Oh, how I love thee
|by Anonymous||reply 209||December 20, 2020 4:05 PM|
Gun-toting, animal-killing Jesus nut?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||October 3, 2015 4:18 PM|
[quote]Gun-toting, animal-killing Jesus nut?
Yeah, yeah. Everybody's has something.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||October 3, 2015 4:51 PM|
Everybody^^^. Please webmasters, we wouldn't be opposed to an edit function.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||October 3, 2015 4:54 PM|
R1, you are a bigot
|by Anonymous||reply 4||October 3, 2015 5:04 PM|
R1, that makes him even cooler
|by Anonymous||reply 5||October 3, 2015 5:04 PM|
Sorry, but he's hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||October 8, 2015 1:31 AM|
He looks like Colby Keller in that photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||October 8, 2015 1:32 AM|
Unless he's prepping for a movie, he's pretty much your run-of-the-mill schlubby white guy, hence the appeal to someone like R5.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||October 8, 2015 1:33 AM|
His legs look very muscular.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||October 8, 2015 1:35 AM|
We probably reached peak Chris Pratt this year, but, whatever, he's still hot as fuck. I actually prefer him when he's a bit fatter. Extra meat on the bone just suits some people, while it "drowns out" others. Pratt is someone who looks just as good tubby as he does lean and ripped. But, alas, he has those thick calves that never seem to really taper off. He could never do drag.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||October 8, 2015 6:32 AM|
[quote]Unless he's prepping for a movie, he's pretty much your run-of-the-mill schlubby white guy
Unless he's PRePing for a movie with Colby Keller, there is nothing to see. Move along now.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||October 8, 2015 10:26 PM|
Just watched the Billy On the Street episode where he guested. Pratt is adorable. At one point he and Billy did an extended hug and Billy said, "I'm as hard as a rock."
|by Anonymous||reply 12||October 25, 2015 1:52 AM|
Hard care Repug. He's probably hate your guts, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||October 25, 2015 3:53 AM|
Is he cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||October 25, 2015 4:23 AM|
He's cute, but his toupee is tragic.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||October 25, 2015 5:20 AM|
[quote] He's cute, but his toupee is tragic.
He doesn't wear a toupee. His natural hair is tragic.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||October 25, 2015 5:54 AM|
I know he likes guns, but how do we know he's a Republican?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||October 25, 2015 6:07 AM|
He must be a Republican, a recent Blind Item answer appears to be Chris and Jennifer Lawrence hooking up while making a movie. Democrats don't cheat on their wives, do they?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||October 25, 2015 9:52 AM|
He seems like a big dumb lug, and big dumb lugs are often Republicans. It's not that he isn't hot and charismatic, I just don't think I'd want to be friends with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||October 25, 2015 12:04 PM|
Big dumb lug=hot as fuck in bed affectted body shaming prissy DL anorexic queen= disengaged bottom with loose rectum
|by Anonymous||reply 20||October 25, 2015 12:22 PM|
He's really into guns, he's very religious, and is one of those rah-rah "patriots" who love to wave the flag. Gee, I wonder if he's a hard core republican...
|by Anonymous||reply 21||October 25, 2015 12:24 PM|
From the (dumb) horse's mouth
|by Anonymous||reply 22||October 25, 2015 12:26 PM|
I find both him and his thin-lipped wife, Anna Faris, to be so very meh. Wikipedia quotes her as saying she was raised in "a very conservative atmosphere." So they're made for each other, what her Christian boobs hanging out everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||October 25, 2015 12:41 PM|
Love him now, OP because you won't want him after he returns to his former shape.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||October 25, 2015 3:03 PM|
These two are the vapid alpha couple that EVERYONE hated in high school. Popular and catered to because they are both generic QB and cheerleader clones.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||October 25, 2015 5:08 PM|
I'm no longer in high school and I still hate them.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||October 25, 2015 8:06 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||October 25, 2015 8:08 PM|
He has tiny nips.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||October 25, 2015 8:15 PM|
Thanks for the info on his rightwingism. I no longer like him.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||October 25, 2015 9:56 PM|
It is nice to burst OP's and the "i want him me" gays' bubble asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||October 25, 2015 10:32 PM|
Yeah, no. Giving away his wife's cat of many years to a complete and total strager, because they were "thinking" of starting a family, made him dead to me. He's obviously a sociopath (like everyone in the GOP) who can turn in the charm when needed.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||October 25, 2015 10:40 PM|
He has no heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||October 25, 2015 10:42 PM|
[quote]PRATT: “I’m sorry, but anytime I kill something, before I eat it, I like to say a quick prayer — just ‘cause we did waste this guy.”
