When Margo the transvestite tried to kill Kelly Garrett

He tried to kill her because she was "pretty".

classic DL shit.

margo wasn't very pretty.

God bless her, but Jackie really never has been any great shakes as an actor. Kmart was the best thing to happen to her because she's been able to have a very lavish life and future without having to continue to perform regularly.

Also what has happened to her speaking voice?

she's very pretty, even now.

[quote] Also what has happened to her speaking voice?

Margo wishes he had her speaking voice.

Hell, Margo wishes he had Harvey Fierstein's speaking voice.

This is exactly how Caitlyn Jenner would would deal with life if the cameras stopped rolling and her fame went away.

There's a network called FamilyNet that plays Charlie's Angels. I've been watching it, and they skipped over all of the Tanya Roberts episodes. They did, however, run all of the episodes with Shelley Hack.

Is this Charlie's Angels or an episode of NOVA? I'm just impressed with it's documentary-like portrayal of the average trannie.

lol, r9!

I love this episode but what in god's name is Jaclyn wearing?! Weren't the Angels supposed to be fashion plates? That applique vest is awful - did Bootsie Gumdrops make it for her?

"Hates pretty." Sounds like Gollum.

I never imagined Farrah would be the first to go. I thought it would be Shelley, stoned to death by critics.

lol, r11! thats fucking hilarious!

i always liked jaclyn smith the best. she was always my favorite angel.

That "fight" scene is the best, especially the part where Jax is supposed to be flung into the tower of boxes. Instead we see her take small mincing steps to the boxes, pivot, pause and then sort of half-assedly bump into the boxes. I'm assuming that Ms. Smith has garnered ample income from both her K Mart line (she doesn't btw, my friend worked her line, and she gets like 1% revenue commission) and teaching stage combat throughout the country.

Margo was an ugly man especially when she wore the gold dress at the phone club.

Long live Farrah. She was one of the most beautiful women who ever walked the face of the earth. God, she was gorgeous!

Margo was a far cry from Farah u stupid asshole!

You all killed him! Not with bullets or guns, but with hate. Well I can kill too because now I HAVE HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first cat was a shelter cat. Her name was Bootsie Gumdrops.

My pussy is named gumdrop.

She should have kicked Margo in the balls!

pussy willow. i just needed to type that.

R24 = beverly sutphin

Emmys all around I say!

I like how Margo, for no reason, seizes up & collapses into the mud puddle.

And Kelly led away sobbing...c'mon, girl you've seen worse than a dude in a pink leotard!

I love my Chuckie's Angles but the acting here as err...

I can never watch the Tanya Roberts episodes. They went into bad 80s fashion and hair. At least the early episodes in the 70s rocked it.

Kelly should have dropped the T.

I liked the Tanya Roberts episodes for the most part. My least favorite season was season 2. I like all of the rest. Margo was a big tranny klutz.

Poor Margeaux...humiliated and degraded by those evil hetero cis-women.

I liked how Margo made noises while she was lying in the mud.

R32, I know, right! That was really good acting.

Not quite as accomplished as Jacki Smith emoting absolute SHOCK! when the wig comes off (were times so innocent that no one could tell?), but good "make-noises-as-acting" nonetheless.

Margo was so pathetic in the mud puddle!

Time has been merciless to this show on TV as it has been to Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys books. Not only are there so many crimes, disguises, and assumed identities that would today be dispelled with a Google search and cell phones, but 2015 eyes can see the shadow of the camera in the struggle, the body of the male stunt double (who is not Margo) in the fall and roll, the way they had to do the whole thing in little pieces. CA is also one of those 70s shows where with the resolution of DVD you can see the tape marks on the floor for interior scenes and you just wait for the actors to walk to the marks and stand there.

it was 1981. what do you expect?

Was the audience honestly supposed to believe that Margaux was a woman??? I mean, there's "suspension of disbelief" and then there's Margaux!

Kelly should have reached up that dress and grabbed Margo by the BALLS!

Paul Factor (a.k.a. Margo) was killing pretty women and was preoccupied with Kelly cause she was "pretty".

