I think Jackie Kennedy life would make a great video game, but what would be the best format?

I just did a google image search, can you all believe that there is no Minecraft Jackie Kennedy character to be found anywhere on the internets?

This is the only video game image for Jackie Kennedy I could find, and I think that it is a disgrace to her memory.

There should be at least a Grand Theft Auto Dealey Plaza or Resident Evil Dallas where Jackie has to blow the heads off zombies with a small derrinmger she keeps in her purse.

How about a video game focusing on the Kennedy family's competitive sports. You get to play Jackie and your objective is to survive.

Me Pacman would be better suited for Rory Kennedy, she's got the chompers for it..

"Escape from Hickory Hill" You have to navigate Jackie through a huge multi-level maze avoiding hazards like dirty diapers, empty wine bottles, dog poop, and Ethel flicking deadly boogers at you , the object is to collect as many of Ethel's children as you can before she either flicks a freshly picked nose grenade on you or time runs out. You bonus points for every child you can convince Jack is his.

Ethel could also travel about the maze dropping tetris shaped babies pieces that Jackie must store in her pillbox hat

Jackie was the only Kennedy excused from playing in the traditional family touch football games. She would sit with old Joe Kennedy watching the game as she gave him a discreet handjob and was the only family member allowed to do so.

Hell they even made poor lobotomized Rosemary play, albeit as just a tackling dummy.

R5 i could see Jackie doing that! Poor Rosmary,she was just happy to be included.That's probably when they dreamed up the Special Olympics.

That's exactly where Eunice got the inspiration for the Special Olympics, she would organize retard races in her backyard for Rosemary and her fellow 'tards and all the Kennedys would place bets on the winners., while they had cocktails & clambakes and cheered them on from the verandah.

Eunice eventually did stop putting saddles on the retards with little monkey jockeys complete with racing silks and riding crops by the time it became the Special Olympics of today.

Glutinous little Teddy always was troublesome.

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[quote] Or Ms Pacman.

"Honey, doncha know...

I'm more than Princess Lee Radziwill with a bow!"

I could see one where the object of the game would be to buy expensive designer clothes at swanky department stores (using your credit card from Aristotle Onassis) , and then have to resell them at Upper East Side consignment boutiques for cash.

If you couldn't make enough money that way to pay your children's tuition bills for Collegiate and Brearley, you'd be forced to fly back to Skorpios to fuck your hideous husband.

There is a video game based on the JFK assassination. Ted described it as despicable.

DIE r10