|by Anonymous||reply 33||October 25, 2015 10:42 PM|
He blames his love for killing on his being part animal:
[quote]"The thing inside me that drives me to go out and hunt is very animal. But the remorse, emotion and respect I feel, and the closeness to God that I feel when I’m out there, is my humanity. It’s an opportunity for me to explore what parts of me are animal and what parts of me are human."
|by Anonymous||reply 34||October 25, 2015 10:43 PM|
[quote] "The thing inside me that drives me to go out and hunt is very animal. But the remorse, emotion and respect I feel, and the closeness to God that I feel when I’m out there, is my humanity. It’s an opportunity for me to explore what parts of me are animal and what parts of me are human."
Jesus H. Christ. Hunters who philosophize why they hunt are lunatics.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||October 25, 2015 10:48 PM|
LMAO OP, find another sociopath who is actually gay, for example, Matt Boner.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||October 25, 2015 10:52 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||October 25, 2015 10:52 PM|
[quote]He seems like a big dumb lug
That's exactly what he wants people to think he is. Like I've written here earlier his eyes look dead. To me his whole funny guy image seems to be a well-constructed act. Obviously I could be completely wrong but I've never been able to connect on an emotional level with him and I suspect it's the eyes that are throwing me off. Maybe it's the sad clown syndrome, who knows. My dad used to hunt so I know not all hunters are soulless assholes but I'm not liking the whole cat thing. You don't just give away a pet in social media you've had for years unless you seriously don't give a fuck. It's possible the cat found a better home elsewhere if that was the level of commitment Pratt and Faris had.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||October 25, 2015 10:59 PM|
He will face the same fate like the poor cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||October 25, 2015 11:39 PM|
[quote]Thanks for the info on his rightwingism. I no longer like him.
Stop the hate, Chris still loves his gays.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||October 26, 2015 4:07 AM|
[quote] Stop the hate, Chris still loves his gays.
More likely, he has a good PR team who know which side his bread is buttered.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||October 26, 2015 4:10 AM|
Has he ever said or done anything of substance to show how much he "loves his gays"? Taking a shirtless selfie doesn't count.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||October 26, 2015 4:16 AM|
I don't care about the gays but they are so easy to please.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||October 26, 2015 5:09 AM|
Woah, woah, woah. We're jumping to conclusions a bit, aren't we? He likes guns and he relied on prayer during a period in which his prematurely born son was fighting for his life. That Inquisitor "report" that R22 linked to is actually a word-for-word copy of a posting on nutcase Allen West's website. I'm SURE we can rely on a random blog posting from Allen West's website for its accuracy and unimpeachable journalistic integrity.
I doubt Pratt is a conservative Christian in the modern Bible Thumping/Southern Baptist or Tea Party sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||October 26, 2015 9:41 AM|
What's interesting is that if you recall the first season, his character on "Parks and Rec" was a total asshole verging on physically abusive. He certainly was not the lovable, bumbling lug he later morphed into through the writing. I always thought that character transformation was bizarre given who it was written for: an obviously gone to seed, alcoholic, rapey, post-frat bro. It seemed that he was going to be written off, and I was a bit surprised when he returned for the second season since they wrote off the other male star who was replaced by Adam Scott. They proceeded to lighten and sweeten him up quite a bit, but that bitter aftertaste of the way his character was originally written and performed always bothered me.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||October 26, 2015 11:24 AM|
I have no problem with him giving up a cat if they no longer wanted it. Five years ago, I adopted my dog from a family that no longer wanted her, and I know she has a better life for it. Better for someone to recognize that they can't sufficiently care for a pet and find it a home, than to keep the pet only to ignore it or (worse) abuse it because they come to resent it.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||October 26, 2015 11:45 AM|
Used to have the major hots for him, but knowing this gun-toting Christian bullshit is a dickwilter.
