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The Golden Girls remake

Starring:

Bette Midler as Dorothy

Barbra Streisand as Blanche

Diana Ross as Rose

and Cher as Sophia

With:

Liza Minnelli as Trudy McMahon

Elliot Gould as Stan

Tracee Ross as Kierstan

Tony Bennett as Angelo

Patti Lupone as Angela

by Anonymousreply 5608/01/2020

Joan Collins as Jean

Dame Helen Mirren as Barbara Thorndyke

by Anonymousreply 110/04/2015

Cher has said in interviews that she and her close friends are like the Golden Girls.

Cher is Dorothy

Paulette (Cher's best friend) is Rose

Cher's sister GeorgeAnn is Sophia

Angie (another close friend) is Blanche

They even have matching PJs and robes with their character's named embrodiered on them.

by Anonymousreply 210/04/2015

Me as Phyllis Hammerow, Miami's answer to Me.

I did it in The Hours, I could do it here too.

by Anonymousreply 310/04/2015

barbra is way too ugly to be Blanche

by Anonymousreply 410/04/2015

Wow, OP. I hVe never felt this much pity for someone.

by Anonymousreply 510/04/2015

r5 = Barbara Thorndyke

by Anonymousreply 610/04/2015

Bradley Cooper as Coco

Tom Cruise as Clayton Hollingsworth

Peter Dinklage as Dr. Jonathan Newman

by Anonymousreply 710/04/2015

Don't forget Patty Duke.

by Anonymousreply 810/04/2015

Alexander Skarsgard as Cousin Sven Rebel Wilson as Becky John Travolta as Big Sal

by Anonymousreply 910/04/2015

Barbara Parkins is in.

by Anonymousreply 1010/04/2015

I would love to watch Barbra's interpretation of Blanche. She has done southern before with Hello Dolly! But of course she would only have to sit on the one side of the table. Liza as Trudy would be fantastic, and would end with all the girls doing a fabulous production number at the High School reunion party.

Elton John would make a better Coco.

by Anonymousreply 1110/04/2015

Ted Danson as Miles.

by Anonymousreply 1210/04/2015

This casting made be clutch my Golden Pearls.

by Anonymousreply 1310/04/2015

OP can't be serious. Who are these people?

by Anonymousreply 1410/04/2015

Christine Lahti as Dorothy (she's 5'10"!)

Kim Basinger as Blanche

Geena Davis as Rose

by Anonymousreply 1510/05/2015

BUMP for more dream casting of the GG movie!

James Wolk as junior cop spying on the next door neighbors.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2015

I always thought you could stick the First Wives Club or 9 to 5 casts in here pretty easily.

Bette Midler as Dorothy Goldie Hawn as Blanche Diane Keaton as Rose

Or, Lily Tomlin as Dorothy Dolly Parton as Blanche Jane Fonda as Rose (although she could make a great Blanche, too)

And, I don't know, Valerie Harper as Sophia? They were always such sound alikes. Dan Hedaya as Sal. Trying to think of a good Stan - who's a lovable yutz?

by Anonymousreply 1710/06/2015

Stanley Tucci as Stan.

by Anonymousreply 1810/06/2015

Just take the Hot in Cleveland quartet and give them GG scripts.

Wendie Malick - Blanche

Jane Leeves - Dorothy

Valerie Bertinelli - Rose

Betty White - Sophia

by Anonymousreply 1910/06/2015

OT... anyone remember the episode where Blanche's husband's illegitimate son comes to town?

Have we talked about his massive bulge and ass yet?

by Anonymousreply 2010/07/2015

Oh, shit. Who knew George's bastard son was Paul Young from Desperate Housewives?

by Anonymousreply 2110/07/2015

The bastard son's bulge...hmmm But I digress! I think Midler would be great as Blanche, tarty but on her own terms (that's probably on Midler's calling card!) Haven't seen anyone who could match Bea Arthur's delivery, there was only one Bea! I think Dame Judi could easily pull off Sophia. And for Rose? who cares, she wasn't funny. and Diana Ross?? Common...seriously?!

by Anonymousreply 2210/07/2015

Dorothy.....Kate Jackson

Blanche.....Jacklyn Smith

Rose......Cheryl Ladd

Sophia......Joyce Bulifant

by Anonymousreply 2301/02/2016

Why are ElderGayz obsessed with this show?

I've seen it in reruns and it's funny but not groundbreaking or anything.