Kelly was such a frau by the fifth and final season. The street wise Season 1 Kelly would never have been so traumatized nor helpless in a fight.

She was 36 in 1981, R40. I wonder if that had to do with Kelly being more covered up in the later seasons.

she loved to flash her pussy.

Shelley was gorgeous but she was not Angel material. Tanya, on the other hand, was.

shelley was angel material as much as kate jackson was. shelley was smart and beautiful.

That reminds me of of my all time favorite episode r35.

You know the one where Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Ladd jump out of a speeding car.

Just a quick second, Cheryl is a man in a horrible blonde wig and is obviously brunette.

The best part is Farrah is blonde but with a Grizzly Adams beard!!!

You gotta love Charlie's Angels! PS Did you know Cheryl could break walls open with her tiny body? Me neither. Until Charlie came along!

R11= BEAMISH!

What I loved best about CA was the generic female scream. Not even a variety, I think they used the same scream in just about every single episode.

lol 47. i always noticed that too. hilarious.

Somebody should start a Let's Pretend We're a CA Episode thread.

Margo can go screw!

Jackie Smith has the best opening credits scenes in the history of opening credit scenes.

i liked all of the opening credits on the show. made me feel good inside.

The fourth season ('79-'80) with Shelley Hack was much more glamorous and Jaclyn Smith looked especially beautiful. It's weird how frumpy the fashions and hairstyles became just one season later ('80-'81).

I think Jacklyn Smith had it in her contract that they would allow her to display her dancing "abilities" at least once a season. Nothing will ever top her routine when the Angels pose as beauty pageant contestants (not Kate Jackson, of course).

In that episode they dropped the T---into a mud puddle.

I don't know, r54. Chorus Line Angels from the 5th season is pretty amazing. Jaclyn goes undercover as an aspiring Broadway singer/dancer and there's a big production number at the end. They repeat it twice because apparently there was time to fill and Jaclyn was so amazing in the number. Sadly there are no youtube clips that include the song and dance section - copyright issues I guess.

r56, i hated a lot of that episode. lets be pals, fuckers and friends till the very end. it was stupid.

LMFAO, R57!!!!!! I loved "Pals, Buddies, and Friends". My brother and I used to sing it all the time

Hi there, hello!

We're glad that you could show,

for the Chrysanthemum Festival Pageant!

From far and near,

we girls came here,

to try to be queen of the pageant!

Neely O'Hara sings like a bird. R59, you sound like a frog.

Kelly Garrett and Tiffany Wells were my favorites. I also liked Julie Rogers, Kris Munroe and Jill Munroe. Didn't care for Sabrina Duncan too much.

Joanna Cassidy, Kim Basinger, and Barbara Bach all auditioned for CA at some point but did not get picked. They would actually have been a great trio (Joanna for Sabrina, Kim for Jill or Kris, and Barbara for Kelly).

Jaclyn Smith's acting was so bad in that clip, I was rooting for Margo.

Shelley Hack had no sex appeal, nor was she a good actress. Johnny Carson joked she had "no T or A." Kate Jackson wasn't sexy either, but she could act and brought some believability to her role and to the show. Tanya Roberts wasn't much of an actress either, but she was sexy. Cheryl Ladd once commented she was very intimidated by Tanya's body and Ladd herself had a very nice figure, slender and toned, yet a full bust.

I think Jaclyn was totally over the show by season 5. She announced either shortly before or after season 5 began that it would be her last on the show. She was never a particularly good actress, but she didn't seem to even bother to try much in season 5. But to be fair, the writing was pretty bad for the most part that season.

fuck......season 5 had it's great moments. i liked several of the episodes from that season. shelley hack was an improvement over kate jackson.

Shelly Hack was Season 4 and definitely not an improvement over Kate Jackson.

Season 5 was slightly better than Season 4 only because the Angels started working together again. Season 4 had too many solo episodes which would spotlight one Angel for the entire episode while the other two Angels only had a couple of scenes at the beginning and end of the episodes.

