800-pound man orders pizza, gets kicked out of hospital. Which of you feeders out there wants him?

wow. He has a pretty face though. Jesus how can anyone come to this point?!

Allow me to sweeten the pot for OP.

Yes, a pretty face...there...in the middle.

And then there's this:

And this:

[quote]He had been enrolled in a weight loss program at Rhode Island Hospital for the past 80 days and he claims he’s lost more than 20 pounds. Assanti said he ordered a pizza to reward himself for his progress...

I'm sure there's a joke in there but I'm feeling too sad for this man to make one.

20 lbs in 80 days when you're that fat means he wasn't even trying. Fatties like that lose that much moving their bowels.

The man was practically wasting away!

He's trolling for a reality show.

I knew those Tommy Hilfiger ads were photoshopped.

He needs a go fund me account.I hope someone helps him.

He looks like an obese Sam Bradford

Slob. He needs to be locked away in a padded cell. No sympathy for such a self centered glutton.

Looking at R4 s photo, one wonders how he functions day-to-day. How do you take a piss without being able to reach your dick because of all your fat? How do you fit on the toilet? Wipe your ass? Find clothes that fit? I guess jacking off is out of the question.

He really let himself go

LOL, R7.

But seriously, 20 lbs in 80 days is absolutely pathetic. Someone who weighs only 300# could do better than that on Weight Watchers!

Surely he must've known that he wasn't allowed to order in pizza! Is that what they mean by "self-defeating"?

That's OK Miss Crabtree, you can call me Chubsy Ubsy

Couldn't you drop someone like that on a deserted island with nothing but rice, water and multivitamins and leave them there for a year?

RICE, R18?? These boys don't need anymore carbs. God, I can't even make fun of them, it's just depressing. Yeah, obviously overeating and lack of physical activity are major contributing factors here, but when you're getting past 400 lbs there has to be something else wrong - some kind of genetic cause, some severe metabolic default or something else at the root of that weight gain. We all know people who eat a ton, get minimal exercise and rarely seem to gain much weight.

800lb Rhode Island man vows to slim down dramatically: ‘I don’t feel human’

Steven Assanti, who was kicked out of a hospital for ordering pizza last week and is in the running to be filmed for a TLC show, plans to ‘shock the world’

Yeah, ok, let's see it. The guy barely has the ambition or the will to sit up.

What's ambitious boy been up to? Any progress at losing the hundred of pounds hes supposed to loose?

I had some sympathy for him until I read he was caught on video yelling at a nurse.

I would love to watch a TV show with concerned and sympathetic morons fawn over each other to wipe the ass he can't wipe himself. Time and channel please.

R14 I was curious too and got lost online with blogs and tipsters telling how one that big can wipe their ass. Most times they have to take showers or have some sort of shower shot set up. I'm not going to make fun of the guy, there's enough hate and ignorance in the world. He obviously has some psychological problems to get that big . I hope he gets some sort of help.

gay men: this guy is one of your own. own it, b*tches

R26, might I suggest not participating in the negativity. You may find the guy abhorrent and disgusting, but does it really make your life better by saying so? I think grown adults really need to start thinking about what they say negatively about others and how it affects others. I understand there is such thing as snark and wittiness , but this is just sad going on about this guy. Leave him alone and say nothing, your life will be just the same as if you did say something nasty, except your karma will be better off.

[quote]Any progress at losing the hundred of pounds he's supposed to loose?

Same progress as the millions still trying to learn the difference between "lose", and "loose", I imagine...

Ah warsh mahself with a rayug on a stiyuck!

Leave him alone? The fat slob does nothing to contribute to the good of society. He consumes tax dollars through healthcare resources, assisted living and misguided sympathy and yet, he does not produce anything - certainly not a taxable income. A weak case might be made if he would (could) produce something of beauty - music, art or literature for the good of society but he fails even at that. He is a waste of air and a good deal of space. Fuck him and all the disgusting slobs like him.

Thank God I was never that fat.

Wow, feel better R30?

And you thought I was a fatso?

His titties are bigger than mine.

R19 and R27

Oh Dear!

He looks like he ate all the [italic]Facts of Life[/italic] girls.

Darfur Orphan, eat your heart out...

Please ignore the time traveler from 2015.

Sadly, he was at 175 lbs before COVID hit in March. COVID's a bitch.

He's SKIN AND BONES!

Lol r40.

I think liposuction followed by a lap band or stomach stapling should be covered by all forms of health insurance in order to stamp out obesity.

I mean how are these people going to run for their lives in the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse?

If youre interested, there are several episodes of My 600 Lb Life dedicated to him and his equally fat brother.

Prepare yourselves. It's a hell of a ride.

Once you reach that point it’s an addiction. It’s easy to make fun of super fat people. If you’re over 300 lb I would equate their food addiction to a drug addiction. It’s sad being addicted to something you actually need to survive ie food just be a bitch to get over.

[quote] survive ie food just be a bitch to get over.

Must * oh dear!

R44- You DON'T need peperoni pizza to survive.

Uber queen Steven Assanti is now married (to a woman) and living happily in Michigan.

One of the greatest comedic moments in television history occurred when 800 pound Steven fell off the back of a slow moving golf cart.

R46 I mean food in general. We need to eat to survive. If you turn to food (especially bad food) for comfort well then it’s a problem.

I thought this 2015 dead thread was resurrected because he died. How can tubo still be alive?

R47 you say funny, I say sad

He is young, but will be deceased within five years. Opioid abuse and a pizza obsession is not a promising outlook.

OMFG!!! And when people call out some 300-lb fattards here and I thought that was an overstatement. Obesity is going berserk in Murica!!!!

He refuses to stick with any structured and monitored weight loss program, counseling services, and the hospital regulations in multiple locales.

His decision, but a terrible one.

That fat hog is a visual representation of the American populace in 2020.

Fat, obnoxious, whiney, lazy, entitled, and addicted to shitty food.

He has a girlfriend? Does he blow pizza sauce loads in her?

R55 thank you for the visual.

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[quote]That fat hog is a visual representation of the American populace in 2020.

Well, except for the tiny detail that this happened over five years ago, then sure.

This article was about Steven Assanti, who ended up on My 600 Lbs Life. Not sure how much weight he lost but his brother lost a couple hundred pounds and kept it off, from what I read.

I was curious if he was till alive. He mocked taxpayers because they supported all his bad behavior and antics.

Can you just knock someone that fat out, wire their mouth shut, put them on an IV drip for the essential nutrients and just wait?

Can they one live off the all that fat until the weight drops to a survivable level?

Not being snarky - just wondering if it’s physically possible.

R60 holy crap. Buffalo Bill, is that you?