Moving on to another celebrity crush, now.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 26, 2015 11:55 AM|
Wrong R24. I actually liked him more when he looked like that. Also, I wouldn't be riding his politics or religion. I'd be riding him!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 26, 2015 12:11 PM|
he a disgusting hillbilly and I hope he chokes on something he killed. what an asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||October 26, 2015 12:18 PM|
He loves his gay fans, r49. You don't have to be nasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||October 31, 2015 2:26 AM|
I have a tendency to be quite critical of Pratt, like in R38, but I just rewatched Jurassic World and he was great in it. I loved the movie even more on a second viewing.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||October 31, 2015 3:24 AM|
Pratt was just on Billy On The Street, and there's simply no way he's a homophobe. First, he and Billy seem to be very good friends and Chris was as good a sport as anyone could've been being treated like a sex object by a gay man. They hugged for a long time at the end, and Billy ended up saying he's so hard right now. So forget all the bible-thumping stuff, it isn't Chris, he's just a affable beefcake for all to enjoy.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||October 31, 2015 3:49 AM|
I doubt Chris is a Republican, Billy wouldn't have him on his show and be friends with him if he were. Billy's pretty political, he says he set out to be the gay Chris Rock, so he doesn't tolerate conservatives and homophobes.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||October 31, 2015 4:26 AM|
You can spin it any way you want, the dumb ox has given enough interviews to show his true colors. His PR team is good, I'll give him that, and keeps him from spouting stupid shit in the mainstream media.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||October 31, 2015 2:13 PM|
I love my gay fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||October 31, 2015 9:26 PM|
I only did all this for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||October 31, 2015 9:46 PM|
Give a bro his props.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||October 31, 2015 9:49 PM|
If the gays are buying, I'm selling.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||October 31, 2015 9:51 PM|
I'm not a Chris Pratt fan, but I don't hate him. I will say that he hasn't even begun to peak. He's signed on to be the new Indiana Jones. He will be making another Jurassic World type movie, as well as a sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy, and he's in the remake of Magnificent Seven. So, it looks like he will be around for a long time. Maybe he's the new John Wayne and maybe not, but he has staying power. His movies all make money and that "awe shucks" boy next door attitude plus his excellent comic timing is very attractive. Mark my words, the top three new hot guys in commercial films will be Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, and...you pick the third one.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||October 31, 2015 9:57 PM|
i want to fuck the hell out of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||October 31, 2015 10:31 PM|
[quote]He's signed on to be the new Indiana Jones.
Just past week Indiana Jones producer Frank Marshall said in an interview they will never recast Indiana Jones but will use another character to take Indiana Jones' place in new Indy-movies. He also said the lead has not been cast yet and that they have many candidates for the role.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||October 31, 2015 10:41 PM|
[quote]"awe shucks" boy next door attitude plus his excellent comic timing is very attractive.
This is getting old. And please read R61
Look at how desperate the "gays" here about straight guys who don't really care about them. Yikes!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 1, 2015 12:11 AM|
How cute is this?
Bet you'd like to call me Daddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 1, 2015 12:18 AM|
Pratt looked like a clichéd aging movie star wearing tons of makeup at the MTV Movie Awards.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||April 11, 2016 3:58 PM|
I'm not saying he isn't a good-looking guy but after going through the pics of Tyler Posey and Dylan Sprayberry it was a jarring experience to suddenly see Pratt's face with tons of product on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||April 11, 2016 4:05 PM|
He is a good action movie guy, his acting is perfectly suited to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||April 11, 2016 4:14 PM|
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||April 11, 2016 4:20 PM|
Does he like his wife's plastic surgery? Her lips are so distracting.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||April 11, 2016 4:49 PM|
Y'all are some of the most bitter, jealous queens I have ever done seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||April 11, 2016 4:56 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 70||April 11, 2016 5:26 PM|
He has an early Burt Reynolds vibe
|by Anonymous||reply 71||April 11, 2016 6:00 PM|
He's the funniest attractive white straight-passing actor in his age group, so he'll be around for a while. There's just no other white actor in his age range that can carry funny action roles as well as he can. Channing Tatum is arguably funnier, but he's not as pretty.
The hunting shit is really uncomfortable, but I've never seen anything that indicates he's any kind of homophobe. Yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||April 11, 2016 6:09 PM|
So he hunts? So what? Many people hunt, even some gays, I bet. You libs have no tolerance for anything or anyone who deviates from your narrow lib viewpoint, do you? Pathetic!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||April 11, 2016 6:11 PM|
doubt he's really homophobic, most of the younger Christians I know are pretty pro-gay. And r73 some people don't like hunting, it doesn't mean they don't "tolerate" him. You probably dislike or disapprove of things too
|by Anonymous||reply 74||April 11, 2016 6:15 PM|
R72, the hunting shit, getting rid of the family cat and all the Jesus stuff. I've said it before but I'm not sure he's really a nice man at all.
