feeling. I started practicing how to bottom around age 16 or so when I realized I was gay and used dildos to get used to it and learn control so that when I finally did have sex I'd be ready, and it worked like a charm.

I will say though that I'm pretty verbal in bed (involuntarily) but the only command I'll usually ask of the top is to fuck faster/harder if I'm getting close to a prostate orgasm because the faster stroking puts me over the edge quicker.

Men in their 20s tend to finish a lot sooner than men in their 30s is all I'm saying.

Wow, OP, you sound insufferable. I haven't heard an asswipe like you in years and I live in NYC.

What's your experience with Millennial Tops?

OP - you're an asshole. You knew that already though, didn't you?

The Millennial bottoms are tearing this thread a new one. I guess OP hit a nerve.

last night I experienced worse, a millennial "bi curious dude" who blathered on and on about how he only took one cock twice, he was a VERY special flower and wasn't like all of "those gays". He then of course wanted to come back to my place, he probably was couch surfing and wanted a more reliable pad, I told him no and blocked him on Scruff.

I'm glad OP is not in my social circle.

I think the OP sounds perfectly fine and is fed up with bad bottoms . It's very understandable, there are lots of them. I'm not one of them though, my butt is addictive from what I'm told.

OP, I hope you still gave him a "participation trophy" so he didn't have a fucking meltdown when he got home!

My ass muscles are known to make tops cry tears of joy. They won't let go until I've milked every last drop.

I hope every guy who fucks OP is on PrEP

"Oh please queen... just because I can get laid by anyone I want" really means, "Anyone who wants my hole can have it."

IMO, water finds its own level. If you're getting lousy lays, you're probably a lousy lay yourself.

And if there is such a thing as humble bragging, the OP is doing the more repellant version of the same thing: humble cunting.

Men are dogs, period! All they want to do is shoot their filthy, slimy juice in you, or on you. Trust me on this.

I agree with OP.

Dear Lord in heaven!

36 posts and no one has called it yet?

I was just about to call him out, R37.

I highly doubt that OP is 36. This post reeks of an aging exclusive bottom boasting that older men make better bottoms because of their "experience." No, dear. No one want to fuck your flabby loose old man hole.

I agree with the OP. Millenials are bad lays

I'm 58 and a bottom and I tend to go over older guys myself - just my preference- and, a lot of them complain that I'm bad in bed because I'm a millennial. I think these guys should be lucky that younger dudes like me even so much as look in their direction.

In my late 40's about 5 years ago I got single again. I tried dating guys my age to see if i could find a romance but it wasn't working. I kept sex dates with guys any age. I remember the first time this happened - I was invited by 2 20-somethings to come fuck. It was a pretty hard and nasty fuck which was good. Then one of the guys came. He plopped down on a chair, lit a cigarette, and opened his cell. The other guy and I finished up. So then he lit a cigarette, and opened his cell. There was NO conversation no nothing no eye contact. It was an eye opener to this old fruit.

I was so turned on by the first guy and so turned off by his behaviour.

Well low and behold, about 6 months later he messaged me and we met and fucked like beasts and I knew as soon as it was over, BYE. Now he's a regular fuck bud and I thank my stars, appreciate it for what it is, and isn't, because he's probably the last young guy I am going to have as a fuck bud and he knows how to fuck. But not how to communicate.

so in a nutshell, I do NOT agree that millennials are bad fucks. But they do have a noticeably different M.O.

millennials don't make eye contact or communicate during or after sex and yes the constant checking the phone-txting during is a turn off but it is what it is with them...so get off n get out per my last experience a couple of months ago but it was hot...till next time

text and look at your phone as much as you want ... just give me your ass and I'll do the work dude

OP, sounds like you've had too much meaningless sex and you're dehumanizing people and not trying to even get to know the people you have sex with. Ever think that maybe you're the problem, treating people like objects?

You necro’ed this four year old thread to scold the OP like that? Oy vey.

OP is now in his 40s and still single.

R46 it was this line that really upset me

[quote] dude - you're a 3 am fuck who isn't that attractive. I am not analyzing it. I am trying to get off.

Oh, no! Is there now a bump 2016 thread troll? Or is it the 2015 troll who ran out of threads to bump and they are systematically moving on to 2016?

What are you talking about R49? This is still 2015.

What year is it?

Use them like a fleshlight.

R52 why not just buy a fleshlight then?

Fleshlights are expensive. Bottoms are cheap and disposable.

Also, who likes to clean a fleshlight. When you're done with a bottom you just send it on way, no messy clean up.

You’re a whore, darlin.

A guy I know is 44, muscled, 6'3 and a total bottom, clearly advertised on the dating apps, and gets repeated requests from 20-25 year old bottoms begging him to fuck them.

They think they're so special they'll be the one to convert him into being a top.

And a lot of the tops he's into don't want to fuck someone his age and who is bigger than they are.

I almost feel sorry for him.

That’s not surprising.

If a dude is tall / and or very well hung AND on the older side = he should accept hes better off as a top. And vice versa

R57 I'll fuck him.

I prefer tall, older holes.

well hung...don't give a fuck.

OP, if you’re 36, aren’t you a millennial?

R60, it's now five years later. OP is now at least 41. Eldergay. OP, you should stop f***king youngsters.

R60, it's now five years later. OP is now at least 41. Eldergay. OP, you should stop f***king youngsters.

What other threads has the 2016 bump troll unleashed today?