The True Meaning of Christmas
... is, obviously, watching Spock die of radiation poisoning.
Hallmark, you have outdone yourself. Although I feel like Kirk and Spock should be wearing little Santa hats, don’t you think?
You can order the new ornament *here* [italic](no links in posts! - Muriel)[/italic], which plays Spock’s “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” quote. I can only pray that next year’s Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Holiday Ornament is a life-sized representation of Chekov’s ear, with the Ceti Eel crawling into it. Because the only thing more jolly than watching Spock slowly die would of course be alien larva forcibly entering a human orifice. Ho ho ho!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 19, 2020 10:35 PM
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Oh, they definitely need to make this an ornament series.
Next one could be Edith getting hit by that car. Or those hippies dying after they eat the poison fruit.
"Head now to Eden...brother....."
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 9, 2015 4:44 AM
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I have the light-up Borg Cube Hallmark Christmas Ornament. Memories are so bitter-sweet!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 9, 2015 5:17 AM
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Chaka KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 19, 2015 4:41 AM
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Spock, like Jesus, died for our sins, and was then resurrected. I don't see the problem.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 19, 2015 4:50 AM
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This is right up there with the Texas 9/11 cheerleaders.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 19, 2015 5:20 AM
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[quote] new ornament *here* (no links in posts! - Muriel)
Muriel actually goes in and edits people’s posts?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 19, 2020 6:53 PM
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The kidnapping of naughty children and beating them with sticks is my favorite part. Yay, Krampus!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 19, 2020 6:58 PM
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