R73, go suck Trump's cock. When you come here preaching as a right wing homophobe how intolerant we gays are you're gonna get your ass kicked, cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||April 11, 2016 6:17 PM|
I hunt-- for cock-- all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||April 11, 2016 6:21 PM|
r73 hunting is seriously defensible from even a far-left animal rights perspective, if you eat the meat. Because they are free range animals and have a much better life than factory farm animals. Stupid liberals (Glenn Greenwald) think hunting is sick animal abuse, and smart far-left animal rights people (this guy Rancid Honeytrap I follow on twitter who has a feud with Greenwald) note that there's nothing amoral about it as long as you consume the meat. And yes he's far-left, he calls himself a radical.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||April 11, 2016 6:23 PM|
I agree with r77 for the most part but, and this is really a matter of prejudice, hunters kinda creep me out, because most of them seem like they really LIKE killing things
|by Anonymous||reply 78||April 11, 2016 6:27 PM|
He's remained silent while LGBT rights are being squelched in the South, so either he's a coward or he agrees with the anti-gay laws.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||April 11, 2016 6:30 PM|
I heard he's a right wing creep - what can you do? And a bag of rocks would out score him on the play school finals!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||April 11, 2016 6:32 PM|
I suspect that he's NOT well hung. Probably doesn't grow to more than 6.5/7 inches. For me, that would be a deal breaker. Still, he is nice to look at. He just wouldn't be able to satisfy me sexually.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||April 11, 2016 6:41 PM|
Does anyone remember Chris fro STRANGERS WITH CANDY?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||April 11, 2016 6:49 PM|
R81, I don't mind small dicks at all but I doubt Pratt is even near 6 inches. He possibly has super small balls since he very rarely shows any bulge. I'd guess he's around 4 inches or smaller.
Don't forget that in that penis length study a few months back only 1% of guys had dicks 7" or longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||April 11, 2016 6:54 PM|
He screams a 4 incher tops - but with that massive booty I would pile driver his filthy, musky, fetid ass until the cows come home.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||April 12, 2016 2:43 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 85||April 12, 2016 7:11 PM|
R78, but that was Honeytrap's objection to Greenwald, that he put his distaste for hunting, above animal welfare. You're never going to convince everyone to be vegan, so it's better to consume free range animals because factory farm animals have a much worse life. And deer are prey animals, so sorry for not thinking it's a tragedy that they're killed for meat. Humans evolved our big brains because we were smart hunters and consuming a lot of meat allowed our brains to grow large. The Honeytrap vs Greenwald feud started long before Honeytrap started focusing on animal rights and has nothing to do with that. Honeytrap thinks Greenwald is a phony and a poser and I agree.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||April 12, 2016 10:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 87||September 27, 2016 9:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||September 27, 2016 9:49 AM|
a grower, obviously...
|by Anonymous||reply 89||September 27, 2016 9:52 AM|
MUst EVERYONE have a beard???
|by Anonymous||reply 90||September 27, 2016 9:54 AM|
[quote]MUst EVERYONE have a beard???
|by Anonymous||reply 91||September 27, 2016 11:17 AM|
I don't think the photo at R88 is Pratt.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||September 27, 2016 11:18 AM|
r57's pick is not Chris Pratt. It's Derek Theler from Baby Daddy. I don't know about Derek's stance on gay fans, hunting, or Christian values though.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||September 27, 2016 2:43 PM|
Derek Theler as Chris Pratt for Halloween cosplay. So there's some connection.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||September 27, 2016 2:50 PM|
He's hot AF. I could give a shit about his politics.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||September 27, 2016 2:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||September 27, 2016 3:05 PM|
[quote]I could give a shit about his politics.
