I'm told I smell.

Gad. And here I thought MY life was beyond pathetic.

Telling you believe in going au natural.

Thank you, R1, but to trump OP, you must use a word with more scrabble points than "aplomb". You may use French, if you are at a complete loss and have to rush off to bed. R2 knows what he's doing, but he's probably in bed by now.

Thank YOU, R3.

Sorry it took me 10 minutes to get back to you. I was busy practicing on my xylophone.

And I thought I was the only one!

Ouch, R4!

You too, Cheryl, but only because I don't want to hear back from you, regardless. I would normally write "irregardless", but like I wrote, once is enough, so we're good.

R1 smells a little musty.

I don't like most colognes, or scented soaps, including laundry detergents (chemical sensitivity), but occasionally have worn a combination of patchouli and orange oil extracts. I get a lot of positive comments on how good I smell, and no, they aren't being sarcastic. Patchouli and weed is another smell I haven't tried.

It distresses me that R1 can't be troubled to credit the piano player on his YouTube clip. What's the back story there, R1? Is that your X? You got famous and dumped him, you cad?

Patchouli is also an insecticide, so that if there are any insects that have evolved to live without water out there in California, you're protected, too. And with the orange oil, you can double as a furnature polish. Excellent choice, R9.

R10 - like my eye roll for your use of 'Dial Mountain Fresh'?

Really scrapping the barrel on posts here, huh

Touché, mon petit monstre.

Actually, if you'd like to know, I use the soap because it's blue marbling matches the marble in my bathroom, after a fashion. Plus, I smell great, apparently.

Oh, R12. It's like life, it's entirely what you make of it.

"And it's never a short conversation."

The short version: "Smell her!"

Piano players are so many, they are like interchangeable parts.

OP, I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

I'm strangely fascinated by Teddy Brown.

But R18, Baby, I can cook!

May I run my nose along your neck, op? May I slowly breathe in your clean, otherworldly, musky virility?

You sound sensational, OP.

OP's fantasy life takes up more and more of his time, where it now seems as if his imaginary conversations are real.

You smell with your nose. Otherwise, you stink.

I like R24's wise comment. Well done, young fella. "A+"

R23, I'm afraid you get a gentleman's "C".

R22 would get an "A+"; however, he writes that OP "sounds" sensational. Doesn't OP "read" sensational? I would also have accepted "smells" sensational. R22, from those who much is given, much is expected. "B+" for you.

R21, yes, you may do all those things, but not tonight, I just washed my hair.

R26 Call me when you're more worn in and your divine odor is at its peak.

Teddy Brown only lived to be 46, the poor fat fuck.

have you been sweat-shamed recently?

Nope, I smell much too good for that.

OP is Marco Rubio.

I get you're glad you use Dial, OP, but do you wish EVERYBODY did?

Or just the 99 & 44/100ths% ?

OMG, it only now occurred to me as I dressed. I use scentless testosterone gel. I had started getting symptoms of depression. I was staying in bed and missing appointments. Then I got the gel, and returned to normal. Could these woman be sensing it somehow? It would account for the goofy "marry me" expression I get. You'd think a gay guy would pick-up on it. I use the Lubiderm after the gel, because otherwise my hands are sticky. (Yes, I later wash my hands before I go out so as not to contaminate the populous.)

I don't think it's the gel, but who knows?

R32, I reject the use of Dove. It melts or sublimes or dissipates. Whatever it does, it disappears. I reject it!

I shall move ahead as best I can.

It's your fireplace or firepit causing this

Naw, I don't have either, R36. I think its my soap,

Nobody cares, OP. We can’t smell you thru the computer.

Dial orange from back in the day. My best friend's penis smelled and tasted like it at 12 yo.

Thanks for sharing, Stinkpot with the Greasy Legs.

We've heard of you.

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OP, you're ferry moans are to die for.

I don't use soap...let nature give me my au naturel "aroma"...

Do I smell?

I smell home cooking

It's only the river

it's only the river

Maybe it's garlic.

The origin of the odor is one of these:

Your ass

Your pits

Your crotch

Your feet

OP, I'm sorry to know that you use such cheap ass shampoo,

[quote] Dial orange from back in the day.

I think it was called "Gold" but I knew what you meant.

Another goddamned 5+ year old bumped thread. I usually check these days but I was so intrigued by the topic I didn't this time

[quote]OMG, it only now occurred to me as I dressed. I use scentless testosterone gel.

Wow, HRT is pathetic. Just age normally.

R48 it’s not like you have cooties if you touched an old thread. You will be Ok.