Splain?

by Anonymousreply 2401/02/2016

Dorothy - Anjelica Huston

Rose - Goldie Hawn

Blanche - Jessica Lange

Sophia - Olympia Dukakis

by Anonymousreply 2501/03/2016

Rose Nylund wouldn't have a biracial daughter in a remake. St. Olaf doesn't allow interracial marriages.

by Anonymousreply 2601/03/2016

The only way I'd even acknowledge OP's absurd idea of a reboot is if this were the cast:

Dorothy: Julie Andrews

Sophia: Angela Lansbury

Rose: Helen Reddy

Blanche: Lesley Ann Warren

by Anonymousreply 2701/03/2016

Who should play that anti-Semite bitch Barbara Thorndyke in the remake?

by Anonymousreply 2801/03/2016

R28: How about Vanessa Redgrave? Won't be a stretch for her.

by Anonymousreply 2901/03/2016

Oh please

by Anonymousreply 3001/03/2016

Melissa McCarthy or Aidy Bryant could play Blanche's fat daughter in the remake. Also who could play Blanche's slutty niece Lucy? Maybe real life whore Whitney Cummings.

by Anonymousreply 3101/03/2016

[quote] Melissa McCarthy or Aidy Bryant could play Blanche's fat daughter in the remake.

And when she becomes a skinny redhead, I'm still available.

by Anonymousreply 3201/03/2016

Octavia Spencer as the older black woman that Dorothy's son marries.

by Anonymousreply 3301/03/2016

If this was for for stage or television, I think G would be perfect as Dorothy.

by Anonymousreply 3401/03/2016

Mary Steenburgen as Blanche's sister Charmaine.

by Anonymousreply 3501/03/2016

Kiernan Shipka as the pregnant teen Mary that is taken by the Golden Girls

Rico Rodriguez as the immigrant boy who is also Dorothy's student

Ed Helms as Dorothy's son-in-law aka the podiatrist/cheater

by Anonymousreply 3601/03/2016

Can't recreate or improve upon the original. Stop it now.

by Anonymousreply 3701/03/2016

If Caitlyn played Dorothy she could use Bea's original wardrobe.

by Anonymousreply 3801/03/2016

Some choices for Rose = Dawn Wells, Georgia Engel & my personal fav Dolly Parton who seems to be surprising similar to Rose in many ways:small town stories, perceived innocence & hides her true hair at all times.

by Anonymousreply 3901/03/2016

Dolly could never play ditzy or dumb.

by Anonymousreply 4001/03/2016

Joan Collins as Barbara Thorndyke. Because nobody plays "cunty" better than Joan Collins.

by Anonymousreply 4101/04/2016

The only actress that comes to mind (other than the younger 50's actress that played young Dorothy) is Geena Davis. She has the height, smarts, comedic chops & with her plastic surgery changes to her face I can easily see her sitting home on a Saturday night without a date. She's a perfect name for the role.

by Anonymousreply 4201/04/2016

[quote]Maybe real life whore Jennifer Lawrence.

Fixed that for you.

by Anonymousreply 4301/04/2016

Allison Janey as Dorothy Katey Sagal as Blanche Linda Grey as Rose Linda Lavin as Sophia

by Anonymousreply 4408/01/2020

Allison Janey as Dorothy

Katey Sagal as Blanche

Linda Grey as Rose

Linda Lavin as Sophia

by Anonymousreply 4508/01/2020

Cate Blanchett as Dorothy

Nicole Kidman as Blanche

Naomi Watts as Rose

Jacki Weaver as Sophia

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2020

Terrible casting. Don't give up your day job OP!

by Anonymousreply 4708/01/2020

R31 Excuse me?!?!

by Anonymousreply 4808/01/2020

R46 I love the Aussie version!

Rusty Crowe could be Stan.

by Anonymousreply 4908/01/2020

I'm available!!

by Anonymousreply 5008/01/2020

Those people are too old! Betty/Bea were 63 when Golden Girls started. Rue was only 51.

by Anonymousreply 5108/01/2020

Miss Ross does not participate in ensemble projects. Miss Ross is the only star in any movie she appears. For future reference, please do not look directly at Miss Ross when you see her, and when you are dismissed from her presence always bow repeatedly while backing out of the room. Thankyouverymuch!

by Anonymousreply 5208/01/2020

Elliot Gould as Stan is a great call. Not so sure about these others.

Maybe Holland Taylor as Barbara Thorndyke?

by Anonymousreply 5308/01/2020

R46 R49 Linda Hunt could play Sophia in your Aussie production.

by Anonymousreply 5408/01/2020

Ian McKellen as Dorothy

George Takei as Blanche

Derek Jacoby as Rose

Leslie Jordan as Sophia

by Anonymousreply 5508/01/2020

Cynthia Nixon as Dorothy

Kristin Davis as Rose

Kim Cattrall as Blanche

SJP as Sophia

Chris Noth as Stan

by Anonymousreply 5608/01/2020
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