I don't think this means what you think it means...
|by Anonymous||reply 97||September 27, 2016 3:51 PM|
He's hot. I want to see the butt pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||September 27, 2016 7:39 PM|
These hysterical Queens always bickering about someone politics. Get a fkin life.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||September 28, 2016 7:35 AM|
his logic on religion is so idiotic, people who have been religious all their lives and not just when they were going through a hard time still suffer tragedies. The poorest countries are the most religious. Who'd thought he'd be nothing like his character in Jurassic World who actually cares about animals.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||September 28, 2016 7:56 AM|
I do not oppose hunting as it would be stupid to ban but there must be regulations and I don't care what they say it is not a sport. Sure humans hunted to survive, food and clothing, but that is no longer necessary. Many species have gone extinct, animals kill mostly for need not greed.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||September 28, 2016 8:05 AM|
R99 just because you are shallow and don't care doesn't mean the rest of us shouldn't either. It is true that during the time he is nog doing a movie he looks merely ok.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||September 28, 2016 8:07 AM|
Really did not expect Che from The OC to get this big.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||September 28, 2016 8:27 AM|
Ana Faris got ugly overnight, when they married she was the hot one and now it is the other way around. I will not shed a tear if that religious nut couple splits.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||September 28, 2016 8:40 AM|
looking hot, pumping his own gas.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||September 28, 2016 8:49 AM|
Anna Faris is a cutie but i never realised it until she dyed her hair blonde.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||September 28, 2016 9:03 AM|
I can see the sparks flying between Jennifer and Pratt but Pratt has a kid. However, a lot of Hollywood couples have been splitting recently so you never know.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||September 28, 2016 9:20 AM|
Omg, that photo is hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 108||September 28, 2016 10:57 AM|
Agreed! His big butt deserves more attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||September 28, 2016 11:00 AM|
[quote]He's remained silent while LGBT rights are being squelched in the South, so either he's a coward or he agrees with the anti-gay laws.
You are so fucking stupid I wish I could go back in time and force your mother to abort you.
Why the fuck would he need to make some sort of statement about anti-gay laws: is he a politician or other supposed moral leader?
I don't want to hear what random celebs think about gay rights or any other societal issues, because that's not their fucking job so who gives a shit what they think?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||September 28, 2016 12:05 PM|
Oh look, a Pratt fangurl got rattled.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||September 28, 2016 12:17 PM|
Don't touch a Fundie or a Freeper- it just it just devolves into a Frau-for-all!
|by Anonymous||reply 112||September 28, 2016 1:08 PM|
You are such an idiot, R10. It's such a shame your parents couldn't afford to educate you.
Of course, now I'm sure you're going to regale me with stories of your made up youth at Columbia or Brown and the number of shiny degrees twinkling on your Central Park West walls.
Please spare us all. Folks like you don't have a clue.
There are all these old posts on this thread claiming Pratt isn't Republican, Pratt isn't Republican. Well, it's 2016, and after posting a photo of Ronald Fucking Regan on his social media, I'm pretty sure this douchebag is Republican.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||September 28, 2016 1:30 PM|
The most AWG that ever lived.
All the sexiness of a clean diaper.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||September 28, 2016 1:33 PM|
R114 So you're saying you wouldn't like to see him naked?
|by Anonymous||reply 115||September 28, 2016 2:38 PM|
[quote]The most AWG that ever lived.
This is so interesting to me because he's clearly not an AWG. I get that you might not find him appealing but referring to him as an AWG is ridiculous. So did you post this to standout and get a rise out of other posters or do you honestly think he's average? Who else do you think is average?
