The Property Brothers

They used to be underwear models and have quite nice bosoms.

Are they cock hounds?

Damn they are two very ugly men

Either of them gay?

yup ...one is gay and one is straight! Anybody know which or any gossip?

And they must be exhausting in person.

R4, they star on HGTV. What do you think?

They're 6-foot-5 and like to wear tight clothes.

Overrated, homely-faced men with limited personalities, basic antics and decent, thin bodies. They're quite boring to me.

Oddly the bearded, all business, plaid shirt wearing contractor reads a lot more gay than the metrosexual realtor. Maybe it's the hair.

I think they're pretty attractive. Not sexy, but attractive.

In threads like these I always picture OP being the celebs themselves. And they always get a nice reality check.

I like it when the contractor brother punches holes through those cheap Canadian walls with his fists.

We're not PROPERTY! We're human beings!

The realtor(on the right) is the gay one and the contractor "Gable lookalike" is the straight one.

I suspect they will eventually both identify as gay.

Are you just wildly speculating, R14?

Who has a better crooked smile - the one on the left or David Tyler Muir?

R15 No. I know this to be true.

Well, the realtor talks about having a girlfriend, and the contractor was married to a woman.

I don't understand why people like r18 try to bring facts into the conversation. It really ruins all the fun and speculation of gossip.

This is his girlfriend. She Asian. Draw your own conclusions.

Me so horny.

And ... wait for it ...

They don't even have a whole chin between them.

i don't think they wipe well...

Why do you say that, R23?

What is the "doesn't wipe well" look?

Not even remotely. Yuck.

What r9 said. And I would add goofy.

They're alright. I see the appeal.

Are they slightly Iranian? That's what I'm getting.

They're alright.

But I'd rather "get with" the extremely sexy Mr. Boogedy.

[quote] The realtor(on the right) is the gay one and the contractor "Gable lookalike" is the straight one.

Drew (realtor) is married and has been for a few years.

Jonathan (contractor) is supposedly dating one of those Deschanel bitches, but she could be bearding. He always struck me as gay because of his highlighted 80s porn hair.

I think these two know the taste of each other's cocks.

A little too Abraham Lincolnish / Marfansy

I never have found them sexy or entertaining but if they did a porn movie together I would definitely jerk off to it. Life is funny that way.

I think they’re both cute. I’d fuck them

The only thing that saves them is that they are tall.

If a grown man still goes by Jonathan, there's a good chance he's gay. Every hairdresser, choreographer, nurse is always Jonathan and never Jon.

Nah...for at least the last decade people have been using their full names instead of shortening them. Haven’t you noticed, Dick?

[quote]If a grown man still goes by Jonathan, there's a good chance he's gay...

Actually, for a few years, Jonathan went by his middle name: Silver Scott. Now, THAT'S GAY!

If a genie granted me three wishes, I'd be very tempted to waste one of the wishes on seeing these two make out and fuck each other.

The second wish might be for world peace or something,.