The solo episodes did take away from season 4, but still there were some great episodes in that season "Angel Hunt", "Angels on the Street", and "Caged Angel" in particular. Supposedly producers thought Shelley Hack's performance was so bad they cut out several scenes that focused on Tiffany in the two hour season opener and didn't give her character too much to do the in the first half of the season. She did improve a little bit later on in the season, but it was too little too late. It also didn't help that she was bitchy to people behind the scenes like Nolan Miller, who called her a bitch on a Charlie's Angels TV special.

Pals, Buddies and Friends?

Kate Jackson is no Meryl Streep..... but there is NO WAY that Shelly Hack/Tiffany was better than Kate Jackson/Sabrina! I don't care how good the rip-off of "The Most Dangerous Game" was.

Cheryl Ladd looks like shit in R68's pic. Menopause did a real number on her.

r70, that isn't cheryl ladd! that's shelley hack on the left. and yes, she does look like shit now.

I think r70 was JOKING, r71. The 'angel' in the middle is not Cheryl Ladd.

I'm always amazed there were just five seasons. It was a cultural phenomenon that completely crashed during its fourth year. I guess Glee could be its modern equivalent.

Tanya Roberts looks fabulous in R68s picture. Just fabulous. You should look so good.

That was several years ago, r74. The last pic I saw of her, it looked like she overdid it on the plastic surgery.

Tanya Roberts aka Julie Rogers is still gorgeous.

i love me some kelly garrett. she got freaked out when paul factor, aka, margo, called her at home. it was so personal.

This video spreads transphobia. Lock the thread.

r78, go jump in the toilet.

I remember when Kelly was a heroin addict for an entire episode. That was edgy TV.

This was why James Caan was deathly afraid for this son. Oh I forget the name of the midget but you all know who I mean.

Go to 40:40 to see how super macho Robert Conrad dealt with a nasty tranny !

at 7:00 once again you'll see how Hollywood loves to make trans people the villains

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Don't care. Let's get back to Kelly shooting up heroin!

lol, r84. i loved that episode!

Kelly survived Beamish, a woman's prison, Shelly Hack, and heroin addiction; plus she got shot in the face twice and not only survived but retained her stunning looks.

Yet she's traumatized by...Margo?

Lol, r86! Yes she's a survivor! I can't believe they had her get shot twice!

Jaclyn turned 70 last week!

It would be better with SHELLEY HACK, OP!

i like shelly hack. that bitch brought some class to charlie's angels.

A gift for r89:

R62, Kim was on CA's on the famous "Angels in Chains" episode. She was then on a detective show called "Dog and Cat" which lasted one season. When Farrah left, they tried to get her but she said she was no one's replacement. Michelle Pfeiffer also auditioned but was rejected. Most interesting was Claudia Jennings, B movie star and Playboy Playmate. She was thought to be a strong candidate to replace Farrah but the producers felt her nudity was too much baggage for their T&A show. When Kate left, Barbara Bach was considered but rejected as was Susie Coehlo Bono. One problem with Hack was that many felt her to be too similar in looks and coloring to Ladd. Ladd herself was furious because she felt Susie would have been a good contrast and like her, she wasn't an actress at all.

BTW, the photo of the Broadway episode has Jaclyn next to Pamela Peadon who played Cassie in the LA company of ACL. She replaced Leland Palmer who only did a few performances. Also, the producers had to pay the singer Kelly Garrett for use of her name. Garrett was a Johnny Carson regular who was once thought to be the next big thing but couldn't deliver on record.

[quote][R62], Kim was on CA's on the famous "Angels in Chains" episode. She was then on a detective show called "Dog and Cat" which lasted one season. When Farrah left, they tried to get her but she said she was no one's replacement

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And instead, 1978 found her making the m.o.w. THE GHOST OF FLIGHT 401, with Ernest Borgnine, and an episode of Vegas.

So natural looking too. Cough cough.

How could anyone NOT see that Margo was a tranny ?

R96

"Oh, I know just whatcha mean. When I went on THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW to confront my luvah of 6 months with my revelation, no one in the audience had a clue that I was actually a man. When I told 'Frank' (not his real name) that although I 'loved him with all my heart' I had to level with him and let him know that I am not Viveca, a former Vegas showgirl but Bob Henderson, a retired 63 year old plumber from Hadley, Massachusetts. Frank was so shocked that jumped 10 feet out of his chair, made incredulous faces and stormed back and forth for 30 seconds straight like we'd rehearsed, I mean like how shocked he was."