The reason I'm asking is that AWG is used so much on DL to describe people that it just doesn't apply to that Its usage is questionable.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||September 28, 2016 3:36 PM|
how are he and Ana Faris the high school power couple? They were hollywood losers merely 2 years ago before he was cast in Guardians of the Galaxy and since he is no Harrison Ford and he isn't young he'll be replaced in a couple of years as noone lasts in hollyweird anymore hence why he's overexposing himself while he's ahaed. He is a mega douche with a brain smaller than his dick and does not deserve to have that cute face.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||September 28, 2016 8:24 PM|
What part of "He's AWG" did I not make abundantly clear?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||September 28, 2016 8:27 PM|
Saw him in "wanted" and he was decent looking, I guess the beard suits him and elevates his status from cute to stud. Funny he is a bible thumping ammosexual since not long ago he was a homeless carefree bum. Guess the gun loving more than confirms he has a small one and tries to compensate.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||September 28, 2016 8:35 PM|
R115 some of us realize what dignity and fantasizing is and since it involves idealizing no I wouldn't want to see an unknown naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||September 28, 2016 8:39 PM|
He looks good in that gus station pic but ceratinly nowhere near as hot as in his movies and not hotter than many real world hotties.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||September 28, 2016 8:40 PM|
He looks good in that gas station pic but certainly nowhere near as hot as in his movies and not hotter than many real world hotties.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||September 28, 2016 8:41 PM|
What does his butt look like?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||September 28, 2016 8:44 PM|
As if he was the only hottie in the world, not wasting energy fapping to a douche. Gimme good ole hunk Harrison Ford who is way more talented and nicer, not to mention a legend over Pratt anyday.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||September 28, 2016 8:55 PM|
I like Pratt but he's in too many franchises now. How many? 4? Guardians of the Galaxy, Magnificent 7 (possible franchise), Jurassic Park and maybe Raiders.... I don't think he should be Indiana Jones. Maybe Chris Evans or Jai Courtney.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||September 28, 2016 9:11 PM|
Chris is also considered the lead in the Matrix sequel.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||September 29, 2016 1:40 AM|
He's a stud. I wanna drink beers and rip farts with him like bros.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||September 29, 2016 5:09 AM|
R127, he was something totally else than a stud before Zero Dark Thirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||September 29, 2016 5:17 AM|
R128 he was hot as shit on The OC.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||September 29, 2016 7:33 PM|
I be the his beard smells bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||September 29, 2016 7:52 PM|
I BET his beard smells awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||September 29, 2016 7:52 PM|
Hey, Fuck you, I douche more than Cheryl!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||September 29, 2016 8:57 PM|
Nasty Rethug who, if he had his way, would take away our rights . . . . all with a smile and while being a "bro."
|by Anonymous||reply 133||September 29, 2016 9:01 PM|
They say Chris is a nice bro, and I believe it.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||September 29, 2016 9:35 PM|
Funny how we went from having stars who were intellectual philantropists and multidisciplinary talented to brainless animal killers for fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||September 29, 2016 10:08 PM|
Douchebag. He'll go to his grave with a redneck frat boy mentality.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||September 29, 2016 10:40 PM|
I don' t give a shit about his politics. He's a nice guy and I'd like to suck his hot cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||September 29, 2016 10:55 PM|
[quote] He's a nice guy and I'd like to suck his hot cock.
I know nothing of his cock, but he is definitely NOT a nice guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||September 29, 2016 11:05 PM|
He grew up hunting in a rural area. Much better to shoot a wild deer than eat farmed meat. If you eat meat but freak about hunting, you are a fucking hypocrite. I don't get any sort of stupid vibe at all: I think he's very smart, but doesn't necessarily want to show it. Maybe he's a Republican, but he hasn't said anything that suggests he's pro Trump. I think he's hot. And every fucking serial killer that gets posted here has queens dribbling on about how hot they are, but there are people taking the moral high ground about this guy!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||September 29, 2016 11:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 140||December 1, 2016 8:10 AM|
He looks like a dumb hillbilly
|by Anonymous||reply 141||December 1, 2016 9:09 AM|
[quote]He looks like a dumb hillbilly
I KNOW. But a hot one.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||December 1, 2016 9:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 143||December 1, 2016 9:25 AM|
How many pets did he kick out this week?
|by Anonymous||reply 144||December 1, 2016 9:26 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 145||December 16, 2016 3:28 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 146||December 16, 2016 3:30 PM|
This is not the place to be smellin' cookies - but he manages it.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||December 16, 2016 3:53 PM|
He's only hot because he has a muscular body. His face is your standard white boy face.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||December 16, 2016 7:25 PM|
Dresses poorly, choad dick, bad beard, looks fat even when he isn't. Pass.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||December 16, 2016 7:27 PM|
I hope all the posters yammering about him killing and eating animals are 100% vegans otherwise they eat killed animals or animal products every day. Just because they didn't personally do the killing means nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||December 16, 2016 8:38 PM|
Couldn't you just put a saucer of milk outside, by the back door!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||December 16, 2016 10:13 PM|
He has hydroquinoned/retin-a'd his face so it's all one color and mask-like.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||December 16, 2016 10:49 PM|
A writer on Facebook is hinting that he might be cheating on Anna.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||December 17, 2016 12:02 AM|
[quote]A writer on Facebook
STOP PRESS - IMMEDIATELY!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||December 17, 2016 12:51 AM|
She's an entertainment writer R154 but I can't recall her whole name.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||December 17, 2016 1:27 AM|
It's Winter Mitchell, She's on the Pop Rocket podcast.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||December 17, 2016 1:28 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 157||December 17, 2016 2:07 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 158||December 17, 2016 2:08 AM|
Yazzz, my brah!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||December 17, 2016 2:11 AM|
[quote]I don' t give a shit about his politics. He's a nice guy and I'd like to suck his hot cock.
Even if he supports Republicans who'd be glad to take away the gay rights?
|by Anonymous||reply 160||December 17, 2016 2:13 AM|
The joke he told on Conan, I heard years ago on Dexter.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||December 17, 2016 2:14 AM|
He looks better fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||December 17, 2016 2:19 AM|
I want him to bang me hard.... like a screen door swingin' in a hurricane.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||December 17, 2016 2:19 AM|
He probably cheated on drunk wife with Jennifer Lawrence.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||December 17, 2016 2:31 AM|
He went the Butch he-man-dumb-Bro route! He'll have to make a lot of really low brow movies to keep his audience! Not that it's much of an option to turn down the high brow ones!
|by Anonymous||reply 165||December 17, 2016 12:18 PM|
[Quote] A writer on Facebook is hinting that he might be cheating on Anna.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||December 17, 2016 12:41 PM|
Welcome to the Chris Club of Box Office Poisons!
|by Anonymous||reply 167||December 17, 2016 12:56 PM|
He just went over the highest hill on the Rollercoaster
|by Anonymous||reply 168||December 17, 2016 1:03 PM|
If he turns out to be a jerk I'll be genuinely sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||December 17, 2016 10:45 PM|
R160, he's a straight, white male and this is DL...so of course those things never matter. He can be a complete douchebag and DLers will "squeeeee."
But there's no such thing as "privilege" or anything,
|by Anonymous||reply 170||December 17, 2016 10:52 PM|
R169, this is what Pratt tweeted after he was criticized for trying to get people take Anne Faris' 15 year old cat on social media when they were having a baby: [bold]"Bottom line, and not that this is any of your fucking business weirdos, but my wife and I want to start a family and we ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have an animal that shits all over the house. Sorry. If you are a parent you will understand. And if not, that probably explains why you have such a hard on for cats. Just sayin'."[/bold]
There's no question that Pratt's a cunt. And her bitch of a wife is no better. You only need to see how people treat their pets to realize what they are really like.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||December 17, 2016 10:58 PM|
If the cat was shitting all over the house they either didn't keep a clean litter box for it, or it was sick. Healthy cats WILL NOT do their business in the house if they have a clean litter box. They're very fastidious creatures.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||December 17, 2016 11:22 PM|
Even if it died out in the wild starving to death in the freezing cold, it was better than living in that house!
|by Anonymous||reply 173||December 17, 2016 11:53 PM|
too bad there wasn't an accident on set with Pratt and J Law . I bet they would still be selling their fake personas even on the "In Memoriam" segment
|by Anonymous||reply 174||December 20, 2016 4:23 AM|
I'd fuck him, but he hasn't directed a movie yet.
Anyway, back to the fart, weed, and junk food jokes to show you how I keep it real!
|by Anonymous||reply 175||December 21, 2016 1:16 AM|
The cat story pisses me off because of his shitty response after the attempt to give the cat away backfired As R172 pointed out, the cat was either ill or they weren't keeping the litter boxes clean. Several years back, a friend of my parents had a kidney transplant. He was advised beforehand to rehome his cats because of toxoplasmosis litterbox concerns. He approached my parents to see if they would take in his cats. They did and the friend was relieved because he would be able to visit the cats. There were better ways for Pratt and Faris to rehome the cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||December 21, 2016 2:09 AM|
He cheated on his wife with Jennifer Lawrence. For shame!
|by Anonymous||reply 177||December 21, 2016 2:15 AM|
If that's true R177 I hope it ruins both their careers.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||December 21, 2016 2:19 AM|
The sad fact is that some people consider pets as just another piece of property. Something to have fun with and when it's not fun anymore simply throw it away. People like that should be prohibited by law from owning animals.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||December 21, 2016 6:37 PM|
I'm so glad the poor cat really did end up with nine lives! Eight of them on social media message boards!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||December 21, 2016 8:21 PM|
I want to suck Chris Pratt until his head caves in.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||December 21, 2016 8:38 PM|
small but nice
|by Anonymous||reply 182||December 27, 2016 8:23 AM|
another gif from 'Assengers'
|by Anonymous||reply 183||December 27, 2016 8:36 AM|
For the person complaining about "tiny nips" -- at least there is a surfeit, as you can clearly see a third nipple on his milkline.