Cough, cough to you r95/Cheryl Ladd!

Let's at least be current, Bootsie. One West Waikiki was 20 fucking years ago.

At least I haven't had any work done.

Yeah, none of us either

Jaclyn Smith looks like beef jerky.

Cheryl Ladd had one of the tightest face lifts I have ever seen during the One West Waikiki years. Tight as a drum!

Love this thread, can't stop laughing.

Cheryl Ladd and Jaclyn Smith had too much plastic surgery for sure. Too damned tight.

Jaclyn looked great for the longest time but sometime before she did a guest spot on Law & Order: SVU she had some bad work done and hasn't looked "right" since then.

Cheryl looks ok, I think.

Claudia Jennings was considered for Tiffany, which Shelley Hack got. Jennings wasn't a great actress, but she had the sex appeal that Hack was lacking. They decided against it due to her past as a Playboy Playmate. She ended up getting killed in a car accident a few months afterwards.

Shelley Hack was sexy.

Shelley was very pretty--beautiful, even--but had zero sex appeal.

Margo was my very first TV appearance. I was nominated for a Golden Globe.

Is it Margo or sia?

Shelley Hack had a great look -- modern and casually glamorous -- but she was, to be polite, a limited actress. And on Charlie's Angels, she was hindered by the fact that she was hired at the last minute. Writers had already had to complete a third of the year's scripts before shooting started, and since they didn't know who would be cast, they gave the new angel generic lines and no character traits, and they mostly back-burnered her.

As well, this was the year they decided they could speed up (i.e save money) the production schedule by having a bunch of episodes focus on only one of the leads, with the others just getting a couple scenes in those eps.

Shelley started out behind the 8-ball and she never had a chance to recover. She would have struggled enough even if she'd had an actual character to play, with the writing to back it up, but she was not accomplished enough to be able to create something that wasn't already on the page.

Margo has a nice adams apple and hairy chest.

BUMP

Please Let our Angel Live!!!

This thread is a year old and I'm just now seeing it? These posts are hilarious.

And yes, R111 knows of what they speak. As much fun as people have picking on Hack and scapegoating her, she already had a lot against her once she was hired.

Julie Rogers, like Kelly Garrett, was a real singer. Rogers had a worldwide hit with "The Wedding".

I think Jaclyn Smith looks FABULOUS for her age. She really takes care of herself.

Jac was married to Vanessa Redgrave's gayish, husband, yes? What was that about?

Shelly Hack was wooden as hell till episode 18 by then is was too late CA's had begun it's death spiral All it needed was Tanya Roberts to drive the stake through it's heart!

I liked Shelley Hack on Charlie's Angels.

OMG. I MISS THIS SHOW SOOO MUCH.

i was a little boy when this shit aired for the first time. it scared the shit out of me to see poor Kelly fend off that damned trans.

I watch the switchblade snapping scene all the time, MARGO! Kelly cries out...she never thought she was a he omg! Then Margo growling through her teeth while doing every single Farrah Fawcett hair flip....or in his case....a bad wig flip haha

Which one of you bitches won the dinner date with Tanya Roberts?

Sh's kept her body up, too bad about the bad plastic surgery. She also talks like an old person.

She reminds me of one of the blue collar floozies you'd see in a Norman Lear comedy from the 70s.

Who would win in a street fight: Margo from "Charlie's Angels" or Bobbi from "Dressed to Kill"?

This episode will be shown on MeTv soon as they are working their way through season 5 now.

Jaclyn LIVED...LIVED TO REINVIGORATE DRAB HOUSEWIVES WITH HER KMART COLLECTION. LIVED TO RAISE ADORABLE BOOTSIE GUMDROPS.

R81 Damn. Underneath all that drag, he was once one cute as fuck blond twink.

Jaclyn named her children Spencer Margaret and Gaston. Pretentious much, bitch?

Is Kate in attendance???