I wonder if the tiny-nipped are more likely to have supernumerary nipples, as the glands in question (yep, males have them too, just to a lesser degree) need to be divided amongst many?
|by Anonymous||reply 184||December 27, 2016 8:43 AM|
[quote]He grew up hunting in a rural area. Much better to shoot a wild deer than eat farmed meat. If you eat meat but freak about hunting, you are a fucking hypocrite.
Oh Honey, he's a fat man. Always will be, even admitted on Graham Norton this week. He is only fit right now because he's getting big bucks. The day the roles stop, he'll be fat again, so eating "healthy" hunted meat doesn't apply here. He clearly loves killing animals which separates him from others who eat meat to live.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||December 27, 2016 8:51 AM|
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|by Anonymous||reply 187||December 29, 2016 11:28 AM|
I can't stand this guy. If he's in a movie I want to see, I won't see it because of him
|by Anonymous||reply 188||December 29, 2016 12:26 PM|
How is he going to handle 2 Big Bombs in a row? His Agent must be on life-support!
|by Anonymous||reply 189||December 29, 2016 12:48 PM|
No, but he just signed up for public assistance!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||December 29, 2016 1:02 PM|
I'm scared, following a few more bombs, he'll be sucked into the "Mel Gibson-Kirk Cameron-Downey/Burnett Farce"
|by Anonymous||reply 191||December 29, 2016 1:32 PM|
I just read that he and his wife abandoned their Chihuahua. The dog was found emaciated wandering the streets and its microchip identified the Pratts as the dog's owners! That's awful!!
|by Anonymous||reply 192||December 29, 2016 5:15 PM|
Faris & Pratt are white trash, and it's all they'll ever be.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||December 29, 2016 5:44 PM|
Useless clip R186. We don't even know if he is cut or uncut.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||December 29, 2016 5:59 PM|
I was thinking "sociopath" and I see others on this thread have the same idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||December 29, 2016 6:02 PM|
He and his idiot wife regularly abuse animals.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||December 29, 2016 6:05 PM|
saw him on idiot Fallon's show, too much dumb in one screen. He looks so meh when he's not filming movies, tan and make up and camera work must enhance his looks. I wouldn't be surprised if motion photoshop was being used. Hell there is real time autotune for concerts, so not that far off.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||December 29, 2016 6:39 PM|
You don't want to be the family pets when the latest movie BOMBS!
|by Anonymous||reply 198||December 29, 2016 8:08 PM|
He is also a rightwing Christian beloved by the Fundies.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||December 30, 2016 12:58 AM|
In about ten years, Pratt will probably be doing crap Christian movies like Stephen Baldwin and Mira Sorvino.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||December 30, 2016 1:47 AM|
I have been watching Parks & Recreation. Pratt's character was OK for awhile, but should have been written out when he and Anne broke up. Actually all of the characters are starting to bug me - it might be time to quit watching.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||December 30, 2016 3:19 AM|
I saw promos for Passengers earlier tonight on TV and laughed at the studio's attempts to make it look a potential blockbuster.
Pratt's character was always my least favorite on Parks and Rec. I never care for the storylines after Andy and April married. Overall, l like that show and it ended at the right time.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||December 30, 2016 5:11 AM|
I liked April before they were married, and even when they showed her having a crush on him (it gave her a little vulnerability). I don't think they work as a married couple - strange combination of cutesy and smug, and I think he would annoy or bore April after awhile.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||December 30, 2016 12:52 PM|
TEN years? Try 5 at most! Stick a fork in him, he's done!
|by Anonymous||reply 204||December 31, 2016 10:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 205||January 12, 2017 8:29 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 206||February 8, 2017 9:25 AM|
[quote]In about ten years, Pratt will probably be doing crap Christian movies like Stephen Baldwin and Mira Sorvino.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||February 8, 2017 10:03 AM|
Remember Chris that thou are fat, and into fat thou shalt return.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||February 8, 2017 10:20 AM|
[quote]Gun-toting, animal-killing Jesus nut
Just my type <3
|by Anonymous||reply 209||December 20, 2020 4:05 PM|